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Chapter 864: Connecting Chickens and Basketball

Xiao Ai was speechless after hearing Yang Tian's words. This was her first business after coming to Soul Pawn Shop. Not long ago, she just discovered that Chen Mo was still in a state of full blood and wanted to do well in front of Chen Mo. performance, so she really wanted to make this deal happen.

But Yang Tian, ​​the cute little freshman, is really a bit outrageous!

You don't treat valuable things like love, friendship, marriage, longevity, and appearance as the most useless fears for her! Why did she collect this thing?

Just let her do a loss-making business right after opening the door, right?

You know how to pawn!

Seeing Yan Moai's expression, Yang Tian murmured in his heart. Could it be that the landlady was dissatisfied with what he was doing?

Thinking about it, the nature of this soul pawnshop should be similar to that of Pawnshop No. 8. It must collect beautiful things from human nature. How much is a negative emotion like fear worth? What's the difference between using this in exchange for the opportunity to embark on the path of spiritual practice and having **** for nothing!

"Boss, you don't look very good. Is it because you are afraid that you can't pawn?" Yang Tian asked tentatively.

Xiao Ai shook her head: "No, I told you that we accept and treat everything here, whether it is emotions, luck or cause and effect, we can accept it, and as long as you pay the starting price, we can give it to you even if you want to be the king. You got it!"

"No need! I'm not that ambitious, I just want to gain the power to protect myself. So boss, if you can be fearful, why do you still look ugly? Is it because my fear is not worth the price?"

"..." Xiao Ai was silent for a while and shook his head: "This is not the reason. Even if it is the same way of cultivation, the specific content is very different. Different things have different prices. The soul has things that the soul can exchange for, and fear also has things that match it. Something with a price tag.”

"That's it." Yang Tian breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he was not asked to add money.

"Okay, I'll just treat it as my fear."

"Are you really going to stop thinking about it? Although fear can indeed be used as a pawn, I really don't recommend that you **** it."

Um? Is this landlady trying to sell me something?

"Ahem...Boss, it actually doesn't matter whether I practice or not. I mainly just want to eliminate the fear in my heart, so..."

Xiao Ai raised her hand to interrupt Yang Tian.

"Don't be impatient to listen to what I have to say. We are a conscientious company and will never cheat or deceive our customers. If you still choose to **** after you understand the consequences of losing fear, then we will sign the contract immediately!"

Yang Tian was stunned, what would be the consequences of losing fear? Be bold?

"First of all, I want to ask you a question. Do you know what it means if you don't seek death, you won't die?"

Yang Tian nodded, "I know."

"Well, there are many reasons for fear. Fear is not just caused by fear. The instinct for survival, the awe of the unknown, and the stress of being frightened are all the reasons for the birth of fear. When a person is frightened, the adrenal glands A large amount of hormones will be secreted, causing the human body to enter an excited state in a short period of time, which makes it easier for the human body to adapt to strenuous exercise. It can be said that fear is the most basic survival instinct of living things."

"Once you **** your fear, you will lose this survival instinct. You will no longer be afraid of death and you will also lose your sense of awe. You will start to do whatever you want because the law can no longer deter you. You, and at the same time, you will do crazy things when facing strong people, because you are not even afraid of death, so how can you be afraid of power? You can even go out on the street without wearing clothes, because you are no longer afraid of death! If not Once you lose your fear and have strong self-control, you will let yourself go!”

"Do you know what it means to not have extreme strength or wisdom in this situation?"

Yang Tian swallowed: "What does it mean?"

"What does it mean? You will die quickly! Others will run away as soon as they encounter a ghost, but you will rush over to a ghost as soon as possible. You will continue to die when facing people who are stronger than you." The edge jumps repeatedly! However, reality is not a novel, and a crazy person like you who wants to die can't even survive three chapters!"

When Yang Tian heard Xiao Ai's threats, he immediately became scared. He wanted to be brave, but that didn't mean he was tired of living!

The consequences of losing fear are too serious! This thing really can’t be used!

"Then boss, what do you think I should do?"

Hearing this, a faint smile appeared on Xiao Ai's indifferent face.

If you already said this, then I won’t be polite!

Boss, just watch, I will definitely become your best employee!

Although I have played some games before, this is not about fishing! This is called not opening for three years, but opening for three years!

"Mr. Yang Tian, ​​don't worry, I am a professional and will teach you how to pawn..."

Halfway through Xiao Ai's words, the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.

Um? There is no signal from anyone in this soul **** shop to send me a message?

She took out her phone and looked at it and was stunned. She stared blankly at the screen of her phone for a long time before she came back to her senses.

Xiao Ai turned to look at Yang Tian, ​​and after holding back for a long time, she said, "Mr. Yang Tian, ​​can I ask you a question?"

Yang Tian nodded: "You ask!"

"Have you ever been a personal trainee before?"

Yang Tian was stunned, why are you asking this?

"Yes, I have indeed been a personal trainee for two and a half years. I have learned singing, dancing, rap and..."

"Okay, you don't need to say any more. I just want to ask a question, Mr. Yang Tian. Are you willing to **** your two and a half years of experience as a personal trainee to me?"

"ah?"

Yang Tian was confused, could this thing be used as a weapon? This is worth less than fear!

"Just tell me whether you should take it seriously or not!"

"Dang! I will!"

Only a fool would trade two and a half years of experience as a personal trainee for an opportunity to cultivate immortality! Besides, he doesn’t plan to develop into an idol, so why not!

"Okay!" Xiao Ai took out a contract and pushed it in front of Yang Tian: "Mr. Yang Tian, ​​please sign it."

Yang Tian took the contract and read it several times to make sure there were no loopholes or word games before writing his name.

"Very good, the contract is established. Mr. Yang Tian, ​​you have learned how to practice. As for how far you can go, it's up to you."

After speaking, Xiao Ai waved his hand and Yang Tian disappeared immediately.

Looking at the gray ball of air that Yang Tian left on the table, the bone girl stepped forward.

"Miss, why did you exchange this thing with him? The boss knows what to do!"

"Nothing to do, because I asked Xiao Ai to change it."

As soon as the bone girl finished speaking, Chen Mo appeared in the **** shop.

"Boss!" Bone Girl said in shock.

Chen Mo smiled and nodded, then turned to look at Xiao Ai: "Are you confused as to why I want you to accept this thing?"

Xiao Ai shook her head: "Since you are the boss and you want to collect it, there must be some deep meaning that I don't know!"

"Haha, it's not that deep. If you associate chickens with basketballs, you can understand what this thing is for."

Chapter 865: The Most Trendy Pet in History

Chickens and...basketballs?

Can these two completely unrelated things be connected?

Could it be that I heard it wrong?

"Boss, maybe I didn't hear clearly just now. What do you mean are connected with what?"

"Chicken and basketball!" Chen Mo repeated in an accentuated tone.

"...Boss, are you talking about homophones?"

"Don't think about those things that are not there, just the chickens that dance when they hear the chickens, and the basketballs that sing, dance, rap, and play basketball."

After hearing this, Xiao Ai was silent for a long time. Her brain was running at high speed, constantly thinking about what combination of chicken and basketball could be made. However, the difficulty of building these two things was simply more difficult than which came first, the chicken or the egg. The problem is even higher!

At least there is a causal relationship between chickens and eggs, but what can there be between chickens and basketballs? Does the inventor of basketball love chicken? But I've never seen him! How do you know if he likes eating chicken?

Xiao Ai was born in the Neon Warring States period, so she is definitely older than the inventor of basketball, but she has not made a step in Neon in the past few hundred years, so she naturally has no chance to come into contact with the inventor of basketball.

After thinking for a long time, Xiao Ai shook her head: "Sorry boss, maybe my knowledge is shallow. I really can't imagine what basketball has to do with chickens."

"Really?" Chen Mo nodded. It seems that Xiao Ai has not been completely corrupted by the abstract network environment.

"The connection between the two is relatively obscure. It's normal for most people to not think of it. Come with me."

After saying that, Chen Mo turned around and walked towards the room. Xiao Ai and the others saw Chen Mo moving and quickly followed him.

After a while, everyone came to the inner room of the Soul Pawn Shop. As soon as they entered, their eyes were immediately attracted by an animal on the sofa.

That's a...chicken with big red feathers!

Chen Mo stood at the door and pointed over: "Xiao Ai, do you see what that is?"

"Um, um, if I'm not mistaken, that should be a... chicken?"

"Yeah." Chen Mo nodded: "Yes, that's a chicken. Don't you feel bored staying in the **** shop recently? I thought about it and came to a conclusion. You probably feel that the days without work are too boring. It's boring, but I am a conscientious boss and will never let employees work overtime voluntarily, so I struggled with my thoughts for an hour and finally made a decision that goes against the rules! I allow you to **** my soul again Get a pet! And this chicken is the pet I carefully selected for you!”

ah?

Everyone was dumbfounded. They never thought that Chen Mo would worry so much about their blindness! They did have some leisure time while living in the **** shop, but isn't this the life that people dream of! Who would want to work if not forced by life? The boss won’t feel sorry for you!

However, they also understood that Chen Mo, the boss, was already very good. Even though he knew that they were just fishing in the water, he did not set any KPI indicators for them. Instead, they were worried that they were so idle that they even brought a pet over. How could they meet such a good person? The boss is really a blessing to them.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with having a pet. If it is a kitten or puppy, they would probably have accepted it, but why would it be a chicken? Is this thing fun to raise? !

Looking at everyone who was almost suffocating, Chen Mo smiled and said, "What's wrong with you? Your expressions are so ugly. Do you think the pet I chose is inappropriate?"

Everyone shook their heads decisively: "It's suitable, it's so suitable! This chicken is the trendiest pet I have ever seen!"

"Oh, that's it, that's good. I was just thinking that if you don't like it, I'll change it to another animal. Since you like it so much, I won't change it."

grass! Hasty!

Chen Mo ignored everyone's pained expressions and walked up to the chicken. He took out the two and a half years of personal trainee experience he received from Yang Tian and stuffed it in without hesitation.

After gaining this experience, the chicken's body trembled and he suddenly had an epiphany!

"Music!"

Chen Mo snapped his fingers and the music started. A basketball appeared out of thin air. The chicken jumped over and jacked up the basketball.

"Kekeke..."

It sang and danced while playing with the basketball. After playing for a while, it flew the basketball up and then the music style changed. It immediately turned around and jumped back and shrugged its shoulders!

Seeing this scene, Chen Mo was relieved. The two and a half years of experience as a personal trainee were indeed not in vain!

He turned to look at the confused people and said, "From now on, this chicken will be called Kun Kun. You must treat it well!"

What is the real ikun (tactical retreat)!

Not only do I want to watch Kunkun’s videos and learn from Kunkun’s tricks, but I also want to raise a Kunkun myself!

Let’s see who dares to say that he is Xiao Heizi from now on!

…

Outside Daleipu Temple, Chu Hang, who had finally escaped, spoke out.

This experience was so thrilling! If he makes one wrong move, he will never see the sun tomorrow again!

First, there was an evil cultivator who had the audacity to pretend to be Buddha, and then a group of people with more mysterious identities appeared. When did the Chinese style of painting become so fantasy!

Chu Hang shook his head. He had glimpsed the tip of the iceberg in the world of cultivation today. The water inside was too deep! With his current strength, he is not qualified to explore the secrets.

Chu Hang took out his mobile phone and opened the cultivation chat group, and pulled out the basic theoretical guidance on human energy storage.

"What exactly is this cultivation paper that Brother Xu and Brother Ye Chen gave me! Why do so many people want to **** it! Even that fake Buddha is coveting this paper. Could their disappearance be related to this paper? Is it related to the thesis?"

The more Chu Hang thought about it, the more it seemed possible. He felt that he had grasped the key to the problem! According to the routines of previous TV series, there is often a shocking secret behind the things that so many people want to grab!

This paper is probably no exception.

"I must be careful in the future and never expose this paper to others easily. I have to practice some other techniques to disguise myself."

Thinking of this, Chu Hang took out the "Da Qian Lu" he got from Er Bian, which he got in exchange for the skills given by his last master.

Chu Hang thought of an animation he had watched when he was a child. The protagonist in it kept exchanging straws and eventually became a rich man. However, he used his own skills to exchange with others, exchanged his cultivation treatises for Taoist cultivation and then returned. After using the Taoist immortality cultivation technique to exchange for this Daqianlu, you won’t have to exchange this Daqianlu in the future, right?

Chu Hang shook his head. How could there be such a coincidence in this world? Do you really think that these skills were obtained casually? There is blood behind every skill!

Brother Xu and the others disappeared from the world! Master Ji Xuan’s whereabouts are unknown! And Master Buddha's soul returned to the West directly!

"...Eh? Is it my imagination? Why do I feel that these people who have a master-disciple relationship with me will not end well in the end!"

Chapter 866: You think I’m on the second level, but actually I’m on the atmosphere

Chu Hang shook his head and said: "It must be my misunderstanding. Even cultivation has to be scientific. My birth date and horoscope are so good. How can I defeat the master if it is not a lone star from the sky? Besides, the only one who got into trouble is Xu." Brother, there are cultivators like Ji Xuan, but ordinary people like my math and physical education teachers are living very well, aren't they?"

"If I really hit the master, one or two of my teachers in elementary school, junior high school, and high school would have been there! After all, the world of cultivation is too cruel. You can kill people and seize treasures just for a cultivation method! Here In an environment where human life is regarded as nothing, how can the mortality rate of cultivators not be high?"

"So you shouldn't blame me for defeating the enemy, but blame this society for being too sinister."

That's right! It’s not me who’s wrong, it’s the world!