I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

The old man chuckled: "At first glance, you came from a foreign country. The present court is much better than it used to be, especially our empress, who is really a living Bodhisattva. Under her governance, our people have food and clothing Let me tell you! Our people in Guyan spontaneously built a temple for our emperor, offering them every day, hoping that my emperor will live a long and safe life. "

Xi Ruoxuan was very surprised: "Ah! The temple is standing. Where is the temple? Can you show me?"

The old man pointed with his finger: "It's over there, keep walking here, just turn around, I just came back after finishing incense."

Xi Ruoxuan couldn't bear it anymore, she said to Murong Xiaotian: "Go! Let's see!"

Murong Xiaotian was full of spring breeze: "Of course I have to see it. I want to see what the people here have shaped you like!"

Xi Ruoxuan immediately held his mouth: "You whisper a little, you know all the cities you want to make trouble!"

Murong Xiaotian chuckled: "It's okay to know, but it's a big deal. Everyone kowtows around you."

Xi Ruoxuan glared at him fiercely: "That delays the trip, you are responsible!"

Murong Xiaotian lost his voice, but Xi Ruoxuan walked forward in the direction of the old man's finger and turned a corner. Sure enough, there was a temple there. Although it was not very large, it was also extraordinary. Especially popular, that's gone. Men and women who come and go from person to person, holding incense candles one by one is a rite of worship.

Xi Ruoxuan walked into the temple. I saw a bodhisattva standing in the middle of the temple. The bodhisattva looked a little bit like himself. Murong Xiaotian also bought a handful of incense, and then knelt in front of the statue with words and words in his mouth.

Xi Ruoxuan was very strange, softly whispering in his ear: "What are you doing, my real body is here, you don't worship the real body, what do you worship her?"

Murong Xiaotian leaned closer to Xi Ruoxuan's ear and whispered, "I beg this bodhisattva and let my wife give me a big fat boy."

Xi Ruoxuan's face was flushed: "Hello, no seriousness, don't read it, let's go!"

At this moment, the two son-in-laws walked into the temple, and only one son-in-law said, "Brother, do you think the emperor is shaped like that?"

The other son was a little fatter, maybe he was afraid of the heat. He kept shaking his fan: "It's nothing like it, I have seen the emperor, it's not like this."

"What's it like, let's talk to everyone soon."

The fat man pointed at the statue: "Look at the eyes, our emperor's eyes are so big, and this chest, our emperor's chest is very small, this statue is too exaggerated."

Xi Ruoxuan ca n’t wait to kick this fat boy into the ditch. What ’s wrong with my chest? I ’m an authentic d hood. How dare you insult me ​​in front of so many people, and see how I can clean you up when I go back !

At this time, several young people could not stand anymore, pointing at the fat boy and saying, "Hey! Keep your mouth clean. Be careful, I report to the official, and say you insult the emperor."

The fat man chuckled: "What's wrong with me insulting him? I'm telling the truth. His chest is so small, I have touched it!"

Several young people could no longer hear it, screaming angrily: "If you talk again, we will be welcome if you talk again!"

The fat boy was not willing to be outdone: "Yo! Would you like to hit someone, then come! I'm afraid you won't succeed!"

The group of young people couldn't stand it anymore. When they stepped forward to face the fat man, they kicked and kicked. The fat brother was too weak to be beaten to death. This was a disaster, and a life was killed. At once, Gu Yan's government service was disturbed, and several government services were led by the head of the arrester.

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Several young people did not run, they said, this person insulted the emperor, we must kill him, even if he was sentenced to beheaded, we do not regret it.

The head-hunter asked, "This person really insulted the emperor today?"

The young men nodded: "Yeah! This kid is so ugly. We originally just wanted to teach him a bit. Who promised that he would die so hard without a hit."

"Then how did he insult the emperor?"

So, a young man repeated the indecent words of the fat man. The catcher asked the people, "Is this person telling the truth?"

Everyone unanimously said, "Yes, that's what he said."

After listening, the fat man lying on the ground with one finger said aloud, "This person insults the emperor of today, he has unforgivable sins, and he has died of innocence.

Several young people were overjoyed, and then knelt before the statue of Xi Ruoxuan.

Xi Ruoxuan saw this touching scene and walked out of the temple with relief. Murong Xiaotian followed closely: "Emperor, you are so popular now! I think our mountains and rivers in Yunyan will be more and more stable, more and more powerful."

Xi Ruoxuan's heart was like drinking honey: "However, I did infringe on the interests of some gentry. The fat man just now might be one of them, so they resented me. As long as I get the support of most people, I do n’t care about the rest! "

Murong Xiaotian very much agrees with Xi Ruoxuan's view: "Yes! The people's heart is the most important, if you lose the people's heart, you will lose the world, the emperor, you are getting more mature!"

Xi Ruoxuan was very enthusiastic: "Thank you for the compliment. I am going to reopen the scientific examination next time and promote some useful talents. I will also regulate the taxation system of the government at all levels and improve the law. . "

Murong Xiaotian looked at Xi Ruoxuan with a smile: "I fully support all these things you do. There is only one thing. The emperor should never do it."

"What?" Xi Ruoxuan looked at Murong Xiaotian puzzled.

Murong Xiaotian looked at her cunningly: "I only hope that the emperor will not broadly choose handsome guys and enrich the harem. If that is the case, it would be bad."

Xi Ruoxuan smiled and said deliberately, "I don't like it. When I return to Yanjing, I immediately choose the handsome guy and I'm mad at you!"

Murong Xiaotian thought that Xiaoxuan really wanted to do this, and quickly discouraged: "Emperor, you must not do this, you have enough of us, if there are more, I'm afraid you can't stand it."

"I can't stand it, I will master it, I want you to control it!" Xi Ruoxuan smiled and looked at Murong Xiaotian with a smile to see how he reacted.

Murong Xiaotian was really anxious: "Emperor, how can you do this, then you can simply forget me Rong Fei!"

Xi Ruoxuan saw that he was really angry and hurriedly said: "Yo, are you really angry?"

Murong Xiaotian pouted: "Can I not be angry, you only started to be bored with me for a few days, if this continues, the harem is full of men, me, I might as well die!"

Xi Ruoxuan laughed bluntly: "I'm kidding. With the few of you, I'm already satisfied. If it weren't for your passion, I'm soft-hearted. I really wouldn't be a concubine. But, you are so outstanding It's so good to me, I really can't bear you, so I will keep you for the time being, as for the draft, that is impossible, and my whole life is impossible! "

Murong Xiaotian turned his worries into joy: "That's right, a few of us can guarantee that the emperor is comfortably served, why bother others!"