I am Vardy

Chapter 613: A **** case caused by a towel

Looking at his little caddie as a robber and thief, Vardy was speechless.

Who is the thief?

Naturally, Valdy couldn't care about a child, nor could he **** the towel from the little caddie, so he had no choice but to wave to the bench.

"Give me another dry towel!"

At this time, the booing masterpiece in the stands, apparently they are very unhappy about Vardy's so many problems!

The referee also constantly signaled Valdy to make a free throw, otherwise the ball would be awarded to Arsenal.

After getting the towel, Valdy wiped it a few times and just wanted to throw it on the ground, but after thinking about the end of the towel just now, he changed his mind decisively.

This time, Valdy tucked the ball behind the shorts, half inside and half slumped outside.

The camera captured a close-up shot accurately, and it seemed interesting to see Vardy treating the towel so carefully, as if tucking his trousers into his socks.

Take a look at the little caddie next to me, how do you feel this little guy wants to **** off Valdy's little tail?

Vardi's out-of-bounds throw was far away, and even directly past the front point.

Ibrahimovic's header hit the goal at the back point, almost scored.

Speaking of Arsenal's defensive fluke, there was a player standing next to the goal post. Seeing that Armunia had disarmed the gun, he pushed the ball out of the goal line to protect the goal.

Valdy walked into the venue with regret, and the towel swayed behind the buttocks with the wind, but it was more rippling than Valdy.

The threat of Valdi's outbound shot is immeasurable. Both of the outbound shots passed the goal just now. Arsenal did not want to face such an irregular bomb.

The gunmen just praised the caddie's wit, took the risk of being picked up by Valdi, and picked up the towel thrown on the ground. In the face of what Valdi wanted, he dared to refuse it. It was simply Arsenal's most loyal and most loyal. Brave warrior.

But the problem is that instead of throwing the towel on the floor, Valdi now hangs it behind his buttocks. What should I do?

"Mr. Referee, you see Vardy playing with something that is not important to the game, shouldn't he warn him?"

Impressed, Gilberto Silva ran to the referee and complained.

The referee frowned, and his expression was not pretty.

Speaking of open fights between the two teams, he really doesn’t want to get involved, nor can he obviously go to which side. Everyone is dissatisfied.

It is said that there is no rule that towels are not allowed to play?

In winter games, there are players who wear scarves and gloves to play. Strictly speaking, there is no difference between towels and scarves.

Even if he asks Valdi, Vardi can use a "cold ass" to send himself away. Can he still keep Vardi from heating his ass?

"Unfortunately, I have no way to warn Vardy, after all towels are not dangerous goods!" The referee shook his head and said blankly to Galas.

Garlas Wu refused to accept it and chased the referee: "Why is the towel not considered a dangerous item? What if he throws away the towel and pumps me in the face? Or just strangle me with a towel?"

The referee looked at Galas at this moment as if looking at an idiot.

Are you persecuted paranoid?

Why did Vardi use a towel to smoke you?

Strangle you with a towel?

What do you think is a horror movie?

If you say that, even if the players are playing naked, there is a danger. You can kill you with your teeth. Can you also let the players clean their teeth before the game?

Impatiently waving to Galas, beckoning Galas not to mess with himself here.

Galas felt a sense of sadness abandoned by the referee, and headed back sullenly.

At this time, after Inter Milan established a firm foothold in the midfield, they got another out-of-bounds ball, and Inter Milan's offense gradually began to sharpen.

Seeing Valdy walking towards the side of the field to prepare to throw a bomb, Galas was furious, and finally couldn't help but quickly rushed behind him and walked away with the towel that Valdi tucked in his pants.

Vardi was stunned for the first time and did not react.

What are you doing with my towel?

Ah, this is to do things!

Before Vardi was so angry that he wanted to get started, Vieira rushed up and grabbed Galas together. The two of them grabbed each other's towels against Sang, and they were about to fist.

The referee rushed decisively while blowing the whistle while separating the two, and one without hesitation gave a yellow card.

"Sir, you see, Vieira rushed over and pushed me, shouldn't the red card be punished?" Galas looked like a wicked first complaint, and said to the referee in an uneasy way.

Inter players almost smirked.

Do you dare to be more shameless?

Why don't you say it first?

You are still holding a towel in your hand, and you are so embarrassed to speak.

The referee looked at Galas coldly, "If you have any aggressive behavior against your opponent, I will send you off!"

Galas raised his hand and turned to walk. While walking, he still scolded his mouth, but the towel in his hand was not returned to Valdi honestly, but went directly to the side of the court and threw it to the little caddie.

The little caddie received the towel and hugged it tightly in his arms again. No one should take away his towel.

This is also an alternative "blood case caused by a towel", right?

Vardy couldn't help but think of the absurd towel-robbing case that happened in China in his previous life.

It’s just that a team has a bombardier. Putting a towel on the sidelines can make the bombardier not make mistakes and play a more stable threat, while the other side obstructs everything and prevents the towels from appearing on the sidelines. The big show started.

FIFA has no clear regulations, and the China Football Association has no clear regulations, so, in general, the home team is the final one.

From the perspective of the two teams, in order to strive for better results and find loopholes in the rules, what kind of means is actually not excessive.

But in the eyes of neutral fans, this is simply an absurd farce, both teams are too petty and make people laugh.

In the end, it is not impossible, because they all know that to continue to make trouble, except for people to make jokes, is of no benefit to themselves.

It's like now, if Valdi is watching the ball quietly in front of the TV, then he must also feel that there is a dispute because of a towel, which is a bit of a joke.

But now that you are on the field, you won't feel that way anymore. This is the method you want to use. It's reasonable. What right do you have to grab my towel?

You robbed towels on me, why didn’t you dare pick my clothes?

Looking at Galas fiercely, as if to say: "If you mess with me again, you will die!"

Vardi has had enough of the extremely annoying Galas.

This time, Valdi personally ran to the bench and took a towel around his neck.

I think who dares to grab this time?

If you dare to grab, I dare to desperately!

Although Gallas still had a disdainful expression, he really didn't dare to go up and grab it again.

It's not afraid of being beaten. The main reason is that he already has a yellow card. If he snatches it again, he will end the game. The referee will not get used to his problems.

Perhaps it was because of Galas's fury. Valdy's grenade throwing this time seemed to gather the anger of his body and flew towards the Arsenal restricted area like a meteor.

Materazzi jumped high in the crowd and shook his head to attack the goal, directly breaking Amunia's ten fingers.

Inter 2:0 Arsenal.

The entire Emirates Stadium instantly fell into silence, this fatal blow made all Arsenal fans lose their voices.

Materazzi rushed to Vardi excitedly, but at this time, Vardy was more excited than Materazzi who scored.

Take a towel off the neck and wave it vigorously in your hand.

This is not to surrender the White Flag, but to stimulate Arsenal with this towel.

Why do you continue to grab!

See? No, I just wiped the ball with this towel and scored!

Come, grab!

Bastards, this slap is silent!

Vardy even ran to Galas in front of him and waved his towel, almost not letting Galas directly throw his fist at him.

Xiao Fa pushed Valdi, and the other Arsenal players seemed to have been stimulated by the bulls, rushing to find Valdi in trouble.

Where did the Inter players let Valdi lose, and rushed over to join the battle group, the two teams once again entangled in a large-scale conflict~www.readwn.com~ But it is different from the convergence just now, this time it is true Someone started in secret, obviously Arsenal has lost some of their reason because of this goal drop.

Diabe's concealed hands plucked at Stankovic's hair, and Galas's fists plopped into Cambiasso's waist.

A large-scale conflict was on the verge, and after Cambiasso was attacked, he even turned back and punched Galas with a surprise attack.

There was a mess on the court, the referee's whistle kept ringing, and the referee team and the staff hurried into the field to help separate the two players.

Two minutes later, the players on both sides split into two sides. Even though some people still scolded, the conflict finally subsided.

The Arsenal fans in the stands seemed to be rioting, and they wished to rush down to help the team to kill the **** Inter guys, one by one with a greasy expression and full of football hooligans.

Fans watching the game in front of the TV are even more excited. It’s boring just to watch the game. If they really fight, it’s really cool!

Anyway, it's never too big to watch the bustling.

At this time, the referee was embarrassed.

When Valdy celebrates scoring a goal, he wields a towel to provoke Galas. This must be a yellow card, and even a direct red card is not too much. Reasonable, there is no way to give him a red card.

In fact, he just saw a few people do it, but this time the best way is to install an ostrich, give each of them a few yellow cards to warn, and wait for the rest of the UEFA league to watch the video to add penalties.

On the field, one more thing is worse than one less.

Adhering to this principle, the referee gave Valdi, Cambiasso, Diaby and Adebayor a yellow card.

This is also a balance!

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