I am so Accurate

Ask what is the coolest thing in the world?

Everyone's answer is definitely different.

Some people would say that they won the 5 million lottery;

Some people will say that it is playing games all day;

Some people's answer may be as simple as two words: climax.

But if you ask Sun Hao, his answer is at this moment, the moment he rushes into the toilet, unbuttons his pants and sits down.

The water of the Yellow River came up from the sky, and it flowed down three thousand feet!

The picture here is self-refilling.

In short, the moment Sun Hao came out of the toilet, he was refreshed.

That feeling, refreshing out of the sky, floating in the air.

That is, when he walked to the door and saw the team doctor and two teammates sitting outside waiting for him, his face was a little embarrassed.

There was no time to explain before that, the miraculous gait of medicine must have frightened them all.

Fortunately, the team doctor was very knowledgeable and quickly reacted to what happened.

He went up to communicate with Sun Hao for a while.

After confirming that Sun Hao's "injury" was not a major problem, the team doctor asked Sun Hao to go back to the game first.

After Sun Hao left, the team doctor turned around to communicate with Gortat and Jones for a while.

Such things must never be leaked out.

The EQ of these two people is not low, so naturally they understand, but...

Still can't stop wanting to laugh!

This is definitely the most interesting thing they have experienced in their career.

...

Talking two ends.

Sun Hao's departure should not have too much influence on the Lakers.

The most direct point is that the Lakers' double triangle tactics can't be played at once.

This tactical condition is harsh, and it itself requires three offensive threats that are strong enough. This time, without the strongest one, it will naturally not be used.

Some people might say replacing Lu Wei on the field.

Lu Wei did show good talent, but he was obviously not at the same level as Sun Hao.

Forced, the Lakers can only play back to normal triangle tactics.

At this time, the Celtics' defensive ability was revealed.

In just a few minutes after Sun Hao left the field, the Celtics quickly hit a counterattack climax.

After Pierce scored a layup in a counterattack, the Celtics overtook the score 62 to 61!

The emotions of the fans on the scene began to excite.

After all, Sun Hao is only a player on the visiting team, and they cared more about it at the beginning.

But now, they are more concerned about team victory!

Some people are happy and some are worried. On the Lakers bench, Phil Jackson is lost in thought.

On the one hand, I am worried about Sun Hao's injury;

On the other hand, the fourth dynasty that got it slipped away from his eyes, and it was really uncomfortable.

O'Neal did not make a shot in a double-team, and did not make a tip.

Without Sun Hao's control on the outside, it is very difficult for him to score in the Celtics' penalty area.

The Celtics counterattacked again, this time it was Rondo. The layup caused Lou Wei's hitman and got two free throw opportunities.

Phil Jackson unconsciously turned his eyes to the player tunnel.

I don't know what's going on there.

Rondo made both free throws and the score became 64 to 61.

At this rhythm, the Celtics comeback tonight is a foregone conclusion.

The last roller coaster the Celtics experienced, it's the Lakers' turn to ride!

"Charles, although it is a bit unkind to win the bet in this way, I am still very pleased that the pants I prepared for you before are useful."

Knowing from the replay earlier that Sun Hao's injury would not be a major problem, Kenny Smith also restarted the quarrel with Barkley.

Barkley did not respond.

Although he has a big mouth, he knows that if Sun Hao can't come back, the Lakers will not be able to complete this dynasty.

Don't look at the Lakers since the start of the finals have always been dominant, you can try again without Sun Hao?

The current game situation is reality!

If you let the Bulls without Jordan play the Jazz, he cannot win!

He also looked at the passageway, hoping to see some surprises from there.

Then, he really saw a surprise!

".Back!"

Barkley shouted!

Before he finished his voice, there was a turmoil in the player tunnel.

Smith turned his head and looked around, and then he saw Sun Hao trotting out of the player tunnel!

At the same time, Phil Jackson got up and turned his head when he heard the restless sound. When he saw that it was Sun Hao, his expression instantly became excited.

Sun Hao, back!

Hope, come back! !

It's not just Jackson, the entire Lakers bench is boiling.

Although I don't know what kind of treatment Sun Hao did when he went to the locker room, he couldn't get better because of his physical condition!

Then the photographer on the scene gave the lens, and the lens was put on the large LED screen.

The scene was restless.

If this were in Los Angeles, the scene would definitely be boiled in an instant.

But this was in Boston, and the scene was caught in commotion!

The script of the Return of the King makes people excited, but if it is the opposite king, it will only make people shiver!

The Celtics finally knew that Sun Hao was back. As a result, they made a mistake on the defensive end. Ariza directly dunked with both hands after receiving O'Neal's cut.

The scene was in an uproar.

Sun Hao hasn't played yet, his aura has already arrived!

A short whistle sounded from the sidelines, and Sun Hao stepped in to replace Lu Wei! !

"Kenny, you should put on the golden underwear first!"

This sentence is an American connotation, suggesting that Smith should not be scared to pee.

As soon as Sun Hao came back, the defensive enthusiasm of the Lakers soared.

Pierce's layup was directly covered by O'Neal, and Ariza also got a defensive rebound in the fight.

This is an automatic shot!

O'Neal gave the ball to Sun Hao, and Sun Hao pushed forward with the ball.

If this is in anime, there is already a soaring momentum floating above the Lakers.

In the double triangle tactic of the frontcourt, Hill broke through with the ball.

Walker on the side without the ball completely blocked Rondo, and Hill broke through to the basket and divided the ball into Sun Hao's hands.

The execution of the Lakers this round was perfect.

Sun Hao catches the ball and makes a three-pointer.

The fans on the scene held their breath.

Sun Hao just came back, shouldn't he just invest as soon as he comes back?

"Huh!"

Their thoughts just appeared, and there was a crisp sound in the next second.

Sun Hao hit a three-pointer when he came up!

64 to 66!

The Lakers, go ahead!

"Kenny, I said, he's back!"

Barkley repeated what he said at the beginning, and this time in an emphatic tone!

This time it was Smith's turn to smile and couldn't help it.

The situation on the court is unpredictable, and their commentary is also changing rapidly.

"Come on! Boston!"

The DJ at the scene also noticed that the momentum was not right, and began to drive the fans to cheer for the Celtics.

This cheering sound quickly worked. Pierce ran out to receive a pass from Rondo, and the three-pointer shot up and down, and Sun Hao returned an answerball!

Pierce raised his fist after the goal, his eyes full of murderousness.

His brain reacted quickly.

After seeing Sun Hao coming back so soon, he immediately remembered the pungent smell he had smelled when he beat Sun Hao on the back.

Before he thought it was because of the gas leak in the arena, but now he thought that it was mostly Sun Hao's fart.

This is no fuss. Underarm odor is everywhere in the NBA. There are even players who use underarm odor to clear the way. What a fart.

And he quickly speculated that Sun Hao mostly pretended to be injured, and then went to solve his personal physical needs.

Although it was just a guess, it made him not psychologically afraid of Sun Hao's return like the fans.

"Defend our home court!"

Garnett also yelled at his teammates after returning to halftime.

Sun Hao's return gave them tremendous pressure, but after all, the Big Three were all figures who had experienced big storms.

At this time they are very clear about what needs to be done as the core of the team.

The Celtics' defensive enthusiasm has soared, and the Lakers' double triangle tactics can't get a good chance for a time!

Seeing that the offensive time was running out, Hill wanted to find Sun Hao with the ball.

But the Celtics defended Sun Hao completely.

Seeing that the offensive time is approaching.

At this moment, Sun Hao ran directly to the midfield.

Looking at it, it was like knowing that this wave of offense would not have a result, and started to withdraw early!

Rondo, who was following the defense, slowed down unconsciously.

But at this moment, Sun Hao, who had already reached the logo position, stretched out his hand and made a move for the ball!

Hill threw the ball decisively.

The ball was passed to Sun Hao, and the Lakers had only 1 second left to attack!

There is no time for Sun Hao to adjust. After receiving the ball, he directly raises his hand and shoots!

A buzzer!

The fans at the scene are looking forward to it.

Forcing the Lakers' offense to this point, the Celtics' defense this round was very successful.

As long as... Sun Hao can't make this goal.

There is a high probability that this ball will not be made, because that position is also the buzzer, even if Sun Hao has that ability, it is too difficult.

"Huh!"

but!

A clear voice came out through the loudspeaker.

Sun Hao's buzzer logo is three points, in! !

The fans at the scene were dumbfounded.

Sun Hao had already scored two three-pointers after "returning from injury"!

Is this the legendary "Return of the King"? !

Sun Hao also trembled after the goal.

After solving his physical needs, he felt as light as a swallow.

Moreover, this ball hit shows that his "difficult shooter" badge is also playing a positive role.

This two-pronged feeling, isn't the soul trembling!

67 to 69!

With Sun Hao's goal, the Lakers once again surpassed the score!

At this time, both sides are also hitting the head. Although there are only less than 2 minutes left in this quarter, neither side has the intention of changing the main force!

In the Celtics' frontcourt run, Pierce once again missed Sun Hao!

Playing with the ball back again, as if the scene reappeared.

The only difference is that Pierce started to talk trash.

Most people are impressed by Garnett's trash talk, but are not so familiar with Pierce.

But in fact, Pierce is also one of the good players, the two together can be called the "crouching dragon and phoenix young bird" of the trash talk.

Like Artest, "White Mamba" Scarabrian have openly admitted that Pierce is the NBA's trash king.

But Pierce’s trash talk is different from Garnett.

Garnett is very aggressive, like the most famous "your wife tastes like a doughnut".

Pierce is "not very offensive, but very insulting."

The most famous in history is the Battle of Tianwang Mountain in 2012 between the Celtics and the Heat.

That game Pierce made a three-pointer that killed the game in front of James.

After throwing in, he kept chanting a word.

"I'm too bad, I'm too bad."

Some people would say that this is a kind of rubbish?

This has to be combined with background to get it.

At that time, the Heat formed the Big Three of James, Wade and Bosh, but they were killed by the Mavericks in the first season of the combination.

The achievement of Nowitzki's single-core history is the strongest crown, but also put them under tremendous pressure.

The 2011~2012 season is the second season of the Heat's Big Three, and it is also a season that cannot be missed for them.

On the other hand, the Celtics, although they are also a combination of the Big Three, from the formation of 2007 to 2012, five seasons have passed, the Big Three have already become the three old men.

But it was such an old-fashioned combination that pushed the Heat to Tianwang Mountain in the Eastern Conference Finals, and Pierce completed the lore.

Considering the background at the time and the prospect of the series, that sentence was really insulting.

Because after 3 to 2, if the Celtics really knocked out the Heat, it would be equivalent to the Heat playing against the top Big Three in the scolding group for two years without a championship...

Then his approach is really as bad as he said.

"Don't think I didn't know you just shit."

Pierce's trash talk came over, and the air seemed to have a pungent smell.

This is a typical leather trash talk.

Sun Hao did not respond.

He couldn't respond because of this!

Back to "So what?" It is equivalent to admitting that I was injured because of shit;

Back to "you are talking nonsense" deny? That's obvious!

He can only choose to ignore it, and then forcefully go to Pierce.

Faced with trash talking back, it is naturally the coolest, but sometimes silence is also a response.

The premise is that you can take advantage of the matchup.

Pierce saw that Sun Hao was indifferent and didn't speak any more, but continued to beat Sun Hao hard.

But this time, Sun Hao, who had solved his personal physiological problems, was no longer alone with Sun Hao before.

His continuous hard chisel did not occupy much advantage, and finally chose to turn around and shoot, ready to use his height advantage to solve the problem.

"Snapped!"

However, as soon as he turned around, Sun Hao, who should have been suppressed by him, could not get up, suddenly made a lightning shot and directly cut his ball! !

This happened so suddenly that no one else reacted at all.

When Sun Hao moved forward after the steal, there was no one behind him to keep up!

!

After Sun Hao quickly attacked the frontcourt and slowed down, he rose into the air, and directly came a crotch to change hands and dunk!

This is the show up!

Rivers looked very ugly on the sidelines.

The Celtics finally took advantage of Sun Hao's departure to catch up with the score, but Sun Hao scored 8 points in a row when he came back!

In this situation, I thought about the Lakers again! !

Tonight, the Celtics are likely to become the backdrop for Sun Hao’s classic battle!

Ray Allen missed the final three-pointer.

After the third quarter, the Celtics trailed the Lakers by 4 points 67 to 71.

When Sun Hao was off the court, he was greeted with warm cheers from his teammates, and Phil Jackson was also full of excitement.

If it weren't for the return of Sun Hao, the Celtics would have opened the Lakers' score in the third quarter!

"We can't give up, we can't give up, think about what you have done to get here this season, believe in yourself, believe in your teammates, we can do it!"

During the time-out, Rivers personally went into battle this time to serve the Celtics players with chicken soup.

Although failed to open the score in the third quarter, but really speaking, the Celtics are only behind by 4 points.

It's still unclear who will die.

Because the main players in the third quarter were basically full, the fourth quarter came up on both sides of the bench.

As a result, within two minutes of playing, the Celtics had to play the main force again.

Because... the Lakers pulled the score a bit further.

This is a matter of reason.

The Celtics' bench strength is inherently weaker than the Lakers.

Rivers pulled Ricky Davis to the starting lineup again this time, and the result can be imagined.

Phil Jackson did not underestimate the enemy, and he also replaced the main force one after another.

The final moment of G4 came earlier than the last three games.

The score on the court was 70 to 77.

Celtics offense.

Pierce broke through with the ball to create a kill, and successfully caused the latter to foul after confronting O'Neal.

One of the methods of floor flow is all kinds of confrontation and destruction.

Pierce goes to the free throw line.

Steady made two free throws.

72 to 77.

"Defense! Defense!"

The scene also followed the cheering of Boston fans.

At the decisive moment, every round is critical.

With the cheers, the intensity of the confrontation on the court quickly increased, and the fouls of the small ball era can be seen everywhere.

But in terms of game viewing, this kind of physical confrontation, which is not brutal, can greatly stimulate the adrenaline of fans.

But after Sun Hao came back, the Lakers' triple-double-corner tactics still worked.

With Walker's screen, Sun Hao caught the ball and rushed to the basket. After confronting Garnett, he turned around and avoided the block, which also caused Garnett's thug!

Beautiful 2+1!

The inter-festival pause did not stop Sun Hao's fiery state!

After he added a penalty and also scored in the third quarter, he had already scored 11 points in a row after "returning from injury"!

Looking at Sun Hao, who was killing the Quartet, Pierce's expression was a bit weird.

Does **** have a miraculous effect?

And when he came up with this idea, he felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

For people who often shit, they should all know that this play has a lot to do with psychological effects.

For example, when you feel bored at work, you will want to shit.

Let me give you another chestnut. When you get home from get off work, your desire to **** will increase exponentially.

Of course, this is only one aspect, and the more important aspect is that, because this game is very important, Pierce's pre-match preparation is similar to Sun Hao.

He didn't eat either, he just used something to replenish energy, and then he drank a lot of water during the game.

With the Celtics' offense, Pierce continued to rush inside.

But this time he failed and suffered a big risk from O'Neal.

The Lakers scored a fast break, but he did not run to retreat.

Because at the moment he landed, he felt like he... fart.

And the next moment, he felt his abdominal pain unbearable.

It's a pity that Sun Hao is holding the ball and fast-breaking. Otherwise, if he knows Pierce's state at the moment, he will definitely say something.

Is this playing ball or shit?

"Boom!"

Sun Hao's fast break dunk added two more points for the Lakers!

72 to 82!

Sun Hao scored 13 points in a row and helped the Lakers stretch their lead to double digits!

The scene was restless.

This kind of murderous performance after Sun Hao came back will surely make the people eating melon enthusiastic when making a documentary!

Many fans at the scene already felt their heartbeat speed up and their palms were sweating.

In this game, the Celtics really can't afford to lose!

However, their state did not have much effect, because as Sun Hao kept scoring points, the morale of the Lakers had been improving.

The result is that the defensive intensity of the Lakers is also increasing!

Ray Allen's three-pointer... missed!

The fans are almost desperate.

Fortunately, Garnett came forward at this time, he struggled to grab offensive rebounds, and then threw it to Pierce on the outside.

This is a good opportunity ball.

Pierce did not hesitate and took a three-pointer decisively.

"Huh!"

Basketball hits the net!

75 to 82!

This ball, a life-saving ball!

The cheers were overwhelming.

At the critical moment, you still have to look at the truth!

Truth... I fart again when I landed.

His current situation is the same as Sun Hao in the third quarter!

The pain is like a knife twist, and the cold sweat flows.

However, unlike Sun Hao, he did not have the experience of Sun Hao driving at high speeds, so he chose... to continue to believe in his farts.

Can a dignified man be stumped by a shit? !

And there is only half a quarter of time left before the end of the game, Shinichiren insisted until the end of the game is not a problem!

The Lakers advanced to the frontcourt.

Because Sun Hao's state is so good, the Celtics' defense against him has been significantly strengthened during this period, and the entire defensive focus is also leaning outward.

Hill dropped the ball inside, O'Neal caught the ball and hit Perkins.

Pierce went to the basket to help defend.

After O'Neill turned around, he just hit Pierce, and Pierce fell to the ground.

O'Neal's offense didn't stop, directly dunking to score!

The referee's whistle sounded and Pierce was blown for a defensive foul!

Garnett immediately went to the referee for the theory and thought it was O'Neal's offensive foul.

This penalty is very important!

Because the confrontation took place in a reasonable collision zone, the referee did not change the sentence.

Garnett saw that the protest was useless, and immediately turned around and ran back, and with Perkins, Pierce pulled from the ground.

But while pulling, he frowned.

He felt a pungent smell in the air.

Of course he didn't care, and he reached out and patted Pierce's ass, which was a comfort to Pierce's emotions.

Pierce, all over.

Facts have proved that experience is a very important thing.

Whether at work or in life, even when holding shit.

When he was knocked over by O'Neill, Pierce let out a third fart.

Then this time, his trust failed.

He clearly felt that it was not a fart but a mosaic!

Fortunately, he reacted quickly, and immediately clamped the external sphincter, and forced it back!

But this is the case, and there is still a small part of it.

Thanks to Garnett, his **** flap is not in the center, otherwise the "Wolf King" touches something that shouldn't be touched and then touches the ball, the game scene must be very flavorful.

And unlike Sun Hao, even if it was already like this, Pierce had no intention of leaving.

His desire to win is extremely strong!

O'Neal missed the penalty, and Garnett accepted the defensive rebound.

The Celtics advanced to the frontcourt, Pierce relied on strong mental strength to hold on, and then came out without the ball to catch the ball and take a mid-range shot.

"Huh!"

Go in again!

77 to 84!

The cheers at the scene have exploded.

In this period, Pierce scored 5 points in a row, helping the Celtics to bite the score!

The scene is given to Pierce.

Pierce... his face was pained.

There is a gap between human endurance and human endurance, but it is not much worse.

In order to clamp the external sphincter, he already felt that his legs were shaking.

"Paul is serious."

At the commentary, Reggie Miller sighed.

"Despite his outstanding performance, the Celtics have been lagging behind."

Smith took the words.

Buckley also nodded.

Pierce is not easy!

On the field, the Lakers' offense, O'Neal continued to receive the ball inside.

But when he was restrained inside, Sun Hao used Walker's screen to cut in from the other side of the court.

With the tacit understanding of the instant kill combination, O'Neal passed the ball in time.

Sun Hao catches the ball and prepares to take off for a dunk.

But at this time Pierce's defense was in place in time, and Sun Hao changed his offensive style and chose to turn around and lean back after the confrontation.

"puff!"

Before shooting, he heard a familiar and unfamiliar voice.

"Huh!"

Sun Hao turned and leaned back and shot again!

77 to 86!

The Lakers pulled the score to 9 points!

Sun Hao is constantly adding weight to his future documentaries!

But at this moment, another accident happened on the court.

Pierce fell to the ground after confronting Sun Hao, but did not get up with his hands on his knees!

The scene was in an uproar.

After Sun Hao, Pierce was also injured? !

And this is in Boston, Pierce is the owner of this arena!

The home team’s offensive core is injured, which has a completely different impact on the audience!

Rivers called the team doctor on the field, then put his head in his hands in disbelief.

Is this Feng Shui turns? !

The game entered a technical timeout.

Sun Hao hadn't retreated to the backcourt at this time, and he looked dazed.

But recalling the familiar sound he heard the moment before the shot, he instinctively turned his head and looked into Pierce's crotch.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, just take a look... Good fellow!

It's wet there!

Pierce, this is sloppy!

When he realized this moment, Sun Hao finally couldn't help laughing.

When Pierce hit him on the back, he was thinking about paying back twice.

Now, ahead of schedule...

He was beaten by Pierce and almost beat out the shit, now Pierce is really beaten out by his shit! !

It's not impolite to come and go!

Of course, only Sun Hao knew the situation at the scene.

At this time Pierce...

If he was a Chinese, he would definitely not choose to hold on.

Because the old saying goes: A **** is a hero.

At the moment of confrontation with Sun Hao just now, his external sphincter failed again.

And this time more than before.

He also felt that if he came again, it would be the dam bursting, the flood was raging, and it was out of control.

So after he forced his legs to re-clamp his legs, he instinctively imitated Sun Hao's coping strategies and pretended to be injured...

Well, in the slightly messy eyes of the fans at the scene, the scene that happened in the third quarter was staged again.

The only difference this time is that Pierce's "condition" looks more serious. He was carried to the player channel by four teammates.

And what no one may notice is that Tony Allen, who raised Pierce's front foot, kept frowning...

When he reached the player passage, Pierce got into a wheelchair, and he and the team doctor seemed to communicate.

After entering the passage, the team doctor blocked the reporter's follow-up, and then quickly left.

Pierce was now on his side, with his hands on his knees and an expression of pain.

He might not have thought of it, he sprayed trash talk at Sun Hao, and the result...

The last clown turned out to be himself...

...

Pierce's departure was extremely fatal to the Celtics.

You need to know that it is relying on his performance of 5 points before leaving the field that the Celtics can bite the score with the Lakers.

Now that he leaves the field, the situation on the Celtics is on the verge of collapse.

Then, Sun Hao accelerated the process.

He first intercepted a pass from Garnett on the defensive end, and then scored to Hill on the offensive end.

After Hill hit a three-pointer, the point difference on the field came to 12 points, and the winning balance began to fall to the Lakers' side.

".!"

About three minutes later, Smith was surprised to find Pierce's figure in the player tunnel!

There was also a burst of cheers at the scene.

Today’s game is really fun!

First Sun Hao was injured and staged the Return of the King, now Pierce is back!

Is this a script? !

Pierce's return drew a burst of cheers from the fans.

Again, he is different from Sun Hao, because this is his home court, and his return is a great inspiration to the whole arena.

It's just that it actually doesn't make much sense.

Because during the time he was away, the Lakers had stretched their points to 15+!

With only four minutes left before the end of the game, this is an insurmountable gap for the Celtics.

Although Pierce also played well after his return, he scored all the remaining 6 points for the Celtics.

But in the end, the Lakers defeated the Celtics 97-85 and won the key victory.

Sun Hao scored a game-high 42 points ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ 25 of them were scored after returning from injury.

In the press conference after the game, reporters naturally asked Sun Hao and Pierce about the injuries during the game.

The answers of the two are also very consistent.

They were injured, but it was a kind of hard injury. It hurts when they were injured, but it's good to survive.

And after the game, they will check again.

Well, there are some things that I would never say in front of the media.

That's the case with Pierce, and it's the same with Sun Hao.

As for the hilarious scene that Sun Hao saw in the fourth quarter, it was enough to keep it cool in my heart.

Now for the Lakers, they won this game, leading by a big score of 3-1. They are close to Dynasty in a real sense!

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