I am Kaka

Text Chapter 550 Hat Trick of Hat Trick

"The birth of La Liga's strongest debut": Two passes and three shots, Kaka not only created his own best debut record, but also created the craziest debut of the four major leagues.

"Messi shouts to Kaka: Welcome to La Liga": Messi said that Kaka is unique, his arrival will make La Liga more competitive, and he looks forward to another duel with Kaka.

"C Ronaldo: The tacit understanding with Kaka seems to be inborn": "It doesn't even need to have eye contact, Kaka already knows to pass the ball to the position that makes me feel most comfortable. I always know that with Kaka Cooperation will be wonderful, but this kind of beauty is beyond my imagination."

"Ancelotti: This is Kaka, nothing strange": "Kaka only scored three goals? Oh, there are two assists... Then I still lose. I bet Andre, Kaka Kaka will create at least six goals in the first game. Yes, Kaka disappointed me too much."

"Mourinho: Kaka makes Real Madrid greater": "I don't want to attribute all the credit to a player, but Kaka is indeed the best player in this game. I have a hunch that Real Madrid will be Kaka is even greater."

"Florentino: Renting Kaka is not for gambling, but for miracles": "The new galaxy battleship will create new history, and Kaka is the best captain. There is no doubt about this. The voyage ceremony was very successful. Obviously, this is what we mean by finding Kaka, Mourinho and Cristiano... 60 million? Well, I admit, it is a stain on my life. If I can go back in time, I would slap myself slapped, and then tell myself what I missed in the past."

Reasonable, unexpected.

Everyone knows that Kaka has the ability to create a frenzy in La Liga, but no one can expect him to make such a big scene in the first game.

As many media have said, this is just the beginning.

In the second round of the league against Osasuna, Kaka kicked his head and scored three goals to help the team win 3-0.

So the new concept was proposed.

Scored three goals in three consecutive games, a hat-trick of a hat-trick.

Three consecutive games of scoring goals are worth talking about. If there are really three consecutive hat tricks, the media do not know how to define this phenomenon.

"Perhaps it should have a specific title, such as... Kaka trick? Of course, the premise is that Kaka can also complete a hat trick in his first Champions League game on behalf of Real Madrid."-"Marca".

"When the whole team is playing around one person, scoring is a matter of course, but three consecutive hat tricks? Sorry, the UEFA Champions League is not a football game, and Ajax is not Mallorca and Ossa. Suna, the dream of Kaka tricks is beautiful, but just like Real Madrid's dream of champions, it is unrealistic."-"Aspen".

Of course, the two major mouthpieces of Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​"Marca" and Aspen, are the two major mouthpieces of the audience.

It's on the bar again.

All kinds of praises lifted Kaka up high, making him tireless. At this time Mourinho stood up and attracted the firepower to himself through various radical remarks.

In this regard, Mourinho is definitely the best coach in the world.

The media rushed in ecstasy, and soon the flames of war were on Guardiola.

When they worked together at Barcelona in 2000, Guardiola and Mourinho also cherished each other, but now they are the leaders, and everyone can't help but start to face each other tit-for-tat.

At the UEFA Elite Coaching Forum held in early September, the two had a "top summit meeting". With their existence, even the head of UEFA Platini became the background.

At the end of the meeting, Mourinho deliberately walked to Guardiola and hugged him goodbye. According to the "Daily Sports", Platini "forced" the two giants to embrace.

What's interesting is that Mourinho, who pursues defense in football philosophy, is particularly proactive in diplomacy and public occasions, while Guardiola, who pursues bold and proactive in football, is holding a defensive attitude at this time. He even took a moment to take his right hand out of his trouser pocket when Mourinho had already taken the initiative to reach out.

"Marca" designed Mourinho's lines for this: "Pep, is it so hard for you to reach out?"

The two talked for 10 minutes, cheering and laughing, and patted each other's chest from time to time, but when they turned their heads, the two quickly diverged on some issues.

For example, Mourinho said that Kaka is the best player in the world, while Guardiola bluntly said that Kaka’s results are indeed the best in the world, but if he is allowed to choose between Kaka and Messi, he will only Will choose Messi.

In Spain, these two giants are the two ends of the seesaw, and the brilliance of one end must be accompanied by the decline of the other end.

Real Madrid won two consecutive victories in La Liga, and both of them have won their opponents, but Barcelona lost 0-2 at home to newly promoted Ercoles at home last weekend. The first leg of Guamu Sangkan obviously is that Mu bird has taken the absolute advantage. The upper hand, so the upcoming UEFA Champions League became the best stage for Barcelona to regain a game.

Guardiola's team also did not disappoint the fans and the media. In a focus battle on the first day of the D group, Barcelona defeated Panathinaikos 5-1 at home.

Messi scored twice in the game, raising his number of goals in the Champions League to 27, surpassing Rivaldo and becoming the Champions League shooter in Barcelona's history.

Although Messi's missed penalty in the game seemed a bit of a fly in the ointment, but his performance has been enough "Aspen" to trumpet.

The pressure came to Real Madrid and Kaka.

They also soon ushered in the opportunity to prove themselves.

Champions League group stage, against Ajax.

At the press conference before the game, Mourinho deliberately brought Kaka to attend.

"Kaka, Guardiola said that if you choose between you and Messi, he will always choose Messi. What do you think about this?"

Kaka scratched his head, really didn't know how to answer, and could only say: "He is happy."

"After you came to Real Madrid, you participated in two games and scored six goals. Everyone is looking forward to your third hat trick. Do you have confidence?"

"I have confidence in following the team to win. As for the hat trick, I will try my best to fight for it."

"Some fans say that you play Messi with Cristiano team. This is an unconfident performance. If you really want to challenge yourself in La Liga, then you should join a mid-level team and lead the team to defeat Real Madrid and Barcelona. , This can prove that you are truly the best in the world. Do you have anything to respond to?"

What the **** is this.

Kaka gave a wry smile again, still saying, "It's good for them to be happy."

"Kaka, you scored three goals in the last game, but the three forwards failed to score a goal. Some people think that it is because you are too selfish. A midfielder has the best shot opportunity. What do you have to say? Is it?"

"I can only thank you for using the phrase'best shot chance' instead of'most shot chance'. The truth is that I have sent more threatening shots than I have shot. This is from the Football Association. Statistics, not my own imagination."

"So are you complaining about the forwards' poor ability to seize opportunities?"

"If that makes you happy, then yes, our forwards must strengthen the ability to make a goal. I have had a pleasant cooperation with Ibrahimovic and Van Persie. I know them and they can It’s a hundred times better than it is now, but I also understand them, because now the season has just begun, they are still adapting to new coaches, new teammates, new tactical system, and Cristiano, he just lacks some luck. You will soon see what he is the best."

"...But it was you who came to the new environment, but you have adapted."

"No, if you know me, then you should know that I haven't fully adapted to it, otherwise "Aspen" will not use courage to make that kind of report."

The reporters' eyes lit up.

Obviously, the Catalan media has offended the world's first man with some clashing news.

"You take the liberty to ask, how many games do you think you need to adapt to this team?"

"Two games."

Two games...This is the third game.

Kaka became less and less humble, but reporters liked him more and more.

That's right. Fuck them, go to death, only then are there news, and only then do we have bonuses.

...

At 20:45 on September 15, Spain local time, the first match day of Group G of the 2010/11 UEFA Champions League, Bernabéu.

"Real Madrid still used the 4-3-3 formation of the previous two games. It seems that the two consecutive victories have changed Mourinho's thinking. This excellent representative of utilitarian football has begun to take offensive football. Try, hope this is a good and successful start.

Pepe returned from injury, but Ramos was injured in the last game, so the backs that appeared in the Bernabeu were Aveiroa, Pepe, Carvalho and Marcelo, and midfielders Xavi Alonso and Carlos. Carlos, Sneijder, forwards Van Persie, Ibrahimovic, Cristiano Ronaldo. "

"Ajax has a 4-3-1-2 lineup.

Goalkeeper: 1-Stronberg;

Defenders: 2-Vandermeer, 3-Alder Verelder, 13-Oye, 5-Anita;

Midfielder: 20-Dezeu, 6-Hainaut, 11-Emanuelsson, 10-Sim-De Jong;

Forwards: 9-Hamdavi, 7-Soleimani.

Dutch football talents are plentiful, but most of them have entered the four major leagues. Compared with previous years, this Ajax has a lot of stars. "

"Real Madrid have played against Ajax 6 times before, but they have achieved a terrible record of 1 win, 1 draw and 4 losses. The last time the two sides faced each other was the 1995/96 season. Real Madrid was doubled by Ajax in the group stage. Killing, the only time to win it dates back to as far away as 1967.

The only good news is that in Jose Mourinho’s previous 7 encounters with Joel, the Real Madrid coach has won 5 games. "

Both Sneijder and Ibrahimovic have played for Ajax. This game is of great significance to the two of them. It is reasonable. Both sides have old feelings. They should be more low-key during the game, but the fact is that the relationship is irrelevant. Good or bad, every player actually wants to kick the ball into the opponent's gate when facing his old club.

Probably to prove that my choice to leave was not a wrong choice...

After the start of the game, the two old players from Jiafu acted very positively.

In the first minute, Sneijder sent Kaka a super-level 30-meter long pass.

Kaka had his back to the goal, and all he had to do was lift his foot, and when the football was about to roll under his feet, he used his heel to add force to the football and at the same time changed its direction.

The football obediently crossed the goal line by rubbing the goal post.

1-0.

Because Kaka’s answer before the game was similar to "I have adapted to Real Madrid", everyone knows that this guy must have played with a troublesome mentality in this game, but I didn't expect this to be so big.

It was the first time to touch the ball, the first shot, and then the fairy ball scored.

Sneijder sullen his face and put on an expression of "I don't want to do this, but it can only be done for professional ethics." Kaka could only cooperate with his performance, just slapped him lightly. "It's beautiful."

Ibrahimovic grumbled behind him: "Kaka, don't you think that the one just now should actually be my ball?"

"Yes, but as a center, where did you go?"

"...How do I know that Wesley can pass such a perverted ball?"

Sneijder rolled his eyes: "I'm sorry, but I'm so good."

Soon, the over-excellent became Ibrahimovic.

He finally got his wish and received Kaka's scorpion second pass.

That was the seventh minute of the game, Ronaldo passed two people on the right and then picked Kaka.

Kaka turned the ball up with his thigh when he could volley directly, and deliberately used a scorpion-like heel to volley the ball to Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic was caught off guard, thinking that it was too late for the scorpion to swing his tail, but Dafeng was the first, he stopped the ball before picking it up, and hit the ball with a small volley hook.

2-0.

"...The Aspen newspaper said that the Champions League is not a football game, so the miracle of Kaka will not continue. I think everyone agrees to this statement, because there seems to be no football game that allows players to play in this way. Assists and shots in the penalty area like random play."

In 7 minutes, two goals were scored.

Everyone knows that this is just the beginning.

In the 16th minute, Kaka made a strong overtaking from the wing, and after an inside cut, he blasted the goal.

3-0.

In the 19th minute, Kaka went straight, Cristiano Ronaldo was brought to the ground with the ball in the penalty area, and Real Madrid got a penalty kick.

Kaka staged a hat trick for the third consecutive game.

"A kind reminder to Barcelona, ​​it's best to let their head coach go to the ophthalmologist,'between Kaka and Messi, I will only choose Messi', huh, sorry, I think only those who have eyes Everyone knows how to choose."

In the 25th minute, Cristiano Ronaldo's long shot caused the goalkeeper to let go, and Van Persie made a new shot.

5-0.

With an average of one goal every five minutes, the entire Bernabéu has been completely overjoyed.

The extreme happiness was sorrow. In the 39th minute, Ajax succeeded in a sneak attack and recovered a point.

5-1.

In the second half, the two sides changed sides to fight again. Ajax played a good offensive. At one time, Real Madrid could only retreat to the half. However, under the leadership of Kaka, the Galaxy Battleship quickly returned. Angrily, began to strike.

In the 51st minute, Kaka instigated the offensive, Sneijder cleverly divided the sides, Marcelo crossed from the side, Ronaldo outflanked in place, jumped high, and pushed the ball out of the bottom line...

Poor president, his performance in the last game was actually like Tuoxiang, but Kaka helped him round the game and said that it was just bad luck. It's all right now, it's a reality...

Ronaldo's nightmare continues.

In the 55th minute, Ibrahimovic had already fed the pie to his mouth. As a result, Ronaldo slipped his foot before shooting and sent the ball into the arms of a bewildered goalkeeper.

Although he didn't make it, the game completely turned into a unilateral offensive and defensive drill.

Three minutes later, Real Madrid made a comeback. Kaka took the ball 30 meters in the middle after stealing the ball from the backcourt, and at a distance of 40 meters from the goal, he broke through the gate guarded by Steklenborg in the world cup.

6-1.

After the big four, Mourinho sent three players to warm up, including strikers like Higuain and Di Maria, and midfielders like Diarra.

Knowing that he and Ronaldo were about to end, Kaka quickly called him over, and the two murmured together for a while.

As long as you are not blind, you know that these two guys have ghosts in their hearts. In the next round, the Ajax players struggled to be empty by others and stared at Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo.

But Kaka who can stare to death is not Kaka.

In the 70th minute, Kaka broke into Longtan alone, and the four Ajax defensive players failed to stop him even with a drag.

Kaka breaks through the diagonal line and makes a wonderful pass with his heel before the ball is about to be taken out of the baseline.

Ronaldo went straight up and broke the net with a volley.

7-1.

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