Hong Kong: Rise of the Kings

"Young boy, you didn't notify me when you came back from England. If I hadn't known about it from the newspaper, I would have thought you didn't want this family!"

As soon as Du Yongxiao stepped through the door, his mother Li Cuilian started yelling at him with a feather duster.

Dad Du Dapao hid aside and watched the fun.

Du Yongshun, the younger brother, giggled while eating the British ham that Du Yongxiao brought him back from England.

The younger sister held the Barbie doll that Du Yongxiao bought for him from England, shook her head, and expressed her helplessness about what happened to her elder brother.

The five people who came back with Du Yongxiao didn't know why.

"No, mom, please listen to my explanation -"

"Explain yourself! I know you have become rich and don't want this family anymore. You think it's embarrassing to abandon us, right?" Li Cuilian waved a feather duster, "Otherwise, if you've been back for so many days, there's no way you wouldn't even go back home!"

"No, mom, I-"

"My head!" Li Cuilian raised the feather duster high towards Du Yongxiao's butt, and then gently lowered it, "Do you know how much we miss you, and you still play missing? Do you know how much we miss you, and you still play Dayu's flood control, and you have three visits? If you don't come in! I'll beat you to death!"

The five tiger generals who came with Du Yongxiao and others were stunned. Du Yongxiao at this moment was completely different from Superintendent Du who had been fighting against the crowd in the conference room before.

"Should we help?"

"Help me, this is boss's business!"

Datouwen and others exchanged glances and stood still.

When Du Yongxiao saw the virtues of "all your beloved generals", he knew that he couldn't count on him, so he could only hide behind his father Du Dapao and pull him to the front.

In front of outsiders, Du Dapao still attaches great importance to authority. He usually doesn't even dare to hum loudly in front of his wife, but he grabbed the feather duster and said: "Axiao is also a policeman after all, and he is also a detective. If you beat him like this, Wouldn't you be laughed at?"

"If I don't hit him, why should I hit you?" Li Cuilian said angrily.

"You can't hit me!" Du Dapao showed his manliness, "I am also the head of this family after all! How can I allow you to hit me just when you say it?" After saying that, he came forward and whispered: "Give me some face first! So! If there are many people watching, even if you want to fight, wait until they leave before you fight!"

Li Cuilian snorted coldly before withdrawing her troops.

Seeing that there was nothing left to do, Da Tou Wen and others hurriedly came forward to say hello.

"Hello, Sister Lian!"

"Hello Brother Pao!"

Du Dapao put his hands behind his back and said, "Hello everyone! We are here as guests. Come in and have tea first!"

"No, we won't delay Superintendent Du's rest!"

"Yes, the Chief Superintendent has a hard day today, so we won't interrupt him!"

"Huh?" Du Dapao was stunned, "What are you talking about? What kind of superintendent is not superintendent?"

Datou Wen and others were stunned. You looked at me, I looked at you, and then they all looked at Du Dapao: "Don't you know?"

"You know what?" Du Dapao looked confused.

Li Cuilian was also stunned, "Yeah, what do you mean?"

"We mean -" Datou Wen bravely pointed at Du Yongxiao, "Our boss, oh no, our Inspector Du came back from Scotland Yard and took up his post as... Chief Superintendent!"

Plop!

Du Dapao, who was carrying the guru in handwear, staggered and almost fell to the ground in shock.

Li Cuilian was trembling with the feather duster in her hand and looked at her son in disbelief. Did she almost hit a superintendent just now?

Before the couple could come to their senses, the text on the head came up with another stimulus: "Also, our Superintendent Du was awarded the title of Baron in the UK!"

Zhuang Dingxian added: "First Baron of the British Empire!"

Plop!

This time Du Dapao squatted completely on the ground, his eyes almost falling out.

Li Cuilian was even more stunned. She felt that the hand holding the feather duster was twitching - it hurt like a cramp!

"I've said it all, I've said it all!" Du Dapao said excitedly and incoherently, struggling to stand up, grabbing his wife and saying: "Our Axiao is the Wenqu star from the sky who has descended to earth. Did you see that he is now the chief superintendent, or is he? What baron! Baron, although I don’t know what kind of official he is, he sounds very majestic!"

Li Cuilian was shocked and numb. She looked at her son and murmured: "Is this retribution?"

Du Dapao: "Uh, what kind of retribution?"

"I just slapped his butt lightly with a feather duster, but now my hand is... cramping like crazy!"

"Really? Let me take a look!" Du Dapao grabbed his wife's hand distressedly, stroked it vigorously, and massaged it.

At this time, the idiot Du Yongshun came forward with his ham in his mouth: "Brother, what is a baron? Is it delicious?"

Before Du Yongxiao could answer, Du Dapao turned his head and slapped his stupid son, "Eat it all! You know how to eat it! The baron is, but -"

But for a long time, I couldn't figure out why.

The man next to him, Da Tou Wen, said hurriedly: "But the Du family will honor their ancestors for the rest of their lives!"

"Yes! That's what this big head said! By the way, what's your name?"

"Huh? My name is Da Tou Wen!"

"Yes, yes, I remember! Among the five of you, there is also a big buck tooth, and there is also a rooster--"

"No, my name is not Rooster, I'm called Dou Cock Qiang!"

"Oh, yes, yes, my name is Aqiang! Look at my memory!" Du Dapao patted his head and said with a smile.

"And me, my name is Buck Tooth Horse, not Big Buck Tooth! Brother Pao, you have to remember it clearly, haha!"

"Remember! Buck-toothed horse, it's easy to remember!" Du Dapao patted his chest, "Anyway, when you are around my Axiao from now on, you must protect him and assist him - he is now a chief police officer Si, that is the level of Zhan Zhaozhan's guard! He is also a baron of the British Empire. I wonder why he is also the Eight Wise King Zhao Defang. Well, he is a slightly weaker level than him! So you Zhang Long Zhao Hu dynasty Mahans must be Treat him well!"

Datou Wen and others couldn't laugh or cry: "That's for sure! We are very loyal to Brother Xiao!"

"Well said! Come on, come and buy some food and drinks. I want to have a drink with loyal guards like Big Head Wen, Fighting Cock Strong, and Bucktooth Horse!" Du Dapao told his wife and children, "In short, I won't come back until I'm drunk! "

…

late at night--

The drunk Du Dapao was helped into the house by his wife Li Cuilian, took off his shoes and put his coat on the bed.

Li Cuilian went to wash up. When she came back, she saw Du Dapao sitting upright. She was startled and thought something had happened to him.

Du Dapao asked his wife to get water, took a big sip, and suddenly said: "Alian, why do I always feel uneasy -"

"What do you mean, our Xiao has now become the chief superintendent, and you have become a thief. Are you still feeling uneasy?" Li Cuilian joked.

Du Dapao sighed: "Axiao's life is so good! He is also the chief superintendent and a baron - listen to people, a person's luck is limited, will our Axiao make good use of it? It’s over, are you exhausted now?”

"To the end!" Li Cuilian gave her husband a bang on the forehead, "Even if you die, he will still be fine!"