Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18

The inside of the Bamboo House was almost the same as the outside. Harry looked around and couldn't see any decorations. Perhaps these things were useless burdens in the eyes of his second uncle.

There is a raised platform in the middle of the spacious hall, covered with bamboo mats, and a square table. The wine jar that was swept away before is placed next to the table, and an elegant aroma of wine is wafting in the hall.

Pandas all like to drink, and they also like to make their own wine. However, in the panda village, I have never seen a shop selling wine. If you want to drink their wine, you can only ask the pandas here to give it to you. Free wine is a big deal. For Panda people, it is a kind of social interaction, and it is also an expression of recognition of you.

Although Panda people like to encounter new things and are very hospitable, it is not easy to integrate into their circle.

They were enthusiastic and distant. Without Uncle Tian's introduction, even if Harry met this second uncle, he would not have the chance to interact with them, let alone come here to learn.

Harry had already known in advance that this second uncle had a strange temper, so after entering the door, he behaved quite honestly and followed closely behind Uncle Tian. However, it was obvious that this second uncle could not be treated with normal eyes. After Harry entered, he held a bamboo wine glass and bent down, carefully looking at Harry from head to feet.

"This kid is very vicious."

The second uncle raised his brows and spoke in a very affirmative tone: "Oh my god, I'm afraid this doll is stained with so much blood. Where did you get such a little monster?"

"ah?"

Xiong Tianba scratched his head in confusion and looked at his second uncle with clear and stupid eyes, completely unable to understand what he was talking about.

"Drink, drink, drink! You know how to watch the wine, and the boss and the employer are asking you silly questions!"

The second uncle, who was picking up the wine jar with one hand and about to throw it over, paused in the middle of the action. He glanced at the wine jar and then at the bastard nephew who was already smiling brightly, and was startled to laugh in anger at him.

"Your old man just gave you a good name. Every day, ha! You have to be beaten every day to feel comfortable!"

The second uncle who put down the wine jar stood up from his seat. At this moment, a black and white shadow flashed past. Xiong Tianba burst out at an amazing speed at this moment, thinking about the back of the bamboo building as if it was pleasing to the eye. Rush away.

"Second uncle! I've already sent you here. I'm going to see how your new wine tastes. Don't worry, I definitely won't - oooooooooo~~~"

"You're just putting up the jiajiaan in front of the house?!"

A limping figure howled and jumped towards the hall with his legs in his arms. Even though Uncle Tian was already a father with a child of twenty-five, he was still under sixty in Pandaren. In fact, among them, he can only be regarded as a 'bastard with no full beard'. In the early years, when a panda was considered an adult at the age of fifty, he has just passed the threshold now.

"If a big guy comes running in, of course I have to put the trap in."

"Anyway, I don't think you, son of a bitch, even know about it. Since I've sent you here, you can get out of here."

The second uncle with a sneer on his face showed no sympathy at all. Every time his nephew came over to him, he would have to bang his way into the wine cellar, and he would drink and take away seven or eight large wine jars.

"This is a special drinker. I won't open it for you, so don't think too much about it. Be honest and get out of here. Don't make me upset in the house. I've beaten you all these years."

"You're so cruel to your nephew? I'm a grown-up. I don't make trouble. I just look at him. I don't touch him. I just smell him."

Xiong Tianba, who had a frown on his face, moved to the middle table, then raised his clamped legs, took out a bamboo tube and quickly inserted it into the wine jar. His throat was constantly throbbing, and within two seconds Zhong's two-hundred-pound wine jar was almost one-third empty.

"I'm going to do drunken boxing in a while. Second uncle, please open it for me. I'll leave as soon as this jar of wine is finished."

"You"

The second uncle's fists tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened again, and the blood vessels on his forehead were pulsing. He was really speechless for this bastard thing, but who knew that this was his nephew, who had been beaten since he was a child? I can pinch my nose to relieve pain.

The oversized mouse trap holding his feet was opened, and Xiong Tianba was tied up with the wine vat by the second uncle's entangled mind energy tentacles. He climbed up with his big feet and immediately flew out from the gate.

"I'll wait for you at a barbecue stall outside——"

The shouts coming from outside the door were cut off by the closed door. In the empty hall, only the second uncle and Harry were left.

"It shouldn't be changed to the age of adult. This kind of criticism of children is really annoying."

"Okay, it's just the two of us now."

The second uncle stretched out his hand and knocked on the table, "Sit down and talk."

He looked at Harry with some amusement in his eyes. Like the old man he met in the Sword Forging Hall, he also noticed something different about Harry when he met him for the first time. After the strength reaches a certain level, some things that ordinary people cannot detect can be captured and sensed.

‘It seems like it’s not a good idea to ask those guys to withdraw money. This is the second time. ' Harry thought silently in his heart, if he didn't restrain or cover up, who knows if there would be some people who were keen on doing justice for God. Once they got involved in this kind of thing, the trouble would be endless. .

The table was a little too high for Harry's height, but the bamboo mat rose a little as Harry climbed on it, allowing him to sit at just the right height.

"Tiantian is a stupid person but has bright eyes. Since he wants to recommend students to me, I think you must be talented, otherwise he wouldn't be able to talk like this."

"But it's not that easy to be my student."

"I don't care what you were doing before. It doesn't matter if you opened a slaughterhouse in front of the house and caught people and cut their waists. Anyway, if you can get permission to come here, then I will treat you as just doing good things for me. But You'd better learn to control the evil spirit in your body, which will make people hit their heads (dizzy)."

The Panda Village is very open to the outside world. Although people come here every year to play, they are not qualified to get close to it without passing the review. Not to mention that the pandas are national treasures. At first glance, they are ordinary, but in fact they are extremely rich. The magic bamboo forest of You needs to be guarded against intrusions by outsiders. The concentration of magic here is higher than that of the Forbidden Forest. Although the area is a bit smaller, many of the specialties produced here are top-notch goodies that cannot be obtained elsewhere.

"Come on, let's give a demonstration. I'll see what level of students Tiantian can push for me."

Harry nodded silently, then opened his hands. Almost at the same time, a black rosary bead the size of a table tennis ball appeared on the tips of all ten fingers, "Uncle Tian taught me for a while before dinner. Never learned this before.”

However, Harry could not wait for his uncle's response. He saw the panda holding his chin, frowning and staring at the prayer beads on Harry's fingertips. His eyes were flashing, as if there were countless thoughts in his mind. Flashing through my mind quickly.

"Fuck!"

"Labour and management met an immortal today!"

The pair of bear eyes were wide open. The second uncle, who was so excited that he was holding the table with both hands, came closer to his face and stared at Harry like he was looking at a precious animal.

"Isn't this surprise a bit too big? Baby, please crack your head, I guess Le'an is right?"

"Debasing the immortal." The second uncle's fingers clasping his chin moved like an afterimage, "I really saw such a living immortal living in a book!"

"Why don't you speak up? I won't eat you." The second uncle, who was scratching his head and scratching his head, was very anxious. He really wanted to see Harry nod to confirm his suspicion.

Then he saw Harry really nodding, "If the Banished Immortal is the Awakener Wizard, then I should be considered one."

"Yes, yes, this is it!"

"Haha!" He slapped his thigh fiercely, "I know it. You can send it to the village to tease people, but it may be a bad thing!"

"Young man, you have a future, Black has a future."

Uncle Er, who was so happy that he almost patted his belly, almost burst into laughter. Although he didn't know why, it wasn't a bad thing, right?

But after meeting that burning gaze, for some reason, Harry always felt a slight chill on his back, and had a premonition that something was not right.

"You mean, I can learn from you."

"What are you studying? How can I be your teacher? Don't talk about these things. Don't talk about these things." The second uncle waved his hand and gave a negative answer in Harry's surprised eyes.

"I'm just kidding you, what is Nian Qi? Nian Qi is a magic lump that can explode and deform, but essentially there is no difference between hitting a brick and hitting people. This thing is just for hitting people. Oh, but the bricks are picked up and smashed by hand. If you think about it, it can fly out, turn around and hit your head."

"It seems that the most annoying person is the mind beast."

The second uncle raised his hand, and a giant statue emitting white light appeared from behind him. Tentacles shot endlessly. Hundreds, thousands, and thousands of tentacles piled up an indescribable giant statue. The shape is difficult to look at directly, and it seems that one more look will make you feel trance-like.

"But this thing is essentially the same as a carved brick that can move by itself. But why do you say it is difficult? It's because we restrain our qi. I'm not talking about you. We normal practitioners restrain our qi. It only lasts for a little over ten seconds at most, and then it disappears!"

In just a few words, the huge, indescribable tentacled colossus disappeared, as if it melted, disintegrated into the air, assimilated into a part of it by natural magic, and returned to its origin.

"The problem is that if you want to use the mind beast to hit someone, then it is impossible to give you ten seconds to slowly control it. The shorter the time you spend to control, the longer the time left for you to control."

"You should know by now that since you are an immortal, you don't need to learn these things like other people. Of course, I'm not saying you won't learn anything. What I mean is that all the bells and whistles and techniques are completely different. Yes, you only need to figure out a few core ideas for using Nian Qi Le, and you will be able to customize a set of your own Nian Qi Le Nian Qi moves according to your own needs."

"Immortal Le Qi will not dissipate due to time. Although after it is converted into Nian Qi, it will disappear due to the consumption of maintaining the elemental form, but this time has been long enough to be calculated in months. What do you think of the Nian Beast? You can make it look as handsome as you like, but the core of Nian Shou Le is played by Didi. You have to put a virtual consciousness on it, and then it will pick up other people and chase them, bite them and explode. Blow up this son of a bitch to death."

"You are a foreigner. Don't you use magic and transformation abroad? Yes! Transformation. There is a living body transformation here. The Niubile Transformation Master can make those fake dolls look like real people. Touch It looks the same, the soft leather has warmth, you can also chat with this doll, and you won’t be able to tell if you’re not paying attention.”

"If you later learn to use advanced elementalization to turn your mind energy into a stream of high-energy electrical particles, you can do this."

"Let's change places."

The second uncle snapped his fingers, and they disappeared from the bamboo house and came to the open space not far from the house. When they looked up, they could see the stars in the sky. The full moon was hanging high at the moment, and the night view was extremely beautiful.

"If it is compressed and fired directly, this thing is a light cannon version of the Le Nian Air Cannon. It cannot be turned and fired. The speed is so fast that no one can react. Unless it is too far away, this thing will shoot out at a speed of about At four to five thousand meters per second, basically anyone who can see it within the field of vision can hit it.”

"If you use this to shoot stars, then I don't know if you can fly or not."

The second uncle raised his hand and made a gesture of firing a pistol. He saw a beam of light, the dark night was torn open by a ray of white light, and the fresh smell of ionized air was refreshing.

"It's still the same principle. The more you use Qi, the more destructive power of Nian Qi will be. I only made a small bunch just now, but if you want to choke, you can also make a lump as thick as a water tank. Remember, ha, Nian Qi To be angry is to use your magic power to hit people, but you also need to use your skills to hit them."

"You know there is a shield in front of you, and you still use your mind energy to attack it, then you are just a melon. Although your mind energy is more fancy and can be used in many ways, its shortcomings are also very obvious. Any protective spell can block it. So under normal circumstances, I prefer to fight at close range and ultra-long range. Nian Qi can be used for sneak attacks at close range, which is very convenient. After all, I like to play with tentacles. If any fool dares to come to me, I will tie him up and kill him. A small leather whip will make him scream."

"Now I'm going to tell you about the core concepts of the three major branches of Hazi Nianqi. As long as you understand this, you don't need a teacher. I can't teach you anything. You're too much of a student. You go to the bookstore to buy this thing. You can read them all in this book, so don’t think it’s strange. I know a lot of cow-squeezing techniques, but those things are not for you to use, but for ordinary people to use."

"On the contrary, I need you to help me a little bit."

The intense gaze made Harry's scalp tingle.

"How about you tell me first?" Harry answered cautiously, feeling a little unsure.

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