Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18

It would be too unfair to say that Diagon Alley is useless. After buying all the teaching materials, Harry took Dudley to Gringotts in a mean way. The goblin's track speed car was still the same as last year. Dudley, who had been holding on to the handrail the whole time, swayed tremblingly with his limp legs after the racing ended.

"Well, this is more exciting than a roller coaster, right!"

"Don't talk to me, you stinky brother!"

Although the pale-faced Dudley performed much better than last year's Hagrid, he still had a deep psychological shadow on this 'amusement facility' with no seat belts and no protective measures.

"There will be no next time! I, Dudley Dursley, even if I die at home, I will never come to such a ghostly place for the second time!"

"Fortlin's Ice Cream Shop is here. There is a new product coming out. Piao Piao Ghost Ice Cream Cone, which can make you float a few inches high. Do you want to try it?"

"Huh? There is such a thing?"

Immediately, Dudley regained his energy and quickly looked forward. He saw a little girl holding an ice cream cone and licking it a little, and then she floated up a few inches steadily. After a burst of yelling, she was held by her father and floated away like a balloon.

"I want it! I have to try it!"

"Then you go in line."

Harry stuffed a purse, which contained a bag of Galleons. He had already told Dudley the exchange rate of the wizarding world's currency, but he had reasonable doubts that Dudley could easily calculate the exact money. Mathematics had always been a subject that Dudley was troubled by.

Harry, who continued to walk forward, went to other snack shops to buy a lot of weird wizarding snacks, such as pepper urchins, voice-changing taffy, Bibi multi-flavored beans, piles of cockroaches, all these messy things were packed by him. After all, Dudley was just scared just now, and he needs to make up his body. Look at that pale face, how pitiful it is.

"Hey! Harry, look, I'm floating!"

Dudley, who was holding four ice cream cones in his left and right hands, was very happy at the moment. Although he was only floating a few inches high and he couldn't take a step, the feeling of floating in the air was amazing to him!

"Don't just eat ice cream, you'll have diarrhea if you eat too much, come here, now you need to add some of the best sugar, how about a piece of chocolate?"

"Okay." Dudley nodded without hesitation. He was still in the excitement, and he didn't realize that Harry had taken out a glass jar with an ominous contents. It was densely packed with energetic cockroaches. Although it was made of chocolate, they were enchanted, just like real cockroaches, and they would crawl around when they were thrown into the mouth.

"Open your mouth."

Harry, who couldn't help showing a smirk on his face, tried his best to speak in a casual tone. At this time, Dudley was still holding the ice cream cone, and he couldn't free his hand at all.

Just when Dudley opened his mouth honestly, Harry stuffed a handful of sweet cuties into Dudley's mouth.

Immediately, the chocolate cockroach began to wriggle and stomp on the soft tongue and the inner wall of the mouth with its thin legs. Dudley, who was happy one second, turned completely green in the next moment.

Dudley, whose head was down, opened his mouth stupidly and didn't know what to do, but his caring cousin gave him a little help when he needed it most.

Harry lifted Dudley's chin and closed his mouth for him.

At the moment when the teeth were clenched, the brittle chocolate made a slight cracking sound, like the sound of some kind of carapace being crushed by the teeth. At this moment, a pair of terrified eyes were wider than a cowbell. Before Dudley could move, he saw Harry holding up a half-empty jar and shaking it in front of him.

"It tastes good, right?"

"vomit~"

Dudley, who didn't spit it out on the Gringotts underground train, broke his defense instantly when he saw the cockroaches piled up jars, especially after witnessing himself spit out several black cuties that hadn't been crushed and were still alive and kicking

"Don't you like it?"

When Dudley looked up, he saw Harry squeeze a cockroach into his mouth and chew it loudly.

His trembling fingers hung in the air for a long time without moving, his overloaded mind went blank at this moment, he didn't know what to do or say.

Said that Harry couldn't feed him cockroaches even if he was joking? But Harry ate it all by himself, chewing it deliciously.

"This crispy chocolate tastes really good, why are you vomiting on the ground?

"What? What do you say this is??"

"Choco-late." Harry, with a serious face, taught the pronunciation of the word on the spot, "It's just the kind that can move. Look, how serious they are for this little guy, and he's alive and kicking."

Looking at the chocolate cockroach that was constantly bouncing around under Harry's fingertips, Dudley, whose mind had suffered a terrible challenge, shook violently, and all the ice cream cones in his hand fell off.

"Hey, don't waste food."

With a light hook of his finger, Harry quickly caught the falling ice cream, "How about it, some snacks and shocks in the wizarding world are not bad, right?"

"To be honest, it's also the first time I've eaten cockroaches, but unexpectedly, the taste of this thing is really good."

After watching Harry stuff another chocolate cockroach into his mouth, Dudley's face showed a look of pained pity.

"What a nice person, why did you go crazy after coming here for a year?"

Dudley, who had already tasted the sweetness of the remaining chocolate in his mouth, was sure that what Harry said was true, but it was precisely because of this that he had such an idea.

"Harry." He said earnestly, posing as a big brother for a rare time, "It doesn't matter if you don't stay in the wizarding world, keep going, I feel that you are really going to be transformed into a little lunatic by these lunatics."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The overjoyed Harry casually threw the cockroach-heaped jar to the corner of Diagon Alley, then pulled Dudley up and patted him on the shoulder.

"Whoever a serious person eats this stuff, cockroaches pile up candy specially prepared for people with pica, you can use it as a prank prop, for example, launch a macho challenge, you eat chocolate cockroaches, and then trick that unlucky silly kid to eat it for real."

"Can you still play like this?"

For some reason, Dudley, who started to giggle inexplicably, followed Harry's brain circuit, "Tell me, if I tell my father that I will eat this thing without adding pocket money, will he agree?"

Dudley, who was crackling with the abacus, immediately found a new way to cheat his father after he was raised. Dudley, who was studying in Smettings, had a girlfriend early on. The fully closed campus of the boarding system allowed Dudley to go home only during summer vacation and Christmas. At this age of strong hormones, falling in love is not a thing at all.

"Have an idea, a lot of ideas!"

The two brothers hooked up shoulder to shoulder and returned to their good state in an instant. After Harry took out Bibi's multi-flavored beans and ate them while walking, the two grinning along the way were unlucky and didn't eat a few normal-flavored beans, but their happy smiles lasted until they returned home.