HP Dear Miss Freak

    Matsuko: Welcome to the third issue of the special program "Matsuko's Midnight Show"! Children's Day Special! The host is still me! You are very good but hardworking authors, Matsuko! This show is sponsored by the audience's grandfather's collection commentary nutrient solution!

    Pine Nuts: Oh, do you feel like something is missing? In this episode, George is no longer my assistant, but has become a guest of our show hahaha! And today is Children's Day, so we specially invited 7-year-old Sear, Gemini and 9-year-old Huo Ge! Applause welcome!

    Pine Nuts: In order to save time, I used a spell in advance to let the children know what happened. First of all, a little scream for our little Sil!

    Searle: Hi! Hi Hi Hi! I'm on TV! Mommy!

    Pine Nuts: It's the same, baby, it's the same as when you first came here.

    Searle: (winks) Isn't this my first time here?

    Pine Nuts: I came here once when I was twelve, baby. Again, the special program timeline was advanced to when Seale was seven years old, so the guests still didn't know each other! Let's welcome Fred and George!

    Searle: (pupil earthquake) Fred and George? Is that Fred and George? !

    Fred: Look who's here!

    George: Cheers to us!

    Fred: (frowning feigningly) Disappointing, Miss Moderator, I thought you'd be in need of a lively atmosphere.

    George: (spreads hands) Trust me, lady, without us, your show would be more boring than the late night show on witch radio that mom listened to.

    Song Nuo: (ignoring) Finally, let us invite you, a popular guest, Hoddle!

    Hoddle: (nods) Hi everyone, why am I on the show with these kids?

    Pine Nuts: (laughs) Be kind to Brother Huo.

    Searle: (squinting) Who are you? so tugging?

    Hoddle: If your ears are working, you should be able to hear the host calling my name.

    Fred: George, what do you say? I don't know why, but I really want to put **** in his mouth.

    George: Fred, what do you say? How about just setting his robe on fire? Like with Percy?

    Pine Nuts: Stop! Just sit me down! I know this show is hard to do! Can you all pretend to be good for a while, please? Can we get to the point?

    Searle: I am very happy.

    Songzi: We are not CCTV street picks!

    Searle: (silly) Okay, let's start with the first question, okay?

    Pine Nuts: First of all, let me explain to you that today is Children's Day.

    Fred: Children's Day? There's still this festival?

    George: Isn't that our festival?

    Pine Nuts: Yes, so the first question, what Children's Day gifts do you most want?

    Searle: (raises his hand) me me me me me me! I want to... can only choose one? (pouting)

    Fred: (laughs) Where's the idiot?

    Hoddle: Second.

    Searle: (smile disappears) I originally wanted to say that my wish was to see them again in the future, but now I regret it.

    Fred: Come on! You just obviously couldn't come up with a final idea!

    Searle: But I made up my mind sooner, and now I'm back on it.

    George: Then this wish belongs to me, I want to see them quarrel again, I hope we can meet again in the future.

    Pine Nuts: (pampering) Okay.

    Searle: Too cunning! It's all your fault! Fred!

    Fred: Blame me? You are not only stupid but also arrogant! Does it make sense?

    Searle: (turns head)

    Songzi: Brother Huo, what do you say?

    Hoddle: Can I choose to be interviewed individually?

    Pine Nuts: (relentlessly) No.

    Hoddle: (takes a deep breath) I would like to have a chance to travel, maybe, who knows?

    Pine Nuts: Where's Fred?

    Fred: (pouting) Me? My wish is for this little freak to stop being angry and turn around, okay?

    Searle: (turns back) Then my wish is that Fred will never dare to provoke me.

    Fred: (laughs)

    George: (laughs) Our wish can really come true, right? I haven't seen such a wonderful scene in a long time!

    Matsuko: (laughs) Calm down everyone, next question, what bad things have you done without your parents?

    Fred: (smugly) Seriously? Miss host, are you going to put the program down to tomorrow morning?

    George: (stands hands) We don't mind that's all, it's cheap that you have heard so many wonderful stories.

    Pine Nuts: Let’s talk about popular science, there is a technique called editing. Congrats to Mr. Weasleys for losing the camera, Huo Ge, will you say it first?

    Hoddle: I understand, you prepared this question specially for me, right?

    Pine Nuts: I'm never eccentric. (Do not)

    Hoddle: I don't know, I don't need to report to my parents, right? It's not intentional to hide it from them. If they ask me, I won't feel guilty...

    Searle: (looking at the host) Where did you get such an annoying guy?

    Pine Nuts: (disappointed) No? Have you done anything bad?

    Hoddle: (surely) No.

    Searle: (whispering) This guy is definitely pretending, and it’s too much fun, so boring.

    Hoddle: (raises volume) Yeah yeah! How could anyone be so proud of what they did wrong?

    Fred: Isn't that nice?

    George: It's so much fun!

    Searle: Quiet boys, this is my time. (clears throat) Like... the Muggle kids in the block always say I'm blaming me for nothing! They always lose fights, and they always cry and complain. So I don't fight in front of them, I'll puncture their bike tires, add a few carefully selected bibimbap beans to their chocolate beans, and try to make them fall over...

    Pine Nuts: Baby, are you doing the right thing?

    Searle: No! Not right! You can't learn! This is a positive energy recording studio!

    Fred: A bit of a skill.

    George: We must get along well, girl.

    Matsuko: (laughs) You must get along quite well. Next question, have you ever bullied your brother or sister? How about some fun?

    Hoddle: (Looking at the others) I know you're trying to dig some **** out of me. But unfortunately, there is no, nor can there be.

    Fred: You guys are so boring—

    George: Life is missing a lot of fun-

    Searle: I always make fun of Dora, from tying her shoelaces together and making her fall, to stealing sweets in the middle of the night to blame her.

    Fred: Then you're still some distance away, girl.

    George: Bill is our big brother, and he's always on guard against us. Charlie is too straight, sometimes it feels a little too bad to bully him.

    Fred: There are some, but that doesn't stop us from making him jump. But after he agreed to lend us his broomstick, we were willing to let him get some more restful sleep.

    George: The most interesting is Percy! He can't wait to go to Hogwarts immediately! I heard he had written several letters to Dumbledore asking for early admission.

    Fred: Hey! George! Is this ours too?

    George: Well, that's up for debate.

    Fred: How about my brother? One of my favorite things to do on his bed is to get mom to find out that little Ronnie is wetting his bed at five!

    Hoddle: (disdain) Sounds interesting?

    Searle: (star eye) Isn't that interesting?

    Hoddle: (holding his forehead) I'm a bit... can we move on to the next topic? Excuse me, Miss Moderator, are you asleep?

    Pine Nuts: I heard it with gusto. So next question, what kind of boy or girl do you like?

    Searle: The girl you like? ! Pretty sister I like it all! Pretty sister I like it too!

    Pine Nuts: Baby, what kind of boy should you like.

    Searle: (big disappointment) Can't say girls? Boy - I have too many walls, how do I choose? In any case, no one will reject a good-looking person!

    Hoddle: Well.

    Searle: I always wanted to ask, where did you find this handsome boy?

    Fred: Why aren't you curious about us?

    George: Isn't our charisma obvious?

    Pine Nuts: Answers! Answer the questions, everyone! The word count is skyrocketing which I didn't expect!

    Fred: George likes cute girls.

    George: Fred likes hot girls.

    Searle: Eh- so-

    Song Nuo: I hope you can give more information about each other. What do you say Hoddle?

    Hoddle: I like the girl I like.

    Searle: Is there any difference between you answering and not answering? I'm reporting someone trying to get away with it!

    Hoddle: (reluctantly) I mean, I don't know exactly what it's going to be like. After all, there will be a girl who makes my heart flutter.

    Pine Nuts: Great, I just kept it. Next question, what do you think is love?

    Fred: (smiling) Love? you mean that-

    George: (smiling) That love?

    Pine Nuts: Yes, that is love. What do you think love is?

    Hoddle: Disgusting thing.

    Everyone: what?

    Hoddle: (cough cough) Love is, wanting to do some disgusting things with each other.

    Matsuko: (laughs) How can you be so straightforward in this regard?

    Hoddle: Isn't it? Isn't the way to distinguish friendship and love to see if you are willing to do those things with each other?

    Searle: (weirdly) Too transparent!

    Pine Nuts: What do you say? baby Sil?

    Searle: Love is when you can't help giggling when you think of each other! Thinking of each other all the time, you will be very concerned about the little things.

    Fred: Sounds like your style. Want me to say, love is my girl.

    Pine Nuts: Something, Fred, why didn't you grow up so well?

    Fred: The girl I like is my love.

    George: He's not very good, he's too straightforward.

    Fred: Then you're not being straightforward?

    George: Love is me, right? In the future I will give myself to my girl and she will be able to have love.

    Pine Nuts: Fred, you lost.

    Searle: Really? I think Fred won.

    Hoddle: (laughs)

    Pine Nuts: Not bad, very good, very smooth. So, finally, what would you like to say to yourself eight years later?

    Hoddle: Eight years? Why eight years?

    Pine Nuts: That's Hogge, you're seventeen, and you're in seventh grade at Hogwarts. Silver and George when you were fifteen, in fifth year at Hogwarts.

    Searle: Fifth grade! Then I have a sentence for the fifth grade me: It seems that only you can take care of Fred, and you must shoulder this important task!

    Fred: If you see this little freak, hide as far as possible—just kidding! Let this stupid girl admire you so much that she can't hold anyone else anymore, Fred! Did you hear that? My buddy Fred?

    Searle: (rolls up his sleeves) Huh! May I add one more sentence?

    Fred: (clicking his knuckles) Don't be rude, girl.

    Searle: (pounces on Fred) Why are you so annoying?

    Fred: (Fighting) Can’t afford to lose? Can't afford to lose?

    Pine Nuts: Hey! Why did you end up fighting? Forget it, play it slowly yourself. George, it's your turn.

    George: Well...if they're still fighting a lot, only you can do it, George. I know it's drudgery, but you must have fun right?

    Song Nuo: Brother Huo, come on with a value.

    Hoddle: You're fine, keep it up.

    Pine Nuts: Poof! Alright… ok ok, then—(looking at Syl and Fred scrambling together) Happy times are always short, please join me in saying the final blessing—

    Happy Children's Day!

    No matter how many nights and days you have endured, no matter how many joys and sorrows you have sung, there will always be a few people.

    I wish you all, friends:

    Always young, always love yourself.

    The author has something to say:

    Happy Children's Day! Everyone should be happy! Hope the little ones can bring happiness to you too!

    I will give you a song "How old are you", which I like very much, hahahaha

    This interview is mainly about crazy hints of the text content, hahahahahaha! Just the feeling that you are destined to be entangled! I just love this feeling!

    June has also begun, I hope this month will be happier and easier than the previous month! I hope I can pass the CET-6 test at one time. If there are friends who have signed up for CET-6 or CET-4 in the first half of this year like me, we must pass the test, okay? I drank the Fuling potion! !

    It’s been a long time since I’ve done any extras. It’s also because I’ve been busy this semester, and then the handwriting I mentioned last time. Last year, I worked very hard to draw two hp handwritings hahahaha

    Anyway, let's work together in June! Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2021-05-26 19:31:33~2021-05-3019:42:54~

    Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: Say 63 bottles; Eryi 10 bottles; a friend 3 bottles;

    Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!