I am Quaresma

Passing two trophies to Henry, although Henry didn't get anything, he was able to touch it and didn't do it in vain.

Of course, the main reason for handing the trophy to Henry is that Quaresma is going to participate in the lottery as a lottery assistant. To put it bluntly, he stands behind in the image of a mascot and does not need him to go out.

He really wanted to feel whether there was a cold ball, but UEFA did not give him this opportunity.

Soon, the lottery ceremony officially began!

Quaresma stared deadly at the small **** on the plates. He wondered if any of the small **** would be quietly steaming.

However, he did not do so.

I think that if UEFA really does such low-level hands and feet, I am afraid that it will be overthrown long ago, and it will not be until now that it has been criticized, but it has not been seized with substantial evidence.

So, let's care about the grouping situation!

In the second team, Quaresma did not think that a team could pose too much threat to Arsenal.

Bayern is the only one in the Bundesliga, but this period still does not have the strongest competitiveness in Europe;

Although Chelsea is also the second team, Arsenal obviously can't touch Chelsea;

Rome was lucky enough to qualify for the Champions League because of the phone door incident, and its strength is not outstanding;

Ligue 1 overlord Lyon has this strength, but their style is somewhat similar to Arsenal. European black shops will sell some blood every season, and the overall strength is not as good as Arsenal;

As for the rest of the Eindhoven and Celtics teams, at best it is nothing more than to make up;

The only thing that makes Quaresma a little tangled is that Porto is also in the second team.

It may also be encountered!

For UEFA, it is not shady to make a little bit of it.

Quaresma, the hottest football player in the world, collides with his old club, which is naturally a topic that can attract attention.

With the urinary nature of UEFA, this may become a reality.

Based solely on the analysis of the points of the showdown, Quaresma can guess at least 3 to 4 matchups.

Chelsea and Barcelona meet for two consecutive seasons, so the third meeting seems logical.

Real Madrid and Lyon also have enough topics. Last season, the two teams were in the same group, but Real Madrid was played by Lyon with no temper. Is this for the Galaxy Battleship, do they not want to wash the shame?

Arsenal and Porto have a high probability of being in the same group;

If it were not for AC Milan and Liverpool that belonged to the first team, the heart-wrenching UEFA will definitely divide them into the same group.

Anyway, it doesn't affect their qualifying. Fight in advance and contribute a little attention and topic, isn't it good!

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Quaresma has already started wandering foreign objects on the stage, and at this time, UEFA executive Olsen has started to take the ball from the plate.

A team was drawn out and arranged in their respective positions. It was only when they started to draw the first-grade team that they finally entered the climax moment!

Chelsea!

Barcelona!

There was a cry of excitement at the scene, and it was a mess, and Chelsea and Barcelona were incredible together again!

Unlike the almost turbulent response from the audience, Quaresma's expression was very dull behind Olsen, because the result was not unexpected at all.

What's so surprising?

Has it been so long, you still don't understand the way UEFA acts?

If Chelsea and Barcelona were not grouped together, it would be an accident!

But at this time, Quaresma still don't smile deeply, using this expression to tell everyone... It's not my smoking, don't blame me!

After the commotion, the lottery ceremony will continue, and even if Real Madrid and Lyon are divided into the same group, it has not caused more commotion.

Especially when Olsen drew Arsenal to the same group as Porto, Quaresma smiled, unabashedly.

Ok!

I knew it would be the result!

This is good, at least you can also go back to Porto to see!

I will meet the group again, and I don't know how they are going after the World Cup.

How many cases did Baiya’s law firm take?

What is the level of Rap at Merelles?

Has Pepe's martial arts breakthrough?

Is Postiga still sentimental and crying every time I watch a small movie?

Oh, Fabiano is gone, they may not be willing to get together to watch a small movie...

At this time, Quaresma behind Olson had already started wandering around, and he did not care about who the other two opponents in the group were!

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After the draw of the UEFA Champions League group stage, Quaresma and Henry and others returned to London, returned to the team to participate in training, preparing for the next Premier League.

Just when the outside world thought that the result of the group draw was noisy, Quaresma returned to the club, but was told a news that made him very interested.

-Arsenal Club will apply for Guinness World Records for him.

Facing Manchester City in the next game, Quaresma scored four incredible goals in ten minutes, which has already beaten the Guinness World Record!

Although Quaresma did not know the time it took to complete his senior year as soon as possible, and it definitely exceeded ten minutes, so it is no problem to apply for the Guinness World Records.

Will you be the holder of the Guinness World Record in the future?

He never thought about the possibility of not being able to apply. Fans all over the world can justify their names. This is not a fake!

Of course, the so-called Guinness World Records cannot possibly face all the games in the world. After all, for those amateur wild **** or even professional teams facing amateur teams, it is entirely possible to score four goals in 10 minutes!

This record is only for all the top leagues in the world football. This limitation is also necessary.

The Guinness Book of World Records certificate can be put into the honor room to prove that it is a miracle of accomplishment.

But should my honor room be expanded? I'm afraid the honor room won't fit all of my honors this season.

Otherwise, you can set up an exhibition hall by yourself!

Put all the honor trophy certificates and so on, open the door for everyone to visit and worship.

This idea is good, and can fully satisfy his vanity!

It's so beautiful!

But at this moment, Quaresma suddenly thought of a very serious problem!

It seems that there is no way to keep this record for too long!

If you remember correctly, in less than ten seasons, Polish Divine Lewandowski will complete an anti-celestial skill... and score five goals in nine minutes!

That's a real animal!

If the future will really develop like the previous life, then his own record will be broken by Lewan!

Was photographed on the beach, photographed dead!

It's a bit awkward to think about it!

I already have a global reputation. If Lewan really breaks his record, then he will be used as a comparison object and background, and become a stepping stone for Lewan.

"The record of the ball king is ancient, Lewan broke the Quaresma record!"

"Beyond the ball king, Lei Wan miraculously!"

"Lewan said no to Quaresma's record!"

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It is conceivable how disturbing such remarks will be.

No, but I am complacent because I have achieved some results. While breaking the record, I must also raise the new record to a level that will keep our descendants high.

Isn't Lewann 5 goals in 9 minutes, then continue to work hard and strive for an 8 minutes 5 goals!

Although it is difficult, Lei Wanneng can complete it, and he will not be able to complete it without reason.

One day, I want to keep all the records of world football by myself!

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He does not need to worry about applying for the Guinness Book of Records. However, Quaresma still put more energy in preparing for the battle.

In the third round, Arsenal's opponent was Middlesbrough.

The midstream team or something, Quaresma favorite!

No desire, no injustice, no hatred, naturally will not desperately, so this team is the most suitable for brushing goals.

In the previous life, Peerless Shuangjiao directly broke the goal ceiling of the top league and turned football into a real goal game. At that time, if you wouldn't score, you would be embarrassed to say that you are a striker.

Affected by this, Quaresma is not quite as good as the mainstream goal efficiency in football.

Rather than let peerless arrogance create an era, it is better to create an era by yourself, an era in which goals are really counted.

In 38 Premier League games a season, regardless of reimbursement for injuries throughout the season, some minor injuries plus active rotation, Quaresma's appearances may not exceed 30 games.

At least last season, Quaresma did not reach this number of times!

Considering the efficiency of goals, then at least 40 goals must be scored in order to be considered shocking?

Therefore, Quaresma initially set his goal at 40 goals, without capping!

Although the Premier League is not suitable for La Liga to score goals, and the task of the game is more onerous, Quaresma is still confident to complete the goal.

The premise is that he wants to seize all opportunities and face more midfielder teams with more goals!

Fort Mi is the best target!

Speaking of that, Quaresma is still very interested in Fort Mill, or that he is interested in Fort Mill's new head coach.

In May, he wore a jersey to fight on the court. In June, he wore a suit and came to the training ground to lead his former teammates to train. Southgate is also a strange man in football.

After retiring after the end of last season, he was immediately appointed as the team's head coach, and Southgate completed the transition from player to head coach.

Not to mention Southgate's coaching ability, the key is that he doesn't even have a coaching qualification.

If it wasn't for the FA's kindness and the conditions were relaxed to allow Southgate to coach for 12 weeks without a coach's qualification, then Southgate should never think of standing on the court and directing the team to play.

I am afraid such a thing can only happen in England!

However, Southgate is doing well in England, playing with the most unscented three lion corps is very happy, it is also very powerful!

Back to the present, Quaresma is still a little unimaginable. He was obviously a teammate yesterday. Today, he has become his own coach. What kind of experience is this for Middlesbrough players.

If, after a few seasons, Henry retires and replaces Wenger directly as Arsenal's head coach, then, how should he position his relationship with Henry?

At least, if you go to a nightclub or something, you can’t invite Henry...

Probably, he can no longer scrutinize his hair!

Either way, this is a bit awkward.

But this does not affect Quaresma's full efforts when facing Middlesbrough. In this game, the score was twice the bottom line, and there must be no less!

...

The Emirates Stadium is once again full of seats, and the ardent Arsenal fans have already filled up every place on the new stadium. Even if the team does not perform well, they will still be able to give up.

What's more, the team's current momentum is fierce. They almost disbanded Manchester City in the last round. How could they miss the next game?

Of course, it would be nice if Arsenal's tickets did not increase in price!

I have to say that after moving into the new stadium, the number of seats has increased, and coupled with the increase in ticket prices, Arsenal's income on game days may increase a lot.

Quaresma and his teammates warmed up in the cheers of the fans, and from time to time the "Quaresma Song" sounded on the field, and, compared with the previous, there are now a few more sentences.

"He can score 4 goals in 10 minutes, he is omnipotent, no one can break his record..."

Well, Quaresma feels that the actions of the fans are still very time-sensitive, and within a week, the new lyrics have already made all fans familiar.

A long shot hit the target. After attracting the cheers of the fans, Quaresma and his teammates were ready to return to the locker room for final preparations.

But when walking to the sidelines, Quaresma's eyes stayed on a figure.

A red baseball cap with the Arsenal logo on his head, wearing Arsenal home uniforms, wearing huge funny leather shoes on his feet, a big belly, and the skin is still green...

That's right, he is Arsenal's mascot Rex, a green T. rex.

Why did Quaresma notice the Arsenal mascot?

In the usual home game, at this time, Rex will constantly render the atmosphere on the sidelines, keeping the fans in a very hilarious state.

But today, Rex was sitting on a chair by the side of the field, tilting Erlang's legs, holding a newspaper in his hand, and looked at it with relish, which made him feel very leisurely.

Has Rex's player changed?

Quaresma is puzzled!

Could it be that the content in the newspaper is so attractive that the actors can't even take care of their work?

Quaresma walked over curiously, crouched next to Rex, and read the newspaper. He wanted to know what was so appealing.

The Sun

Third edition

A hot girl

Sudden stimulation ~ www.readwn.com ~ Let Quaresma's nosebleed almost squirt out!

Looking at Rex in shock, Quaresma felt that he might have encountered a fake mascot today.

Do you know Fred when you are so wavy?

Quaresma pulled away the newspaper without hesitation, and in Rex's awkward expression, he entered the locker room.

Confiscated!

Come to my office after class!

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