Hokage: Give Me Face

229 The House Goes To The Depths Of Natural Corruption (5/5)

With a loud bang, the office door slammed open.

Sarutobi looked up at Ye Xuan from the pile of documents and sighed wearily.

"Little bastard, why did you come here again if you didn't follow Might to practice Taishu?"

"Humph! Because I'm a little nerd, and I'm here to make you hate me!"

From time to time, causing trouble, Ye Xuan has a nickname of 'little annoying', but only Sarutobi and Jiraiya dare to say this nickname, the others really don't have the guts.

"Brought you something to eat."

wow...

A bag of fried chestnuts was left on the desk, Sarutobi's eyes lit up, and he nodded with relief: "It's still Little Xuan who cares about me, thank you..."

"I was just a little bastard!" Ye Xuan pouted angrily, seeing that Sarutobi was about to pick up a chestnut, Ye Xuan suddenly grabbed the bag, making Sarutobi's hand miss.

“Er... Little Xuan.”

"Tell me one thing and I'll treat you to it!"

"What's up?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to have monkeys with Lake Biwa a few years ago? How is it now?"

"Oh, about this, Lake Biwa is already pregnant, eight months, and two months to go. Also, it's not a monkey, but a baby!"

When he mentioned the child, Sarutobi had a smile on his face, and when he looked up, Ye Xuan saw a white hair on Sarutobi's head.

"Hey, you've got white hair!"

"No way?"

"Really! You don't move!"

Ye Xuan trotted over, pinched the white hair, and yanked it!

"Ouch, brat!"

"Look, it's really white hair! Oh...poor, is it getting old so quickly? Hokage is really not for people, I'll go first, you should be exhausted slowly!"

Ye Xuan threw the white hair into Sarutobi's hand, pulled Konan up and jumped out of the office, looking at Ye Xuan and Konan's backs, Sarutobi smiled wryly, picked up the pen, and sold it into the pile of documents again.

click...

"Well, the taste of this sugar-fried chestnut is not bad! You have a conscience..."

.....

After leaving the Hokage building, Ye Xuan roamed the streets with a little boy. After a year of 'education', Konan no longer resisted being held by Ye Xuan, but that was all.

"Teacher, where are we going now?"

"I don't know, Konan, don't you think it's fun to go shopping like this?"

"I don't think so, I like to stay and make a cup of tea, read books and fold flowers, it's more comfortable that way."

"That can't be done! You will become a house girl if you stay like this! If you stay at home for a long time, you will become rotten. Do you want to become a rotten girl?"

"What is a scumbag?"

"I just like boys and boys together, tsk tsk tsk..."

"Boys and boys? It seems good to hear the teacher say that!" Konan's eyes lit up, as if thinking of something, and a smile appeared on his face, "Yahiko and Nagato...Teacher, I'm right! ?"

"..."

Seeing that Konan's head was empty and started YY, Ye Xuan finally couldn't help raising his hand and knocked it down!

Boom!

"Yeah! Teacher, why are you beating me on the head? I'll be stupid!"

"It's better to be stupid, so you don't have to think about it all day long, walk and run with me! Run fifty laps around Konoha and love outdoor sports, don't you know that it's natural to rot in the depths of your house!"

"But...I want to go back to drink tea, read books and fold flowers..."

The two were chattering on the street, and neither could convince the other, but at this moment, three people approached, finally interrupting their chatter.

"Yo, brat, Konan!" Jiraiya greeted carelessly, Ye Xuan's eyes flashed, and a sinister smile suddenly cracked the corner of his mouth.

"Konan, weren't you thinking something weird just now? What do you think, Jiraiya and Orochimaru?"

"Eh...it seems, it's good too!" Konan blinked innocently, obviously not understanding the problem.

Jiraiya and Nagato Yahiko were puzzled by the strange remarks of the two, Ye Xuan smirked and rubbed Konan's head lightly.

"Konan, tell them what you were thinking."

"I'm thinking......"

.....

"vomit......"

At the entrance of the Hokage building, Nagato and Yahiko vomited while holding on to the railings, and when Konan told what she was fantasizing about, they couldn't help but vomit.

Jiraiya's face was also not good, he stared at Ye Xuan fiercely, gnashing his teeth with an angry expression.

"Stinky boy! You actually said that Orochimaru and I are... You must have taught this!"

"It's not me! I swear, I definitely didn't teach this! Ask Konan if you don't believe me!"

"Konan?"

"Sir Jiraiya, these are really not taught by the teacher, and I don't know why, but these images appear in my mind..."

Konan hid behind Ye Xuan a little scared, facing Jiraiya's fierce eyes, she clutched Ye Xuan's clothes tightly and hid most of her head behind Ye Xuan's shoulders.

For Konan, this cute little girl, Jiraiya couldn't let out no matter how depressed he was, he snorted and sighed softly in desperation.

"Konan, your thinking is so bad, it's a big crime against humanity! Think for yourself, if all boys are with boys, then there will be no husbands and wives. Without husbands and wives, no children will be born, and mankind will perish. !"

"Really?" Konan glanced at Ye Xuan suspiciously, his eyes were full of pure doubts,

"of course it's true!"

In order to get Konan out of this point of no return, Ye Xuan nodded righteously and stood on Jiraiya's side for the first time.

"Oh... well, I won't think like that in the future..." Konan pouted with some grievances, for the sake of all mankind, she ruthlessly gave up her fantasy, although in her heart , this idea is really interesting...

At this moment, Nagato and Yahiko finally finished vomiting, the two looked very bad, they used to be inseparable, but now they are standing on both sides of Jiraiya, one left and one right. It is obviously unbearable by Konan's YY fantasies.

"Okay, stop bragging, let's get down to business! Brat, I brought Nagato and Yahiko to the Hokage building this time to get a B-level task for them to do. I heard that you have been practicing physique for the past year? If Without using Chakra, your pure body technique should have the strength of Chūnin, right? Are you interested in bringing Konan with you?"_