Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

He really can't stay in this **** place for a second!

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Above the desert, Ye Chen looked at Imorton seriously with the Sun Golden Sutra in his hand and said, "Second brother, it's up to you to perform later."

Immorton patted his chest with a solemn expression: "Brother, don't worry! In terms of acting, I would say second, no one in Egypt dares to be first, let's start!"

"Yeah." Ye Chen nodded and opened the Sun Gold Sutra and chanted a spell taught by Immorton.

I saw a mass of fire wrapping Immorton inside, he struggled frantically on the ground with a face full of pain, and then lowered his hand.

"Ah! I'm dead!"

After waiting quietly for a while, Ye Chen frowned.

There is no prompt, it seems that this method does not work?

"Second brother, this method won't work, let's try another method."

"Okay!"

Imorton rolled over from the ground with a vertical leap and said with a flattering face: "Brother, just tell me how you want to act! Guaranteed to cooperate 100%!"

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"Ah! I'm dead!"

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"Ah! I'm dead again!"

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"Ah! I'm... dead again!"

After Immorton repeatedly jumped on the edge of death for more than an hour, the Lord God gave a reminder that he finally collapsed.

"Mission accomplished! Start returning!"

Chapter 504 Don't bully the poor!...The dead are the greatest!

At Chen Mo's house, he was sitting in front of the computer watching foreign novels translated online.

Since he finished updating "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King" in translation, the literary atmosphere on the entire translation website has taken a 180-degree turn!

At first glance, there are all kinds of novel titles that are too rushed, such as this one.

"Rebirth of the Demon Breaking the Sky"

Just seeing this name, Chen Mo has a feeling of dreaming back to ten years ago, when the book search bar was full of novels like this! And it's more than a fire!

Not to mention other people, even he himself likes to watch it.

After all, who hasn't been young and frivolous, young people, are they still called young people when they are not angry?

Huaxia's online literature has been leading the industry for ten years, and it really lives up to its reputation!

Chen Mo sighed, and then clicked on the book "Rebirth: The Devil Breaks the Sky".

He hadn't read this kind of novel for a long time, and now he thought it was a memory of his lost youth.

Frank took one shot, and Link spat out a mouthful of blood and flew away.

"Hahaha!! Link! It's just you! You dare to oppose me! It's beyond your own power!"

Link clenched his fists and pierced his palms with his fingernails, his eyes full of unwillingness.

How could these people dare to treat him like this when his talent was still there!

"Frank! Thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi, don't bully young poor!"

"..." Chen Mo.

He silently moved the mouse and clicked the fork in the upper right corner.

Nima's, the taste is so good! He almost died of poisoning!

Also Link! Adventures in the Continent of Hyrule, isn't it?

What else is there to say, don't bully the poor, um... how should I put it, if he saw this before, most of the time he would think of the horse breaking the sky, but now he thinks of the game "Master".

Because he just played this game not long ago, the age system in it often produces some inexplicable grassy pictures.

For example, at the age of 20, he entered a nightclub, and he was carried out at the age of 70!

Others go to the slums at the age of twenty and never come out again!

Don't bully young poor!

Don't bully middle-aged poor!

Don't bully the old and the poor!

The dead are great!

Exactly this game!

After closing the translation website, Chen Mo beat two meat pigeons, and then opened the P station.

Looking at the video screens on the phone, Chen Mo's brows furrowed, what's going on! How can I open the APP and flash all the videos of yoga, dancing, soft gymnastics, one-word horses and the like!

What's wrong with the P station, how is it all these vulgar content! Ah P, you have changed, you were not like this before! Where are you who is the ghost and animal material area in addition to the ghost animal area!

Oh, it turned out that I only recommended it because I liked it, so it's fine.

Chen Mo, like the emperor who chose his concubine in ancient times, was picking and choosing among many videos, and then he picked a coach's video and clicked directly into it.

There is no other meaning, just want to learn some yoga skills, he is such a good learner!

After clicking into the video screen, Chen Mo couldn't help but click his tongue.

good guy! Favorites are more than likes! This ratio is almost 1:3!

If half of these people are like him, they come with the mentality of learning, and the number of likes will not be so few.

Seeing that the coach on the screen began to twist his body, Chen Mo quickly put aside the distracting thoughts in his heart and carefully realized the mystery of yoga.

Yoga is worthy of being one of the oldest sports in the world, it is so esoteric! He was hot before he even started exercising!

Looking at the difficult movement of the coach's legs to bow and raise, Chen Mo suddenly took a breath, and then clicked pause.

Today's P station is here!

Chen Mo left the P station after throwing the coach's video into his favorites.

These clothed videos are much more exciting than those without!

Recalling the content of the video just now, Chen Mo sighed a long time.

At this time, those newcomers who don't know much may have gone to the browser to become the most beautiful opponents, which is not surprising, he once had that period.

The webpage that was forced to upgrade the browser because it did not listen to the warning of the mobile phone firewall was stuck.

Looking back on the green years, Chen Mo felt a lot of emotion. At that time, he was too young, but people will grow up!

Now he is an old driver on the highway.

Chen Mo didn't plan to use any browser at all, he just opened a pink APP and was about to open it.

"I don't know what new resources have been recently, let me find them."

Chen Mo looked at the interface of the pink APP, and when he saw the cover of a book, his hand stopped, and the whole person was stunned.

"What the **** is this?"

On the cover of the book, there is an illustration of Kamen Rider Ryuji. From the exquisiteness of the armor on the cover, Chen Mo can see how exquisite the artist's painting skills are.

Absolutely great touch!

He looked at the pen name of the painter of the book... I always like the dragon rider.

EMMM... well, never heard of it at all!

A confused look flashed in Chen Mo's eyes. He knew most of the big touches in the book world, such as Shui Longjing, Taowu cat, falling in love with Lu... These people didn't draw Kamen Rider books! Could it be that this is some big touch trumpet?

Looking at the excellent cover of the Dragon Rider, Chen Mo fell into contemplation.

He is curious!

This is the first time Chen Mo has seen the fan book of Kamen Rider. He really wants to know what is drawn in this book. Judging from the cover, this book should draw a fan of Dragon Rider, who appeared in Dragon Rider. There are only a few female characters.

Is it Dragon Rider X Unii or Dragon Rider X Swan?

Driven by curiosity, Chen Mo opened this book. Anyway, he just looked at it, and he would have nothing to lose.

He miscalculated...

"Who drew this! Take the bamboo shoots!"

Looking at the contents of the book, Chen Mo's eyes suddenly trembled while his hand holding the phone kept shaking, feeling that he was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage!

This is actually the book of Dragon Rider X Night Rider! And it's still a dragon cavalry attacking a night ride!

Whose XP system is so strange! With such a good painter, is it not good to draw more serious books! Why put it on hold?

God has opened a door for you, what are you doing wrong, you have to remove the door panel and use it as a skateboard!

What a waste of money!

Chen Mo feels that his whole person is not good, he is regretting it now, why did he open this thing so cheaply!

"Host, it's a great event! It's a great event!"

Hearing the roar of the system, Chen Mo's unhappy mood suddenly became worse!

"Do you know the timing? I don't know if I'm in a bad mood right now!"

"Host, because I know that you are in a bad mood, I came to you to relieve the distress in your heart."

After saying this, the system pretended to send out an extremely serious prompt tone.

"Dip! Detected that XANXUS is about to start a ring war in the real world! The host is now pretending to be forceful!"

Chapter Five Hundred and Five Our days are engraved on the ring!

Chen Mo was stunned for a moment, and then his face showed a nostalgic look, XANXUS family ring war, who is the person who came, need to say more!

"Tutor HITMANREBORN", also known as "Tutor Killer", this comic began serialization in 2004 and officially ended in 2013.

Although this comic was also very popular back then, it was far from the level of the three major migrant worker animations. For some newcomers, it has become a thing of the past.

But for Chen Mo, this is part of his youth!

But before he looks back on his youth, he has one more thing!

"Although you said it nicely, the system, if you really want to share my worries, there is actually a better way than pretending to be forceful. I just don't know if I should talk about this method or not?"

"Host, I don't like to hear your old words! Who are we and who! Do you still need to be polite to me!"

"If you want anything, just mention it! Whether it's a pink spray or a hypnotic app, I'm fine!"

"No no no... More exciting than these!" Chen Mo said meaningfully.

Hearing this, the system instantly became excited!

"Then what are you waiting for! I'm ready!"

The tone of the system is a little impatient, obviously this guy is very interested in the super exciting method that Chen Mo said!

"Really, in fact, this method is not too complicated, as long as you materialize and cooperate."

"…"

The system was suddenly silent.

Chen Mo's face showed disdain, and even with this little courage, he dared to say that he would solve his problems! So this system is inferior!

Of course, this forced him to pretend, and if he had to ask why, the reason was very simple.

For our days are engraved on the ring!

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Ying Riri looked at the book she drew at home, her eyes were misty, her lips were breathing lightly, and her face was already full of blush.

Although she can't do anything to Chen Mo herself, there's nothing wrong with drawing a book for herself to solve her cravings!

What's more, people's XP is free!