I am Kaka

Chapter 498: Champions League clearance cheats

  The front midfielder can defend, just like a wizard can fight melee.

The story of    Gandalf tells us that a mage who can fight melee is not easy to mess with.

   After various attacks were stifled again and again, Inter Milan finally realized this clearly.

"The development of the game is the same as we thought, the defense became the protagonist, but everyone did not expect that the protagonist of the defense turned out to be Kaka... He stopped almost 50% of Inter Milan’s offense alone. With plenty of energy, crazy speed, precise prediction and elegant interception, this is an almost perfect sweeping midfielder. What's more, he also has the world's best ball handling skills and passing vision. Mourinho’s team only played well for less than ten minutes. I can’t imagine how Inter Milan survived the next twenty minutes..."

  Don't talk about Inter Milan, even Chelsea are like seeing a ghost.

They knew that Kaka's defense had improved, but at most they thought he had learned a few stealing skills. But now it seems that he already has a mature defensive system. Sheva and An Pang are familiar. Vaguely saw Nesta's shadow on him.

   Robben walked from Kaka no less than five times, but only succeeded once, and this time he continued to dribble the ball and beat Kaka unwillingly.

   Robben’s breakthrough was mainly speed and agility, but his skills were actually three-dimensional. When the dexterous change of direction and the sudden change of rhythm failed, he lost more than half of his skill in front of Kaka.

   Kaka didn't bend down to stare, but straightened up and slowly backed away as Robben advanced. Robben slowly pushed the ball on the outside of his left foot, pretending to protrude left, and then suddenly buckled right.

   Kaka was deceived by his fake action, and stopped a bit to his right. Robben rushed to his left at this time.

When    staggered past, Robben secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

   4:2, not too embarrassing...

  As soon as the thought fell, the right foot that Kaka intercepted to the right had already stepped on the ground, and then suddenly squatted down, using the right foot as the axis, turning around, extending his left leg and sweeping it, just in front of Robben.

   "Kaka broke Robben's ball again in a Chinese Kungfu action like sweeping his legs. Such defense is simply an art. Now it is Kaka's turn to take the ball and Robben is chasing after..."

   The two ran and chased on the sidewalk.

Robben is considered to be one of the only people in today’s football who is expected to catch up with Kaka in terms of speed, but as he ran farther and farther, the advantage of Kaka’s long legs was gradually brought into play. Robben was able to To keep up, from time to time he stretched his foot from the side to interfere, but as Kaka pushed the ball hard and accelerated again and again, Robben quickly fell behind.

   Vieira ran from the front side, stretched his feet to intercept, Kaka accelerated and dodged before his feet reached.

   Cambiasso gave up Sneijder and was about to give Kaka a fierce sliding tackle, but as soon as he left, Kaka's pass came to Sneijder.

   In a dilemma, Kaka had already left him behind and received a pass back from Sneijder.

   "Kaka took the ball into the penalty area! Zanetti risked a red card and fell to the ground to tackle the ball. Kaka changed direction to hide, getting closer and closer to the goal~ Materazzi!"

   Materazzi greeted him head-on, Kaka smiled at him still in the mood, and glanced down.

  Matra was heartbroken, subconsciously turned sideways, and then grabbed his right leg.

   Kaka didn't change direction and passed by him, but stopped, stepped on the ball and pulled, and could not avoid the kick that was directed at the football or at his ankle.

   Materazzi immediately adjusted his position and stood firmly in front of Kaka, but Kaka glanced towards the upper left corner of the goal, and made a motion of rubbing the instep with his right foot.

   Materazzi quickly turned to the right to block.

   Kaka did complete a shot, but instead of kicking Materazzi to the right, he hit an opposite corner and flew to his left.

   The goal is not the goal, but... his left hand.

"Kaka shoots! It's a pity that Materazzi did a good job. He blocked the ball and Chelsea missed it again... Shevchenko was raising his hand, as if to signal Materazzi's handball? The whistle sounded! Foul! Penalty! Red card!"

"Look at the replay! It's very clear from this angle. When Kaka took a shot, Materazzi's left hand lifted up subconsciously, just blocking the ball. The football hit his left forearm, not this time. Block, the football may have flown into the goal! There is no problem with this penalty, but this red card may be controversial..."

"This is a very serious penalty. Generally speaking, even if it is a handball in the penalty area, and the handball player stretches his arms and is not close to the body at the time, the referee will only give a yellow card warning when penalizing a penalty kick, unless the handball is blocked. It is a red card + penalty kick that must be scored...From the playback point of view, Kaka’s shot was aimed at the left side of the goal, and he had deceived Materazzi and Cesar at the same time. But the ball he kicked went to the right side of the goal. Materazzi's hand just raised up and blocked the ball, but it is difficult to know if he did it intentionally. Everything depends on the judgment of the referee. ."

   Mourinho jumped up like his **** was burned by fire, and he was about to rush into the arena to fight the referee desperately. The fourth official was quick with eyesight and quickly pulled him back.

   "What is the penalty?" Mourinho yelled at the fourth official, "Punishment? Red card? You are murdering a game!"

   The fourth official was too lazy to bird him, but pushed Jean out, not even wanting to say a word.

   Materazzi was also screaming at the referee frantically, "I didn't mean it! This is not a red card! By the way, it is Kaka! Kaka deliberately kicked the ball into my hand! He is revenge on me!"

   Say Kaka, Kaka arrived.

   The referee thought Kaka was going to cause trouble, so he glanced at him warily.

   Kaka only smiled at him friendly, then looked at Materazzi, "Adriano says hello to you."

   Materazzi immediately rushed towards Kaka like crazy.

   The referee hurriedly got in front, and at the same time he beckoned Zanetti to come and pull the man away.

   Materazzi walked out of the field amid the boos and applause of the home fans, and got into the player tunnel without looking back.

   The referee gave Kaka a bad expression and warned: "Kaka, don't play tricks, I will keep staring at you."

   "He blocked my mandatory goal with his hand. You made the most correct penalty. Is there any problem?"

   "What's going on with Adriano?"

   "Don't you know? Adriano and him used to be teammates, let me say hello instead, it's that simple."

   The referee sneered, got closer, lowered his voice and said, "Everyone is an adult, Kaka, I don’t want to see this trick a second time, do you understand?"

   "yessir!" Kaka put **** together with her right hand and stroked between her brows.

   "Matrazi left the field with a red card, not only missed the latter stage of the game, but also missed the second round of the two sides."

"Now is the thirty-fifth minute of the game. Inter Milan will face ten players in the remaining nearly an hour. There is one less player in the away game, and they will face a penalty kick. Mourinho and him The team is too difficult."

   Mourinho was so angry that he kept jumping, babbling in the ears of the fourth official.

   Chelsea fans responded with warm boos of course.

   Ancelotti held his arms and watched Mourinho's performance with a smile, only to return his eyes to the court when Kaka was running.

   Cesar opened his hands and jumped right and left in front of the goal line.

   Kaka looked up at the left side of the goal while running up. Cesar, who was planning to pounce to the right, immediately pounced to the left.

   The football flew up, drew a parabola, and flew into the goal lightly.

   "GOAL! Spoon penalty! Kaka broke the Inter Milan goal again and Chelsea finally opened the situation."

   Kaka ran to the sidelines, looking up at the sky, pointing up with both hands.

   One goal behind, Inter Milan did not fully attack, but tightened the defense.

   Lose less, lose, and one goal behind is not the end of the world, but if you play against Chelsea recklessly, it is really no different from suicide.

   Chelsea didn't find any chance for the time being before the M Moser bus. After a few tries, they couldn't break the line of defense.

   The two sides played the ball tacitly and spent the last time of the first half.

   Players from both sides left the field one by one, and "Song of Kaka" rang from the stands. Kaka had to face the surroundings and raised his hands to applaud, in exchange for greater cheers and applause.

   In the dressing room, Ancelotti was full of spring breeze and made no secret of his happy mood, but after the start of the second half, his face immediately became gloomy.

   bus, bus, bus again.

   Mourinho has completely given up the game, except for Drogba and Robben, everyone has pushed to the midfield line, a bird that guards the world.

   A group of Chelsea people with hands on hips, smiled bitterly and shook their heads.

   Compared with the tactical ugliness and ugliness, Mourinho on the sidelines still puts his hands in his pockets, his head held high, he looks like the most handsome in the world.

   Everyone is lying flat, of course Kaka will not stay in the backcourt anymore, even Zambrotta and Maicon were brought out by him, and they started to output frantically against Inter Milan's defense.

"In addition to Cech, only two central defenders and Essien were left in the half of Chelsea. Inter Milan only put Drogba and Robben. Almost everyone else squeezed into Inter Milan's half... "

Inter Milan once again placed heavy troops around Kaka, Kaka fell into the embarrassment of a big man, but after losing one another, other Chelsea players also got a chance. It was just crowded, and Sneijder lost his passing skills. Powerful, Ancelotti made a decisive move and replaced him with Joe Cole.

The rare technical player of the England national team has few opportunities to perform this season. He played almost all tasteless matches such as the FA Cup and the League Cup. The transfer rumors surrounding him have intensified. Ancelotti's replacement of him may be appeased. The meaning of is heavier, but who knew Xiao Qiao would hit harder and harder after he came up.

   "Joe Cole! Fake action! Passed, crossed! Ouch! Shevchenko and Torres collided together, what a pity..."

   "Kaka crossed diagonally, Joe Cole again, a beautiful breakthrough, still passing, Lampard shot a long shot and hit Cambiasso..."

"Such a player doesn't even have the opportunity to come on the bench. Chelsea's lineup is really enviable... Joe Cole is here again, give Kaka, Kaka pass back, pass back again, go in... "

   Kaka and Joe Cole passed two consecutive times and finally broke through the heavy defense and brought the ball to the small penalty area.

  The shooting angle appeared, Kaka was just about to push, and Ballack behind him could only use his hands, and when Kaka supported on one foot, he dragged him to the ground.

   The sharp whistle sounded.

   "Penalty! Penalty! There is no doubt that this is a penalty! The referee was still merciful and only gave Ballack a yellow card."

Barack was also afraid of getting the red certificate, so he got Kaka up in the first place. When the referee came, he pretended to pat Kaka on the shoulder in a friendly manner. After seeing the yellow card held high, he pretended to be aggrieved in protest. Twice.

   Mourinho on the sidelines raised his hands, made a gentle applause, and kept nodding his head. The irony was obvious.

   "Two penalty kicks, Mourinho is very dissatisfied with such a penalty. I don't know if he will be targeted by UEFA." Kaka stood before the penalty point for the second time.

   The whistle sounded and shot.

   Cesar flutters right.

   moves quickly and has a cool posture, but there is no use for eggs.

   Because Kaka kicked out a spoon...

"Kaka is too courageous. It turned out to be another penalty kick. Isn't he afraid of self-defeating? Of course, the number of visitors is good from the result. Congratulations to Chelsea, 2-0 lead, and congratulations to Kaka, who scored twice. ."

   Kaka went over and hugged Joe Cole after scoring a goal, bringing some warmth to Joe's cold heart, and it was an assist for Ancelotti.

   The faces of the Inter Milan players were confused and they all looked to the sidelines.

   Mourinho thought for a while and gestured to continue defending.

   Several Inter players glanced at each other and returned to their positions aggrieved.

   The game continues.

After 2-0, Chelsea’s offensive was somewhat restrained. After all, Inter Milan’s actions were not gentle, and there was still a risk of injury. Everyone didn’t want to take risks with their bodies when the victory was set. As a result, they relaxed. The edge had to make an inch, using Robben's speed to make a sharp counterattack.

   "Roben advances fast, cut in! Successful! Shot! Cech! It is the right hand of God!"

   "It's Chelsea counterattack! It is also advancing from the side, Maicon is very fast, the long pass is transferred, Joe Cole kicks the ball, Torres receives the ball, and the heel passes to the middle... Kaka!"

"Foul! Samuel shoveled Kaka to the ground and walked out of the field without looking back. Obviously he also knew what his fate was. This action was very bad and he might even face more serious than a red card. Punishment... Kaka stood up, as if injured, and was carried off the court..."

   Kaka went to the field for treatment, and the fans in the audience kept chanting his name.

   The referee motioned for Chelsea to take a penalty kick, but the players were indifferent and looked at the treatment area worriedly.

   The referee couldn't help but shook his head and walked towards Ancelotti on the sidelines.

   "Carlo, what do you mean? I don't want to fight anymore, do you?"

   "Wait," An Pang patted the referee on the shoulder, "Wait a minute what the team doctor says, if Kaka can't play, I will let another person take the penalty."

   The referee looked at his watch embarrassedly, "I only wait for you for thirty seconds."

   I waited for two minutes.

   Torres placed the ball on the penalty spot, but it stayed still like a log.

   "Torres got a yellow card because of the delay... Kaka stood on the sidelines! There was enthusiastic applause at Stamford Bridge, well, the applause here has always been enthusiastic."

   Kaka hugged Torres, "Thank you."

   Torres patted him on the shoulder, "Come on."

   Kaka came to the football and stood still, took a deep breath, and looked up at Cesar.

   Cesar patted each other with his hands and looked at Kaka firmly.

   The whistle sounded, a run-up, a shot... left.

   Cesar had already made a save action, but after a shake of his upper body, he stopped again, guarding the middle.

   Naturally, I can only watch the football enter the net.

   "GOAL! 3-0! Kaka penalty kick hat trick! And the three penalty kicks were created by himself, this is definitely the first time in the history of the Champions League!"

   Kaka walked to Cesar, hugged him, and then turned around to celebrate with his teammates. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

After the hat trick, Ancelotti quickly replaced Kaka with Royce.

   With two people missing on the field, Inter Milan would not have the courage to dying to fight even if they did not surrender. They could only put all their hopes in the next game, and the defense was even more stress-free.

   Time passed by one minute and one second. Chelsea wanted to further expand the results. In this game, they completely killed all suspense, but after all, they were powerless and the game ended in 3-0.

   In other games, Roma beat Manchester United 2:1 at home, AC Milan drew Bayern 2:2 at home, giving Serie A a win, one draw and one loss.

   Liverpool defeated Eindhoven 3:0 cleanly and did not give the Eredivisie giants a chance to be upset.

Throughout several matchups, Manchester United's loss to Roma is a bit unexpected, but the score of 2-1 is still within an acceptable range; Milan and Bayern are in love and killing each other, and no result is unexpected; Liverpool scores big The victory over Eindhoven is also expected; Chelsea's defeat of Inter Milan is not news, but the 3-0 score is quite frightening.

   In response to this score, someone who has something to do has compiled a complicated Champions League clearance cheat.

   One, buy a card;

   Two, send him on the court.

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