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Hearing this, Xiaofan regained his senses and decisively refused.

"Don't even think about it!"

Britt chuckled and shook his head, taking off his glasses, revealing a cold look.

"Be obedient, let me be healthy!!"

"don't want!"

Since he had torn his face, Brett didn't intend to pretend to be a gentleman. He directly took out a hand cannon and shot at Xiaofan. He deliberately controlled his strength so as not to output too much, otherwise he would go down with one cannon. If he directly smashed the opposite side, then he wouldn't be able to keep up with the hot corpse.

But Xiaofan is also not Awei, where would he be shot down by Brett, and after using an exorcism charm to prevent anyone from approaching, a fire spell blew up Brett's artillery attack and fought him. up.

…

In the Qingyun Temple, Heishin stood in front of the courtyard with a speaker. He stepped forward and pressed the play button, and a leisurely music sounded.

"Get up!"

He stood there and took a deep breath, raised his hands and stroked.

"Left and right ~ Mustang splits mane ~"

"White Crane Measuring Wings~"

At this time, if there is a person who chooses Taijiquan in college sports, the DNA is probably moved.

That's right, Black Scale is doing Tai Chi! And he was playing the 24-style Taijiquan taught by college sports!

Just when he hit the left and right cloud hands, a voice suddenly sounded in the courtyard.

"Lingzun, Xiaofan should be out of class, go pick him up."

Chapter 317 The more you live, the younger you become

Hearing this, Blackscale sighed, stepped forward and pressed the pause button to stop the music.

I thought that after becoming Su Luo's subordinate, his future life is to accompany him to fight and kill, and experience another three-year appointment during this period. , an auction or something.

In short, all kinds of classics!

After experiencing a turbulent life, he assisted Su Luo to become a leader in the cultivation world!

However, these are all his imaginations, and the truth is completely different from this!

After becoming Su Luo's person... Snake, TMD fast-forwarded to retirement without experiencing all of the above!

There is nothing to do every day, just walk the birds, play boxing, and then pick up the children from school, what kind of elderly life is this!

He has not lived for so long, such a leisurely life, he used to have the goal of breaking the seal in the gourd, but now he is really idle and has nothing to do!

He didn't even understand why the world was so peaceful, so peaceful that he couldn't find anything to do!

However, Hei Scale does not know that not all countries in this world are as peaceful as China!

If he went to Afghanistan and Iraq, he would probably find a lot of things to do.

But Su Luo's head is not wrong. He is a good immortal and does not cultivate. What are you doing in the international war zone? Be a mercenary!

Of course, it would be a good way to kill time if Hei Scale chose to retreat and practice, but the current situation does not allow him to do so.

When he reaches the realm of Heishan, it will take more than ten or twenty years to retreat at a time. If he really goes to retreat, who will bring the children to Su Luo!

Feeling the breath of the black scales in the room, he never left. Su Luo asked suspiciously, "Why isn't Lingzun moving? Do you have other things to do?"

If Blackscale really has other things to do, then he will have to make a trip by himself.

"No! There are more important things in this world than the master's order. Please rest assured, master, I will go back when I go!"

After speaking, the black scales turned into a streamer and flew into the distance impatiently, not because he was worried about Su Luo's misunderstanding, but mainly because he wanted to see Xiaofan earlier!

On the way to pick up Xiaofan, Heiscale took out a pair of earphones, put them in his ears, and started a song.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart~"

This song is one of the songs he hears most often when he dances in the downtown square recently, although it can't compare to the fairy music he used to listen to in terms of music level.

But the problem is that this song is so powerful!

Especially when dancing square dance, not to mention how exciting the music is!

Square dancing has become a major pleasure for him since he was living in retirement.

Every time he dances with those young people in their seventies and eighties, it gives him a feeling of returning to his youth!

…

On the other side, Xiaofan and Britt are fighting fiercely.

Xiaofan continued to cast various spells at Brett, and Brett relied on his rich combat experience to defuse Xiaofan's attacks again and again.

Judging from the current situation, it seems that Britt, who is passively defending, is at a disadvantage, but in fact he is the one who really has the absolute advantage.

After all, Xiaofan is only a low-level cultivator in the Qi training period. His body has not undergone qualitative transformation. In terms of physical stats, Brett, the brave man, can be said to surpass Xiaofan in all directions. Once he is close to him, Xiaofan will feel uncomfortable. .

So Xiaofan can only keep attacking with spells, otherwise Britt will have the opportunity to get close to him and fight close to him.

But the problem is that the spiritual power in Xiaofan's body is not as much as Brett's MP. Under the circumstance that his spells can't cause actual damage to Brett, he has been fighting a war of attrition, and Xiaofan must be the first to be exhausted.

Brett's combat experience is too rich. Although he has never seen spells, he has experienced a lot of magical battles in his life. Although the principles of spells and magic are different, the effect produced by the level is not very high. difference.

With Britt's decades of combat experience, it is not difficult to draw inferences from one case.

To be honest, if it wasn't for Xiaofan's spells being flexible and changeable, and if Brett wanted to catch alive, he kept his hands everywhere, otherwise Xiaofan might have been defeated.

Looking at the breathless little Van Brett, he persuaded: "Little boy, at your age, you can have such strength, and you can be called a hero. When I was your age, I even had one-tenth of your strength. nothing."

"But it's a pity that I was born a little earlier than you. The strength and combat experience I have accumulated over the past few decades is not so easy to cross. I advise you to give up early. If you continue to fight, I am afraid that hurt you."

If you were really afraid of hurting me, you wouldn't have made such an attack just now!

"Don't say such nonsense, until the last minute, who knows who will kill the deer!"

As soon as the voice fell, Xiaofan quickly squeezed a spell and shot a ball of fire at Britt.

Brett raised his hand and easily defused Xiaofan's attack and sighed.

"It seems that we can't talk about it in words, so I can only aggrieve you."

Britt glared, put the hand cannon in front of him, and a strong energy wave gathered in it.

Feeling the energy gathered in Brett's hand cannon, he looked down, and he knew that the other party was serious! The next shelling will never be as 'gentle' as before!

If he is brought into the opponent's rhythm, then he really has no chance at all!

Xiaofan made a decision with a ruthless expression.

It's time to show the cards!

He clasped his hands together and squeezed a spell, then pointed at Brett sharply.

"disease!"

As his voice fell, a wooden sword flew out from his cuff and quickly zoomed in and stood towards Brett.

This is the good village sword that Su Luo once used. After getting the Sword of Immortal Execution, he re-forged the sword and threw it to Xiaofan. This is also Xiaofan's trump card!

Xiaofan's flying sword exuded the lingering sword energy, which made him feel the deadly threat of Brett, he no longer hesitated and decisively blasted it out.

The strong light shot from the hand cannon collided with Feijian. After a stalemate for a while, Feijian suddenly smashed the light from the hand cannon and slashed towards Brett.

Seeing the flying sword slashing towards him, Britt's expression changed.

At this critical moment, he quickly turned over to avoid the key point, and then raised his hand cannon to block Feijian's attack.

With a click, Brett escaped, but the hand cannon in his hand was chopped to pieces.

Seeing Brett's weapon that he destroyed, Xiaofan's face showed an excited look.

Won!

Bang!

With the sound of a gunshot, blood oozes out of Xiaofan's abdomen.

He glanced at his stomach in disbelief, then spit out blood and fell to the ground weakly, twitching.

At this time, Brett slowly got up, and a pistol was exposed in the hand that was holding the hand cannon!

Chapter 318 Give you a chance, you are useless

Xiaofan coughed up a mouthful of blood while covering his abdomen, raised his head with difficulty and looked at Brett.

"Why...cough...you have a gun in your hand?"

Hearing Xiaofan's question, Britt had a smile on his face.

"I have to admit that your move just now completely exceeded my expectations. I really didn't expect you to hide such a card, but if I was a little careless just now, it's likely that I've been dead now. It's a pity that I have always been cautious and never underestimate any opponent."

After speaking, he fiddled with his pistol and continued, "You must be curious about where my pistol came from."

Xiaofan stared straight at Brett without speaking.

Britt didn't care about his attitude and explained: "Every brave man has his own divine armor, and as a warrior of guns, in the eyes of others, my divine armor is of course a gun, and I usually show them. The same is true for weapons, but they will know that what I show them is used to confuse them, and my artifact Taslam is not a cannon at all, but a pistol! The barrel is just for disguise It's just the shell!"

"No matter what kind of enemy you face, you must always keep one hand, this is the key to victory!"

"So that's it, is it still a lack of experience in the end, cough..." Xiaofan coughed violently a few times, then took a deep breath and closed his eyes: "I lost this battle, you killed it. me."

Hearing Brett's face exaggerated, the smile on the corner of his mouth also converged.

"It seems you still don't understand."

Hearing this, Xiaofan's eyes flashed with doubts, and then he recalled what Brett had said to him just now, his body froze and his voice trembled.

"Understood... what do you know?"

Seeing Xiaofan's appearance, Brett knew that he had understood the meaning of his words, and there was an unconcealed desire in his eyes.

"You don't understand? Then let me teach you slowly..." After speaking, he walked towards Xiaofan.

This time Xiaofan is completely desperate, this guy is playing for real!

Xiaofan was thinking frantically about what to do next, and it was at this moment that he recalled a teaching that Su Luo had once taught.

Boys should know how to protect themselves when they go out!

At the beginning he didn't understand why the master said such things to him, but now... alas...

The first time you listen to it, you don't know what you mean by it, and then you hear it.

Just when the annual drama White Burning の male Taoist priest was about to be staged here, a figure suddenly fell from the sky and inserted between the two!

Seeing this figure suddenly appearing in front of him, Xiaofan was stunned for a moment and then cried out excitedly.

"Master Lingzun!"

Hearing Xiaofan's voice, Brett came back to his senses after a brief period of stunnedness, and quickly jumped back to distance himself from the person in front of him.

"who are you!"

Blackscale did not reply to Brett's words.

With his back to Brett's eyes, he glanced around Xiaofan.

"Do you know why you lost?"

Hearing this, Xiaofan knew that his performance just now was seen by the black scales, and he said with shame, "Uncle, it's all because the disciple is not diligent in his usual practice, so he loses to outsiders, please rest assured. , I will definitely..."

Hei Scale reached out and interrupted Xiao Fan's words, looking at him speechlessly.

The energy that you usually cultivate can't keep up with me when I was young, and you still say that you are not diligent enough after trying so hard? !

What is the difference between this and a scholar saying that he never learns!

I'm afraid the fan in your name is not the fan of Versailles!

"There is no need to say such polite words."

Xiaofan was stunned, he didn't show any more politeness.

"The reason for your defeat is not only insufficient cultivation, but also lack of combat experience. Your master will slowly hand it over to you in the future. Tell me what happened first."

Xiaofan nodded and didn't tangle more on this topic, he didn't know where the black scales started from, so he tried his best to retell what happened in simple words.

"That's how things went. My injury was caused by the person behind you, Uncle Shi. By the way, he also framed me for colluding with the Demon Race."

"Oh?"