I am Quaresma

In the middle of the week, Arsenal ushered in the fifth round of the Champions League group stage at home. The opponent was Hamburg, who had only one point in the previous four rounds.

Speaking of Hamburg, this team really has a higher heart than destiny and thinner paper. I thought I could kill a blood in the group stage. After all, except for Arsenal, there is no traditional giants in the group. Even if I won the Champions League three seasons ago. The champions of Porto have long been weak, in their view, they are qualified to compete for the qualifying qualification.

However, reality has given them a great drink-this stick is almost concussive!

In the first round, they lost to Arsenal, in the second round, they lost to the Moscow Central Army, and in the third round, they tied Porto, but in the fourth round, Porto was pressed at the foot. The German team has lost everything they can.

At present, the situation of the Bundesliga is extremely difficult. The European War Points may even be surpassed by the Ligue 1, without further efforts, even the Portuguese Super League may surpass the Bundesliga. At that time, the Bundesliga will not be counted as the five major leagues.

In this situation, Hamburg scored in the Champions League, but played such an embarrassing result, it is simply to worsen the Bundesliga, those Bundesliga fans have not criticized Hamburg for a while in recent times.

Anyway, there is no chance of qualifying, and fortunately, Hamburg has put down its burden. Anyway, even if the group round of six rounds, you will have a victory?

If you lose out of a game, then Hamburger is probably going to be a rat in the Bundesliga.

However, it is clear that going to the Emirates Stadium is not a good opportunity for them to score. In the face of an Arsenal who needs to lock the team's top position in this game, they have little chance to look at it.

So, be honest, don’t jump too much, if Arsenal gets mad, give them a fiasco

Even Liverpool, Arsenal said that the abuse was abused, even if Hamburg is proud, but they know that they are not a grade team with Liverpool, and they have not been flattened by Arsenal!

Therefore, in the Emirates Stadium, Hamburg did not send all the main lineup, the Hamburg coach has hidden a small half of the main force, their purpose is very clear, that is to lose as few as possible, and don’t be too embarrassed.

Arsenal do not need to think so much. The main players who have just rested in the battle with Newcastle have all played. Only Quaresma is sitting on the bench and they are bound to get this game.

Quaresma also wanted to play, but Wenger did not give him this opportunity. When facing Newcastle, Quaresma used his own power to kill his opponent. The physical energy consumption is huge. Let Quaresma rest and rest!

In this regard, Quaresma is very helpless, to know that he has never played in the final two rounds of the UEFA Champions League group stage.

Barcelona did not count that season and returned to the Portuguese Super League. In Porto, Quaresma led Porto to play a super record in the first four rounds of the group stage. They locked in the qualifying spots early, and even Chelsea have been tempered by Porto. In that situation, Quaresma was hidden in the snow and did not play the last two rounds.

I came to Arsenal last season, and the situation was similar. It was also because the group first was locked in advance. The last two rounds of the group stage became irrelevant. Wenger, who always thinks that Quares’ physical fitness is not good, will naturally not die. Sima, he missed the last two rounds.

And now, history repeats itself again

Quaresma feels that if it has been so smooth, I am afraid that his entire career may not have the opportunity to play the last two rounds of group games!

This severely limits yourself to set records!

In two games, even if you are in a bad state, how come you haven't scored two goals in the face of your opponent who has almost paid your gun?

No way, who made the old man stubborn!

However, compared with last season, at least his own number of goals has improved, it seems that they are not too concerned about the gains and losses of these two games.

After playing 4 rounds in the group stage last season, Quaresma scored a total of five goals, which had become the focus at the time, and then it was even more brilliant in the knockout. He used one goal after another to help Assen. Na stood on the final podium.

This season, in the first four rounds of the group stage, Quaresma scored 8 goals unbelievably. They scored twice in all four games, and their opponents were terrified.

Everyone was amazed by Quaresma's wonderful performance. If he maintains such a goal efficiency, then at the end of the season, Quaresma will be able to refresh his personal goal record for the Champions League single season just created last season.

Therefore, it is irrelevant that two games cannot be played in one game.

Quares sitting on the bench was boring, and his teammates played on the field, but he could only eat bananas on the bench. He really wanted to throw banana peels into the Hamburg goal. I didn’t know if it was a goal. !

Teammates like a wolf really didn't have a chance to leave their opponents. In the first half, they chopped melons and chopped their opponents like a 2:0.

The score is not the key, the key is that Arsenal completely control the game initiative in their own hands, the opponent only got a few poor counterattack opportunities, but was strangled in the cradle.

At least from the perspective of the situation, the two teams are not at the same level at all, just like the first team and the reserve team, and the gap is even greater than this.

One can win the Champions League, and one was beaten in the group stage, which is not comparable.

The extremely boring Quaresma could not sit still in the second half, standing up and dangling from time to time, walking around in front of Wenger, coming back and forth.

He had to attract Wenger's attention and let him give him a chance to play.

Sitting on the bench, almost hairy all over!

However, Wenger, who is present, seems to be determined to turn a blind eye to Quaresma. Anyway, if you are willing to pass by, you will pass by, and I will never ignore you.

Quaresma looked discouraged, according to Wenger's attitude, even if he put his feet out of the blisters in front of him, Wenger would not change his mind.

——This stubborn old man!

Huh?

Or would I try to buy a copy of "The Sun" to bribe Wenger?

The three edition girls on the Sun are always so hot, and don’t know which one Wenger really likes, otherwise he will order a year’s newspaper to give Wenger, so that he is always sneaky?

In his wild thoughts, Arsenal scored again on the field, and Hamburg still had no resistance.

At this point, Quaresma knew that his game was completely gone!

There are a lot of grievances, and I am not in the stage of old-age care. If I always rotate, I am not afraid that my state will be lost?

In the end, when the referee blew the whistle at the end of the game, Quaresma did not get a minute of playing time. He sat on the bench for the entire game and became an audience who did not need to buy tickets for a while.

And Arsenal also beat Hamburg 4:0, winning five consecutive victories in the group stage and locking the group first position in advance.

It can be said that apart from Quaresma who desperately wants to score a goal, it is almost everyone's joy.

Quaresma, who held back a whole game, felt that Arsenal's next opponent, Bolton's fans, needed to mourn for his team in advance. God knows what a destructive blow to Bolton would be if he held back for so long.

However, just after the game against Hamburg, Quaresma received good news that excited him.

-"French Football" magazine is coming to take cover photos for themselves.

In fact, compared with the selection of Mr. World Football, the European Golden Globe Awards have always been secret, because according to the practice, the "French Football" magazine will shoot a special team to take cover photos for the winning players, and only the winners have this. Treatment, so who can win the award, in fact, at this moment is already clear at a glance.

"French Football" did not deliberately cover up, the team arrived in London by plane during the day, and the secret went like this.

In a professional studio, accompanied by Mendes and Arsenal club staff, Quaresma was constantly being fiddled with by the photographer and wanted to take the best cover photo.

Not all photographers in the fashion industry are sissy and gay. At least the photographers invited by "French Football" are normal, at least on the surface.

"Exposing your charming and **** pectoralis major muscles, oh, this is really a perfect body that makes people intoxicated!"

"Do you mind revealing a little more?"

"I think those female fans will scream for you crazy for you!"

"Boom!"

Quaresma's imaginary cold picture did not appear, undoubtedly let him take a breath. If you let him be pinched on the chest by the girly photographer, Quaresma may be disgusted for several days.

Just a cover photo and a few column photos, Quaresma changed three suits and two casual suits under the fiddling of the photographer. The photos were taken hundreds of times, which is more tired than training. .

However, I have to admit that the professionalism of professionals is undoubtedly much stronger than Quaresma's selfie.

Quaresma didn't know which picture "French Football" would put on the cover of the magazine in the end, so long as he passed his cynical smile to everyone, it was enough.

At the moment, the media are also frantically reporting on the news of Quaresma's award. As a media of public opinion, they naturally value the timeliness of the news. They already know the result, but they still wait to report it at the final award ceremony. The media can only wait for failure.

"Early Exposure of the European Golden Globe Awards: Quaresma goes to the top"

"French Football has taken cover photos for Quaresma, Portugal's King of the Winning Awards"

"Answers Revealed, Quares Mana Golden Ball, Henry Zidane Running"

"Quest for goals, Quaresma is only one step away from the king"

The development of the British media industry also made them become the center of the world media, and the news that Quaresma filmed the cover of the magazine for "French Football" also spread throughout the world for the first time, causing another outbreak of public opinion. .

The new king is finally enthroned!

After winning the World Cup, Quaresma has become the first person in the world of football fans, but, after all, he has not waited for the European Golden Globe and the honorary title of World Footballer, even if this is only a matter of time. But after all, the name is not correct.

But now, Quaresma has finally won the European Golden Globe, a symbol of the highest honor, and no one will ever question Quaresma.

This is the beginning of a new era!

Prior to this, the previous Golden Globe winners were all well-known superstars, but also the old faces of world football.

Now, the emergence of Quaresma has brought world football into a new era-after Zidane and Ronaldo gradually faded out of the field, the era of Quaresma has come!

However, even when countless Arsenal fans Portugal national team fans and countless Quaresma people were so ecstatic, there was still a lot of doubts.

This is an era that requires the attention of bloggers. If you can't rub a wave of popularity, what public opinion would you do?

"French Football" magazine will not admit that they have shot the cover of the magazine for Quaresma, and this has become a "no evidence" in the mouth of many media.

Some media said that the so-called "advance the cover of the magazine in advance" is simply a fool of the English media, but in fact there is no such thing.

There are also media reports that there is indeed a team of "French Football" came to London, but they are shooting for another Arsenal star. This star is Quaresma's teammate Henry. Obviously, Henry is also eligible to take the European Golden Ball Award.

There are also media reports that this time, "French Football" broke the rules and took pictures for the top candidates for the awards, so it is still not certain that Quaresma has won the European Golden Globe.

Anyway, everything is there, it is to take advantage of this wave of popularity to increase attention and sales.

Needless to say, some of these non-controversial people actually believe that it is as if everything is really confusing.

Which news is true?

In this regard, Quaresma couldn't help laughing, he really saw the power of the media!

It has always been said that the controlled public opinion controls the entire world, and this sentence is not unreasonable.

Suppose that something happened, but if all the media opened their eyes and talked nonsense, and reported the matter in the opposite direction, then everyone would think that this might be the case.

Taking last season's Champions League final as an example, Arsenal defeated Barcelona and won the Big Ear Cup. Tens of thousands of fans witnessed the legend at the scene. At the same time, hundreds of millions of fans also watched the game in front of the TV.

But if this game does not allow fans to enter the scene, and there is no live TV broadcast, only wait for the game to be over, and the media will pass the game results to the world, then what the media really say is what!

Even if the media said that Barcelona had won the big ear cup, the fans would not know the truth!

Although it is a bit exaggerated to say so, the power of public opinion must not be underestimated.

Quaresma will naturally not say anything. Although the media outside the Kearney training base is full of reporters, it is impossible for Quaresma to reveal that he has won the European Golden Globe Award. Therefore, in the face of reporters’ To chase and block, he can only rely on the staff at the training base to help clear the siege.

"It's really hard work to help you get rid of it. If you can always attract a large number of reporters to squat here every day, then I may have to consider changing my job!"

After helping Quaresma make the clearance, the staff at Kearney training base complained jokingly.

Quaresma smiled and said nothing: "If you really decide to leave, then I can introduce you to a filming job. My former teammate Fabiano is now planning to build a small film company. I’m also recruiting actors, I think if I recommend you to him, he will still give me face."

The staff was stunned for a while and did not understand what it meant to film.

However, Quaresma did not explain, and already walked into the training base with a laugh.

Only the staff was left stunned, and the words "movie", "star", "male protagonist" and so on flashed constantly in my mind, and I couldn't help being stupid.

As soon as he walked into the locker room, Quaresma greeted Henry's small grudge, making it seem like a mistress abandoned by Quaresma.

Quaresma was overwhelmed, and for some reason, Henry was becoming more and more serious now.

"How's your party going?" Eboué leaned in with a hungry expression that he couldn't help.

Quaresma gave Eboue a white look, "You just say you want a few, don't make it look serious, who doesn't know who!"

Eboue didn't even care if Quaresma had pierced his mind, and his face was so thick that he laughed, and then he extended a slap to Quaresma, five fingers.

"roll!"

Quaresma scolded angrily.

Five more?

You are not afraid of exhausting you!

Even if you are black and want to get five in one night, it is estimated that you are almost done.

"I want six!"

"I want seven!"

"I want ten!"

Teammates are coaxing on one side, one face is better than the other-with my strength, is there always more than you?

Quaresma couldn't help but shudder, if that's the case, then I am afraid that a week after the party, a group of people trained on the Arsenal training ground

Quaresma handed over to Walcott who just shouted "I want ten". The kid's hair hasn't even grown, aren't you afraid that ten tender models will line up to pull out your sparse hair?

"I don't ask for more, just two, but I have a tender model of rhinitis, or I'm really afraid I will be accused of murder again!" Gallas said with a lingering fear on one side.

Barak, who was next to Galas, nodded his head in sympathy. Their life was really bad.

Quaresma felt that his eyes had turned to the ceiling this morning.

What are these things?

"Then I will give you some tender models with earlier feet than you? How about it not affecting each other!" Quaresma said angrily.

Galas and Barak waved their hands after hearing the words.

"Then I have to worry about whether I will be smoked!"

This is the same as "Even if I am a toad, I will never find a female toad".

At this moment, Flamini surrendered mysteriously and sat next to Quaresma.

"You receive your pills, I don't need it!"

Before Flaminy spoke, Quaresma had already guessed his purpose-it must be that his laboratory had researched some weird little pill, which was sold to himself.

But Quaresma was only half right!

Framini did come to sell, but it wasn't to sell his pills.

"Ricardo, I don't sell small pills anymore!" Flamini grieved, perhaps because the customer's attitude hurt his heart. His tone was more resentful than Henry's, "Yes, you don't want to Do you have a party? I can provide a tendering service. I just started a brokerage company with my friends to do this kind of business!"

Old bustard!

The word flashed through Quaresma's mind!

Then, Flamini's image in front of him gradually overlapped with the image of the tortoise with a small round hat holding the teapot and nodding his head, and there was no sense of disobedience.

Nima!

Quaresma feels that his entire world view is about to collapse!

How do you say that Flamini is a professional player, and actually doing this kind of thing, are you crazy?

Perhaps misunderstanding Quaresma’s shocked expression, Flamini quickly explained: "Relax, the price is fair, after all, we are ourselves, I can give you an internal price, and the quality of the tender mold is not mediocre. Fat powder!"

Quaresma can't help but give a thumbs-up to Flamini, you are really a born businessman!

He is now very doubtful, will Flaminy sell nuclear weapons to him one day in the future?

Seeing Barcelona uncomfortable, a nuclear warhead passed, and Camp Nou became a rough place

Can't help but shudder, shook his head and quickly got rid of this terrible thought, Quaresma looked at Flamini with a "completely defeated by you" look, he really wanted to know, this salesman Are you kidding me?

Ok!

In any case, Flamini’s business is to be taken care of, and it doesn’t matter what the internal price is. He doesn’t lose that few money, as long as the quality of the mold is really high enough!

If you really get a batch of older models, then apart from Xiaofa, you might be a little happier, others can kill Quaresma!

"Then you follow the head of the person, for their health, one or two, there is no more, and a little more active atmosphere!" Quaresma sighed, and then said: "Also consider personal preferences, give small Two years old in France, Galas’s rhinitis requirements must also be met, probably this is the case!"

Flamini was overjoyed and made a business. Even if he gave Quaresma an internal price, he and his partners could make a fortune.

As his industry grew bigger and bigger, and the stalls grew bigger and bigger, he felt he was about to become the **** of sales!

Perhaps one day, as your industrial layout enters thousands of households, you may be able to top the Forbes rich list.

Flamini has longed for that day!

Well, this customer, Quaresma, is the best customer and can only be maintained for a lifetime.

"Goallllllllllllllllllllllllll!"

"In just 18 seconds, Quaresma scored his 16th goal of the Premier League this season!"

"Arsenal is ahead!"

"Quaresma is like a tiger. The entire Reebok stadium is his territory. He can arbitrarily swear his sovereignty!"

"And scoring goals is the best way to swear sovereignty!"

"His state is so shocking!"

After three days of preparations, Arsenal came to Bolton to challenge their opponents, and the game had just begun. Even the fans had not yet entered the fierce atmosphere of the game, the full-fire Quaresma had already broken Bolton’s goal.

On the one hand, the last game failed to suffocate. On the other hand, after this game, Quaresma will go to the "French Football" headquarters to receive the European Golden Globe Award. He wants to celebrate with one of the most amazing performances. My first golden ball.

Therefore, Quaresma was very excited at the opening. With the cooperation of his teammates, he rushed into the Bolton penalty area with three and two hits, and then sent the ball into the opponent's goal. It was as simple as just walking through the court.

Quaresma was also very excited after scoring a goal, regardless of the opponent's home at this time, and he was extremely celebrated. He had a hunch that he must still score again today!

It turns out that men's hunches are usually very accurate.

Soon, Quaresma scored again, and more than one.

Before the first half of the game, Quaresma had already completed the hat trick. One person rubbed Bolton repeatedly on the ground and arranged it clearly.

Bolton fans had a little expectation, hoping that the team could cause some trouble for Arsenal at home.

But who would have thought that the unreasonable stuff of Quaresma did not give Bolton a chance at all, and it was an excitement to play.

This is not fair!

Why didn't Quaresma play so hard when he played other teams, and now it's his turn to play Bolton, it's such a big kill?

Complain to him!

No matter how angry the Bolton fans in the stands are, Quaresma has already played well, and the urge to hold on for a long time in the last game has been completely released. The whole body is called a comfortable!

In the second half, Quaresma wanted to have another senior, but this wish was not realized, which is very regrettable.

It’s not that Quaresma was replaced, nor that Quaresma took the initiative to punch out of work. It’s because the opponents were too against Quaresma. As long as Quaresma dares to make a breakthrough with the ball, they dare to go to Quaresma. Shoveling on the ankle, the threat of waste is very obvious.

"You are all wearing hats, it's almost ~www.readwn.com~ If you go too far, I will let you be taken off the court horizontally!

This is how Quaresma felt the threat from Bolton players.

Well, those who are barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes, Bolton does this, and Quaresma really dare not fight too hard.

For a goal, if they are really injured by them for a month, it is really not worth it.

Therefore, to know that the game is over, Quaresma also failed to score again, but remained in the state of completing the hat trick.

Even so, Quaresma makes all fans feel incredible, even though they may show the same expression every week, but still can't help it.

Quaresma scored again, or hat trick!

Arsenal opponents, can't you limit Quaresma?

At the end of each match day, they watched the highlights. After Quaresma always scored goals, they found out that watching the highlights was also a delay.