I am Really an Insider

Vol 4 Chapter 578: 3 bad boys

Text 578: Three bad teenagers (4.9K votes for votes)

On the TV, t.n.t's most exciting weekly program-five funny moments are playing.

Well, it is also the predecessor of the "Five Tricky O'Neill" that Wayne is familiar with.

Serious people who watch t.n.t watch basketball games are just to watch the five jokes explained by O'Neill, Barkley and Kenny Smith.

Speaking of it, many people may not know that there was a player in cba, but in fact he also played the top five 囧.

He is Sun Minghui.

Moreover, Sun Minghui was also led by Stephenson beside Wayne.

In 19 years, Sun Minghui once boarded the second place of O'Neal's top five because of a "superb" diving.

This is the closest he has been to the NBA.

At that time, Sun Minghui's target was Stephenson, who played in cba!

On defense in that round, Stephenson and Sun Minghui stood together. Finsen just habitually held Sun Minghui's waist, and he knew that Sun Minghui was not used to his stinky problem at all, and he would fall when he said he fell!

The moment Stephenson touched him, he immediately sat down on the ground exaggeratedly. The superb acting skills made O'Neill admire.

Stephenson laughed at the time. With your acting skills, you dare to fool me on Andy Lau in the world of diving?

With this lens, Sun Minghui became the first and possibly the last Chinese player in the history of cba to be in the top five of O'Neal.

You asked O'Neal why he didn't use the NBA, but he wanted to go to the cba to collect materials?

Does that still need to be said? It's not because that season to make Bifensen play in the cba!

As the five most embarrassed players whose status is only lower than McGillough, where Stephenson is, the five most embarrassing shots will follow.

This is called the spotlight revolving around you.

Therefore, at this moment, when Wayne saw Stephenson in the top five 囧 shows, Wayne was not surprised at all.

On the TV, it has been counted to the first place this Friday.

The second place just now was McGee, who was standing in the backcourt as a Victoria's Secret Angel when Howard made a free throw.

There is only one ball that can squeeze the Big Mackey to second place.

That's Stephenson's banana pass!

Seeing that he was the first one, Stephenson smiled awkwardly.

"Haha, this broken show is really joking hahaha."

"No, no, if you are not number one, this show is joking." Wayne patted Stephenson on the shoulder, saying that you don't be humble.

Although everyone in the Trail Blazers has personally experienced everything that happened on TV, they couldn’t help but laugh when they watched it again.

This shocking pass was called by Shaq solemnly: Lance Stephenson's third melody.

Sir Barra then said: "I just want to watch the basketball game when I watch the NBA, but Stephenson wants to laugh at me!"

The summary is very sharp.

Let alone other people, even Stephenson couldn't help but laugh at the ball himself.

Why did you slip your hands?

At the end of the five 囧 shows, Wayne snapped his fingers, and the pupil immediately took out a golden yellow crown from the locker and handed it to Wayne.

"Come on, I am now officially crowning you as the King of Portland! The funny things in the team from now on, you have the final say!"

Wayne stood up and put the crown on Stephenson's head in a decent way.

Stephenson never expected that his teammates had prepared such a big surprise for themselves.

but......

Why can't I laugh at all?

"Finsen, remember, this crown must not get wet." When it was over, Wayne did not forget to ask Finsen.

"Why can't you get wet?"

"Because it will fade, you fool."

Stephenson: ...

"Hey, the game has started, let's continue watching." The sister-in-law yelled solemnly, bringing everyone's attention to the TV again.

Well, today the Blazers team gathered in the locker room, not just to see the five 囧.

In fact, the five 囧 are just fun shows.

Everyone stayed in front of the TV to watch the game 4 of the Thunder and the Lakers series.

Because of the result of this game, it is very likely that the Blazers will decide their opponents in the next round.

Just an hour ago, the Trail Blazers won the Dallas Mavericks 103-92 at the American Airlines Center Arena in Dallas, sweeping the Mavericks cleanly with a total score of 4-0.

Pinnacle Wayne told Portland fans with practical actions: "Worry about the black eight is completely unnecessary."

Since the Trail Blazers easily killed the Mavericks in the first game, Wayne knew that this round of the series had actually been finalized.

Think about it, Stephenson is just like that. Most of the starters have only played three quarters, and the Blazers can beat the Mavericks so much.

How do you fight the Mavericks?

It's completely a crush on hard power.

After four games, the progress of the Blazers can also be described as devastating.

Except for the second game, series g2, the Mavericks' resistance is the fiercest.

Maybe everyone on the Mavericks knows that if the Blazers go to Dallas with a total score of 2 to 0, then everything is over.

Therefore, in the series g2, the resistance of the Mavericks is very tenacious.

Although Nowitzki missed all 2 shots from beyond the three-point line, but at the middle distance, he shot 10 of 17 shots and scored 31 points.

On the contrary, it was Curry. Under the defense of Kidd's old way, Waterloo appeared in this game, and the field goal rate was limited to about 30%.

In the end, the game reached the critical moment of the last 15 seconds.

In the last 15 seconds of the game, the Mavericks trailed by one point and the Trail Blazers had the ball.

After Wayne broke through Dirk, facing Heywood who was defending at the basket, he directly chose Qiangqi to eat raw.

Heywood was very active and very brave.

After all, not everyone dared to face the accelerated Wayne.

Because you don't know if you will be greeted with a dunk or a secret elbow.

However, Wayne's terrible impact turned Haywood's active efforts into self-inflicted humiliation.

I saw Wayne slam the ball into the box directly through Haywood, and the opponent's center buckled it!

This dunk made Wayne almost killed the game while killing Haywood.

But it's almost nothing, because Wayne still gave the Mavericks the last 3 seconds, they still have a three-point equalizer.

Unfortunately, the last shot Terry failed to continue his magic of last season, the key three points out of the box.

In this way, the Trail Blazers won the Mavericks 102 to 99 without any risk.

This is also the most thrilling game played in this round of the series.

After the end of g2, the Mavericks were completely beaten.

They probably figured it out. Instead of making senseless resistance, it's better to lie flat and try to enjoy it.

Since you can't beat it, it's better to go back to each house earlier, catch each fish, and prepare for the next season as soon as possible.

So in the series g3 in Dallas, the Blazers won the Mavericks by 14 points.

In the game that just ended, Wayne just took a small 24 points lightly, and turned on the on-hook automatic killing and automatic winning mode.

Throughout the series, Wayne limited Dirk to only 20 points per game, and his three-point shooting percentage was only 16.7%.

There is nothing wrong, 16.7%. Throughout the four games of the series, Nowitzki made only 1 of 6 shots from beyond the three-point line.

Because Wayne knows Nowitzki can't get past him, he doesn't have to help defend other people like he did last season.

Therefore, as long as Dirk is outside the three-point line, Wayne will press directly, Dirk has no room for a three-pointer at all.

From last season's superb performance to this season's three-point shooting percentage is only 16.7%.

This is probably the unpredictability of a player after 30.

You don't even know when you will suddenly hit the bottom.

After killing the Mavericks cleanly, the Blazers players returned to the locker room to watch the Lakers vs. Thunder game.

As a result, during the break, t.n.t actually inserted weekly funny moments.

Then there is the picture of everyone sitting together and watching the five most embarrassing scenes.

The sister-in-law's shout made everyone who was immersed in the five great joys to concentrate again.

At this time, the Thunder and the Lakers are in the series g4 game, the current total score of the Thunder is 2-1.

In the first game, Thunder beat the teacher to death with a mess of bloodbaths to the Lakers.

In the second game, two minutes before the final, the Lakers were reversed by the Thunder.

In this game, the Lakers lost, and the biggest pot had to be chanted.

Because at the critical moment, Nagging wanted to rule the game by himself, so he refused to pass the ball and went it alone.

After all, there is a big gap between two teams, and a good opportunity for three teams.

He thought he was still the black Mamba who could keep scoring goals under double doubles, but in fact Kobe "Bangbang" was iron in the last two minutes.

2 minutes 4 consecutive irons + 2 turnovers, chattering slightly smiled, has won back the trust of the joke.

To be honest, the Lakers won't necessarily lose if they play reasonably at the last minute.

But Kobe said that you and Lao Tzu are reasonable?

Who do you look down on!

In the third game, the referee was a little bit biased towards the Lakers, which allowed the Lakers to win the game.

It's not that Godfather Xiao doesn't love his Duer anymore. It's mainly a team like the Lakers. It's no good for you to let him out early.

In this way, the series total score became 2 to 1. Therefore, the importance of this game is self-evident.

When the Thunder wins, Du Xiaoshuai will get the match point, which is equivalent to putting the knife on the neck of the chatter.

And if Chatter wins, then the Lakers still have a glimmer of hope this season.

Obviously, with his nagging personality, it is impossible for him to compromise.

Therefore, in the first three quarters of the game today, chatter also showed his own attitude.

In the first three quarters of the game, the nagging dream returned to the peak, 11 of 18 shots, 28 points in the three quarters!

In the sixth minute of the third quarter, Kobe used a difficult roll over and scoring under Sefrosa's defense. His resolute expression made all Los Angeles fans believe that the Lakers were about to start a counterattack.

After the start of the fourth quarter, Kobe did not play for the first three minutes and rested on the bench.

And until he came back in the eighth minute, the Lakers still led by 11 points.

It can be said that the Lakers played the entire game under the Thunder.

As long as we continue to play steadily, there is no big problem to tie the series to 2-2.

But the damned and paranoid cynicism began to haunt him in the last 8 minutes.

After Kobe came up, Du Xiaoshuai first hit a three-pointer on the chattering head, narrowing the difference to 8 points, and the game was suspenseful.

Good guy, can you get used to your stinking problem?

You guys are tired of work, so you can get three points on my head.

Do you have a girlfriend? Learn Wayne to play ball here?

Who told you to follow Wayne to do such uncivilized moves? Thanks at every turn.

Since you, Xiaoshuai Du, are going to get an axe at work at Kobe, don't blame me for being impolite!

So, chatting started the one-to-five mode.

In the next round, he ignored David West, who was vacated in the middle distance, and forced a shot against Ibaka.

Turtlesbrook quickly fought back after grabbing the rebound, and his explosive physical quality made the Lakers not able to eat his exhaust.

In the end, Turtle hit back with a one-handed buckle, only 6 points left!

So he glared at Shao Gui fiercely again, so what is your name, Gui Shao, right?

OK, you go with Durant, you are gone!

Must be educated!

Then, Chatter forced a breakthrough to layup, attracting the Thunder and the three of them still didn't pass the ball after shrinking, and the result was naturally another miss.

The old Na who is beyond the three-point line is looking anxious, yelling, calm down, yelling!

Good guy, I played no-look-pass back then, you are no-pass-look!

Really. Passing a ball counts me as losing!

After Kobe played solo for two rounds, the Thunder players also knew how to defend Kobe.

This Nima is not a replica of the series g2!

After that, Kobe played singles again with the ball and called West to come out to screen.

It stands to reason that West and Kobe's cover is very threatening.

Because West has a middle distance, he can help Kobe open up space.

At the same time, West is also very good at reading games, and he knows when to go down.

However, when Kobe took advantage of West's cover to prepare for a breakthrough, Ibaka and Harden were completely against West, but both rushed to surround Kobe!

West was completely emptied, raising his arms at the mid-range position.

Pass the ball, boss, pass the ball!

You always pass one! ?

Kobe: I want to pass the ball, but I don’t know which dog day my pass button was dunked!

In this way, under Harden and Ibaka's double strike, Kobe finally made a dribble error on his own.

The basketball is out of bounds, the Thunder have the ball!

Wayne sighed as he looked at Kobe who was displeased.

You just refuse to accept the old.

I know that you are not willing to lose to Durant, and you are not willing to lose to Turtle Brook.

You don't accept the old, you want to educate these two young people by yourself, and you want to let them know how good they are.

You want to beat the Thunder and then continue to compete with the Blazers.

But chattering, chattering, you forgot, your body can no longer keep up with your ambitions!

You think, it doesn't mean you can!

You don't want to compromise, but sometimes, you can only compromise!

Wayne wanted to say these things to Kobe, but unfortunately, he couldn't, and Kobe couldn't hear him either.

What did Kobe think?

That's right, I continued to strike and make consecutive mistakes.

but......

I am still a good player!

Back then, when I faced the Jazz in the playoffs for the first time, I made three non-stick shots at critical moments. People called me parallel imports.

The results of it? I chose to continue shooting!

No, I didn't slap them in the face, because I immediately made two three-pointers and the Lakers lost the game...

But that's not the point, the point is that life is endless and more than just shooting!

Don't dare to vote, do you dare to win?

If West and Nash could hear the voice of chatter, they would definitely be moved and applaud.

Boss, Ning's words are over, you know!

Then, because of the nagging paranoia, the game was pushed to the Thunder side.

Let's put it this way, Kobe's performance in the last few minutes made his dream-like performance in the first three quarters become worthless.

It turns out that being too paranoid is not a good thing.

Anything that goes too far will become a bad thing.

Even if you eat too much, you will die. If you rush too fast, your body will collapse.

Therefore, the update of the novel sometimes has to have a degree.

Nagging a four-pronged tri-iron, allowing the Thunder to tie the score to 98 in the last 33 seconds of the game.

At this time, Gui Shao didn't have any brain fever, but gave the ball to his good elder brother Du Xiaoshuai to handle it.

Speaking of, the reason why the Thunder can play so smoothly in this round of the series is inseparable from Agui's outstanding performance.

Insert an app: Perfectly reproduce the old version of the book-chasing artifact that can be replaced with the source app-Mimi Reading.

In this round of the series, Agui’s average field goal percentage is as high as ~www.ltnovel.com~ only 1.6 turnovers per game.

It is the best series of his career, none of them.

Durant did not live up to his second brother's expectations. In the last 13 seconds, he faced off against Tai, who had fallen off a cliff, and made a beautiful three-point retreat, turning the score into 101-98.

A quasi lore almost sent the Lakers to hell!

Sure enough, at the last minute, the Lakers fouled Harden, but Harden made two free throws from the free throw line, completely killing the game.

In the end, the 5-point difference was maintained until the end of the game.

103 to 98, the Oklahoma City Thunder defeated the Lakers at Staples Center and got the match point!

Nagging 38 points, but only 2 of 10 shots in the fourth quarter.

Kobe wins and Kobe loses.

"Hey, it seems that our opponent in the second round is confirmed." After watching the game, the sister-in-law shrugged.

"Thunder, I like it!" Teacher Tony is gearing up.

Where's Wayne?

He looked at the desolate expression and sighed.

Speaking of it, this is the first time since Wayne joined the Blazers in the playoffs that he couldn't meet Kobe...

I'm really not used to it.