I Am a Corrupt Official, But They Say I Am a Loyal Minister!

Chapter 59 We are great martial arts, and fat is beauty!

After Lin Beifan made such a fuss, Doro's envoys took the initiative to pay for things they loved.

I didn't dare to bother Lin Beifan, for fear of losing some of my money.

The little county master was stunned, how could he actually pay for it?

Good guy, she has never seen a diplomat pay for a foreign guest like this!

Pulling Lin Beifan to a corner, he said anxiously, "Lin Beifan, how can you let the VIP pay for it?"

"Why not?" Lin Beifan asked back: "This one will make me pay, that one will make me pay, how much money do I have for them to spend? So, I must immediately interrupt their delusions!"

"If you do this, what if the family gets angry and sue the Empress and Sister?"

"Don't worry, I won't give them that chance!"

Lin Beifan is very confident.

It is absolutely impossible for him to pay for it anyway!

Because the money saved is all his embezzled money!

So, save as much as you can!

After playing around, it was noon, lunch time.

Lin Beifan took everyone back to the Liangji breakfast shop again, and said very generously: "Dear guests, this Liangji breakfast shop has been packaged by me, you can order whatever you want, don't be polite to this official!"

"Master Lin, why is it the Liang Ji breakfast shop again?" A person couldn't help but ask.

Lin Beifan said with a smile, "Prince Hamu said just now that the taste here is good, so I'll bring everyone to try it!"

The corners of Prince Hamu's mouth twitched, I'll just say it politely, you really take it seriously!

So, everyone ate another meal of steamed buns, fried dough sticks and soy milk.

It's dinner time.

"Lord Lin, shouldn't dinner be at Liang Ji's breakfast shop again?" an envoy couldn't help asking.

Today, he ate a dozen buns and drank a bucket of soy milk. He was already afraid of it.

"Don't worry, absolutely not!" Lin Beifan smiled slightly: "He's closed, let's go to the restaurant!"

"I'm relieved!" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Beifan said with a smile: "Prince Hamu, distinguished guests, there will be plenty of activities in the evening! Not only will there be delicious wine and delicious treats, but there will also be singing and dancing performances! In addition, I also invited a few beauties to accompany you..."

The eyes of everyone present lit up.

"Wow! There are delicious wines, singing and dancing performances, and beautiful women to accompany you?"

"Master Lin, you know my heart! Jie Jie..."

"I knew, Lord Lin, you will never let me down!"

"My whole body is more energetic!"

...

Even Prince Hamu couldn't help but smiled: "Lord Lin, it's too expensive!"

Lin Beifan bowed his head and apologized: "The main reason is that I was not well entertained before, and I feel ashamed! So I specially arranged a good one for everyone. I hope everyone can forgive me for my previous mistakes!"

"No need to apologize, we understand!"

"Let's go!"

...

So, under the leadership of Lin Beifan, everyone came to a dilapidated restaurant.

I ate a big pot of rice and drank rice wine mixed with water, but compared to the two meals during the day, I don't know how much better.

"Everyone, before we eat, let's enjoy the song and dance performance!"

Lin Beifan clapped his hands, and saw an old man in white, leading two things that he didn't know were human or ghost.

Then, the old man in white picked up a small horn and blew it hard.

A penetrating voice resounded through the restaurant.

Everyone present felt goosebumps, and then all fell to the ground.

Beneath this instrument, those two people who didn't know whether they were humans or ghosts jumped up with their hot feet.

The place was full of eerie atmosphere.

Prince Hamu looked disgusted: "What kind of musical instrument is this, it seems to be called a soul!"

"This is our country's traditional musical instrument - the suona!" Lin Beifan said with a smile: "As the saying goes, the suona is the king of all kinds of musical instruments! I didn't know what the song meant when I first heard it, but when I listened to it, it was already in the coffin! So I invited the best suona. Master, show everyone!"

"Then what is this dance?" Prince Hamu asked again.

"The name of this dance is called Soul Conjuring. It is the most popular traditional dance in our country. Anyone, no matter if they are alive or dead, will watch it once! It is mainly to refresh the mind and give the soul a home!" Lin Beifan said with a smile: " This dance paired with suona is a perfect match! After watching it, are you feeling more energetic?"

Prince Hamu was stunned: "It's not just mental, it's just nerves!"

"Yeah!" Everyone nodded in shock.

The little princess sitting next to Lin Beifan pulled Lin Beifan and asked in a low voice, "Why did you bring the Bai Shi team here?"

"Because it's cheap, it only takes a few taels for a performance. Who am I not going to invite them?" Lin Beifan said as a matter of course.

"But, no one died, are you really doing this right?" asked the little princess.

"What's wrong with letting them enjoy the scenery after death in advance?" Lin Beifan asked back.

"Humph! I advise you not to listen, I don't care about you!"

The little princess turned his head angrily, picked up the food and ate it wildly.

After half a stick of incense, the frenzied Bai Shi performance finally came to an end.

Lin Beifan said with a smile: "Okay, everyone can have dinner!"

"That...Lord Lin, where's the beauty?" an envoy couldn't help asking.

"Oops! I almost forgot!" Lin Beifan clapped his hands.

A dozen or so bloated, gigantic, and flamboyant old women walked in from outside.

"Masters, you are finally here, it really makes the slave family wait for a while!"

"Come, come, let's have fun together!"

"Don't pity me tonight, okay?"

...

All the people present, all spit out old blood.

Prince Hamu opened his mouth in shock: "Lord Lin, is this the beauty you're talking about?"

Lin Beifan nodded with a smile: "Naturally!"

"But are they too fat?"

Lin Beifan smiled and said, "We are great martial arts, and we take fat as beauty!"

Everyone: "Fuck!"

"But not only fat, but also old..."

Lin Beifan still smiles: "We are big warriors, we respect our elders, and the older we get, the more popular we are!"

Everyone: "Fuck!"

"Master Lin, why don't you call one?"

Lin Beifan said righteously: "This official is not close to women!"

Everyone: "Fuck you..."

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