I am a weakling, but I am regarded as the supreme holy devil by the righteous people.

Read the newspaper today.

It was said that a woman ate and drank so much that she finally died.

This sect leader is scared to death!

Fortunately I am a man.

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 4257 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

The carriage came speeding across the sky.

In the carriage, Fangri Divine Envoy and Xinyue Divine Envoy both looked at Zhang Mo with speechless expressions on their faces.

Because Zhang Dashen was idle and bored, he started writing poems again.

I wrote a lot along the way, and even the articles about Fangri Divine Envoy and Xinyue Divine Envoy were too weak to complain about.

Why shoot a man first, shoot a horse first, and catch an adulterer in bed?

The three Stooges all have the same stink.

The sea is wide enough for fish to jump, and the bed is wide enough for me to sleep on.

If you don’t wash your feet in spring, mosquitoes will bite you everywhere. A lot of people died if they picked their feet in the middle of the night.

…

I wrote a lot of bad poems, and Tang Ji helped to praise them from time to time.

Let me talk about the ancient genius and the saint of poetry first. No matter how talented you are, your writing is full of flowers.

In the end, I really ran out of words, and all that was left was all kinds of "awesomeness".

So awesome, really awesome, super awesome...

If you hold it any longer, the cow will have to put on its underpants.

Zhang Mo was very interested, and even called the Fangri Divine Envoy and the Xinyue Divine Envoy to write a poem together.

The Divine Envoy of Xinyue "declined" directly. The original words were, "Even if I die, I don't want to write poetry with you."

Fangri Divine Envoy is a bit more direct.

"How about you kill me?"

Zhang Mo expressed disappointment with their taste. And told them that they had lost the opportunity to leave their names in history.

The divine envoy of Fangri repeatedly agreed.

It's true, if they really come together, they will definitely leave their mark in history. But it's hard to say what name he left behind.

Maybe, thousands of years later, some people will still accuse him of being uneducated.

It's better not to keep this name.

The Divine Envoy of Xinyue also agreed: "What kind of shit is green shit? I don't want to leave my name on it."

They "tortured" each other like this for a while.

Finally reached the place.

The carriage stopped in a small forest, and then the Divine Envoy Fangri threw out a talisman, which turned into golden light and flashed away.

Before Zhang Mo knew what was going on, a group of monks came out of the woods and immediately handed them white robes and horses.

From the looks of it, it looks like we are about to ride the last leg of the journey.

Zhang Mo was about to reach out and take it, but Fangri Divine Envoy stopped him and said: "He is an important person and will not come with us."

The temple monks in front of them nodded and then put their things back.

"What do you mean? Why don't we go all the way? We have come this far. Are you going to leave me behind in this last part?"

Zhang Mo asked repeatedly, but no one paid attention.

The Divine Envoy Fangri and the Divine Envoy Xinyue both got on their horses.

After looking at Zhang Mo for the last time, Divine Envoy Fangri said: "See you next time!"

The Divine Envoy of Xinyue also said: "Goodbye! Wait, it's better not to say goodbye."

After saying that, the Fangri Divine Envoy and the Heart Moon Divine Envoy galloped away on horseback.

In Zhang Mo's eyes, they were just companions in the world of mortals. They could go away and live freely, and they could still share the prosperity of the world.

This sect leader is left alone to catch him blind!

Fortunately, Tang Ji still stayed with Zhang Mo.

Zhang Mo glanced at him and felt that it was good to have a loyal subordinate.

But the next moment, Tang Ji opened his mouth and said: "Sect Master, they threw you away like garbage!"

Zhang Mo's face instantly collapsed and he said, "Shut up!"

The other monks around suddenly backed away, and then a big turtle slowly walked over.

He is taller than Zhang Mo, not small in size, and has red hair on his head.

Still an angry bastard!

All the monks in the surrounding area were kneeling on the ground, using their right hands in vain, obviously signaling Zhang Mo and Tang Ji to get on the turtle.

Zhang Mo still sat up with a puzzled look on his face and said, "It's quite a ceremony!"

Tang Ji sat down and looked confused.

"Sect Master, are you asking the spiritual beast to send us away?"

"Is it reliable that the shrine still raises such a spiritual beast?"

Zhang Mo looked around, then lowered his voice and said, "Is this big bastard walking very slowly? He's trying to trick us on purpose!"

Just after he finished speaking, Zhang Mo suddenly saw Wugui turning his head and looking at them with strange eyes.

The meaning of that look is very much like "Are you secretly talking bad about me?"

Zhang Mo immediately shut up. As the saying goes, sit on the turtle and don't talk about it, so as not to be beaten into a ghost.

The other monks retreated into the forest again.

Then Zhang Mo and Tang Ji watched the big turtle's four legs begin to dig at the ground, and the movements were getting faster and faster!

What are you doing?

This is trying to burrow into the ground. I really can’t tell. This is still a burrowing turtle.

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji looked at each other and nodded secretly.

After all, it is a spiritual beast, but it has some skills.

But the next moment, the big turtle suddenly accelerated the two of them, almost throwing them out.

Fortunately, a shield actually raised on the big turtle's back, catching the two of them.

Then, feeling like lightning, the big turtle jumped and flew straight up.

Damn it, Flying Bastard!

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji were both stunned.

The groundbreaking of feelings just now is accelerating!

What breed is this?

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji didn't know what to say, so they could only be led by the flying turtle to fly somewhere ahead.

Through clouds and fog, the Flying Turtle's speed is beyond imagination.

Are you sure this is still a turtle?

The best among turtles!

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji quickly sat down again.

Looking at the clouds rushing past him outside the shield, Zhang Mo exclaimed, "What a bastard!"

Tang Ji followed: "Sect Master, it seems that he is the bastard who specially welcomes us. This treatment is good. It would be even better if we could set up a small oven."

Zhang Mo said with a smile: "The small oven is not very powerful, so I have to buy a special pot and stew it in a pot of tortoise. Stewing tortoise on tortoise's body will make you a real king... a tyrant!"

I almost made a typo and scolded myself for it.

Zhang Mo and Tang Ji smiled happily, and Wugui turned to look at them again.

"I didn't say stew you!"

Zhang Mo said with a smile.

If he hadn't been afraid that the turtle would bite him, he would have wanted to go up and silence the turtle's head.

Tang Ji looked down and said: "Sect Master, this speed is ten times faster than the Dragon Climbing Realm. Even the ordinary Overlord Realm cannot catch up. What a good bastard!"

Zhang Mo said: "Tell me, can I take this spiritual beast back? It's not much better than my sect leader's water unicorn."

Speaking of water unicorn, Zhang Mo was very depressed.

Why are there such lazy monsters in the world? Extremely lazy!

You can’t move even when you poop!

Perhaps the worst business deal this sect leader ever made in his life was raising that pig Qilin.

It seems that we need to find a competitor for it in the future, so as to stimulate its fighting spirit.

In order to prevent this guy from being arrogant due to his favor, he should follow the example of this sect leader and lie down every day.

Are you kidding me? There can only be one person in a sect who can lie flat, and that is the sect leader!

Thinking of this, the more Zhang Mo looked at it, the more he found this flying turtle pleasing to his eyes.

He couldn't help but continue: "Find some time, help me charm this bastard, and then find someone to move it back to Tianshen Sect."

"Isn't this good, Master!"

Tangji shook his head repeatedly.

Zhang Mo said: "You can also sit down in the future."

When Tang Ji heard this, he immediately nodded and said, "Sect Master, leave it to me. I'll give this bastard a strong dose of medicine. It's all right."