HP Dear Miss Freak

    Matsuko: Welcome to the special "Matsuko's Midnight Show"! This host is your very good but hardworking author Matsuko! This show is sponsored by the audience's grandfather's collection commentary nutrient solution! First of all welcome to my assistant Mr. George Weasley!

    George: Hi! everyone! I'm a much handsomer George than Fred!

    Pine Nuts: So George, bring over our guests from today's show!

    George: Let us welcome three of our guests today: Miss Sylvia Tonks, Mr. Fred Weasley, Mr. Hoddle Waughlin. (waves wand)

    Songzi: Don't grab the host's words! You just rely on me to like you, right? (pushes George aside and sits down)

    Sylvia: Where is this?

    Fred: Hey? George, you brought us here?

    Hoddle:…

    Songzi: Welcome three guests to our show! Everyone applaud! applaud! I'm Matsuko, the host, just treat this as your own home.

    Fred: Be your own home? you sure?

    George: (with arms folded) Too bad, Fred, I'll stop you as the show's assistant.

    Fred: (squinting) How did you become an assistant?

    Sylvia: The show? We are in the studio now! I'm on TV?

    Pine Nuts: In a sense, yes.

    Sylvia: I'm on TV!

    Hoddle: Should I explain?

    Pine Nuts: You can understand it this way. We are in another time and space. The audience and friends in the studio are all witnesses to your story.

    Sylvia: (surprised) What? This turned out to be Truman's world?

    Fred: So we're famous?

    Hoddle: You mean everyone here knows our business?

    Pine Nuts: Yes, so can we start today's interview? everyone?

    Hoddle: Whatever magic you used, we'll find a way to stop this connection when we get back.

    Pine Nuts: This is definitely space magic that you can't handle, Hoddle. The memory of this place disappears when you leave it, and it will be revived the next time you come back.

    Sylvia: What? And next time?

    Fred: (laughs) Isn't that bad? Where are my fans?

    Pine Nuts: Fred, please don't bring your own rhythm! And you! George! Sit down for me! (looks to the side)

    Hoddle: (spreads hands) Okay, so what questions to interview us?

    Pine Nuts: First of all, does Little Seale have any regrets about life at Hogwarts now?

    Sylvia: Sorry? Can you have more little beauty?

    Fred: Do you have any regrets? Do you have any regrets about having such good friends as me and George?

    Sylvia: Shut up, this is my camera time.

    Pine Nuts: Okay, I see. So, Fred, what's your explanation for your inadvertent coquettish behavior in front of Searle?

    Fred: (stares) Coquette? !

    Sylvia: What is in front of me? Not in front of others?

    Pine Nuts: Well, everyone thinks Fred is cute.

    Sylvia: (pats Fred on the head) Of course he's cute.

    Fred: Don't use that word for me!

    Matsuko: Next question, Hodel, what do you think the audience friends call you Huo Ge?

    Sylvia: Huo Ge Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Why is no one calling me bro?

    Hoddle: (gives a sideways glance at Sylvia) I'm really sorry for the noisy classmates affecting everyone's viewing experience. I think this name is very good, please call it more.

    Fred: I just wanted to ask why this dude from nowhere was interviewing with us?

    Hoddle: This sentence is returned to you as it is.

    Pine Nuts: No fights in the studio, your wands won't work here. Not even dung! Fred!

    Hoddle: (smiles) I'm sorry for the irritable classmates that affected everyone's viewing experience.

    Fred: Why does this man speak so poorly?

    Sylvia: I agree with you on that.

    Pine Nuts: OK, next question. Excuse me, Xiao Xier, can you chat with us about the unknown secrets of these two male guests?

    Sylvia: (blinks) Of course! I can make fans of both of them directly disillusioned today. (rolls up sleeves)

    Songzi: (arch fire) We can talk about everything in our program. Fred and Hoddle also welcome you to spy on Searle.

    Sylvia: Whew! ! They dare not.

    George: Take it easy, man. You have to be confident that you have no black material.

    Hoddle: Don't you dare?

    Fred: I don't need to tell her about the ladies first, can I? Miss host.

    Pine Nuts: Please speak.

    Sylvia: (stares)

    Fred: You win, okay? (rolls his eyes and turns his chair to the other side)

    Hoddle: See? Audience friends? Is there a more arrogant girl than this? No.

    Sylvia: Who allowed you to use interrogative sentences? What is arrogance? I am a charisma!

    Fred: (turning back) Although I don't know who this brother is, you can see clearly.

    Sylvia: Shut up.

    Hoddle: The first time I met someone who needed to sign a long-term contract to a cauldron shop to make potions, it really gave me a lot of insight.

    Sylvia: (raises her head) So what?

    Hoddle: I hope you can see that, boiling a potion is like defuse a bomb, it's pretty funny.

    Sylvia: Thank you so much.

    Songzi: What about the two of you talking about cross talk?

    Sylvia: Huh? How can I give this guy a hoot?

    Hoddle: Also flirting with all kinds of little girls all day, I think the principal needs to issue new school rules to make girls be careful about Miss Tonks.

    Sylvia: No! ! You are so vicious! How can there be no cute girls by my side!

    George: Dumbledore wouldn't do that.

    Sylvia: That's right! George!

    Fred: (turns back again) See? Intermittent illness and mental decline. Sometimes I don't even know what to say about her.

    Sylvia: It's best if you don't say it! (shoves so hard that Fred falls to the ground with the chair)

    Fred: Is this a work injury? (covers arms)

    Pine Nuts: You don't want to touch my porcelain. Don't think about it.

    Fred: You guys don't know how Searle usually beat me and George. Merlin's cashmere nightcap! How could a girl be so fierce?

    Matsuko: So if I give you another chance, will you choose a gentle and lovely girl to be your friend?

    Fred: Can I choose to answer this question without Bunny hearing the answer?

    Pine Nuts: Of course (signing George to cast a spell)

    Sylvia: (stares) Why don't you ask me what I think?

    Fred: Who said Bunny was not gentle and cute?

    Pine Nuts: Well, why not let Seale hear it?

    Fred: I'm afraid she's laughing too hard and scaring you all.

    George: I testify! Searle's laughter was infectious.

    Hoddle: Couldn't have laughed more stupidly.

    Sylvia: I can hear every sentence except Fred's answer, hello? Are you alright? Is this show designed to attack me?

    Pine Nuts: It's your turn, baby Searle, feel free to say anything you want.

    Sylvia: They both have so many flaws that I don't even know where to start.

    Hoddle: Oh? I'm curious.

    Sylvia: Hoddle Waughlin. Narcissistic, conceited, self-righteous, pretentious, self-indulgent, self-indulgent, hopefully you can be a little self-aware.

    Hoddle: Don't you say it's just one o'clock?

    Sylvia: Then I can say it!

    Fred: (smugly) Those words would never apply to me.

    Sylvia: Fred Weasley. You can save a bunch of socks without washing them, throw your hands on the ground without drying them after you wash them, eat and talk, always forget that I'm a girl, never make the bed, talk too much and hurt people, but I can't say anything about me - Frey De! You can't use violence to stop me from exposing your shortcoming! (slapped **** the head by Fred)

    George: Give Seale a piece of parchment and she can write a fifteen-inch essay on Fred's Shortcoming!

    Sylvia: Where do you think you are? Aren't all your stinky bugs copied?

    Fred: But isn't it your favorite to play with us?

    Sylvia: All in all, in a nutshell. An arrogant and a megalomaniac. (each hand points to a boy)

    Pine Nuts: So do you prefer a heartless or a megalomaniac?

    Sylvia: What? ! My agent didn't tell me about this one!

    Matsuko: (friendly laugh) Wake up kid, you don't have an agent.

    Sylvia: Are you killing me? Is it possible to ask such a question? In front of them both?

    Fred: God, do you need to think about that?

    Hoddle: Ibid.

    Matsuko: (with a simple face) Yes, everyone must be very curious about this question.

    Sylvia: That's too embarrassing, isn't it? What **** came up with such a deadly question?

    Pine Nuts: Me.

    Sylvia: Sorry.

    Pine Nuts: Please give your answer, Searle.

    Sylvia: Can I choose George?

    George: (excited) Of course!

    Fred: (glares) No!

    Pine Nuts: Don't think about it, George is mine.

    Sylvia: No, why do I have to choose between the ignorant and the megalomaniac? You can't do this! Can't I like a normal person?

    Fred: Why can't you say my name right away? ? !

    Hoddle: You look like the most abnormal of us.

    Songzi: What if you never met any normal people in your life? Have to choose one?

    Sylvia: What? I am so miserable?

    George: You're going to be beaten up by both of them and I'm not going to save you.

    Matsuko: Once again, we cannot fight in the studio. Fred, don't threaten Seale with your bat, no matter why you carry it around her neck.

    Hoddle: When can we end? I still don't want to ridicule her in front of everyone and save her face.

    Sylvia: Are you trying to save yourself some face?

    Hoddle: You really don't save yourself any face.

    Pine Nuts: Okay! Our show is coming to an end! It's a new year in this time and space. I hope you three can send New Year's greetings to your friends who have been supporting you!

    Sylvia: I know this one! The New Year's bell has rung! Unforgettable tonight, unforgettable time together!

    Pine Nuts: We are not the Spring Festival Gala.

    Sylvia: I wish all the audience, the audience, the audience, the ladies, the friends, the brothers and sisters, a happy new year! Searle is here to send you the most sincere wishes!

    Fred: I will always do what I say. Friends who like us can get a Weasley Brothers trick spree! Errol flies slower! Everyone please forgive me! In the new year, we hope that you will have more joy here!

    Hoddle: Well, I'll give you some phlegm.

    Pine Nuts: Thank you for your support! Only with your love can we have our next program! In the new year, I hope you have the enthusiasm of Searle, the talent of Gemini, and the wisdom of Hoddle. In 2021, our story continues, so stay tuned!

    The author has something to say:

    I don't know if you like this kind of extravagance hahahaha! I plan to do a sequel to this show for a long time! (Mom doesn't have to worry anymore that I can't think of extra bushi)

    If there are any interesting comments, I will add them to the interview questions hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha if there are any interesting comments, there will be a flying guest in every episode! As usual, whoever has the loudest voice will invite whoever he is, hahahaha (Let me see who is the top of Hogwarts!)

    2021 is here! This is a New Year's Eve gift for everyone! All-you-can-drink Fuling for the New Year!

    Here, I would like to thank you all again! In fact, I feel very emotional. Since junior high school, I have been writing fangirls one after another, whether it is a short daily life, a knife or a candy, or a long story, but the middle way is broken. This is my first official serialization on a platform, and to be honest, the response is much better than I expected. I say flattered from the heart. So I really really appreciate your support for me! This is really important to me!

    I mentioned at the beginning that I wanted to save me, and I also wanted to fulfill my Hogwarts dream, so I started writing the story of Seale. Originally, I had the idea that if someone liked me, I would keep writing, but when more and more friends supported me, I was very happy with the pressure and motivation. I am very afraid of bugs and ooc. I am very nervous every time I update, and I am afraid that something goes wrong. It is precisely because of this that I will go to and revise it repeatedly before each update. There are many whims and small foreshadowings in the memo of the mobile phone. So here I would like to thank my good friend Ah Mo! She has been helping me correct many typos and meticulously helping me find bugs! (I really wrote that it is easy to have a lot of typos and funny bugs)

    I'm very grateful, it's your love for Searle that keeps me growing, so I hope to have better stories to give back to you.

    In summary,

    In the new year, give me more advice.