HP Dear Miss Freak

    Matsuko: Welcome to the second issue of the special program "Matsuko's Midnight Show"! The host is still me! You are very good but hardworking authors, Matsuko! This show is sponsored by the audience's grandfather's collection commentary nutrient solution! First of all, a warm welcome to my assistant, Mr. George Weasley!

    George: Long time no see! Did you miss me?

    Pine Nuts: So my George, bring over our guests from today's show!

    George: A round of applause for our three old friends: Miss Sylvia Tonks, Mr. Fred Weasley, Mr. Hoddle Waughlin. (waves wand)

    Searle: Hey! It's you! (looking at Matsuko) I'm in the studio again?

    Fred: Ha! long time no see! Do viewers miss me?

    Searle: Did you integrate too quickly? Are you so familiar? (pats Fred on the shoulder)

    George: This is called good business ability.

    Fred: Did you hear that?

    Hoddle:…

    Songzi: Brother Huo, why don't you come?

    Hoddle: Well, hello everyone. (perfect smile)

    Searle: It's all here, so you don't have to pretend, be real

    Songzi: There is not much time for you to say hello. We would also like to welcome today's flying guests!

    George: Who? You didn't write it in my script!

    Pine Nuts: That’s—our daddy—Draco!

    Draco: Who allowed you to call me bro? What the **** is this name?

    Pine Nuts: For the sake of progress, we let Draco know our rules beforehand.

    Fred: It’s so pitiful, if you only come here once, you won’t be able to remember anything.

    Draco: Huh? Do you think I'm rare? Weasley?

    George: No quarrels are allowed in our studio!

    Songzi: Are you stealing my lines again?

    Searle: They know each other too well. (sorry smile)

    Fred: Miss Moderator, what questions have you prepared to embarrass us this time?

    Pine Nuts: How can it be embarrassing? Exchange and exchange hahahaha!

    Draco: Why do I have to stay with these guys and record the show? Can we start sooner and end sooner?

    Pine Nuts: Don't be so angry, Draco. Many viewers and friends like you very much, and your popularity is very high. I invited you here at the request of everyone.

    Draco: I'm popular? Is there any doubt about this? (raises head)

    Fred: See, whose home is here, Malfoy.

    Searle: Look, we mature people don't do that. (Leaning to Hoddle)

    Hoddle: Don't put me in the same category as you? Sounds like a bargain.

    Searle: Can't you give me some face every now and then?

    George: (looking at Matsuko) You should have discussed the guest list with me earlier. I think they can quarrel till the show is over.

    Songzi: You don't understand, this is called the program effect. (smiling and waving hands)

    Draco: So should we start? Until when?

    Pine Nuts: Very good! Draco! Can cue process! Would you like to be my assistant next time?

    George: No! This is my job!

    Pine Nuts: Okay. The warm-up period is over. Our question and answer session has officially started.

    Searle: All applaud! Big applause!

    Pine Nuts: It's useless to be courteous, little Sier. First question, what do you think of our flying guests? Speak the truth.

    Draco: Huh?

    Searle: Our baby dragon is very good! Although his temper is a little worse, his mind is a little smaller, and his upbringing is a little lacking, he is still a likable boy.

    Draco: How dare you! You know what will happen if you offend me!

    Fred: Boy, why don't you have any momentum when you speak ruthlessly?

    Draco: You!

    Hoddle: Don't you. If you want me to say that you can go back directly. Isn't it a lot of bugs to find that guy's flaws?

    Searle: Hey! You can't teach kids like this!

    Pine Nuts: It's so lively, are you right? George?

    George: It would be more lively if the studio allowed fights. (ecstasy)

    Pine Nuts: Okay! Second question: Fred, everyone is worried for you about your delay in understanding!

    Searle: Everyone is very concerned about your relationship, Fred, you can't let everyone down understand? hurry up. (pat Fred)

    Pine Nuts: Poof

    Fred: Ha! If I, Fred Weasley, tried to chase girls, wouldn't I be able to catch them?

    Hoddle: Pfft

    Fred: What are you laughing at, Waughlin?

    George: Why doesn't the problem go away without Wafflin? Why don't you care about our Ravenclaw courtship? (looks at hand card)

    Searle: That's what you don't understand, George. How can girlfriend fans want their male gods to have objects?

    Fred: What do you mean? (Puts on Sylvia's shoulder and pulls out a menacing smile)

    George: Fred has no girlfriend fans? (laughing out loud)

    Song Nuo: It's all said here, and everyone is very concerned about your attitude, baby Searle.

    Searle: Me? I'm busy with my career, how can I have time to fall in love! I recommend everyone to be my girlfriend fan!

    Fred: Again? How many little girls have you lied to?

    Hoddle: See? everyone? Time to stay out of danger girls, some are like drugs. If you don't touch it, you don't know, once it gets in contact, it will lead to an unimaginable end.

    Searle: If you dare to stop me from meeting a girl, I will fight with you! (grins teeth)

    Pine Nuts: Okay, it seems that Brother Huo has also found the status. I would like to ask: Hodel, do you have any experience to share about everyone who thinks that your emotional intelligence has suddenly become high this semester and suddenly become very good?

    Hoddle: I was not emotionally intelligent before? (raises eyebrows)

    Searle: See no! Time to stay out of danger girls! You don't know how terrifying he is! What should I do with such a good man? run!

    Pine Nuts: Don't do that, Searle. Although Huo Ge has the additional skills of attracting bees and butterflies, he will still be very specific.

    Hoddle: I wondered if you were helping me.

    Draco: You're that Waughlin that Pansy and Daphne always talk about? Really long respected name.

    Hoddle: I'd be happier if you heard about me from Professor Snape, Malfoy.

    Draco: You do have a bit of a skill. But I don't like the guy who pretends to be a little smart.

    Searle: Wow! How dare you tell someone else?

    Draco: Wow! Every word you say is like an idiot.

    Matsuko: Draco, audience members have mixed opinions on you, do you have confidence in attracting fans in the future?

    Draco: How ridiculous! What is the problem? What more do I need to do to win the likes of others?

    Searle: Right! Dragon baby! Very spine!

    Draco: And you're obviously inconsistent. Didn't you say I'm popular before? (raised head)

    Searle: That's what you don't understand, baby dragon, black and red are also red. (thumbs up)

    Fred: I don't know why, George and I don't have to do anything but a lot of people like us.

    Searle: Is it cheap, Fred? Too cheap. How do girls like you like this?

    Fred: Worry about yourself first. How charismatic I am isn't it obvious on the Quidditch pitch?

    Pine Nuts: Fred, having said that, are you also worried about Seale's relationship?

    Fred: Right? Who has the courage to marry Bunny?

    Draco: Oh, who likes such a rough and unreasonable girl?

    Hoddle: Look, you won't get mixed reviews. The eyes of the crowd, Miss Tonks.

    Searle: Should I go? Am I going? (hands farewell)

    Pine Nuts: Come back, a wonderful question. Fred, what kind of boy do you think Seale is for?

    Searle: Why let him speak? Shouldn't I be asking what I like?

    Fred: Is there a better boyfriend at Hogwarts than Fred Weasley? Sorry I can't think of anyone better than me. Bunny, you are really difficult. How can I look down on other people by spending all day with someone as good as me?

    Searle: Have a face, Fred, it's live. (dislike)

    George: I need to correct that with someone as good as I am.

    Searle: You too, George.

    Pine Nuts: Hoddle, here comes your question: Excuse me, what do you think of Searle now?

    Hoddle: What?

    Searle: Is this show really aimed at me?

    Matsuko: Many viewers feel that your attitude towards Searle has changed a lot. Both think - you like Searle.

    Searle: Huh? ! !

    Draco: Is this an emotional show? (laugh)

    Pine Nuts: Yes, Draco, I can pick up the conversation. It seems that we will have to arrange for you to come a few more times in the future.

    Fred: Why don't you answer soon? Waughlin.

    George: Fred, why are you so interested in this question? (laughing out loud)

    Hoddle: (clears throat) Yeah. I just love Sylvia Tonks. I really like her so much. I couldn't help thinking that she couldn't concentrate at all in class every day. Every day I peek at her in the auditorium. Every day I wonder if I can run into her when I go to the library. every day…

    Searle: Stop! thank you! Disgusting!

    Hoddle: It's good to be sick. (smiles) Do you still want to hear it?

    Songzi: Brother Huo is really good—(sighing)

    Fred: Sounds like a pervert.

    George: I'll translate for Fred, he wants to say: Covet my buddy, I'll kill you.

    Fred: Well, that's not what I said. (innocent face)

    Pine Nuts: Hey, Draco. You said you could go to Gryffindor to cause trouble when you have nothing to do. Are you trying to get Harry's attention? Or is it Ron's attention? still…

    Draco: I warn you not to talk nonsense!

    Fred: There's really no deterrent, kid. (shakes head)

    George: Do you want the big brothers to teach you?

    Searle: Would I be able to avoid these problems if I also slobbered?

    Draco: Are you saying I'm sloppy? (stares)

    Hoddle: Don't be afraid of her, Malfoy. I'm worried for you if you dare to be angry and dare not say anything.

    Matsuko: I didn't expect Draco to come over and everyone would bully him. Why don't I invite your father over next time?

    Draco: Are you mocking me?

    Pine Nuts: Yes.

    Searle: Don't be mad at our baby dragon, he's just a child. (laugh)

    George: Happy times are always so short! (looks at watch)

    Draco: Happy? End it now! I don't want to come again!

    Pine Nuts: It may not be up to you.

    Searle: Look at the word count, is it the end of the day?

    Pine Nuts: Did you hear that? It's zero o'clock! . Ladies and gentlemen, come and say a few auspicious words with you.

    Searle: Chinese New Year? Then I'll come first! The New Year's bell has rung! Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable time together!

    Matsuko: You can finally say this logically (laughs)

    Searle: I wish all the audience, the audience, the audience, the ladies, the friends, the brothers and sisters! happy New Year! Happy family to you all! All is well! Healthy body! Extra cash! forever Young! Always cute!

    Fred: Thank you for supporting the Weasleys and Bunny! Fred is here to wish you all a happier day than us in the new year!

    Hoddle: Thank you for your continued love. I wish everyone who is still studying can get much better grades than me! Every exam must be passed! Gold title! Good luck to everyone who is working hard! Working smoothly! Realize your dreams early!

    Draco: Want me? Fine. wish you a happy new year. Okay?

    Pine Nuts: Thank you for your continued support. The second episode of the show has come to an end. Or that sentence, only if you like it can we have our next program! everyone! happy New Year!

    Searle: For such a family-friendly festival, let me give you a song "Unforgettable Tonight"!

    Fred: I'll go first, everyone.

    George: Bye bye! Bye bye friends!

    Searle: Don't go! Hear me sing!

    The author has something to say:

    Happy New Year!

    First of all, I would like to thank you all for your support! The collection has exceeded 700! I'm going to draw a new cover when I break 1000 (presumably it'll be Searle and Fred)

    Thank you for your company, I am very familiar with the ids of many friends hahahaha!

    Then this chapter, when I put the content of the article here, there is no problem with the indentation of the first line, but the preview of the article is a bit uneven. I don't know what it will be like 555

    Say something to compare. But I do think so. I am very happy that my writing has improved a little under everyone's supervision. I will continue to work hard!

    I know my writing is slow hahahaha, so I want to work harder for everyone to read more during the Chinese New Year. Although I can only do it twice a week, I will try my best to produce extras! I will try my best to help you all! Try to write as long as possible! Try to present more interesting stories to everyone! !