I Am The Only Immortal In The World

I Am The Only Immortal In The World Chapter 16

2022-01-26

Chapter 16 16.Cannot afford to offend, can't afford to offend?

Su Mu looked around and saw those people in the rivers and lakes, and his heart moved, this time he was going to tell a martial arts story.

Cleared his throat.

He opened the mouth and said: "The Deva, the Nāga, and the Eight Sections, speaking the Buddhist scriptures, all are non-human. Heaven is Heavenly God, and dragon is Dragon God. The Eight Sections, one day, Two dragons, three Yakshas, four Yakshas, five Asuras, six Garudas, seven Kinnaras, eight Mahakharajas..."

In and outside the hall, many diners heard the sound , have looked over.

However, unlike the previous 'Good Fortune Inn', where most of the people who ate were ordinary people, they were afraid of Su Mu's status as a Taoist priest and did not dare to speak out. The people in the rivers and lakes here are not so polite. .

Sitting outside, I dare not have a temper.

In the hall, except for the two or three people who had heard the story at the 'Good Fortune Inn' before, most of the others frowned.

However, he didn't say anything for a while.

Only:

A short and ugly big man, looking at Su Mu's handsome face, a nameless fire suddenly appeared in his heart: "Little Daoist Priest, what kind of Buddha are you talking about? In my opinion, it's a pity that you don't sell your ass in the way you look...hahaha!"

He said, laughed heartily.

The air was suddenly quiet.

Both inside and outside the lobby, all the diners looked over with great interest, showing an expression of watching a good show.

Su Mu is not so good yet.

pa!

Han Shi suddenly slapped the table and stand up, giving tit for tat and cursing back: "If you have something born by a mother and not raised by a father, no one will teach you. Are you talking? With a mouth wide open, it will only spit feces all over the house? Come on, I'll give you a slap in the flace for Young Master to keep you awake!"

said.

He rolled up his sleeves.

In this era, it is not a joke to humiliate a minister to die.

As for the swearing and swearing before, it's nothing more. Han Shi is from the village below, and he has seen many scolding battles throughout childhood, but he is not a pure white lotus.

"You...courting death!"

The short ugly big man turned red with anger, and drew his sword with a 'ka', and the bright rays of light flashed, Dazzling.

The sword!

The absolute great sword!

In the lobby, there are quite a few people from all corners of the world, their pupils shrank suddenly.

The shop assistant was timid, and was stunned in place.

At this time, the Inn shopkeeper just came out of the inner hall. Seeing this scene, he was about to come up to persuade him, but it was already a step too late.

and the other side.

Han Shi raised his brows as he looked at the ugly big man who was drawing his sword.

Li Si clenched the brush in his hand.

At this moment——

Su Mu sensed the distance, within ten meters in a straight line, and waved his sleeves.

golden light flashed.

peng~ peng~!

Two large stones, one meter square, fell.

One hit the bench and tripped the ugly big man; the other hit the table, and immediately the cups and plates were messed up, the soup was broken, and the ugly big man was splashed all over his face.

There is only one surprise.

sou!

The short, ugly big man's sword flew out of his hand and stabbed towards Su Mu.

Su Mu waved his sleeve, and his white hand collided with the sword.

A wave-like pattern appeared on the surface of the back of his hand, directly facing the tip of the sword, and shot it flying out.

ka!

The sword slanted into the ground, shaking.

In an instant.

In and out of the entire Inn, there is only this sound, apart from this, not even breathing.

Gosh, what did they see?

'Put the golden light in your hand, and conjure a boulder out of thin air', 'Slap the sword edge with your hand, and be unscathed'?

Are you sure this isn't a trick?

Are they crazy, or is this world crazy?

In the greenhouse outside.

An old man was holding the rice and feeding it to his mouth. When he saw this scene, his mouth was still open, and the rice fell directly.

Like a toad struck by lightning.

He wasn't the only one who witnessed this scene in the greenhouse outside.

In the lobby.

The shopkeeper stood there, his eyes straightened;

Ordinary guests from wealthy families, even those who didn't believe in Ghost God, swallowed their saliva at this time, only to feel extremely thirsty ;

Many people in the rivers and lakes, looking at the white clothed silhouette like snow, for some reason, their legs are weak;

Those who have heard the book in 'Good Fortune Inn' before, Thinking of "Painted Skin", the same thought as Li Si came to mind: "The Taoist priest in the story is not the one in front of him, right?"

Li Si clenched the brush tightly. , I was excited: "The Taoist priest is really expert!"

Only Han Shi was not too surprised.

- Isn't this as it should be by rights?

My Young Master is a half-immortal!

If I say other people, they are mostly shocked; the short ugly big guy is shocked.

In the golden light, two boulders appeared out of thin air; and the scene of Su Mu's hand rippling and slapping the flying sword with his bare hands was deeply imprinted in his mind.

Even the hot food on his head and face can't extinguish the deep chill in the heart of the short ugly big man.

His whole body trembled uncontrollably.

Especially...

"If you weren't in the city, you'd already be dead."

Su Mu glanced at him and spoke indifferently.

No one doubts this.

If the boulder before, fell in another position, such as the top of the short ugly big man, now, it must be another result.

The audience was so quiet that people subconsciously held their breath.

Under this invisible pressure.

"Xianchang,"

The short and ugly big man's vest, cold sweat oozing out, finally knelt down with a 'plop', begging for mercy like a dog: "I was wrong, yes The villain's eyes are clumsy, please don't remember the villain's deeds..."

Bang! boom! boom!

He said, kowtow like garlic.

——It's not that the short, ugly, big guy is timid, it's really: those who are ignorant of current affairs in this arena will all be dead early!

"This is a place to eat, it's not suitable to see blood, as my attendant said: you... slap your mouth!"

Su Mu casually said.

This statement comes out.

Inside and outside the lobby, other diners are all looking at Han Shi's eyes, full of envy.

as the saying goes: When one person attains the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.

This is the case, even more how, what about the followers around expert?

Han Shi noticed everyone's eyes, raised his head high, and couldn't help but feel a little smug in his heart: "Young Master is so kind to me!"

[Han Shi has a crush on you 'Grateful' emotion, the target's emotional fluctuations are too large, escaping free spirit strength, absorbing 1 energy...]

"This kid, he is starting to attack himself again."

Su Mu glanced at Han Shi, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

Let's talk about the ugly big guy.

"Hey! I'm going to slap my mouth!"

He heard Su Mu's words, but his heart was relaxed.

I thought: today I will have a short leg, a broken arm, no matter how bad it is, I will also break a finger, didn't expect, the punishment is much lighter than expected.

pa! pa! pa! pa!

The short ugly big man slapped himself, one after another, very hard, just a few slaps, the corners of the mouth began to bleed, and both sides of the face began to bleed. It also swelled up.

A full 5 minutes have passed.

Su Mu said, "Okay, let's go, leave West Ning City, and don't ask me to see you again in the future."

"Yes!"

The big, short, ugly man knelt down and kowtowed again, then got up and left quickly, he didn't even bother to put away the sword.

Inside and outside the lobby, all the diners looked at the silhouette of the 'short and ugly big man' leaving in embarrassment, feeling a little chill in their hearts.

——It's a bit too much to say 'if the rabbit dies, the fox grieves', but it's true.

So.

Outside, there were already some diners who put down their meals on the table and left one after another.

After all, can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend?

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(end of this chapter)