HP Dear Miss Freak

Chapter 88: Eighty-two, jokes and laughing stock

    "Use my sadness to bring joy to everyone."

    It turns out that with God's perspective, there are still some unexpected surprises. For example, Sylvia never imagined that a Defense Against the Dark Arts class would completely wipe her face.

    "It's alright, Bunny. It's all trivial and not worth mentioning at all." Fred couldn't find a way to comfort him, but he didn't want to see Sylvia lying on his back. She looks sullen in front of her favorite mashed potatoes. His brain was racing, thinking of ways to amuse her.

    "What's wrong with her?" Ron came to the long table and sat down, Harry and Hermione reaching out to cover his mouth at the same time. Now is not a good time to ask questions anyway.

    "Shh! Don't ask!" George turned to give his brother a warning look.

    "What's the matter?" Sylvia looked up at the three children, "Let me think about it, it all starts with a happy morning."

    Have a happy morning.

    Since Remus became a professor, Sylvia woke up full of enthusiasm every morning with a Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

    And every time Sylvia jumped down the stairs in three steps, Fred and George would laugh in tacit understanding, and then shuddered in fear that the little madman would fall on his face .

    "I know you like Professor Lupin very much, but you don't have to be stupid all the time, right? You said that you are wise to chase stars? You don't care what the reason is. Did you use it?" Fred found out that someone like him, who was always casual, started to discipline Sylvia.

    "Aidan Lynch is going to lose his fanatical fans." George shook his head and smiled.

    "Aren't you happy? We finally have an excellent Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. I dare say we can get O in the O.W.Ls exam!" Sylvia pulled excitedly The twins walked forward quickly, "Come on! Can't get the front row seat!"

    "Forgive us! When have we ever sat in the front row of class!" they both lamented, though it was of no use.

     Fortunately, they don't need to be in the front row in today's class. Just as Remus led everyone to the staff lounge, Sylvia immediately understood the content of this lesson. Especially when she saw the old wardrobe, her guess was more certain. Especially when Snape turned around and left, he was even more sure of her thoughts.

    "Come here." Remus beckoned the class to the old wardrobe. The wardrobe suddenly swayed, as if a trapped beast was breaking free from its cage. The Gryffindor lion cubs were noticeably more excited than the Hufflepuffs who were with them today.

    "Then let's start today's lesson." Remus smiled kindly. "There's a Boggart in this closet. Can anyone tell me what a Boggart is?"

    Sylvia raised her hand almost as soon as she heard "what", and the feeling of Hermione possessed for a moment made her very refreshing.

    "Very well, Sylvia." Remus was no stranger to the girl's overly positive reaction to his class. On the one hand, he was glad that the girl liked him as a professor, and he was glad that he could improve her interest in learning, but on the other hand, he was worried that she would fall off the chair when she was excited in each class. Fortunately, there is no chair today, so it will not fall on the ground, right?

    "Boggart will be a shapeshifter, taking on whatever image it thinks most to scare us." Sylvia can almost recite this passage, "and Boggart loves the dark. , enclosed spaces. We'll find it in wardrobes, under beds, in cupboards."

    "Very well said." Remus nodded approvingly, "This one was moved in yesterday afternoon, I asked the principal to ask if they could not disturb it and let me The students have some practice opportunities. And I think it's better for you to deal with it before giving the lower grades practice."

    "We should go back and ask mother Percy if she changed Magus." Fred looked at Sylvia's back and leaned into George's ear, "I'm blinded. Are you sure it's not Percy?"

    "Percy should be ashamed of himself, right? Let him learn from Seale. This is an example." George shook his head in disbelief. Although Sylvia's positive performance in Defense Against the Dark Arts class is not uncommon for the two of them. But every class they have to make fun of once and never get tired of it.

    "Show Mom, Ginny should use Bunny as a role model instead of Percy." Fred nodded approvingly.

    "Although the brothers are not very reliable, Ginny has a good sister-in-law." George laughed and glanced at Fred quietly, "The women in our family are indeed amazing. "

    "Shh! Don't interrupt Professor Lupin's lecture!" Sylvia turned her head sharply, scaring George subconsciously behind Fred. But he was relieved when he was sure that Sylvia didn't notice what he said, and Fred just raised the corners of his mouth unnoticeably.

    “…when I put it out, it will immediately become the most feared thing for each of us.” Remus continued, “This means that when we start We used to have a huge advantage over Boggart. Can anyone tell me what it is?"

    "Because there are so many of us, right?" Fred stopped Sylvia's hand, which he wanted to raise again, and took advantage of the situation, took a step forward, and held the girl's back her hand.

    "It doesn't know what it's supposed to look like!" George was so close to saying "what a fool".

    "That's right." Remus laughed at the young boy's little gesture, "When dealing with Boggart, the best way is to have more people. That way, it's confused. Yes. I once saw a Boggart make a mistake. He wanted to scare two people at the same time, so he turned himself into a half-slug, half-blooded corpse, not scary at all."

    "Half a slug?" Fred sneered in a low voice, "Sounds enough to scare Bunny enough."

    "You have a mouth, don't you? Can you say that?" Sylvia suddenly turned her head and pulled out her hand, clenching her fist into a fist to beat him. In an instant, he stomped on him hard.

    "Can you do it lightly?" Fred muttered, "You're a girl, remember?"

    "I almost forgot! Thank you! Fred!" Sylvia showed a sudden realization, then rolled her eyes and turned her head.

    "I'm afraid you'll go up and beat Boggart later, Searle." George laughed silently.

    "Listen to everyone." Remus made sure everyone's attention was on him again, "Fighting the Boggart spell is simple, but requires willpower. You know, really What scares Boggart is laughter. All you have to do is force it into what you think is ridiculous."

    "To become a ridiculous figure? To become a Bunny?" Fred muttered desperately.

    “Become Searle in Potions.” George made a belly laugh.

    "I warn you both! Don't disturb my class again!" Sylvia was already nervous. She didn't know what she would see. What if it was Snape? What if it was Voldemort? What if someone's body is dead?

    "Let's say this spell without a wand first." Remus pulled out his wand to demonstrate, "Please tell me—funny!"

    "Funny! Ah, this spell is really funny." Sylvia found herself unable to correct this inconspicuous problem.

    "Okay." Everything was under control, much to the new professor's satisfaction, "Fine. But, I'm afraid that's just the easy part. You know, that spell alone isn't enough. Yes. There's a long queue now, has anyone volunteered?"

    "Why did you step back?" Angelina watched Sylvia take a step back, and quickly pushed her shoulders to line up, "Aren't you the number one fan of Professor Lupin? The opportunity to perform is gone?"

    "This... can bend and stretch." Sylvia smiled cheerfully, struggling slightly, but couldn't break free from Angelina's hands.

    "Isn't it up to us at the critical moment?" Fred snorted and raised his hand to gesture to Remus.

    "I'll see what we're afraid of." George was clearly in good spirits.

    "I'm also curious about what they are afraid of?" Li leaned over and whispered, "Afraid of you?"

    "Me?" Sylvia let out an incredulous snort.

    "Seriously, who else can treat them well but you?" Angelina laughed.

    Sylvia also wanted to know what these two fearless guys could be afraid of. Remus waved his wand to open the closet, and this result really left Sylvia speechless.

    A pair of twins who were identical to Fred George came out of the closet, except that they were both wearing glasses and holding notebooks and kept writing something, and they also wore the badge of the president of the student council on the front. There are many words in the exchange of academic issues.

    "Is there something wrong with Merlin's brain?" Fred laughed and broke the silence.

    "We look like Percy! Might as well kill us!" George looked greatly insulted. "Are you ready? Fred?"

    "Are you ready? George?" Fred and George drew their wands at the same time.

    "Funny!"

    Sylvia was quite emotional. How can these two people do everything to make a big scene? It seems that it has its own follow-up light, and wherever you go, it is the most dazzling presence in the center of the stage. Maybe the two of them can really communicate with each other, otherwise how could they tacitly turn the two guys in front of them into Percy's appearance and cause a lot of laughter?

    Is it because they are so similar that Boggart considers them a whole? "Even the things of fear are the same, it's really no one." Sylvia laughed in a low voice.

    "Good job!" Remus grinned at the scene, "Next." The crowd dispersed, Boggart had returned to his original form and was ready to go , looking for his own goals.

    "Why haven't you played yet? Master Senior?" Fred said in a sarcastic tone, "Where is the role model?"

    To Sylvia's surprise, Cedric went straight to Boggart. Years of getting along made her almost forget that Mr. Diggory was not only a considerate friend, but also a gentle gentleman. He quickly tackled his Boggart and backed off in laughter. "There's no shame in our prefect," Cedric whispered as he passed Fred and George.

    "Tsk." Fred wasn't at all happy that his aggressive approach to Sylvia was being messed up like this. And no matter what, it's not the guy's turn to stand up for his girl!

    "What's that **** doing?" George whispered, "How capable did he think he was?" But their attention was quickly drawn to the wheelchair-turned Boggart . Perhaps only Sylvia in the audience understood how heavy the wheelchair in front of Rebecca was.

    "Funny." Rebecca calmly made the wheelchair covered with various flowers, making it look like a work of art. She had a look that she had expected for a long time.

    "What?" Angelina said in disbelief.

      of Muggle writers. We may not know it, but that's her biggest knot, isn't it?"

    "Eh-then-is it your turn? Searle!" Angelina suddenly pushed the girl in her arms to the center of the classroom.

    "Bet or not? Will Syl beat Boggart?" George leaned into Fred's ear and said with a smile.

    But it turns out, no.

    It happened so fast that the twins didn't even have time to place their bets.

    Sylvia thought about what the Boggart in front of her would become. Not Snape, she wouldn't have the guts to let my dear professor dress in women's clothes. And don't be Voldemort, it'll scare other kids. Of course, not to mention anyone's corpse, it would be too embarrassing for anyone.

    But I didn't say...it could be a Flobber caterpillar!

    Such a big one!

    Sylvia stared dumbfounded at the huge caterpillar that had only appeared in a dream and almost reached the ceiling. She really felt what it was when she lost her strength and passed out as soon as her eyes darkened.

    Passed out.

    I passed out in front of Boggart? !

    "That's the story." Sylvia smiled and looked at the three children in front of her, "I hope my pathetic guts can add some fun to your ordinary life. Later Lupin The professor also personally called me to the office to give me confidence."

    To give me confidence!

    This is a shame!

    Having the empathetic Remus invited to the office was not a discussion but a reassurance. But what is gratifying is that he also took Sylvia to visit a lot of magical creatures in the office. She also noticed that there was a cup of wolf poison on the table.

    "Fortunately, Fred caught you right away." George patted Sylvia on the shoulder, "If only you could see that scene, it's quite handsome, although Certainly not as good as me."

    "You're laughing and not moving at all, okay?" Fred gave George a disgusting look, "It's easy to see who is the one who cares about you the most at the critical moment, Bunny."

    "Wait a minute." Sylvia suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Fred, the medical wing you took me to?"

     "Don't thank me, I know I'm fine." He got even more depressed, "It's okay Bunny, I won't think you are too heavy."

    "You leave me alone for a while." Sylvia really wanted to use her wand to cast a splinter spell on the floor, and then she could burrow in with a crack in the ground." From the staff office to the medical wing, how many people will see my immortal appearance?"

    "Are you alright buddy?" George laughed, "Pay attention to our conversation just now, shouldn't you focus on Fred?" there's still a long way to go.

    "Ah yes, Fred, I should thank you." Sylvia patted Fred on the shoulder and turned away from the long table.

      The deputy looked puzzled.

    "Why do you look like an old husband and wife?" Ron was surprised that no one refuted him this time.

    "It means she doesn't mind you holding her at all, isn't it a good thing?" George shrugged.

    "No." Hermione finally spoke after listening for a long time.

    "What do you think?" Fred looked at Hermione. He didn't hide his love for Sylvia for a long time, but that little freak's brain seemed to be really different from ordinary people.

    "You still don't understand why your relationship is stagnant?" Hermione shook her head helplessly, "Because you are too familiar! Fred! Another boy makes an intimate gesture It will make Searle feel ambiguous, but it is different for you. Understand? You are too buddies! Even excessive physical contact like hooking your shoulders or cuddling will not create an ambiguous feeling, because she subconsciously I don't think about it at all."

    "I want to see who dares to have an affair with her?" Fred laughed disdainfully.

    "Yes." Harry imitated Hermione's tone, "Just as Syl got up, Wafflin got up from their long table and followed him out."

     

    The author has something to say:

    First of all, I didn't expect so many friends to go through the sixth level with me. It's so difficult. I'm crying. ! Because level 6 was very depressed, I quickly dyed my hair green as soon as I got back to the dormitory. Although it was the first time I did it myself, I think it was a great success! Green yyds woohoo woohoo! (Starting to talk nonsense

    A previous comment asked if there is any plan to open an advance receipt? I plan to open a new pit after this book is over. Since I had this idea, my brain has started to confuse (?) If it is really possible, I think every college will have a heroine, right? ! As my first book, Searle has actually put a lot of effort into it, and I really, really really love my little Searle. In any case, this book will give you a good explanation, and thank you for your support for so long!

    This chapter is Min Minzi's breakthrough hahaha! The main reason why Fred and Searle's relationship has stalled is that they are so familiar!

    Searle's Lifetime Enemy - Flobber Caterpillar

    Next, we will face a situation where the whole school is fighting and only Sear doesn’t know it hahahaha! Everyone who assists and climbs the wall should be back (after all, Fred is Gryffindor's own person) The good show is almost starting! But let's be honest, anyone who encounters Huo Ge will know that this is a heavyweight opponent.

    Should I give Searle a percentage too? Hahahahahaha!

 

    Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 1 bottle of vinyl chloride;

    Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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