I am Quaresma

"You said, will UEFA cheat at the lottery?"

When everyone was chatting, Wilshere, who had begun to follow the first team training, asked doubtfully: "It is said that UEFA will manipulate the lottery. How do they do it? Is everything really arranged? ?"

Fabregas hugged Wilshere. Recently, he and Wilshere have a very good relationship. After all, Xiaofa is only 20 years old. When several of his midfield partners are getting older, I am afraid that he and Wilshere Al was partnered in midfield, and the two were almost the youngest on the team and had a common language.

"The manipulation must be manipulated, otherwise how can they realize their intentions?"

Xiaofa replied in the tone of a big brother's coming: "It is said that they will put the **** in the refrigerator and the oven separately in advance, and then mix the **** just out of the oven, and distinguish them according to the temperature. ball!"

Wilshere seems to understand, although he is not a tyrant, but he probably also knows that if the hot and cold **** touch together, there should be condensation on the surface, that is, the ball is sweating, which is easy to expose Right?

But Xiaofa obviously can't answer his doubts, because Xiaofa doesn't know what high-tech means UEFA will take to make a ghost.

At this time, it was Quarres’s turn!

So Quaresma coughed a little and attracted everyone's attention before slowly speaking.

"Controlling the temperature of the ball is actually easy to be grasped. Although UEFA may not care at all, they should not make such a low-level mistake!"

"Although I don't know the specific operation method of UEFA, I won't escape so many."

"For example, to control the size of the balls, and to make the lottery **** of different sizes, because the distance, the refraction of the glass and the angle, it is not easy to be found, but the lottery guests can easily figure out the size, and then just You can do whatever you want!"

"Otherwise, it is to choose different materials to make the balls, so that the weight of some **** is more sufficient. As long as the guests have done their homework and are familiar with the weight of the balls, they can easily distinguish the different balls."

"In addition, you can also magnetize the ball that needs to be touched out, and the draw guests will bring an iron ring. As long as you reach in, the ball will automatically **** in! So, we can take a look at the draw guests. Not with a ring!"

"Of course, there are other ways, such as tightening the **** differently, some tightly, and some loosened halfway, so that different **** can be distinguished!"

"Otherwise, you can also train the drawing guests in advance, and make the article on the drawing guests. There is no white paper in the ball itself, but at the moment when the ball is unscrewed, the note is changed into the ball in a close-up magic way. Although this is a bit difficult, as long as the guests are quick, it is almost the least risky way!"

...

Teammates are dumbfounded!

They never imagined that there would be so many ways of cheating in drawing lots, that is to say, as long as UEFA is willing, they can play everyone!

"Are you sure you haven't participated in the lottery?" Henry murmured: "How do you understand the twists and turns here?"

Quaresma smiled, without a word.

No matter what approach UEFA takes, as long as they are careful, they will never be caught, and there is no evidence that you have no way to blame them.

The teammates were all stunned. At this time, even Wenger was a stunned look. He had been to the lottery scene many times, but he still couldn't find the greasy one. Obviously, he was also the one who was cheated.

"But actually don't care about these at all!" Quaresma clapped hands, it doesn't matter: "Our strength is here, no one wants to meet with us, just how UEFA manipulates the draw results, we are all To win the championship, so this is not a problem at all!"

Although this is the case, the problem is that no one will be happy if someone is playing between the palms.

It’s one thing for me to win, it’s another thing for you to mess around casually!

Quaresma's casually mentioned methods are not aimless, but some possible ways of cheating conjectured by the previous life.

At the lottery ceremony of the World Cup in Germany, Mattus, the guest of the lottery, drew the US team into Italy’s group, creating a group of deaths. Before that, Mattus clearly picked up a small ball, but in the end But the ball was put down again, and then the American team was drawn...

If there is no such thing as greasy inside, it is just Mattus who slipped his hand, Quaresma would not believe it.

Although this is what FIFA does, what is the difference between FIFA and UEFA in essence?

Coincidentally, in the previous Asian Cup draw in 2007, the Thai child responsible for the draw picked up a ball according to Verapan's instructions and immediately screwed it back, and quickly put it back on and replaced another one!

Anyway, the crows in the world are generally black, the same everywhere.

At this moment, the draw guests came on the scene, and everyone was quiet.

The lottery guest is former Brazilian star Zico, which is also the practice of the lottery ceremony, and will always let famous football players appear as lottery guests.

Of course, the self-proclaimed reputation of UEFA will not be invited, because they can't control it at all.

Everyone looked at the broadcast screen intently. When Zike finished his formal speech, the lottery ceremony officially began.

Under the attention of everyone, Zico smiled and reached into the container, and took out the first ball.

"Porto!"

Zico unscrewed the ball, took out the note, unfolded it in front of everyone, read out the name of the club above, and threw a sound.

The breathing sound just now in the multifunctional hall of the training base became soothing instantly. Obviously, Porto’s opponent will not be Arsenal, because the two teams have just met in the group stage, it is impossible to become an opponent in the round of 16. of.

At this time, Zico also pulled out Porto's opponents.

"Chelsea!"

There was an uproar in the lottery, and even the teammates around Quaresma looked at each other, surprised by the result of the lottery.

Actually, Chelsea and Porto have been drawn together. UEFA clearly wants to completely consume the story between Mourinho and his old club!

In the season of Quaresma in Porto, Mourinho had just come to the Premier League, and in order to create a topic, UEFA put Chelsea and Porto in the same group, precisely because they faced Chelsea in the two rounds. Quaresma, who played a wonderful performance, re-entered everyone's sight.

And now, UEFA actually did it again, Mourinho faced the topic of the old club, and was about to be hyped again!

Quaresma said it was speechless. Although Chelsea seemed to have lost its dominance this season, its strength is still strong. It is far from being able to resist Porto, which frequently changes in the lineup. Porto may be about to break out of the top 16.

Can't help but feel sorry for their old teammates, although they are not easy to play in the first team, there are some opportunities, but Chelsea, that really has no chance.

The lottery is still in progress. After Zike took out the **** one by one, several groups of matchups were also freshly released, attracting everyone's attention.

Celtics vs Bayern

PSV vs Lyon

Lille VSAC Milan

Rome VS Manchester United

I don't know why, Zico pulled out the second weak team of the group, but the three real giants in the second group did not show up.

Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Inter Milan, these three teams are the kings in the group second.

Among the seed teams, Arsenal, Liverpool and Valencia were not selected.

Everyone started to get nervous, because then, it might be a real life-and-death showdown.

"Inter Milan"

"Inter Milan"

"Inter Milan"

...

Several people, such as Eboue, had folded their hands together and began to pray. They kept muttering in their mouths. As if he was talking too much, God would receive his signal.

Quaresma was so funny that he learned his way, his hands folded, and his mouth was muttered.

"Barca"

"Barca"

"Barca"

...

Everyone twitched at Quaresma, apparently they didn't like the opponent named by Quaresma.

Although Arsenal defeated Quaresma in the Champions League final last season and cleaned up Barcelona, ​​it cannot be considered that Barcelona are weak. What if they recover in the second half of the season?

Arsenal hasn't encountered those fish-meat teams, which is bad enough. Don't touch Barcelona, ​​an opponent that is not easy to deal with!

Obviously, among the remaining three giants, Barcelona is the most difficult to deal with, they do not want to encounter.

As for Real Madrid, the first phase of the Galaxy Warship disintegrated, but it seems that Real Madrid also put down their burdens, playing in La Liga, and Capello's team is not so good.

Among the three teams, Inter Milan's strength is a bit worse, even though Inter is unique in Serie A, but Serie A behind the phone is almost out of the top five leagues, so everyone hopes they can meet Inter.

"Inter Milan"

Zico pulled out Inter Milan and then reached into the container on the other side.

At this time, Quaresma will inevitably take it seriously, but even irrational consideration, he also has a feeling that Inter's opponent is not Arsenal.

"Valencia"

When Zico announced Inter Milan's opponent, everyone at Kearney training base couldn't help but make an annoyed sigh.

"Actually let Valencia find this cheap!" Van Persie said in frustration, obviously his words can represent everyone's mood.

Quaresma couldn't help but a black thread, do you really think Inter is a soft persimmon?

What is "Valencia picked this cheap"?

Valencia has been depressed enough not to get the fish belly in front. The strength of Inter Milan is almost equivalent to that of the Bat Army. It is even a little stronger. Inter Milan is not enough to be troubled?

But now there are two teams left. Arsenal's opponent is either Real Madrid or Barcelona. It is estimated that they are going to work with the two giants of La Liga.

Last season, Arsenal met Real Madrid in the knockout, and then played Barcelona in the finals, which has devastated the La Liga duo.

Now, the two teams are again in front of Arsenal, but this time to make a choice between the two.

Quaresma couldn't help but support, and didn't expect his guess to be right.

Either Real Madrid or Barcelona!

Does UEFA really follow this line of thought?

However, at this time, Quaresma felt like he was ignoring something.

The names of the remaining four teams appeared in my mind, and Quaresma stared at the scene staring, thoughtfully.

Arsenal and Barcelona are Nike teams, while Real Madrid and Liverpool are Adidas teams.

what does this mean?

The Champions League draw is a feast of many compromises, and in this, Adidas and Nike, as the world's two major sports brands, will obviously participate in the competition.

If it is said that the Champions League is a duel between Adidas and Nike, it does not seem too much.

In recent years, the principle of sponsorship throughout the Champions League knockout is to avoid teams from the same camp as early as possible.

Last season's Champions League final was Nike's big victory, which became Nike's civil war, while Chelsea and Milan and other Adi teams were blocked from the finals. Nike became the biggest winner.

According to this principle, the two teams sponsored by Nike, Arsenal and Barcelona, ​​will probably not meet in the round of 16, so will Arsenal's opponents remain Real Madrid?

Thinking of this possibility, Quaresma did not know what expression to make.

Sure enough, football is commercialized, and he doesn't know if this is right or not.

"royal house Madrid"

Zico pulled out Real Madrid and immediately reached into another container and took out the ball.

I don’t know why, Quaresma looked at Zico’s serious look and felt extremely funny, as if watching an opera full of irony.

"Arsenal"

When Arsenal's name was pronounced out of Zico's mouth, everyone exclaimed in mixed emotions.

In fact, the opponent can only be one of Barcelona and Real Madrid, no matter who draws, such exclamation is indispensable.

"Actually Real Madrid!"

"This result seems to be good~ www.readwn.com~ At least Real Madrid should not beat Barcelona?"

"Now La Liga is leading Real Madrid, okay?"

"Anyway, they are defeated. What are you worried about?"

...

The teammates talked all over and talked about it. Although they were a little surprised by Real Madrid, they were not panic. After all, the stable record gave everyone the most powerful self-confidence. They can easily face any opponent with confidence. Pass.

At the moment, the broadcast screen gave Real Madrid a shot. The bitter smile on Real Madrid’s face could not be concealed. From his expression, everyone can see Real Madrid’s attitude-for Real Madrid, this is not a Good sign.

Indeed, Arsenal personally destroyed the Galaxy Battleship last season, and finally won the Champions League all the way, so powerful!

After Arsenal reinforced the midfield this season, the record was terribly stable. No one wanted to be Arsenal's opponent, but Real Madrid was encountered. How could they be happy?