I am Kaka

Chapter 346: joke

   5-0 victory over the newly promoted Wigan Athletic, 2-2 tie last season runner-up Arsenal, Chelsea's ferocity made everyone unexpected.

   Many people believe that Ancelotti and Kaka have respectively booked the best coach and best player of the month. As for Kaka’s goal, it was naturally the best goal of the round without any suspense.

In this round of the Premier League's best team, as many as four Chelsea were selected, Shevchenko, Kaka, Figo, Maicon, forwards, midfielders, and defenders are all available. Abramovich announced in an interview, This is his dream team, Chelsea's Blue Dynasty has laid the first foundation.

Probably he felt a strong threat. Sir Fir began to play a trick, publicly and secretly proclaiming that Chelsea is really awesome. Fatty is really powerful. Stamford Bridge is really dangerous. In fact, the routine is similar to Wenger. He called on other teams to relax when facing Chelsea. Don't hesitate when the bus should be set up.

   I don’t know if his strategy worked. On August 24, Chelsea encountered a stubborn resistance from the opponent when they challenged West Bromwich Albion. Their forwards were almost used as a midfielder.

   After ninety minutes of fighting, the two sides tied 0-0.

   Chelsea will return to Stamford Bridge with an indescribable depression and accept the challenge from Tottenham in the fourth round of the Premier League.

   This is another derby game, but now Tottenham is obviously not on the same level as Arsenal and Chelsea. The last time they beat Chelsea was 15 years ago.

Chelsea does not seem to be a deadly enemy in the true sense. It seems that it has a good relationship with anyone, and it is not good, but after Abramovich became the master of the Jinyuan offensive, he will inevitably be envied by everyone, especially the neighbors. The air can be smelled across most of the earth.

   The Blues fans like their bitterness with tears and lemons, and they are even ready to celebrate at home after the game.

   As a result, after a hard fight, it was another draw.

  1-1.

   Defoe opened the scoring for Tottenham in the first half and Maicon helped Chelsea equalize in the second half.

   Chelsea's three forwards took turns to play, but the eggs were not used. Kaka repeatedly staged various strong surprises, but there was nothing he could do in the face of double teams of two or three players.

   "Chelsea encountered a continual draw, scoring three goals and conceding three goals in three games. The weakness of the front is beginning to appear. In summer, the investment of 200 million yuan may be lost."

   "After four rounds of the league, Chelsea ranked ninth in the standings with six points. The declaration of the championship became a joke."

"Stamford Bridge has become the tomb of a superstar. Last year's Shevchenko, this year's Kaka and Figo, all broke down here. After Moratti, Abramovich became the second stupid man in football. An outstanding representative of more money."

   "Kaka leads the top ten failed transfers, is it worth giving up honor for money..."

   These negative comments seem to be too eager. After all, there is a Community Shield for the bottom, and three draws and one win is not the end, and defeat at Chelsea is too high-profile and attracts too much attention.

   But they celebrated too early, the real carnival has just begun.

  In September, Kaka, Figo, Zambrotta, Maicon, Lucio and others returned to the national team for the World Cup qualifiers.

   Brazil VS Chile in South America is the highlight.

Adriano just completed a hat-trick in Serie A. Robinho and Ronaldinho are also very popular in La Liga. On the other hand, the Chelsea trio headed by Kaka is in a sluggish state, but Pereira still Give Kaka full trust, and once again handed the captain's armband to him.

   Kaka lived up to expectations, staged an assist hat-trick and scored a goal, creating a penalty, Brazil 7-0 Chile, achieved a rare victory while locking the World Cup quota in advance.

   Portugal is also very exaggerated on the other side, 6-0 victory over Luxembourg, Figo made a pass and a shot.

   The England team played by Terry, Joe Cole and others also won a small 1-0 victory over their opponents.

   It's lively now.

   Since it turns out that the problem is not the player, it is the team.

  Chelsea stood at the mouth of the storm again.

   What's so undying is that Irish winger Duff stood up at this time and publicly accused Ancelotti.

   "Kaka is simply Ancelotti's own son. The Brazilian is the king in the dressing room. Everyone is around him. Captain Terry is a decoration..."

"Kaka gave Terry a lesson the first day he entered the team. Many people have seen that goal. After Kaka knocked Terry to the ground, he shot the goal. He made Terry look like a clown. ."

   "I don't know, don't ask me, I also want to know why he would rather let a Frenchman who played the Premier League for the first time rather than let me come off the bench. I didn't offend him by asking myself..."

   There is nothing to say about this kind of sting, and the silence warns the reserve team to go.

   It’s just that although Mrs. Da was decentralized, the impact was irreparable.

The Irishman's breakthrough on the wing is still very sharp. It can be said that he is one of the most powerful wingers in football today. As a result, the new season has not got a one-minute chance to play. Instead, Ribery, who has just arrived in the league, is in the league. There was a starting debut, and Duff's mentality exploded.

   But Ancelotti has his considerations.

   Training Ribery is only one aspect, the most important thing is that Duff loves sticky **** too much.

  On Fatty An’s team, only one person has the privilege to keep the ball at his feet, so Duff’s shooting at Kaka looks like an unreasonable cause, but there is actually a reason.

   In such chaos, on September 10, Chelsea faced Sunderland the black cat in the main scene.

Chelsea need a hearty victory to get out of the haze~www.readwn.com~ A strong response to those who questioned them, the Blues fans also gave full trust to An Fat and his players, except for a small number of Duff In addition to being angry about the encounter, most of the Blues fans are still on the side of Kaka and Ancelotti.

   But things backfired, the FIFA virus struck, and the blue generals who had just returned from the national team were exhausted.

Sneijder scored his Chelsea first goal at the beginning of the game. Everything seemed to be on the right track, but Sunderland evened the score before the first half of the game was over, and completed the buzzer in stoppage time in the second half. reverse.

   Kaka was invisible and ranked sixth in the team in running distance.

   Chelsea lost 1-2 for the first time next season and dropped to 12th.

   Fatty An and his team became the biggest joke in the Premier League.

   More ironically, Lampard, who was on loan from Milan, ushered in a big explosion. A hat-trick helped the team beat Siena 5-0 at home.

   Now Kaka and Ancelotti can no longer hold the pot, and Abu is also pulled out.

   Two years of transfer investment of nearly 400 million yuan, hiring three world football players, the result is that even Sunderland can not win at home.

   Such a team is embarrassed to open up the dynasty and shut up brilliant?

   joke!

  

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