Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18

"Hey!"

"ha!"

"L Dragon Fist!"

"Tornado legs!"

"Eat one of my bear-style Qigong waves————"

In the furry palm, a ball emitting dazzling white light was gathered amidst the loud shouts. After a brief second of accumulation, the white light bullet the size of a human head penetrated the entire martial arts arena like a comet. The lightning-like light bullets were so fast that it was difficult to dodge, but the person facing this attack had no idea of ​​dodging.

An almost solid iron-gray magic tower shield was lifted up, blocking the man's majestic body. Every time he stepped on it, the bluestone floor, which was harder than steel, made a dull sound. The man holding up the shield moved toward him like a tank. Launched a fearless charge!

When the light bomb exploded, it burst out with a violent impact like a torrent. In just an instant, the majestic man's figure was swallowed up by the white waves. The violent explosion caused people outside the martial arts hall to cover their faces. His ears were broken, but before the storm and smoke of the explosion dissipated, a black shadow rushed out from the center of the explosion.

The slightly embarrassed figure was still strong and vigorous. The man who was only a few meters away was running as fast as a cheetah. The tower shield originally held by his left arm had long since disappeared.

"Tear down Mount Huashan with just one move from me!"

"I caught it with my bare hands - then I threw it over my shoulder!"

"Boom~"

The furry figure was grabbed by the arm and swung in a semicircle in the sky before being slammed to the floor.

"You melon kid, didn't you agree to take the sword with your bare hands?!"

"You melon bear, you only listen to half of what you say!"

A man and a bear were fighting together and rolled on the ground. The bastard was so powerful that Prime Minister Gui had to say hello to him.

"Now, baby, do you know what qigong is? This is kung fu, Liupi!"

After a while, a furry black bear paw protruded from the cloud of smoke that the two had mixed together. However, unlike the bear paw, the fingers of this bear paw were somewhat similar to human palms and could be easily grasped. Tools and weapons.

But the body behind the bear's paws is not white. Looking around, there are many black and white bear shadows near the martial arts arena. However, this one here is completely black, without any white hair. When he takes a closer look, it turns out that it is The bear man I met when I entered the customs.

"I don't know if it's popular or not, but I feel like your stuff is not authentic."

"Little baby, don't talk nonsense, you know how to shovel (chuǎn)."

"Everyone else uses Panda Boxing, but you use Bear Boxing. It's weird if it's authentic."

"I" the big black bear scratched his head, and after a while he muttered in a muffled voice: "Even if I call it Panda Fist, no one will believe it. It's not my fault that I'm dark, and I'm not an old man." .”

"Hey, Hei Wa, look if your old man is behind you?" A voice shouted to him outside the martial arts arena.

"I didn't even say anything!"

The black bear man who immediately jumped up from the ground and looked around 360 degrees subconsciously covered his buttocks. However, half of the people behind him were missing, and neither was the bear.

"It's so cruel to make people feel bad now."

Knowing that he had been deceived, Black Bear sighed helplessly, but he did not find out who was the bad guy who played the joke on him.

"Come on, now you can live here for three days. Although you are still very young, I, Xiong Dezheng, approve of you. Go back and get the cards, and then choose a house to live in. "

When Harry first came to Panda Village, he really didn't expect that there were actually pandas in the world, and there was also a village!

Running around the streets, the milky black and white dumplings were picked up as if no one wanted them. After getting off the bus at the entrance of the village, Furong didn't even enter the village gate for a few meters before she was surrounded by those red pandas calling her sister. The dumplings were surrounded, looking happy and planning to drown themselves in this group of cuties.

Those black and white dumplings include normal ordinary pandas, some are not so normal magic pandas, and some are very abnormal pandas. When they were young dumplings, it was really difficult to tell who they belonged to unless they spoke. What kind.

But no matter which one they are, these cubs are cute and clingy, and they just make noises when they open their mouths. They are beyond the control of humans. Even Harry feels that his health bar is not enough for these little guys to share. .

But Panda Village is not that easy to stay in. Even if Harry is qualified to visit here, he wants to spend the night here? Then you have to ask the magical panda.

Probably because of the creed of "the bear people will never be slaves", the force value of the panda village is extremely high. Except for those cubs who are still in the cute stage, the remaining bears, whether they are male or female, can each They use swords, guns and sticks that are definitely not showy, and they use the ancestral panda fist to open and close, but they can also move a thousand pounds. The balance of Yin and Yang Tai Chi is well mastered in their black and white bodies.

If you want to live here, you can, but you have to fight first. You don’t have to win, but at least you have to let the examiner you compete with recognize your ability. Fight and stay for three days. This is the rule for staying overnight in the Panda Village. , if you can't get their approval, no one can stay here.

Feeling that if he didn't move, Harry would really be beaten to death by these squealing little dumplings. Harry quickly ran away and hurried towards the village committee. However, when he met the village chief, he bumped into a There seems to be a familiar person. Xiong Ying.

"Oh! It's you!"

The pure black bear who met Harry face to face pointed at Harry and exclaimed, "It's him! It's him! That big-cocked doll!"

Maybe he was too happy, or maybe he was in a hurry. As soon as this guy opened his mouth, he silenced the people nearby. The panda people looked at Harry a little bit wrong.

As we all know, pandas are not very good at reproducing, and we don’t know whether panda people can do it. However, it is an unchanging fact that the population of this panda village has not exceeded 15,000 for hundreds of years.

"This adjective." Harry looked up at that dark face and said with a strange expression, "Brother, have you misunderstood something?"

"Come on, aren't you the same person yesterday? The one who gave me the big cock. Your cock is so delicious. The village chief and grandpa said this thing is delicious and delicious. I want to have another one."

"Cough cough cough cough."

An old panda man, about two meters sixty-seven meters tall and with a long white beard, coughed behind him.

"Heiwazi, you've been here for many years and haven't come back. Let's take a quick look at you old man today. You're trying to make things worse by entertaining guests. Just don't worry about it."

Although the old village chief couldn't see any embarrassment on his face, he was probably choked by Black Bear's speech just now, so he hurriedly opened his mouth to chase people away, so as not to make the water muddy later.

"I just entered the village today and I got hit by him. He said, 'Look, my kung fu has not improved.' He just hasn't hit me in the past few years. Now my hands are itching so much. I don't Cut back.”

The black bear, who turned his head away from looking at the village chief's grandfather, approached Harry, "Are you here to cause trouble?"

“I heard you have to come here if you want to stay overnight.”

"This is what happened!" The big black bear suddenly understood and patted his chest, then turned to look at the white-bearded Pandaren village chief, "Grandpa, do you want me to beat him? Don't let me go, oh, don't worry, you don't want to see it. Ha, have I made any progress? Can’t you see it now?”

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"The houses in this area are for guests to live in." Xiong De was pointing to a bamboo house halfway up the mountain to show Harry, "Although I haven't been back for two or three years, the things here have not changed much. Which house do you like? , just hang up the sign in your hand, and then you can stay in that house for three nights."

"Thanks a lot, bro."

Harry raised his eyes and looked at the hillside ahead. It was also within the scope of Panda Village, perhaps so that guests could see the good scenery in the village. The location of this hillside was not bad, and you could reach it by walking straight along the path down the mountain. The most lively Tuanzi Square in the village is said to be a village, but this is the size of a small town. Everything available outside is available here. Panda people are big people who stay up late, so the nightlife in the small village is very rich.

Their playful nature makes them happy to try new and interesting things, and the martial atmosphere makes this group of pandas particularly energetic. Even at three or four o'clock in the middle of the night, when people are most sleepy, the Tuanzi Square below is still brightly lit. There was constant laughter and laughter.

"You're welcome, but I have to find a house to live in after I send you there. I just came back this morning. My old man guarded the entrance of the village and gave me a jio. It still had the same familiar smell. It's impossible to go home. Otherwise, wouldn’t all my business trips these past few years have been in vain?”

"Buy a piece of land, build a house, and build a two-story building. When these things are ready, I will marry my mother-in-law and give birth to a litter of babies. Then I will not let my old man hold him. I will make him mad to death. .”

Xiong Dezheng, who had already started planning his future life, smiled so much that the saliva was dripping from the corner of his mouth, "Let me tell you, the white bear girl over there in the north is so awesome, I would have noticed it a long time ago, if it weren't for I won’t be able to come back until this life-long event is resolved. When the time comes, I will go to the ring to show off my skills. Believe it or not, those girls can’t hold their legs together, and they will jump on me when they call me brother.”

"The arena?" Harry scratched his hair and turned to look at Xiong Dezheng, "A contest to recruit a bride?"

"How could it be that thing? Do you know about jio fighting competitions? As long as I win the championship, my brother and I will be the brightest cub in the world." Xiong Dezheng gave a thumbs up, "The kind that girls chase after me when I go out. "

"Tell me, if I marry a white bear sister, is it possible for my cub to change its color back?"

He nudged Harry with his big arm, his eyes shining with hope.

"Black and white should only become gray at most, right?"

"I'm not completely black, I also have white hair!" Xiong Dezheng raised his big arm, "Look carefully, are the hairs on my armpits white? My old man is a serious panda. Man, he's just a bit unsatisfied. He just wants to listen to me and listen to me. At least he should work hard at that time and give me more white ones. Half of the panda blood should be half white for me! A quarter of it! It’s okay, but it only leaves me with white hair on my armpits. When I tell outsiders that I’m a Pandaren, even if I’m half a Pandaren, people cover their mouths and laugh.”

"When I find a white bear sister to marry and bring home, maybe I can make the doll more white."

"Then come on, brother."

Harry didn't know much about whether adding white to black could make it more white, but he was somewhat interested in another thing.

"The jio fighting competition you just mentioned, is it a dueling competition?"

"Jio Dou is Jio Dousa." Xiong Dezheng scratched his head in confusion, "Isn't this the same thing?"

"Oh~~~"

Harry, who thought he had misunderstood before, nodded, "World Young Wizards Duel Competition??"

"That's right, but wizards need to be eliminated. That's the local name. It's the World Championship. We need to be more rigorous." Xiong Dezheng told Harry seriously, "World Youth Spellcaster Duel Competition."

"Wizards, magicians, practitioners, there are a lot of random names. As long as they are on international occasions, no matter it is a competition or some organization, they are all called spellcasters. Do you know?"

"I know, I know."

Looking at Harry who nodded, Xiong De was stroking his chin and thinking, "Are you also participating? Which competition area are you from? I am from the Central Asian mixed competition area."

"European area."

"Oh, it's in the novice area."

"Huh?" Harry looked up sharply.

"I'm just talking about your food, nothing else."

Xiong Dezheng spoke honestly and said seriously, "The European region is recognized as the cradle of rookies. It is shabby, xenophobic, and conservative. It has produced five world champions in more than four hundred years. Although each one is strong enough to be criticized, the rest In the vast majority of the past four hundred years, no one has made it to the finals.”

"Occasionally, there will be some big bosses who think they can make a lot of beef, but they are rich in green chickens, and on average they are the best, so that's no problem, right?"

"It's true." Harry complained speechlessly, but he quickly forgot about it. Who was the winner of those people, and it had nothing to do with him?

"Then now the guy who is so strong that he is criticized will make his debut."

"Hey, little kid, you are very brave." Xiong Dezheng patted Harry on the shoulder. When he registered information with the village chief, he saw Harry's age. He was still two months shy of thirteen. Xiong Dezheng was almost older than Harry. After one round, this was the last Young Spellcaster Duel Tournament he could participate in.

"Then you go put your things away first. You can still live here for a few days anyway. Come and play with me when you are free. Then we can practice again. Pandaren's Kung Fu is not as simple as you think. .”

Xiong De was walking away with long strides and humming a tune, while Harry and Fleur were walking along the path towards the middle of Zhushan Mountain. There was the sound of gurgling streams hidden in the forest, and there was a waterfall falling in the distance, smashing a pool of jade beads. lingering sound.