Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

Thank you, thank you for having you~passing on happiness~?

Give you a careful heart ~ send you flowers...

"enough!"

Hearing the music playing again on the phone, Chen Mo was completely stunned.

You TM jump once is not enough, you have to play it in a loop, right?

Do you really think I'm so idle, I'm just here to accompany you!

Chen Mo raised his hand, and an invisible force radiated out, and Zhou Hao's mobile phone stopped instantly.

As soon as the BGM stopped, Zhou Hao showed a look of bewilderment. He expressed his inner gratitude like this, couldn't he satisfy the boss?

Seemingly seeing Zhou Hao's thoughts, Chen Mo scolded loudly, "Young people's traditional gratitude is to stop at the end! According to the traditional thank you, I just killed you, you can just say thank you sincerely, this is fine. Such formalism is unacceptable!"

Hearing Chen Mo's scolding Zhou Hao was a little panicked. After all, since the big guy in front of him could kill him even the person who circled the earth, it would be even more effortless if he wanted to kill him!

"This...I'm really sorry...It's the first time I've thanked me like this, I...I don't know the rules! I messed up and I..."

Chen Mo directly raised his hand to interrupt Zhou Hao's defense.

"Young man, you are not random! Lossless sound quality, loop playback, you are prepared!"

"You two young people, immoral! Come to deceive! Come to thank me, a sixty-nine-year-old old comrade, is this okay? This is not good!"

Two young people?

Zhang Fan looked around and saw that he and Zhou Hao were the only ones nearby. It was self-evident who these two young men were referring to.

And if you want to lie, aren't you also an old man who touches porcelain?

Of course, Zhang Fan definitely didn't say this, because he's not stupid!

"Young people don't play such clever tricks in the future! In Jianghu, peace is the most important thing, morality must be emphasized, and no quarrels! I advise you to do it yourself!"

After speaking, Chen Mo disappeared from the top of the mountain in a flash. At this time, Zhou Hao's mobile phone rang the touching BGM again.

A cold wind blew past, Zhou Hao and Zhang Fan turned around and looked at each other, holding hands and looking at each other for a while, they were speechless!

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After returning home, Chen Mo couldn't wait to turn on the computer.

The wave of thanks from Zhou Hao just now shocked him greatly, and now he must find some good health to ease the mental damage.

After a long wait to boot, Chen Mo's computer screen finally lit up.

Your boot time this time beats 1% of the nation's computer users, so fast!

The screen just turned on and not long after the boot prompts popped up, he turned off these prompts one by one, and looked at the legendary page games that filled the screen, as well as the P2P downloader and the row of extremely eye-catching butler software, Chen Moyi The face nodded in relief.

He called up the task manager to take a look.

good guy! The background occupancy rate is directly full! Thanks to these high-quality software, his computer is now running faster and faster!

You ask Chen Mo what to do with so many high-quality software? Needless to say, this is of course to raise Gu!

He just wanted to watch this group of software torment each other on his computer in order to compete for favor!

As far as these groups of software are tearing each other apart, it's even more exciting than the annual harem drama!

I won't delete rogue software under the computer, eh, it's just to raise Gu, it's just to play!

After appeasing the major housekeeper software that competed for favor with each other, Chen Mo opened the browser and clicked into a pink interface.

Seemingly feeling that their status was threatened, a group of housekeeper software jumped out and issued a high-risk warning to Chen Mo, hoping that Chen Mo could find his way back.

Looking at the hard-working butler software, Chen Mo immediately frowned.

Annoying!

Do you care what I want to see?

Without saying a word, he turned off the warnings of these housekeeper software, and then ignored the virus warning and forcibly clicked into the pink interface.

I don't need others to tell me what to do!

What is the most beautiful retrograde? This is the most beautiful retrograde!

Of course, Chen Mozhi is so brave, not because he doesn't care about the virus at all, but because he knows that those things are the real virus!

After successfully entering the webpage, a bunch of dramas from the world jumped out one after another.

The industry has been sluggish recently, and the new dramas are not very easy to rush, but Teacher Ai's new drama is still very good! It can only be said that the animation team really understands it!

It's a pity that he just watched the latest episode not long ago, and he doesn't know when the sequel will be released next time.

After scrolling through the video area for a while and finding out that they were all fan dramas that he had already watched, Chen Mo showed dissatisfaction. Has the speed of this new update no longer matched the speed of his watching movies?

Just when Chen Mo was about to give up the video area and move to the game area, an extremely well-made 3D video came into his sight.

He stopped rolling the mouse's hand to take a closer look.

good guy! Isn't this Jerusalem!

Looking at Jerusalem on the cover, Chen Mo smiled knowingly. When he wanted to open the video, the system sounded.

"Host, Xiao Lu is happy, but a big hit hurts your body, and a strong hit will be wiped out! You always have to take care of your body."

Hearing this, Chen Mo was shocked on the spot, this guy who usually drives a big car faster than him, actually got off the high speed!

"System, you are wrong."

"Host, I am concerned about your old health. Why is something wrong?"

what do you say! You are usually considered good if you don't add fuel to the fire, so why did you leave it alone today as an ancestor!

"You speak like you are a serious system."

"Host, you can't always contaminate people's innocence out of thin air! Why am I not a serious system!"

"Oh, then do you mean you won't give me color again in the future?"

"Ah this... I don't agree with the host's words. Can this system be called a color! I am..."

"What is it?" Chen Mo said with a look of contempt.

This is just a sentence to reveal his true nature, and he dares to say that he is a serious system!

The system also seemed to find that it had accidentally exposed its nature, so it simply stopped pretending.

"Host, I'm actually doing this for your sake. As a pure-blood transmigrator, how can I not open the harem!"

"What is a pure-blood traverser! Is it possible that there are still mixed-blood traversers! They have passed through but not completely passed through?"

"Of course there is, isn't it the spider?"

Chen Mo's voice stopped immediately. He didn't expect that even this kind of dead end would be thought of by the system.

After being silent for a while, Chen Mo let out a long sigh: "You **** genius!"

"This is all well taught by you, teacher. Without you, I would have achieved what I have achieved today! It just so happened that there has been a spatial dislocation recently, host, let's find a way to do it! What do you think?"

Chapter five hundred and sixty-fifth, the whole life can be grounded, but not the ground

Now Chen Mo can understand.

What is blocking it, cherishing the body, it's all pretending! This guy is not satisfied yet, he still wants it!

"My **** is still hot! Another accident! Who do you think I am! Do you think that every time I encounter an incident, I will run impatiently and pretend to be forceful!"

"Ah this... It's okay for the host to pretend to be coercive. It's true that people don't pretend to be indecent! An inch of time is worth an inch of gold!"

"You are still young, and you have a lot of time to be happy. Isn't it a pity if you don't use it to pretend!"

Chen Mo's face darkened.

What a mess! Do I have a lot of time to accompany you to pretend?

I don't need to use knives, brush my senses, clear resin, raise horses, fight Zhouhui, fish for ships, raise shikigami, and go to the abyss!

"I reject!"

The labor-capital TM is directly wide and wide!

Being disturbed by the system, Chen Mo was no longer interested in rushing down. He moved the mouse to close the browser, opened the start menu, and planned to have an exciting game of mine sweeping to decompress.

It's not that Chen Mo doesn't want to play some 3A masterpieces, but mainly because of the blessing of these security housekeepers. His computer is so smooth that he can't even take LOL with full loss of picture quality and full special effects!

Although there are always many Chinese players occupying the server in the Japanese server, the game optimization of the fist company is still very good. The three-digit computer of Rentuba can run smoothly, and there are smoke effects!

But it's not important, it's not that you can't play, right?

And his current computer can't even carry the beggar-in-the-beggar version of LOL, so one can imagine what it's like to be stuck.

Now he can only play, Minesweeper, Spider Solitaire and 3D Pinball.

It's true to quit the Internet addiction!

If any child is addicted to the Internet and can't extricate himself, don't go to any Thunder King, it is recommended to directly put such a set of security housekeeper family buckets on his computer!

This is no better than electrotherapy!

Perhaps this is the real intention of those manufacturers to develop this kind of housekeeping software. The reason behind it is really scalding!

Seeing that Chen Mo was addicted to minesweeping and had no intention of pretending, the system seemed to be placed after an inch stop.

That kind of unstoppable state makes this guy uncomfortable!

"Host, don't be like this, even if you don't want to pretend, let me tell you what's going on with this spatial dislocation."

Chen Mo moved the mouse to sweep the mines and said calmly: "Don't guide, accumulate it back."

"…"

The system's voice got stuck immediately. Seeing Chen Mo placing himself like this, it decided to show Chen Mo his mental state.

So such a floating panel appeared in front of Chen Mo.

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Seeing this panel, Chen Mo immediately took a deep breath, and even the mouse couldn't be held steady!

The system's riotous operation almost didn't make him mentally traumatized!

Rehabilitation can be grounded, but not grounded!

"What do you mean! Do you think I'm training you!"

"Host, I'm so embarrassed by your old words. I'm not in your old shape. Where can I use training?"

Chen Mo's face turned black with anger, this guy is really treating him as the protagonist of X!

"Do you TM think this is some kind of wicked world!"

"Host, I love hearing your old words! It's great to pay attention to the Fallen World! And it's not difficult, as long as you keep thinking about it, I have..."

"Stop!"

Chen Mo called to stop, if he let the system continue talking, he really couldn't take it anymore.

He took a deep breath and said, "Aren't you going to explain to me the reason for the spatial dislocation? Now you can say it."

"Ah this... but the host, about the fallen world..."

Chen Mo's face turned cold.

"You TM deliberately find fault, right!"

Hearing this, the system's DNA immediately picked it up.

"You're always pretending to be honest, so I'll definitely say it, but what if it's not true?"

"I'm a traveler, can I still pretend to be forced? You can't tell me!"

The system hesitated for a while between pretending and falling into the world, and finally chose to pretend.

After all, you can do it anytime, and once you miss it, you really miss it.