Chapter 181

Chen Xuan didn’t understand why Hongjun Hao Hao suddenly asked himself to write a couplet to him.

You have to figure out the purpose of this old man so that you can set the target.

Hongjun thought there was a play, and was overjoyed: “I just saw Daoist look at the couplet with a smile, obviously disdain it. That’s why I dare to ask Daoist to write a couplet and put it on.”

Hongjun thought that own words were already well understood, but he didn’t expect to make Chen Xuan even more misunderstood.

Wow, I just took a look, your old man thought I was laughing at you?

You keep saying that you are not good at writing, and you asked me to rewrite it. In fact, you just want to see my jokes, right?

UCANUUP, NOCANNOBB?

Do you just want to tell me this truth?

Vicious, really vicious, worthy of Dao Ancestor, worthy of being the first Sage of the next seven Sages. Is this conspiracy and trickery applied to my old man?

you are vicious!

Chen Xuan intentionally refused to agree, but Hongjun’s words were very sincere, and everyone else joined in the excitement: “Please Zuan senior’s splash ink, let me wait for an eye-opener!”

“Zuan senior, please wave a few splashes of ink, let me wait for an eye-opener!”

“Zuan senior, please wave a few splashes of ink, let me wait for an eye-opener!”

More and more people began to shout, and in the end it turned into a sound.

Chen Xuan: “…”

You are forcing me, thinking of this, Chen Xuan gave Hongjun a fierce look.

Unexpectedly, his glance made Hongjun misunderstood: Zuan Daoist was really blaming own for the poor writing of the couplet, it was useless, and the mud couldn’t help it on the wall!

For a while, Hongjun felt very ashamed, ashamed of this world.

“Ding, the system issues random tasks.”

“Rewrite a couplet on the Hua Biao in Zixiao Palace Square. After completing random tasks, reward the host Xiantian Spiritual Roots Huang Zhongli.”

This Huang Zhongli is one of the five great Hongmeng Xiantian Spiritual Roots, and is owned by Yuanshi Tianzun in mythology.

According to legend, this tree will blossom once it is one yuan, it will bear fruit when it is one yuan, it will mature when it is one yuan, and it will be edible. Its flower shape resembles a Lotus flower, and its fruit shape resembles a pistil. There is the word “Huangzhong” on the flowers and fruits.

If a deity smells the fragrance of flowers, he can get “Wan Zai Dao Xing”, if he is lucky enough to eat a fruit, he can instantly become a “Da Luo Jin Xian”.

This Spiritual Roots is located on Kunlun Mountain, surrounded by chaos. Without permission from Yuanshi Tianzun, enter Huang Zhongli’s place without permission. Will be torn to shreds by the chaos vitality, forever.

I didn’t expect to be regarded as a reward for the task by the system at this time. If this is the case, then this couplet must be written by myself.

From the moment he heard the sound of the system, Chen Xuan decided to complete this task.

But what do you want to write?

Chen Xuan thought about Meditation for a long time, but still didn’t have a clue.

I can’t let myself write “Fish fat and fruit ripen into my belly in front of so many gods and goddesses, your old lady will cook for yourself”, right?

What has become of that, if I write this way, wouldn’t it be the biggest joke in the wild?

Even if they are afraid of their own strength, no one dares to laugh face to face-except for Nuwa, this mad woman will definitely laugh at herself twelve times a day-then other people will secretly laugh at herself.

When someone is forced to write couplets, how can I pretend to write couplets often? Waiting online, I’m very anxious!

Helpless, Chen Xuan came to the two Chinese watches, looked up at the two pillars, and fell into contemplation.And Hongjun led a group of gods and gods, followed behind him mightily. Seeing that Chen Xuan was thinking, he waited respectfully and didn’t even dare to breathe.

This time, when Seven Seven Forty Nine Heavens passed, Chen Xuan still stared at the two Hua Watches, without saying a word.

Hongjun and the others didn’t dare to ask questions, but some of the low-powered gods couldn’t bear to wait, so they started talking.

“What’s the matter with Zuan senior? I have been thinking about it for so long? It’s been almost two months, right?”

“It’s almost there. It’s exactly forty Nine Heavens today. Is it going to be ninety-nine and eighty-one days?”

“It shouldn’t be that Zuan senior is said to be the most wise man in the primordial land and has great wisdom. How could it be possible to wait so long?”

“Could it be that Zuan senior can’t write couplets, can’t write them at all? No, no!”

“You fart, how can someone as smart as Zuan senior fail to write a trivial couplet?”

“I guess, Zuan senior either doesn’t write it, and once he writes it is absolutely unprecedented!”



“I think so too. He must have written the original first couplet, so he considered it for so long, otherwise he would have written it long ago with the ability of his old man!”

“It makes sense, it makes sense!”

Just when everyone was talking about it, they suddenly saw Chen Xuan making a move.

“Look at it, Zuan senior has done it, he is going to write!”



“Shut up, don’t talk, disturb senior, I want your lives!”

Chen Xuan was calm and thoughtful, and first wiped it lightly, erasing the original writing on the two Chinese watches.

Then with a light wave of the feather fan used to pretend to be forced, two lines of characters appeared on the Hua watch:

“After holding back for two months, I don’t know what to write.”

“Thinking for three days to make up two nonsense.”

After finishing writing, Chen Xuan tilted his head and looked at it carefully. Then he remembered what the shortcomings were, and hurriedly waved the feather fan to make up the horizontal comment:

“Just have words.”

Hongjun: “…”

Nuwa: “…”

Sanqing and others: “…”

Passersby A, B, C, D: “…”

Chen Xuan was busy there appreciating the masterpiece with satisfaction, without seeing their expressions at all. He was quite intoxicated: “Not bad, but the writing is still neat! This is already my pinnacle work? ”

He shook his head and looked at it for a long time, and suddenly felt something wrong. He turned around and asked, “Hey, why are you not responding?”

“Hahaha, Zuan senior really has great wisdom. This pair of couplets contains great ideas at first glance. As long as I have a thorough Insight, I will surely become holy!”

“Yes, yes, that’s right! I saw Zuan senior’s couplet, and immediately felt comfortable. The injuries I just suffered were much better.”

“Yes, I am the same!”

“Zuan senior’s couplet is really good! It’s so good.”

A group of people, including Hongjun, were blowing awkwardly with their conscience-really awkwardly, because they had nothing to do.

Without boasting, this Zuan Daoist is not a broad-minded person at first glance. What if he gets a grudge?

If others are okay, but if such a god-tier who can even get rid of the devil ancestor Luo Hu takes his vengeance, it is better to just wipe his neck and commit suicide.

But if you want to boast, how should you boast? Even after racking our brains, we didn’t see what this couplet really is worthy of praise!

Everyone was racking their brains to think of some suitable words to praise, and suddenly saw a faint light flashing on the surface of this couplet, and these three lines suddenly became vivid, as if they had come to life all of a sudden.

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