I drank a little too much today.

But this sect leader can still give others tips on how to get drunk.

Step left foot first.

Step right foot again

Then you can walk!

Okay, let’s talk about how to breathe next time!

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1066 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

Oh, shit!

The scene was a bit spectacular.

At a glance, there were at least hundreds or thousands of people.

All of them are covered with crystal stones, old and young, all of them are women.

Zhang Mo's eyes widened, what's going on?

There’s something wrong with the customs here!

The confused Sect Leader Zhang Da was still confused.

A group of women had already surrounded him.

"Look at that little beard!"

"Look at this little round face!"

"Look at this little fat waist!"

A group of girls started talking while talking.

This is too much!

Forget about young girls.

Madam, please stop standing forward.

Take it back, take it back quickly.

Don't force me to use charm!

That scene was not pretty.

Zhang Mo was about to be "humiliated".

Finally, a soft shout came from afar.

"stop!"

The next moment, a graceful woman with a long whip in her hand and a huge crystal puppet sitting underneath her appeared in a flash.

There was a buzzing sound and he teleported out.

As soon as she appeared, the others stopped and dispersed.

The woman walked up to Zhang Mo, looked at Zhang Mo and licked her lips slightly.

Zhang Mo looked a little frightened.

Your action made this sect leader a little panicked.

What's up? This is it!

This heroine has an impressive level of cultivation.

Zhang Mo had only seen Kang Jinshen use that move just now.

"Name!"

the woman asked.

Zhang Mo cupped his fists and said, "Zhang Laoba!"

The woman asked again: "Where do you come from?"

Zhang Mo thought for a while, but did not dare to talk about the God of God, and only replied: "Come from the Kingdom of God!"

The woman had obviously never heard of the Kingdom of Heaven and frowned slightly, but she didn't seem to care much and continued to ask: "Age? Cultivation level? Have you ever trained? What's your waist circumference, hip circumference, and how long can you last? "

The series of questions made Zhang Mo's eyes widen.

What? What? What?

Are these questions that can be asked in public?

Why does it seem more and more wrong the more I ask?

Zhang Mo quickly asked: "Wait a minute, can I ask, where is this place? What are you doing?"

The woman quickly said: "This is the portal to the heavens, the land of crystals. Anyone who enters is not allowed to leave! We are the guardian clan of the land of crystals, the ancient crystal clan. Human, you accidentally entered the gap in space. Come here, but don't be afraid, we won't kill you. But from today on, you will become a subordinate of my clan. Kneel down, and I will grant you a fourth-class status!"

Zhang Mo opened his mouth slightly.

Heavenly Domain Portal?

The land of crystals?

Guard clan?

Fourth class?

You are teasing me!

Could this still be an illusion created by Xiao Huang?

Xiao Huang, wake up quickly. Do you still have some plans to destroy the sect master?

You are a cruel uncle, your skin is too itchy!

Tang Ji was also beside Zhang Mo and said: "Sect Master, don't believe them. It's fake at first glance! All the races in the sky still speak human language. Don't they even have their own language?"

Zhang Mo reacted immediately and said: "It makes sense! Hahaha, you are still too young to deceive this sect leader."

The woman obviously heard what Tang Ji said: "Human language is originally the language of all races. Even the words are the same. Is there any problem?"

Zhang Mo looked at Tang Ji again and said, "Really?"

Tang Ji thought for a moment and said, "It seems so!"

Zhang Mo really felt like strangling him to death.

If so, then what nonsense are you talking about?

The woman continued: "Fifth-class human being, this is a gift to you. Why don't you kneel down to accept it? And you, a puppet, talk too much nonsense. If he doesn't shut up, I suggest you change his soul. If necessary, I can help."

Tangji suddenly stopped talking and stood still like a pillar.

Pretend to be a puppet!

Zhang Mo looked at them and said with a smile: "If you want me to kneel down, even the gods can't!"

Immediately, Zhang Mo saw the women around him and took a breath.

Immediately, Zhang Mo raised his head again and said: "So, this sect leader just doesn't follow your rules. If you have the ability, expel this sect leader!"

Upon hearing this, Tang Ji immediately shouted from the side: "Yes, expel us. It's best to throw us back to the human world so that we can never come back here again."

The two people's calculations were very loud.

But the next moment, the woman in front of him showed a different smile.

"Okay! A human with backbone! He seems to be the strongest among human beings!"

Other women around also asked: "Are all human beings today so spineless?"

"You look like a strong man!"

"That's right, that's right, the original humans were dark and thin. Now they look so white and so rich!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it must be useful."

Zhang Mo heard their chirping voices, and cold sweat started to fall on his forehead.

What's the situation, how to provoke them, how come it feels like their "desire" has been aroused.

This is wrong, this!

Do you want to start over?

With a loud voice, the woman in front of him said: "You are very good! You can just present it to the Queen. Come with me!"

Zhang Mo heard that something was getting more and more wrong and immediately started to retreat.

"No, no!"

Dedicate whatever you have to the Queen.

This sect leader is not a pile of meat!

Wait a minute, well, this sect leader does have some meat.

But even if there is meat, it is not the kind of meat that is meant for human consumption.

Zhang Mo winked at Tang Ji.

That means withdraw immediately!

I want to stay here, but I have to run away.

Take three or two steps and then get caught!

Oh My God!

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji had just ran a few steps away when they suddenly felt themselves being grabbed tightly.

"No!"

Zhang Mo shouted. But it's completely useless!

The crystal puppet that grabbed them from the air suddenly flashed with light.

The next moment, their bodies disappeared on the spot.

There was another round of spinning.

When he opened his eyes again, he saw that he had entered a magnificent house.

There are guards at the door, and under your feet is an extremely flat spar floor, which is milky white and slightly glowing.

There was a big bed in front of him, floating two feet above the ground, and there was an old man lying on the bed.

He was shirtless, with only an ice crystal leaf covering his lower body.

No, this is the so-called queen?

You guys are kidding me!

"Humans, you wait here, the Queen will come to favor you."

The woman who brought Zhang Mo ducked out of sight again.

Zhang Mo felt a little relieved when he heard that the person on the bed was not the queen.

When the old man saw a "companion" coming, he quickly stood up and said: "Human? Captured? Oops, someone finally came to help me share my share. Little brother, come on, come on, sit here. Talk to me. Wait a minute, I’m almost suffocated right now!”

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