I am Quaresma

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Between the two rounds of La Liga, the Champions League semi-final battle rekindled.

It's just that it is not appropriate to describe the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona with war. After all, the score obtained by Real Madrid in the first round away is enough to ensure that the second round is meaningless.

7:0, do you think Barcelona can make a comeback?

I am afraid that even if Real Madrid sent in a rotation, Barcelona can't turn it over.

Istanbul Night is a miracle in the history of football, but this miracle is based on a certain possibility, but there is no such possibility between Barcelona and Real Madrid.

I have seen a game over, but I have never seen a game over after a 7:0 home defeat.

If Barcelona really reversed, then God might be crying!

God can't design such a bridge.

Now, everyone pays more attention to another matchup, Chelsea and Manchester United in the Premier League. Two Premier League giants who can make it to the finals are a great thing to watch.

As for Barcelona, ​​who cares about them!

In such a tragic public opinion environment, the Barcelona team came to Madrid, low-key and sad, it seems that the whole world has abandoned them.

Imagine that in the away games, there are thousands of people who will go on expeditions to cheer for the team. But now, it is said that all the fans will die, and it is impossible for the Barcelona fans who appeared in Bernabeu to be single digits.

Even their own fans are reluctant to watch the game, which can only explain one problem, Barcelona is really cold.

However, the schedule is very interesting, playing a Champions League semi-final in the middle of the week, and then the weekend is the penultimate round of the La Liga. The two sides are still Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​the game venue is unchanged, still in Bernabeu, that is to say, The two teams will play two consecutive games here.

In the eyes of fans, this is simply a whip!

A Champions League abuse is equivalent to sending Barcelona into anger, and then La Liga kicking another game. Isn't it equivalent to jumping on the grave?

Too cruel!

Regardless of others, there are Quaresma, but Barcelona still want to be good?

Real Madrid and Barcelona's natural hostile position is destined to the game will not be shocked, coupled with Quaresma, Barcelona's life and death enemy, Barcelona may be really dead in Bernabeu.

At the press conference before the game, it was determined that Rijkaard, who left after the season, could not afford any interest in dealing with reporters. He squatted there and pretended to die, and said nothing more.

In fact, Rijkaard really wanted to cry!

Why is Barcelona so miserable now?

How can you beat Real Madrid?

Why is Quaresma so powerful?

Am I suitable for being a head coach?

These questions lingered in Rijkaard's heart, making him look dull as a whole, as if thinking about the meaning of life.

"Mr. Quaresma, how many goals will you score in this game?"

A reporter stood up and questioned Quaresma aloud. Even if he didn't look at his badge, that smiling face knew that he was from the "Marca".

Quaresma smiled and picked up the microphone, the expression on his face was as cynical as ever.

"Goal goal is not important, the important thing is to win the game!"

This extremely official answer caused the reporters present to boo, and then burst into laughter.

Doesn't it matter to score?

Are you fooling ghosts?

Every time you play against Barcelona, ​​you will be positive, and you want to eat the goal!

Are you telling me that scoring is not important now?

The boos of the reporters made Quaresma smile helplessly. Why can't anyone believe me in my heart?

"Okay, scoring is also very important, then, in this game I hope I can score three, four is also good, five is better, six will be happy, seven will be thankful to God, as for eight , Do you think I can enter eight?"

Quaresma spread his hands and shrugged.

The reporters laughed and shook their heads. Indeed, they did not believe that Quaresma could enter eight, but it is really not impossible for more than five!

You know, the last match was the start of the duel between the two teams, Barcelona also played seriously, but even then, Quaresma still scored five goals.

Barcelona are already cold in this game, so if you don't make it, you will renounce yourself. Isn't it better for Quaresma to score?

Doesn't it mean that Quaresma will start with five goals in this game?

"So Mr. Quaresma, do you have anything to say about Barcelona's current situation?" another reporter stood up and asked.

Quaresma rolled his eyes, and how about letting me fall into the rock?

"Actually, Barcelona are still very strong, and they are already on the right track, with Messi as the core to build the team, assisted by Xavi and Iniesta. In the next few seasons, I am afraid that Barcelona will be very good in European football. A competitive team!"

"However, I want to say that Real Madrid is obviously stronger. In the future, please ask Barcelona to compete for the runner-up!"

"If you don't believe it~www.readwn.com~please refer to 7:0!"

After Quaresma finished speaking, he laughed himself, and the reporters on stage also had strange expressions.

Nima!

Everyone can say that Barcelona is strong, but you can't!

Barcelona are strong?

Just hit a 7:0 by you, this is called very strong?

Barcelona will be a very competitive team in the next few seasons?

Then you will continue to be slaughtered when you meet each season?

This is really to say that you never forget the rhythm of taking Basala out of the whip!

After a press conference, Quaresma, the protagonist, almost did not directly say that Barcelona surrendered and surrendered. Rijkaard, the Barcelona coach, dragged his head and did not even want to refute, because he really has nothing to say. .

Football is like this, strength is everything, strength dishes are the original sin, without strength, there is no confidence to say anything, and no one even listens to what you say.

Messi clenched her teeth secretly on the side. At a press conference, her lips were bitten, but even if she was angry, she was still full of powerlessness.

At the thought of 7:0 in the last game, Messi was like a ball pierced by a needle and deflated, which hit him too much.

Messi is also a proud man in his heart. He used to never think he would be worse than Quaresma.

However, in this matchup, he clearly has a better teammate himself than Quaresma, but he took the team to lose an incompetent and was included in the history of shame.

If possible, Messi would like to go back to escape the game, at least, if he is not on the field, he will not be so uncomfortable.

Moreover, even if they lose a big score, they and the team have excuses to find.

——Our core Messi is not on the court!

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