I am Vardy

This kind of roller coaster goal is easy to arouse people's emotions. Even Valdy, who scores so much, feels that such a goal is very rare.

But it doesn't matter if the goals are beautiful or not. What is important is that their celebration should be staged.

Running to the sidelines and beckoning a few friends, the smile on Vardi's face was bright and unusual.

Seeing Valdy's action, and seeing three Manchester United players running towards Valdy, fans familiar with their teasing style immediately realized that they might have another fancy celebration.

Sure enough, not unexpectedly, the four people gathered together and started their performance again.

Ferdinand stood right there, his elbow protruding forward, his forearm drooping naturally, a bit like a robot.

Seeing Ferdinand's movements, the fans felt that these restful guys might have to dance a robot dance collectively.

Well, although it feels not creative, it is still more picturesque to dance together with several people!

But the next Rooney didn't think the same as they did, but knelt down with Ferdinand back, hands clasped above his head.

what does this mean?

Fans said they didn't understand, but they looked forward to it more.

Then Ronaldo knelt sideways in front of Rooney, bent over his hands to support the ground, Rooney also bent over and landed on Ronaldo's back.

Fans are confused, what is this stuff?

Performance Art?

What does this shape want to express?

This look looks very...no feature!

Then, at this time, Valdy finally came out and came to the front of the three-person modeling group.

I saw that Valdy lifted Rooney lying on Ronaldo's back, then sat on Ronaldo's back, leaned forward, and made a forced look!

Seeing this scene, many fans sprayed the rice in an instant, because they already saw what these guys were doing!

Ferdinand is the water tank, Rooney is the cover, C Ronaldo is the base, and the three people are clearly combined into a toilet!

Countless fans feel faint, Manchester United is playing too fresh and refined!

As for Valdy sitting on it, it goes without saying that it is naturally shit!

"Manchester United has once again refreshed my awareness of them. Only if they can't think of it, there is no group of people who dare not play!"

"This toilet is so advanced, I want one too!"

"Although I know that this is to celebrate the goal, I still hope that Valdi will not be too immersive and don't really pull it out on my back..."

...

In fact, Ronaldo is also very embarrassed, Valdy can do anything with this amusement, even if it is not really pulled out, fart and collapse yourself, it is enough to suffer!

But fortunately, the thing that caused Ronaldo to worry was not born. Vardi stood up and put Rooney back on Ronaldo, that is, covered the toilet cover, and finally pulled Ferdinand's arm again, obviously this is The final pumping action, and then the entire celebration action was successfully completed.

The four people got up and hugged together. Although Rooney and Ronaldo also wanted to be the protagonists in the toilet, in fact, the overall effect on the scene was good, so they ignored it!

The Manchester United fans in the stands were very happy, and they saw a scene they liked in Old Trafford.

Fans in front of TV are already overwhelmed, because they have seen Manchester United's wonderful celebration goal, which is more interesting than other people's stereotyped celebrations.

However, some people seem to have seen through the deep meaning of this celebration, and can't help but get together. This is a fair and ironic FA.

A telephone door incident caused a devastating 8.o-level devastating earthquake in English football. The English Football Association, which had already complained, had no image at all after it was exposed.

Perhaps the celebrations of Valdy and others used to be more witty and humorous, and there is no more profound meaning. It is enough for everyone to be happy.

But this time, at this sensitive moment, does this toilet celebration really have more meaning?

Not at all!

Where is Vardy a fuel-efficient lamp, there are very few times when things are not troubled, you expect him to be honest for a day, then it is better to pray that the sun rises from the west.

What's more, he cannot be called into trouble now, but the FA has deliberately targeted him!

Will the bullied Valdi miss this opportunity?

He is definitely using this celebration to satire the FA.

The FA is like this toilet, hiding all dirt and dirt, and all the filth in the world is collected in it. Valdy is absolutely trying to mock the FA in this metaphorical way.

Finally, the action of flushing water is like an ending, symbolizing that all the dirt will be washed away, and they have no good ending!

That's right, that's what it means!

The people who saw all this were inexplicably excited, and they knew that Valdy would never disappoint.

Sure enough, he once again pulled out the FA, lashing the body fiercely.

Especially those media reporters, as if smelling a fishy shark, swarming up, the game is not over, and the news is already flying.

"Sure enough, it's the taste I'm familiar with. Valdi is Valdi, and never shrinks!"

"The FA is a toilet that hides dirt and dirt, this metaphor is too vivid!"

"It seems that I can't help but also have to release it, and I also feel the excitement of draining into the FA's mouth!"

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The game is still going on, but the excitement of the whole game seems to have been exhausted in just two minutes, and for the remaining half of the game, there is hardly much to say.

The main reason is that Valdi’s toilet celebration is too popular. Until the end of the game, there are still many people’s minds quiet here. This is the first time a toilet can make people so concerned.

In the end, Manchester United beat Blackburn at home and continued to stabilize their lead. In the final sprint of the league, they firmly occupied a favorable position.

However, compared with the celebration of Valdy and others in the game, this victory did not pay attention at all. In the context of the biggest crisis facing the FA, everyone is discussing their celebration.

In an interview after the game, Vardy faced the reporters' questions and said indifferently: There are 1,000 Hamlet in the eyes of a thousand people, so he can't control what others think.

This is tantamount to the fact that he mocks the FA.

If replaced before, the FA can kill Valdy.

But now, the Football Association is too busy to care for, where can there be time to manage Valdy?

They have been lucky enough to keep the institution.

Valdy and several other animals succeeded in grabbing the headlines of public opinion in England, where even major events are happening, and even the entire world of football is discussing their fun but profound toilet celebrations.

It must be said that the merchant's sense of smell is keen. Heath, a British luxury bathroom brand, immediately came to the door and invited Valdy to represent their toilets. In order to rub the heat, Heath simply created the Trisman series of toilets. , Even the name of the chairman of the FA Football Club is used.

Several people were also very surprised. Unexpectedly, an unintentional move could actually bring new endorsements to themselves. Why is this not a small income!

And in Europe, the endorsement of the toilet is not a bad image, not to mention the high-end toilet, so several people agree with it.

From the endorsement negotiations to the listing of advertisements, it took less than a week under Heath's time-consuming work efficiency. The toilet celebration has not passed, and their advertisements have been seen on TV.

At this time, those teammates who refused Valdy regretted their intestines. They knew they could still be mixed with endorsements. It didn't matter if they were pitted.

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Before Manchester United's expedition to Rome, the court finally announced the result of the punishment of the England football call.

FAS President Trisman was sentenced to three years in prison for interfering with league operations, referee designation, and financial issues, and was banned for life in the UK;

The chairman of the referee committee, John Baker, was also sentenced to two years in prison for interference with the referee’s normal law enforcement and economic issues;

Two referees were sentenced to one and a half years of imprisonment for receiving commissions, and five referees were banned from law enforcement matches for life;

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A major cleansing seems that the whole world is clean.

The entire FA does not seem to have a few people left, even those who have not been punished, have voluntarily resigned themselves, because their **** may not actually be clean.

It's just that the FA Football Club will remain. After all, English football needs a management agency, and even if it is another agency, it may not necessarily be better than the FA.

Martin Glenn temporarily served as the FA's chairman. He will rebuild the FA at this most difficult time. As for the attitude of the new FA in front of everyone, I am afraid no one can tell.

Vardy could not help but sigh, could this be blamed on him for being cruel?

Valdy is not a selfish person, but he must pay attention, he will not take the initiative to provoke others, but you should not think of bullying me.

The FA has no such consciousness~www.readwn.com~ Maybe they think Valdy is bullying, and then the whole FA will fall.

He just wanted to play quietly and tease quietly. He hoped that the new FA would not come to trouble without any problems, otherwise, he would never mind playing again.

Perhaps Trisman in the prison should confess his crimes. He may not be very clear. What caused all of this today is Valdy, who he had never put in his eyes.

Vardy is definitely different from any player. He has systematic help and he can face everything more calmly.

England's telephone door quickly came to an end. The beginning of the storm was far away from the Italian telephone door, but the final impact was far less than the latter, but in any case, the English football has turned a new page, and the future is expected.

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