I am Quaresma

In the afternoon, Quaresma came to the school as usual to attend Emma's class, and also recharged himself. He didn't want to become a simple-minded and well-developed guy.

Well, even if it is sleeping, I must be influenced by the academic atmosphere in my sleep to enhance the taste of every cell in my body

Emma looked at Quaresma, who was sleeping beside her, and her face was very helpless. She was really afraid that the flood would flood the classroom.

She thought about her possible death like a philosopher, but she never wanted to be drowned!

But this time, the professor on the podium noticed the sleeping Quaresma.

If he simply slept, then even if she was at such a sensitive age as menopause, she would not care.

The problem is that Quaresma's grunt is already louder than her lecture, so she can't bear it!

"Wake him up!" the professor said to Emma dignifiedly.

Quaresma was confused, dreaming that he seemed to have picked up the Hercules Cup again, which felt more enjoyable than doing something shameless and embarrassing with Emma.

But at this moment, the beautiful dream woke up, the scene changed, and returned to reality. In the cold classroom, even Quaresma couldn't help but shudder, and everyone's eyes gathered to him, even in The stadium is always full of attention, and Quaresma is still not very comfortable at this time.

"Don't you think that sleeping in the classroom is the most impolite behavior for the hard work of the teacher?" The female professor spoke to Quares with a lesson. Although she didn't watch the ball, at least she knew Quares Big star, her daughter hangs Quaresma all day long.

Quaresma may have been awake, and subconsciously blurted out: "I think it is the most impolite behavior to wake others up from their dreams!"

Silent, silent, everyone looked at Quaresma with incredible eyes, making Quaresma creepy as if he were in the atmosphere of a horror movie.

I rely on, what did you say?

Quaresma covered her mouth and was afraid.

Even Emma is about to collapse. Are you coming to class or are you messing up?

Needless to say, Quaresma was bombed out of the classroom, and it is estimated that he will no longer have to think about being able to listen to the class of the female professor in the future.

But fortunately, at least now there is no danger to life, Quaresma swears, he just thought the expression of the female professor was so angry that he seemed to kill himself.

Waiting for the get out of class in the cafe, Emma ran over with a grudge, and she followed her fat sister friend.

"You're really powerful. After you left, the professor vented the firepower on me! You said how would you compensate me?"

Quaresma smiled, "Then I will vent my fire on you too!"

Emma glamourously looked at Quaresma and sat across from Quaresma.

At this time, Quaresma also greeted Emma's fat sister friends, because always came to Emma, ​​so now Quaresma and Emma's friends are also very familiar.

"Ricardo, can you do Lisa a favor and give her a chance to get in touch with your teammates?" After a moment of hesitation, Emma suddenly looked at Quares with the red face of the fat girl next to him.

Quaresma was stunned for a moment, and he didn't react.

"Are you buying insurance?" Once again speaking without blurting out the brain, but Quaresma did think so.

If it wasn’t for insurance, I’m afraid to promote something, otherwise why would she have the opportunity to contact her teammates?

"No, it's not!" Lisa, the fat girl, hurriedly defended, but she just sat down and just sat down, as if remembering something sad!

Seeing this scene, Quaresma felt as if he had grasped the truth.

Such a grudge, I am afraid that some **** in the Arsenal team played with emotions?

However, Quaresma then overthrew his own ideas, for no reason, Lisa was too fat!

It’s not fat, but standing wider than Quaresma. It’s a sincerity to step on the ground. The weight of the weight is more than 170 pounds. Even Quaresma is far from this weight. Standard!

It’s a professional player how to say, what kind of woman do you want, don’t be so hungry or choose food!

However, Quaresma still has a little drum in his heart, and can't help but whisper: the football in this world is already wonderful, and the hobby of professional players is strange, and even the old lady likes it, so why can't one have a fat man?

So, it's really possible.

Perhaps it was embarrassing to stay here. The fat girl Lisa left with a blushing face, but walked three times and turned back. The reluctance made Quaresma feel really strange.

At this time, Emma sighed, with a very sympathetic tone, and said softly to Quaresma: "In fact, this is the case!"

"Look, Lisa is fat now, but when she just started school, it was the real flower of our school!"

Speaking of which, Quaresma almost fell down on the ground.

Just her?

School flowers?

Is the aesthetic of the boys in your school still in the period of the cavemen?

But even in the cavemen period, I am afraid that being so fat is not beautiful!

Quaresman's shocked response made Emma look at him strangely before continuing: "At that time she was not fat, tall, very sexy, and counted as dream lovers by countless boys! "

The expression on Quaresma's face is still shocked. He has no way to associate the image of the fat girl with the school flower.

However, I have to admit that by cutting away her fat, you can still see the beauty's model from the eyebrows, which makes Emma's truth.

But now what is the use of these, they are all fat like that, they are not saved!

"Actually things are like this!"

Emma began to chatter.

"Lisa likes the sport of football, so she has a natural affection for professional players. She wants to find a professional player to be a partner and spend her life with her!"

"So she refused the pursuit of so many people!"

"And at a party, she met a young player. He was stalking Lisa. Although he has not played in the professional league and only played in the reserve team, Lisa still did not reject him!"

"The young man comes to the school every day to find Lisa, talks bluntly, and keeps giving small gifts, and buys Lisa a lot of snacks every day!"

Quaresma heard this and felt disdain from the bottom of her heart.

Dazzling professional players who actually use snacks to pursue girls are really low enough!

So, how did Lisa fall?

Quaresma also became curious.

Emma took a sip of coffee, sighed, and then said: "You also know that most girls can't control their mouths. Lisa eats snacks every day, and then it becomes what it is!"

Quaresma couldn't help but dumbfounded, it turned out that the fat man so changed!

How many snacks did you eat?

Won't you eat up Walmart?

"Then?" Quaresma was curious. "The two of them are still together?"

Hearing Quaresma's question, Emma's face showed an uneasy look and said angrily: "That **** saw Lisa's body shape, he never appeared again, he flung Lisa!"

Now, Quaresma has nothing to say!

Should he scold that person as a scumbag, or should he sympathize with him in his heart?

It seemed like finally finding the desired target. As a result, Shizuka was fed into a fat tiger with snacks. I am afraid that guy is a tragedy?

"This is really a sad story!" At this time, no matter what Quaresma thought, he must be on the same position as Emma.

"Oh, by the way, which team is that bastard? Next time I meet, I must help Lisa to teach him hard!" Quaresma waved his fist.

"It is no longer in the reserve team. The first team cannot play. It seems to be sold to a lower-level league team. What is it called Doncaster!"

Quaresma was surprised, the name really made him familiar and strange.

Where have you seen this club name?

I can't think of breaking my head!

Well, I simply don't want to, just talk about it again! "

"So, why create an opportunity for him to contact my teammates?" Quaresma said puzzled.

Emma sighed again, "She likes professional players, so she wants to try to see if she can call someone from Arsenal!"

Quaresma gasped.

Sure enough!

What else can he say?

Since the girlfriend made a request, he could only guarantee it by patting his chest.

Anyway, the herds of animals are very tasteful and very strange, in case there is someone who likes fat girls, maybe!

For example, Xiaofa, since you can like a milf, why can't you like a fat girl?

For example, Eboue, if you remember correctly, his future wife seems to be quite fat!

For example, Lehman, the world war with his wife every day, don't you want to change one?

Not really, and Walcott!

The little guy probably hasn't tasted personnel yet

Then let's have a party, and it's my own heart. Even if the fat girl doesn't want it, Emma can't say that she doesn't help.

When the Arsenal team regrouped, Quaresma told the teammates about the party, and then the teammates were happily rushing.

However, because of the intensive schedule for the next period of time, the party affairs will have to be dragged back. If the players dare to commit crimes, it is estimated that the increasingly violent Wenger will kill them.

Even if he killed, Wenger would not plead guilty, because he may have forgotten to kill himself

In the seventh round of the league this weekend, Arsenal faced Watford at home.

A weakly promoted team is certainly not arrogant in front of Arsenal, but most of the internationals in the Arsenal team have just experienced a long journey, the state of the game is difficult to guarantee, and the FIFA virus will always trouble the giants.

Therefore, Wenger had to take a large rotation, and the starting lineup was all members who did not participate in the national team game.

Quaresma is the starting game. After all, the national team has nothing to do with him, but Wenger has already determined before the game that he will only give Quaresma half time in this game because he has to play for In the middle of the Champions League, stay prepared.

Although Quaresma didn't play in two weeks, it was very uncomfortable. It was definitely not fun to play at halftime, but there is no way. Playing halftime is better than sitting on the bench. Don't be extravagant.

After playing, Quaresma was like opening the gate to release the water, killing the bumblebee and crying.

Just 5 minutes into the opening, Quaresma broke through continuously on the left and broke through after cutting inwards. At this time, Watford players have not entered the game yet!

Very bullying!

At this moment, all the fans watching the game came up with such an idea.

Waterford is visiting the Emirates Stadium, and you haven’t waited for the bench under the **** to sit hot. If you don’t have tea, you can just grab a big stick and hit someone out. Isn’t it a way to treat guests? Later

But Quaresma is often so simple and rude, just like the overall style of Arsenal now, let me do it first.

Not long after the lead, Quaresma sent another assist to Henry, plus an attack he drove on the left side finally made Henry score twice and completely fed Henry.

The first half of the game is not over yet, and Arsenal have led Watford 3-0.

Arsenal fans are so happy that they are about to faint. This is the Arsenal they are most looking forward to. Do not ink with them in the face of the weak, directly destroy Gula!

Watford really wanted to counterattack, but often just rushed out of the trench with the explosive bag, and was washed by Arsenal's wave of artillery, wiped out in place, not to mention counterattack, even the current position can't hold it. Too.

Quaresma couldn't help but feel complacent. If even an opponent like Watford can cause trouble for Arsenal, what else does Arsenal fight for the championship?

Why did Chelsea hold the Premier League title last season?

You know, Mourinho's team has not been able to get a deal against Arsenal. After two rounds, one tie and one loss, they did not get 3 points from Arsenal.

But in the end Chelsea won the championship, not because they made fewer mistakes on the weak team!

To win the championship, it does not depend on how many giants you did, not how much you did to rob the rich and help the poor, but how many people you bullied.

Therefore, Quaresma will not disdain any opponent at present. These opponents are all the objects he wants to take three points.

What's more, Quaresma also has to score a few goals against these opponents!

If the KPI is set ahead of the next season, Quaresma hopes that he will score more than 40 goals in the Premier League.

Then refine the assessment goals and break down the goals. Then in Watford, a bad team, Quaresma hopes that he can score more than 3 goals.

It should be possible!

If the goal of two rounds can be completed in a game, Quaresma is naturally more happy.

However, Quaresma did not complete the task in the end. He only scored twice in this game, but he failed to directly remove Watford from his KPI list.

It’s not sullen, after all, it’s perfect enough to score twice, and you can’t really treat Watford as a salted fish!

After winning Watford, Arsenal ignored the celebration and flew directly to Moscow.

The flight time of 4 hours can torture the players. It was already in the middle of the night when I was on the plane in London, and I could not sleep on the plane. I got off the plane because Moscow was three hours earlier than London. The players We found that Moscow is already in the morning time!

As for Europe, the jet lag is still needed, which is really uncomfortable!

It must be said that the Russian team was originally a cancer in the European War, at least Quaresma thinks so.

Not far from the European Center, the weather is terrible cold, coupled with the simple and rough style of the Russian team, combined, such an opponent, even Arsenal are not willing to touch!

Quares Marco still remembered that he had a cold when he came to Moscow last time. He flew a circle but didn't play. He went back to Lisbon and missed several games. It was a bad luck.

So this time he had experience, he covered himself tightly on the plane, like a polar bear. It is not very convenient to look at this action, but it is really warm.

Don’t think that people who are fighting nations are not afraid of cold. After all, it’s only a minority to be graceful and temperature-free. There are not many people on the streets of Russia who dress like Quaresma.

This is just the end of October. I really don’t know what will happen in the coldest January.

Do you need to go out?

Quaresma now only wants to be an otaku. After two trips to Moscow, he found himself to be a temperate animal and had no way to resist the severe cold, so now he does not want to step out of the hotel door.

"Ricardo, go make a snowman?"

"Childish, don't go!"

"Ricardo, go for a snowball fight?"

"Don't go, I'm afraid to kill you!"

"Ricardo, it is said that Moscow has a very unique igloo, everything inside is made of ice, let's go and experience it?"

"Don't go, if I go, the frozen stiffness becomes a decoration!"

Rejecting all the invitations from his teammates, Quaresma intends to die in the hotel. When he adapted to the field training, Quaresma had to go out to wear three layers and three layers outside, and then dressed in the hotel. The quilt went out.

Although Quaresma himself feels a bit exaggerated, but in order to prevent a cold, this is also something that cannot be done.

Even on the court, he was ready.

FIFA and UEFA did not stipulate that it is not allowed to wear clothes in the jersey. Quaresma has deliberately prepared a lot of things this time.

Fall pants, warm fall pants, far infrared warm fall pants, three sets of Quares horse feet, the same is true for the upper body, if you can't wear shoes, Quares horse even socks must have three pairs

Looking from a distance, it feels like Quaresma is swollen!

Not to mention, it's warm, but it's really warm!

It would be better if you give yourself another warm baby!

And it doesn't hurt to fall on the ground!

When teammates saw such a Quaresma, they all wanted to stay away from him, and the corners of their mouths all twitched slightly.

Are you afraid that you can't run on the field?

What's even more exaggerated is that, on the day of the game, Quaresma was actually wearing a scarf around his head when he was ready to play.

The referee can't see it anymore. It doesn't matter if you put on a few pairs of trousers. I don't care about you, but is it a bit too much for you to wear a plush scarf?

"Sorry, please don't wear a scarf, FIFA regulations do not allow this!"

The referee walked right to Quaresma and warned him.

Then, Quaresma also told the referee in a serious manner: "I am not a scarf, I am a hair band, but it is only a little thicker. FIFA has no rules to allow hair bands to play?"

FIFA does allow players to wear hair bands. If they are long-haired players, they are often willing to wear a hair band to ensure that their hair does not interfere with their sight at any time. Of course, it may also be related to their own beauty!

The referee didn't expect Quaresma to justify this, and he was almost so angry that he couldn't speak.

What do you call scarves hairbands?

Then why don’t you bring a gun to the field, according to your logic, it’s not a gun, it’s just a toy that can make a sound when celebrating a goal

With a black face, the referee did not intend to get entangled with Quaresma anymore. He was really afraid that Quaresma would come up with any more shocking theories.

"I don't care if it's a scarf or a hair band!

Quaresma shrugged and met a referee who did not reason with you.

Xiu Cai met the soldiers, it is reasonable to say!

Fortunately, he is still bald, and his hair can also play a role in keeping warm, otherwise his brain will be frozen.

Quaresma made his debut. Regardless of the bold words made by the Moscow Central Army before the game, for Quaresma, as long as he plays, he will never let the game fall.

Even if this is the home of Moscow, even if the Russians have a clear advantage here, Quaresma came to take away a victory.

At the beginning of the game, the home team of the Moscow Central Army launched an offensive toward the Arsenal position. The simple and fast style of play was particularly effective in the snow and ice.

The defensive players in the backcourt entered the state slowly, and were also awkward for a while.

Quaresma wandered around the midfield, running non-stop, not running, it would freeze for a while!

When Arsenal gradually adapted to the game environment, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com began to control the initiative, Quaresma also began to show power.

In the 20th minute of the first half, Quaresma completed a tacit cooperation with Krishna on the left, scoring into the ribs, and decisively took a shot. Moscow goalkeeper Akinfeev tried his best to save but still failed to stop the ball from flying. At the goal, Arsenal took the lead.

And before waiting for the Moscow Central Army to recover from the ball-throwing blow, Quaresma stabbed them again unreasonably, less than 3 minutes before and after.

If the Central Army of Moscow can still rescue a goal after losing a goal, then now, even if the ambulance arrives, their heart has stopped beating!

Although the body still feels extremely cold, but Quaresma keeps a fiery heart all the time, and the state is fiery and exploding.

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