Hero of the Penalty Area

Vol 5 Chapter 100: Heavy Stool Superman

When Martin O'Neal had a headache about how to shut up the **** Besiktas fans below, he heard two more clear "pops" in the huge insults.

He was stunned for a moment, and then went into a rage. This is the case. Which idiot dared to throw things down? ! Isn't he afraid to irritate each other completely? !

But this time O'Neill guessed wrong. He waited for a few seconds. These few seconds were like a century long to him. He held his breath and waited for greater scolding and noise. Now it is just before the storm. It’s just calm...

But... Huh?

Why is the calm time before the storm a bit long?

Just when he was surprised, the noise finally rang again.

But it’s no longer a scream, but a violent howl"...

These howls are so miserable that Martin O'Neill suspects that someone has thrown a white phosphorus bomb down.",...

This howl continued for a while, and then it became smaller and smaller.

Martin O'Neill looked at it and found that there was a mess below, but there were a lot fewer people.

The tenth floor is too high, and he can't see exactly what is scattered on the ground below. It looks like a puddle of water, but what water can do to disperse these **** fans? Is it concentrated sulfuric acid?

Martin O'Neal was thinking about it, and the police finally arrived late.

However, they seemed to be very worried about the things on the ground, and refused to move forward, just pinching their noses and using horns to let the group of fans leave.

If it were normal, the police-Piaotian Literature-Observers' words would certainly not work so quickly. But this time, those fans also left soon.

Then the police-Piaotian Literature-inspectors did not come up to ask about the situation, but left in a hurry.

Everything happened so quickly, before Martin O'Neill upstairs could react, the people below had already gone.

He is a little puzzled-why is this? Why did those fans suddenly become so obedient? This is not like the style of Turkish fans",...

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Kuyt stared blankly at the empty street below.

Chen Yingxiong clapped his hands and yawned: "Take it one by one! Now you can sleep!"

Then he went back to his bed and said to Kuyt: "Good night, Dirk"

Kuyt didn't respond to him, but stared down blankly.

His heart was tumbling like his stomach before-your mother's lethality is so powerful! I definitely don't want to be hit by the hero's killer! Too much-Piaotian Literature-Mom is sick!

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Although I went through a small episode when I went to bed at night, it was fortunate that it was resolved quickly, and it did not make the fans toss for too long. It may only take 20 minutes before and after.

After waking up, Kuyt mentioned this again, because there was one thing he never figured out, "How do you know that fans are going to make trouble? Those..." Uh, I mean, did you prepare your killer in advance? Ok? "

"How can I be so clever? I have been constipated for several days, and I have been lying in bed and rubbing my belly. I finally felt it, so I went to solve it. As soon as I entered the toilet, I heard a fan calling from below... Just a brainstorm!" Chen Yingxiong snapped his fingers, and added sound effects to his "Smart brainstorm".

Kuyt regretted that I really shouldn't have mentioned it at this time!

Because he thought about the scenes from yesterday, and then said, "...Uh, I feel sick in my stomach.

But Hero Chen wanted to add fuel to the fire: "Go, Dirk. Let's have breakfast!"

Kuyt raised his **** at him.

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When Chen Yingxiong and Kuyt came to the restaurant, many teammates were already there. Everyone did not forget to chat while eating breakfast. What happened last night was naturally the focus of discussion.

When Chen Yingxiong entered, he heard Suarez boasting there: ""...If I hadn't thrown a bag of water down last night, they wouldn't have stopped so easily! Let me tell you that, in this case, fill the black garbage bag with water, turn off the light and throw it down to ensure that no one knows who did it. "Ahahahaha!"

A group of teammates gave Suarez thumbs up one after another: "Luis, you are so amazing!"

"You are a genius, such an idea can remind you of it!"

When Chen Yingxiong heard that Suarez had robbed himself of the credit, he snorted: "Don't brag, Luis. You don't want to see how they reacted after throwing down the bag of water yesterday! I have to rely on my brother! I told you that I also added bath salt specially, and the smell guarantees that they will not be able to wash it off when they go back! Ahahaha!"

Everyone looked at Chen Yingxiong in a daze, but didn't understand.

But Suarez reacted. He pointed to Chen Yingxiong and said, "You threw the two bags behind yesterday?"

"Nonsense! Except for brother, who can think of such a genius combat strategy, come?" Chen Yingxiong's head raised his head.

After Kuyt entered the dining room, he separated from Chen Yingxiong, because he felt that if he continued to stay with this servant, he might not be able to eat breakfast completely...

Chen Yingxiong threw two bags of things down, and the people below caused horrors. Suarez was lying by the window and saw the whole city. But he didn't know what exactly was thrown down, so Besik TASS fans are so afraid.

He became curious for a while, and wanted to ask clearly: "What are you throwing?"

Kuyt's heart jumped and he stood up abruptly: "No!"

But it's too late...

Almost at the same time, Chen Yingxiong said loudly: "Shit and urine, and Dirk's vomit, wowhahahahaha!"

The whole restaurant fell into a strange silence at once, only Chen Yingxiong's laughter, other than that, there was no sound.

Then someone retched--it was not enough time to eat.

Then someone covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom. It was already breakfast.

Suarez stood there, his face was a little pale, and his stomach was also very uncomfortable, but he was stronger, and he did not show it. Not only that, he still has the strength to scold Chen Yingxiong.

"I'm **** you, hero! Can you stop talking about this during breakfast!"

"Fu (will it be harmonious) ck! Fuck me! You are asking yourself, I'm just telling the truth, is honesty a shortcoming?"

"Honestly, your sister! You won't see what occasion this is? Everyone is eating breakfast! What are you talking about peeing... and vomit... I rely on!"

More people rushed out of the restaurant and they couldn't stand it anymore!

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Martin O'Neill and his assistants walked to the restaurant, intending to have breakfast, but along the way they kept seeing someone rushing out of it with their mouth covered, and when they saw him, they didn't even bother to say hello.

He was still puzzled, and wanted to ask what happened. But the next moment he regrets why his curiosity is so heavy"".

He walked to the entrance of the restaurant, and then heard the quarrel between Chen Yingxiong and Suarez and his face instantly turned pale"...

Then he turned around and left, not wanting to stay here for a second.

He really wanted to be like he hadn't heard it before!

He knew the truth about last night, but he would rather not know...

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A waiter in the restaurant watched the quarrel between Chen Yingxiong and Suarez, and both sides pointed to each other's nose and yelled.

Although they speak very fast and they have their respective national accents, he doesn't quite understand them, but they can still understand those swear words.

He hurriedly walked out of the restaurant while people were not paying attention, then found a quiet corner and started calling.

"Hey Okan? Listen to me, I have an intelligence! Yes, it's about the British! Their two main strikers just quarreled in the restaurant. The quarrel was fierce! No one else went up. Persuaded to fight, but left one after another... This is too weird, isn't it? I think if the Liverpool people are in this state, it would not be a problem for the Black Hawks to beat them at home....Yes, yes, I promise, I personally What you see! Photo? You idiot! How dare I take it? What if they find out? Okay, let’s go back to work...",

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After being so tossed by Chen Yingxiong, most of the players did not eat breakfast because they had no mood and appetite. However, Chen Yingxiong was unaffected and he could eat whatever he should eat. The scene where he is alone in the dining room in the huge restaurant looks really weird, but in the eyes of those who care, it turns into "After the quarrel, Chen Yingxiong has turned himself out of his teammates, has lost support, and has become a lonely family."

Those who didn't eat breakfast had no appetite until noon, but everyone strongly urged Chen Yingxiong not to talk about what happened last night.

This made Chen Yingxiong a little depressed--that's his glorious deed. He really wanted to tell the world that I used **** and urine and vomit to repel a bunch of **** Besiktas fans yesterday!

Now, outnumbered, he can only bury his glorious deeds in his heart, and continue to comfort him. The true heroes are disdainful to promote himself!

Zhao Ke Man Hu Ying, Wu Gou Shuang Xueming; The silver saddle illuminates the white horse, rustling like a meteor. Kill one person in ten steps, do not stay for a thousand miles; if something happens, you will go away and hide your name and name deeply!

A knight!

Heroes!

Please make up for the knight Chen Yingxiong carrying two bags of excrement and urine...Uh, no, two swords repelling the glorious image of Besiktas fans who came to provoke!

Hidden in the city, the burly figure sitting in the dining room honestly eating lunch, who knows that it is the hero Chen Yingxiong of the Megatron Martial Arts?

Chen Yingxiong was imagining this in his heart..."

All of a sudden, I feel that my image is getting bigger and bigger. Do good deeds without leaving a name, the living Lei Feng of the new era!

When the peace of the earth is threatened, he always flushes into the toilet, transforms into a superman, and then comes out to repel the enemy. But no one will know all this. When the sun rises on a new day, he has escaped into the darkness and returned to the ordinary.

If anyone can know what Chen Yingxiong is thinking now, I'm afraid they will vomit again, and then give Chen Yingxiong an nickname. If the hero is Superman, it is also Superman! Damn it, it's really strong enough to use a mixture of excrement and urine to deal with the enemy..." (to be continued

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