I am Kaka

Torres once gave up his own penalties in order to complete Kaka’s hat-trick. The dripping grace reported it. At that time, Kaka decided to give the girl a hat-trick, but unfortunately he gave it to the girl in recent games. He had a lot of assists, but he was always short of two, and he has not been able to fulfill his promise.

It was only about the tenth minute of the game, and he assisted Torres to score the first goal, and the assist hat seemed impossible.

If it is usually Kaka, of course, it is impossible to have such a big evil intention, but this time can be said to be the rare dark years of Manchester United. It is difficult to have a chance without taking advantage of his illness and killing him.

For Torres, this goal was a complete surprise. All those who saw the situation just thought about it and all might not have thought that Torres would score the goal in the end, so the commentators were shocked before the start. Various "GOAL".

"Kaka didn't shoot himself, nor did he pass it across to Shevchenko on the other side of the goal. Instead, he turned around and passed the ball and then passed it back to Torres outside the penalty area. I can't describe the mood at that moment. A commentator, I must maintain a neutral position and will also interpret the game from a neutral perspective, but as a fan, I can’t help but worship Kaka. He was charging at high speed a moment ago, looking like a car that can A deadly chariot that crushes everything, but in the next second, it can use an ingenious and delicate way to complete an exquisite extraordinary action in an extremely limited space."

"The referee reissued a yellow card to Ferdinand. I believe that his action just now was subconscious and did not deliberately go to Kaka’s feet, but after all, Kaka was really mixed, if Kaka fell to the ground. It was a penalty and a yellow card, but the Manchester United players seemed to be very dissatisfied with the penalty. After all, Kaka did not fall and Chelsea had already scored a goal. To be honest, at Old Trafford. It's really hard to see this kind of punishment..."

Torres shook his head and walked towards Kaka, "I don't know how to express my feelings, brother."

"Shoe shine for me?"

"good idea."

Torres really wanted to kneel down as he said, Kaka quickly pulled him up, and the two gave him a hug.

"There is still a lot we can do, Fernando, this is just the beginning."

"Yes, I know, I now suddenly feel that joining Chelsea may be the most correct decision in my life."

"..." Why does it sound a bit ironic?

Sheva from behind ran up with a strong smell of vinegar, inserted forcefully between the two, and also congratulated Torres with a hug.

Ronaldo watched this scene with his hands on his hips, full of unwillingness.

The way this cub said that he was unwilling is to take a few blinds and not want to pass a ball. Not only did the angry teammates on the field want to strangle him, but Ferguson outside the field also almost got a myocardial infarction.

"I thought Cristiano had made a lot of progress, but now it looks like he still hates immaturity. Sure enough, Ferguson couldn't help it. He took the opportunity of a corner kick to call the Portuguese to the sidelines. Powered up..."

"I don't want to yell at you, Cristiano, I have said many times what should be said. You are so smart and you must know how to do it right, but you are so young and always love to do something. Knowing what shouldn’t be, I can only give you time for the first half. If you still don’t change, just sit on the bench and see how Kaka plays. Maybe you are disgusted with me. Compare you to him, that’s because in my eyes, you are the best players in the world, but unfortunately, in the eyes of the whole world, only he is the best, and you, everything No."

"I know how he plays, BOSS, I have seen it all. He dribbles the ball in the backcourt, passes opponents one after another, assists and shoots. He takes care of everything alone," Ronaldo couldn't help it. Complained, "What he can do, so can I."

"Yes, you can too, but not in this way," the game has begun, and Ferguson's speech speeds up. "You are not the same type of player, you are positioning yourself wrong, you can become stronger, It can also be greater. Now, try to follow what I said, you have to do subtraction, Cristiano, this is the Premier League, not the Portuguese Super League, not the Barcelona, ​​there is only one Kaka, and there is only one Cristiano Ronaldo. , You have to be a better version of yourself. Go ahead. Don’t let the Chelsea people run wild at Old Trafford. To be honest, their jerseys make me sick."

Ronaldo was pushed by Ferguson, turned and ran back to the court.

Kaka's corner kick was pushed out of the baseline by Sheva, and Manchester United's attacking opportunity.

After a long and short pass in football, he came to Scholes again, but this time Scholes no longer gave Cristiano Ronaldo a chance. He took the ball to the front of the penalty area and cooperated with Rooney who had retreated to get rid of Lucio. After that, he took a long shot in the penalty area.

Terrihan rushed up without fear, and blocked the shot from Ginger with his back.

Maicon stabbed the ball and passed it to Makelele.

Makelele crossed Joe Cole diagonally.

Joe Cole cleverly broke through Sylvester and handed the ball to Kaka in the middle.

Kaka immediately speeded up after getting the ball, scared Fletcher and Alan Smith hurriedly entangled their hands and feet with the ground, but Kaka quickly slowed down and commanded his teammates to move while firmly controlling the ball under his feet.

Ribery and Joe Cole have approached Manchester United’s penalty area right and left. The Manchester United players are also quickly returning to defense, but Kaka still took the ball to the left without hurriedly, while facing Mark Lailai waved his hand.

Makelele ran over quickly, Kaka also made a pass to him, but there are too many lessons learned, let alone Makelele and Alan Smith, Fletcher, even the fans do not believe that Kaka will just Pass the ball so honestly.

Sure enough, Kaka's right foot that passed the ball suddenly dunked the ball to the left, and the football was dunked behind him.

"This is... Cruyff turned around! Kaka deceived Alan Smith and Makelele with a Cruyff turn. Look at the expressions of the Frenchman~www.readwn.com~He sees It feels hurt."

Alan Smith, who was guarding strictly, thought that Kaka would fake faxes, but couldn't think of what kind of method Kaka would use to break through. He was completely unprepared for this, and was directly rushed by Kaka.

Fortunately, there was Fletcher behind him who came over to make up the defense immediately, but Kaka's movements were very fast, and the Bulltail immediately followed.

For the British fans, the action of Bull Tail can only be seen in a dream, and even Manchester United fans could not help but scream slightly.

Unexpectedly, Kaka didn't rush to the penalty area immediately after passing, but suddenly passed the ball back with his heel. Left back Zambrotta didn't know when he had run up and took the ball from behind Kaka.

The undead fighter Alan Smith rushed to Zambrotta again, and the two lingered all the way to the bottom line. Zambrotta deceived Alan through a subtle fake action.

To be honest, defensively, Alan Smith, who has just been forced into a midfielder, really only has fighting spirit left.

But Zambrotta, who deceived Alan, did not pass the bottom as people imagined, because Kaka had already approached him.

There was nothing to say, Zambrotta immediately passed the ball.

Fletcher took ten thousand unwilling to follow Kaka to prevent him from turning around.

Ferdinand, who was guarding the center of the goal, also ran out quickly, but I also knew that it was impossible for Fletcher to prevent jams.

But Kaka didn't catch the ball. His right foot, which was facing the football, lifted up at the moment the football came, and suddenly fell heavily after the football rolled under his feet, then knocked back.

The football rolled past Fletcher's feet and came to Torres.

Torres got rid of it sideways, and after shaking O'Shea, he immediately aimed at the goal guarded by Van der Sar and opened his bow and arrows.

A sharp arrow turned in the sky, rolling up a thousand piles of snow.