I am Quaresma

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Schuster also knows that Quaresma must have gone to the golden boots, and that in the last two games, he will definitely let Quaresma play and maintain his state, and finally put Quarare in a bad situation. Just replace Sima.

He didn't want to be separated from Quaresma because of such a trivial matter.

Players have demands, if reasonable, then there is no reason to be dissatisfied.

Therefore, in the penultimate round of La Liga against Zaragoza, Schuster gave Quaresma 70 minutes of playing time.

Such a long time is enough for Quaresma to wave on the field!

In fact, he is indeed very wave.

The stalemate was broken in the first 2 minutes, and Zaragoza gave him a cruel way to add to the European golden boots in the way he is best at.

In fact, the opponent Zaragoza is also quite helpless, originally thinking that Real Madrid can let them go without the desire and demand, after all, they are now in a serious situation of relegation.

But I never imagined that Real Madrid is really desperate, and Quaresma, who is always used to paddling, began to use them to brush up the data. Where does it make sense?

Okay, be brave and fight back. If you don’t fight back, you will be downgraded!

However, before their counterattack came out, Quaresma counterattacked...

It’s always a very unreasonable operation. No defensive player can catch up with Quaresma’s counterattack speed. Zaragoza’s right back and this side’s center defender can’t even stop Quaresma. By the way, it was skewered like a sugar gourd, and it became a model of silly big black.

34 goals!

Quaresma feels that he can sit back and relax and wait for the European Golden Globe to fall from the sky.

Even if Cristiano Ronaldo's last two rounds of the game broke out, it may not be able to surpass Quaresma. Moreover, Quaresma is not idle, he can score!

Relying on Quaresma's two goals in the first half, Real Madrid led Zaragoza.

Although the opponents counterattacked actively in the second half, hoping to cause trouble for Real Madrid, and even get points from Real Madrid to fight for their relegation, but in fact, it is still Real Madrid who finally won the game.

Don't look at Real Madrid's big score rotation players, but with Quaresma as the pin, no opponent dares to despise Real Madrid.

Of course, Quaresma did not score in the second half and was replaced by Schuster in the 70th minute.

It’s enough to swipe a goal. You can’t exhaust your energy in order to swipe the data, and then you can’t stand up at the critical moment?

In the end, Real Madrid won the opponent on the road and achieved a relaxed victory. Even if the opponent was a terrible relegation opponent, he still did not cause too much trouble for Real Madrid.

After the game, the media praised Quaresma's performance and inertially praised it. Although 34 goals did not break the La Liga personal single-season goal record, this is still a daunting data.

You know, this is a frequent rotation in Quaresma, putting more energy on the goals scored in La Liga in the Champions League.

If Quaresma does not need to focus on the Champions League, then no one knows how many goals Quaresma will score in La Liga.

Calculating playing time, if a player maintains full time in La Liga, then his playing time should be 3420 minutes.

Quaresma's playing time in La Liga this season is only 2380 minutes. Even if Quaresma played in the last round of the league, then his playing time is also nearly 1,000 minutes worse than other full-time players.

How many goals can be scored in 1000 minutes?

Perhaps for many players, even 1000 minutes may not even see the shadow of the goal. Even some excellent shooters may not be able to score 10 goals.

Judging from the current goal efficiency of Quaresma, he can score 34 goals in 2380 minutes, which is equivalent to scoring a goal in 70 minutes. Then Quaresma can score 49 goals if he is on duty.

And it should be noted that in the game of Quaresma rotation rest, the opponents are generally weak men, more suitable for scoring goals.

Facing Barcelona and Villarreal and other super strong teams, Quaresma can ward off the gods, then, in the face of fish belly, can't they score with the butt?

It is irresponsible to estimate that if Quaresma is really full-time, then the La Liga goal of a season is definitely more than 50 goals, and there is no cap.

This is simply the most terrible bug in world football!

Take a look at Quaresma's competitors in La Liga this season, well, let's call them competitors!

Now ranked second in the La Liga scorer list is Mallorca striker Guisa. In the 37 rounds of the league that have ended, the Spanish striker scored a total of 26 goals. Note that this is when Guisa turned into a horse. Rocca thighs, almost complete data on full attendance.

Almost half the goal efficiency of Quaresma!

Ranked third in the shooter list is Quaresma's good friend Fabiano~www.readwn.com~The Brazilian has exploded this season. Even if he is keen on collecting small movies, it has not affected him in the game. State, in the previous league, scored a total of 24 goals.

Of course, this data is not comparable to Quaresma.

As for Aguero and Nihart, who scored 18 goals in the back, and Raul and Villa, who scored 16 goals, even Quaresma’s rear lights could not be seen.

All the scorers in the La Liga scorer list are bleak under the glaring performance of Quaresma.

Some people have noticed that the European Golden Boots, in the five major leagues, only Ronaldo can also catch up with Quaresma’s footsteps, but in the current state of Quaresma, as long as he wants, then the European Golden Boots are It was impossible for Ronaldo to take it away.

In fact, Cristiano Ronaldo and Quaresma boasted the seaport and said that he could get European golden boots. Although Quaresma knew he was talking big, he was still very happy to bet with Cristiano Ronaldo.

If Quaresma loses, then Quaresma took Mourinho’s photos and kissed them in public after scoring in the first round of next season. If Ronaldo lost, it would be the same.

Mourinho: ...

And now it seems that Cristiano Ronaldo is destined to have a legend with Mourinho.

How could Quaresma lose?

Even if Cristiano Ronaldo staged a hat trick in the last round, even the fourth senior and even the fifth son Denke, then, will Quaresma not score more goals than him?

If you enter one, I will enter two;

If you enter the two, I will enter;

If you enter, I will enter four;

You enter four... Stop it, you can't enter four...

To score goals, Quaresma is professional!

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