House Dad’s Literary Life

What is the happiest thing?

I feel that many things are very happy, but it is difficult to choose the happiest thing! So, say a super happy thing? I have an idea.

I saw the little girl licking her eyes and said: "Mr. Cai, I told you, I am jealous, and Ma Ma, and my brother went to Australia to play, because Lu Weisha went to Australia to play, give me I sent a photo of the kangaroo, so I took me to Australia to play."

“Who is Lu Weisha?” Teacher Cai heard the name of a foreigner, and she asked with some curiosity.

Speaking of Lu Weisha, I said with some regret: "Lu Weisha is my good friend, but she went back because her sister wants to go back to work."

However, as he spoke, his emotions rose again: "But Lu Weisha, Lu Weisha, she is at her house, we can also meet, I use a computer, you can call Lu Weisha, so I can Talk to Lu Weisha!"

Teacher Cai felt that she had found a reason for her good English. She smiled and asked: "Is Lu Weisha a foreigner? Is she an Englishman or a riceman?"

"No!" He shook his head and said honestly, "Lu Weisha is a Swede."

Teacher Cai felt that her world view had collapsed. She also knew a few foreign foreign teachers who were invited by Huijia Elementary School. How did the children start to know the Swedes?

“Cough!” Teacher Cai coughed twice and asked what she later regretted. “Hey, then you communicate with Lu Weisha, is it in English?”

He nodded and shook his head. She tried to explain to a lot of problems with Teacher Cai: "No, we speak English, but I can speak Swedish with Lu Weisha, and Lu Weisha also learns to say Chinese! Hey, Teacher Cai, Lu Weisha still can't speak Chinese before! Now she is very good, super powerful!"

You are also super amazing!

When Teacher Cai heard that she would still speak Swedish, she was already embarrassed, and she couldn’t help but vomit.

Where is this child sacred? Why are you so bad?

And why can it be done, so smart, so cute?

Doesn't it mean that genius is isolated?

The other three teachers are already sluggish and even numb!

Of course, it is possible that they are voicing in their hearts: "Mr. Cai, this is not a question to be asked in the exam. Why do you ask so much?"

The much-hitting teacher, Cai, did not want to confirm that she would not understand how much Swedish she would know. I saw Teacher Cai smiled reluctantly and said, "Okay, hey, you continue to say things that you feel very happy!"

I just talked about kangaroos. Several teachers think that the happiest thing to do is to see kangaroos in Australia.

But what I didn't want to say was this. The little girl Barabara said a lot of words and finally got around and Dad went to the sea to find a big fish.

"...super dolphins, they will jump like this, oh, jump, jump up, jump." Hey, not for fun, the little girl still looks at her little hand and looks at the dolphins. The action of jumping up on the sea, "I said, the dolphins are also big fish, because..."

He is also talking about a bunch of popular sciences. These are all she heard from her father. The little girl may not remember it, but she can still repeat it.

Teacher Cai is very good. Don't look at her being "struck". Even compared with the former one, she began to wonder if her smart and lovely child is a bit stupid, but her attitude towards her is as gentle as ever. patient.

Even when I talked about my happy things, I said a lot of nonsense nonsense, but Teacher Cai was not bothered and listened with a smile.

"So, the most happy thing you think is to go out with your father and see the dolphins, right?" Teacher Cai concluded in one sentence.

I nodded.

"Great! You told Mr. Cai a very interesting story!" Teacher Cai once again gave a thumbs up.

He smiled sweetly. She sat in a chair and twisted her buttocks. She looked at Teacher Cai with her eyes. She was still waiting for the next question.

Is this an exam? No, the exam is something that has long been left behind. Now I feel that this teacher Cai is as good as her kindergarten teacher and likes to listen to her story.

Teacher Cai looked at the time and said, "Okay, hey, Teacher Cai wants to ask the last question! After you answer this question, the exam is over. The problem is, let's go shopping with your mom and dad. the mall."

With wide eyes and listening to the problem intently, when I heard this, the little girl still had a bright eye and a happy smile.

She likes to go shopping!

And it is to go shopping with Dad, Dad will buy her a lot, many bears!

However, Teacher Cai did not ask this question. She talked about the problem that she had never encountered or even thought about: "If you accidentally lost with your mom and dad, in a very large mall. I can't find my father or mother. What should you do?"

Suddenly, this cockroach really doesn't understand, Yang Hao, the big fool, never thought about teaching this question.

However, Yang Lan usually took his shackles out of the house. He always put his daughter's affairs in the first place. He never thought about the problem that would be lost.

......

After more than ten minutes, Yang Lan received the help of the guidance teacher.

On the way back to the RV, I was a little sad and told Dad that I didn’t know how to answer this question.

"... Later, Teacher Cai said that Teacher Cai said that I can go to the security guard uncle." He said with a small mouth.

Although Teacher Cai said very timidly, it doesn't matter if the question can't be answered. But in the future, we must understand these emergency methods. In addition to looking for the security uncle, Teacher Cai also teaches to go to the front desk to find people to broadcast, but also pay attention to find The content of the person's broadcast.

Of course... I don’t understand the concept of tracing people, so she didn’t say it.

Yang Hao touched his nose and found his own negligence. When he blamed himself, he quickly thought about the solution.

"You can do this too! You told others that I lost my father. Can you call my dad on your mobile phone?" Yang said, "Daddy's mobile number you have to remember, 13xxx..."

Yang Lan read a string of numbers: "Remember?"

曦曦 Memory is still possible, she can repeat it after listening to it twice. Of course, this Yang Lan will take another test in the future, let her deepen her memory.

"Wait, you can't just find someone to borrow a mobile phone, because you don't know if he is a good person or a bad person. You can go to the public phone booth. This is not the case... forget it, Dad goes back and gives you a portable small mobile phone. Go out, you can hang on your body, so you can call your dad when you encounter something," Yang said.

The more he pondered, the more fresh ideas he came up with. For example, he could take out the chip of the calling card and make a mobile phone disguised as a necklace. You only need to press one of the keys, and the necklace will automatically dial to yourself. phone!

By the way, you can also add a satellite positioning function, even if you don't call yourself, you can find her by positioning!

This is not only useful when you are lost, but, in case, what dangers you encounter, you can find her in time!

Yes, you can also give Murphy and Xiao Yan one, and Yang Lan can disguise this thing as a wooden necklace.

Yang Yu thinks more and thinks that these things are necessary. Even if life is calm now, Yang Lan has to be prepared for danger...

Yang Lan did not pay attention. What I actually care about is that she did not answer this question.

"Hey, am I not doing well? Didn't the teacher give me a little red flower?" After waiting for his father to finish the game, he whispered a small mouth and asked with grievances.

"Ah?" Yang Lan returned to God. He smiled and said, "How come? You are doing very well! Just now the teacher is not boasting that you are embarrassed?"

“Mr. Cai also said that I am very smart!” I just had some happiness and regretted it. “But, I didn’t answer the question that Teacher Cai asked.”

"No one is perfect. You have worked hard. You have answered so many questions and performed very well. It is worthy of praise!" Yang Hao said comfortably. "Mr. Cai praised you for being smart, and of course gave Dad a Xiaohonghua, let me give you daddy after returning home!"

Yang Lan still doesn't know that her daughter has already surprised the examiners and teachers! He is also worried that he is not doing well enough and he is over-representing himself.

In his opinion, he has already performed very well. At such a young age, he has to face the exam alone. He hasn’t cried yet. Going home and stacking a little red flower for her, reward it, it should be!

Undoubtedly, he was surprised to hug his father's neck and asked excitedly: "Really?"

"Really, but remember..." Yang Lan hasn't finished, so he added his next words.

"I know! Hey!" I saw the little girl laughing and eating, her eyes bent and the little fingers stood in front of her mouth, and she snorted, "Don't tell Xiner!"

"Awesome! Come, give Dad a kiss, mu~a!"