Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18

"Harry, you want some roast chicken, don't you?"

"Huh? What?"

"Hagrid, you can't eat him!"

The twins, who were rolling their eyes and pretending to be dizzy a second ago, jumped up when they heard Hagrid's words. They stared at Hagrid warily, with a hint of worry in their eyes.

"Then hurry up!"

Hagrid snorted angrily, the twins' tricks couldn't fool him, "Let me tell you, you've gotten into big trouble this time."

"Did you die?! How could you run into the depths of the forest! I have warned you countless times. It's fine to hang around the edge of the forest before. Do you know how dangerous the Forbidden Forest is?"

"Quintapods, venomous leopards, mountain tyrannosauruses, sphinxes, manticores, moapods, black rock serpents... I can't even count how many things in this forest can be killed in an instant. Killed you!"

"Don't listen to the words of Headmaster Dumbledore and the professors! You two little bastards!"

Hagrid's yell, with a hint of fear and anger, rumbled in the twins' ears, draining what little strength they had left.

"This is a place where people will die! If you haven't met me today, you'll just wait to be collected in the belly of the giant ogre."

"Sorry Hagrid for being careless this time"

Yan Baji's twins didn't dare to quibble, they drooped their heads and nodded. In fact, the moment they met the giant ogre, they knew they had made a big mistake, but the matter had come to this point, and they couldn't do anything about it.

"From now on, both of you are not allowed to step into the Forbidden Forest. I don't want Molly and Arthur to come to Hogwarts one day in the future, but they will only pick up what is left of you. Half a finger or an undigested bone."

"we know"

It's not clear whether the twins listened or not, but at least now, they complied honestly.

"That's about the same." Hagrid nodded reluctantly, "You two went into the woods for it?"

Hagrid pointed to the Balloon in their arms, and the twins nodded.

"If you want to raise one, why didn't you tell me? I can catch you and bring it back. Although this kind of chicken runs fast, it can scare a large group of chickens with a roar. It tastes good, but it's a pity that the meat If there is less, you can make soup to drink."

Before the twins could do anything, the ball in their arms exploded in an instant. The ball that was originally a ball exploded into a bigger ball of fluff, with its quivering tail and The head buried in the body disappeared, and Hagrid's menacing speech frightened it out of courage.

"Hey! Hagrid, he's our partner, how can we eat him!"

"Right Blue, we're good friends, right? We won't let Hagrid eat you."

The twins stretched out their hands to touch the trembling hair balls. With the comfort of the two, Qiu Dunniao pitifully showed its little head and gave them a grateful glance.

"Okay, okay, since you two survived by chance today, I won't pursue it too much."

Hearing this, the twins' eyes lit up, but in the next second, Hagrid's words forcibly extinguished the light in their eyes.

"But if you make a mistake, you have to be punished. You two will follow me to find Professor McGonagall later. If you break into the Forbidden Forest on the first day of school, Professor McGonagall will give you a fair punishment."

"Don't"

"No, Hagrid"

"I beg you"

The mournful twins have foreseen that they will have to hang out with confinement and cleaning toilets in the next month or two. The toilets in the school hospital are simply their enemies for life. Because of the "closeness" in the past two years, the two of them even I can recognize the characteristics of each toilet, and I have nothing to do to name them.

"There's no need to discuss it, it's settled like this."

Hagrid waved his hand firmly, he needed to let the twins remember today's lesson.

"You guys rest here for a few minutes, I'll come back after packing up some things, just wait, don't run around!"

"Harry, look at the two of them, if you dare to run away, give them a punch, and I'll be the one who kills them."

"Oh." Harry rolled his eyes, what's the matter.

When Hagrid got up to clean up those ogre monsters he had killed or half-dead, the twins' eyeballs rolled up, and they looked at Harry with kind smiles. Self-acquaintance allows them to mingle with people they want to meet in a short period of time.

Twins who know a little bit of everything can indeed be regarded as knowledgeable. Although their intelligence is basically not put on the exam, you have to admit that they are indeed very smart and capable.

In just a few words, the twins, who revealed a lot of interesting things, chatted with Harry. The two Hogwarts know-it-alls almost knew everything. It became clear that Harry was a very, very good friend, and it wasn't Harry's already overfit muscles that attracted them, but the fact that Hagrid was able to take Harry into the woods.

The twins thought they couldn't win Hagrid's favor, but the Harry in front of them would definitely be the popular man in front of Hagrid in the future. If they could get through this line, there would be something in the Forbidden Forest that he couldn't get in the future. ?

Harry, who had a good chat with the twins, took the opportunity to inquire about Hagrid's set of words, but he didn't expect the twins to give him an unexpected surprise at this time.

"You mean Quirrell? He seems to be a professor who teaches Muggle studies, doesn't he, George?"

"It should be right. Graduated from Ravenclaw's seniors, and then stayed in school to teach. Like Charlie and the others, they are all good students with particularly easy-to-use brains."

George touched his chin and nodded, he had a little impression.

"But I heard that he died, and he wasn't there when the school started. Didn't Dad mention it once during the vacation, saying that the Hogwarts professor died unexpectedly in Albania?"

"Oh yes, the blood was drained from the whole body, and the whole person looked like a mummy. The Ministry attached great importance to this matter. It has been a long time since there has been such a vicious murder."

"Some people suspect that it was done by vampires, and some say it was done by black wizards using black magic. Dad guessed that someone performed black witchcraft sacrifices, maybe some cult has revived."

"But Harry, do you know Quirrell?"

The twins looked at Harry with piercing eyes, but before Harry could reply, Hagrid's heavy footsteps interrupted their chat.

Hagrid dragged the giant log broken by the giant ogre with its body. He was going to chop firewood and go back. Anyway, the tree fell down, so the waste can be used. The first two giant ogres except for the head The one that was blown off, the one with a large washbasin hole in its chest is still alive!

The trolls that Hagrid had tied into strings with tough tree vines as thick as his arms were tied to the giant tree, and one end of the giant tree was casually carried by Hagrid on his shoulders, which weighed at least 20 to 30 tons. Being easily towed, Hagrid, incarnated as a carbon-based semi-trailer, dragged his booty and started to start. He had a meal every 100 kilometers, which was absolutely environmentally friendly.

"Let's go, we are leaving the woods, we all keep up."

The twins got up from the ground, and Harry, who was thinking about the news the twins had just told him, looked calm.

[Did Quirrell die in Albania? 】

[Then Voldemort, heh, sure enough there is something wrong with the script of this world. 】

[How will Dumbledore catch the fish he caught with the Philosopher's Stone? 】

He sorted out his thoughts, followed Hagrid step by step and left the dark green Forbidden Forest.