I am Vardy

After returning to Everton, considering that Valdy traveled a long distance to participate in the game, Moyes chose to hide Valdy and put him on the bench.

The FIFA virus has raged, and several giants of the international team have laid down, and they have been swallowed by the relegation team like a wolf.

There is no way to do this. This is something that a strong team must bear and cannot be avoided. It can only rely on rotation to mitigate the negative effects.

The rich have all gone to poverty alleviation, and of course Everton should take this opportunity to continue to stabilize its position.

However, Everton obviously overestimated his ability. Without Valdy, their most suitable tactic is defensive counterattack, and high-pressure forced high-level robbing simply cannot be played.

Moreover, the relegation team like a wolf can ignore who the opponent is.

So Everton was beaten.

In the first half, he was beaten and beaten. In the second half, the goal was conceded. Moyes felt his blood pressure was up.

Until the 65th minute of the second half, Everton's offense still did not improve. At this time, Moyes also knew that he had to sacrifice his own big killer.

Looking back at Valdy on the bench, Moyes beckoned.

Alright, don't lie there!

Hurry to give me a goal, your task is to kill the opponent!

Valdy was very happy, and fart warmed up.

Seeing Valdy warming up, Cibro's home fans booed, but in fact they were covering up their fears.

No way, who made Valdi the hottest shooter in the Premier League now!

Valdico still maintains a record, but whenever he comes off the bench, there must be goals!

Can Xibulo fans not shake?

The Everton players saw that Vardi was ready to play. Except for Chadwick, who was expected to be replaced, the other players seemed to have played chicken blood, and the momentum came up in an instant.

No, I haven’t waited for Vardy to warm up, and Everton scored!

Vardy ran and ran, he could not help but pause, crying without tears!

Let’s not bring it like this, you are not going to take me to play!

Indeed, as Valdi expected, Moyes felt that the team's offense had improved, and the sudden substitution was likely to affect the offensive effect, and he also wanted Vardi to take a good rest, so he simply returned Valdi to the bench.

The expression of the beeping dog at the time was captured by the broadcast lens, and the fans were about to laugh!

And Everton players did not live up to Moyes's expectations, actually scored two goals in the last 20 minutes, defeated West Bromwich 3-1.

Vardy was very depressed. Recently, he even entered the national team with injuries and was transferred. He didn't play a few games at all. He felt that he was about to rust!

In view of Vardi's state of "doing all his energy and not knowing how to be better", the system once again released a wonderful task to him intimately.

"System task: In the Premier League against Crystal Palace, scoring with other parts is more than scoring with feet and head!"

"Mission Reward: Fancy Goal Characteristics"

"Failure punishment: two feet shot to seal for a week!"

Valdy couldn't take the system anymore. He felt that the system he encountered was not necessarily the most powerful system in the world, but it was definitely the second best system.

I am the only one who plays football without scoring with my feet or with my head. Where can you tell me how to score?

With ass?

Use Tintin?

Or use egg eggs?

...

Sometimes seeing a player stop the ball in the goal, or hit the ball on the back to rebound the goal, it is already amazing.

It may not be possible to see it for hundreds of years!

Do you actually let me score more with other parts than with my feet and head?

System, did you take the wrong medicine?

I think you are like a system when you are still a virus!

Hey, Valdy suddenly found that he seemed to have entered a misunderstanding.

If he scores a ball with his feet or head first, he may kneel directly, because then he may have to score two **** with other parts to complete the task.

But if he doesn't need to score with his feet or head, then as long as he scores a goal with another part, he will not complete the task directly!

What's wrong is that the system misled the words and almost got myself kneeling!

Well, the task of this game is very clear, that is, while killing the Crystal Palace, use the **** or other parts to arch the ball into the goal, everything is fine.

The task reward looks very tempting.

Fancy goals are definitely a very dazzling way of scoring goals. Although they don’t necessarily improve one’s strength, one can certainly improve one’s own style.

System, I accepted your gift!

...

During the training, the teammates all felt that Vardy was very strange. This product was like forgetting both feet and head in the nightclub. It didn’t use conventional routines to shoot at all. It would take a shoulder arch and a back block. What makes people feel spicy is that this product is actually used **** to grab some points.

After a confrontation training lesson, Valdi didn't score a goal, not to mention, because the **** was used to grab points, the **** almost broke.

Moyes is now painful and happy!

He knew that Everton could not retain Vardy next season, and lost a striker who could score so much, Everton could immediately become another team;

But looking at the various fancy deaths of Valdy, Moyes felt that it was actually good to let him go...

"What's wrong with you? Why are you always arching with buttocks?" Several teammates didn't know, so they questioned Valdy, and the performance of this product is absolutely abnormal today.

Valdy thought for a while and turned on the Flicker mode: "Uh, I'm practicing yoga recently, and I have practiced my buttocks very flexibly. It will be very unexpected to score with my buttocks in the future~ "

A few teammates instantly felt that the mountain was overwhelming and could think of this way of scoring.

"I don't know if I can score with the ass, but I think your sacrifice is a bit big, which is too dangerous!" Cahill said weakly.

Seeing everyone looking at him with puzzled eyes, Cahill continued to explain weakly, "If you use your **** to grab a point, someone else must use their feet to play football. If someone else is not playing, think about them. Where will it kick in the end?"

Everyone's eyes instantly shifted to Valdi's ass, and his scorching eyes turned to Valdi's position.

Uh, it's embarrassing!

Although Cahill's words were unpleasant, they made sense.

Not scoring a goal is a trivial matter, but if the **** is kicked and blossomed, it will be embarrassing.

If it causes permanent and irreversible terrorist damage, would your one-time reputation be destroyed here?