Hero of the Penalty Area

Chapter 95 * People vs. Grass and Mud Horses (Second, ask for monthly pass)

Starting from Thornton, Liverpool’s masquerade went in a very strange direction, followed by Sanchez, who dressed himself as a domestic animal alpaca commonly seen in the Andes of South America. (, read and see) This thing has another title on the Internet in China-the animal "grass mud horse".

Chen Yingxiong was very embarrassed when he saw it. He even wondered if Sanchez was also mixed up in Chinese Internet forums and Weibo...

Adam Johnson disguised himself as an apple, or an apple with a bite!

His logo in the cos apple company shows that he is a **** apple fan.

The following other players also appeared in various appearances one after another.

Mario Gotze started from his own name and played as a class Mario.

Pepe is more fun, he really played the image of a Chinese monk...

However, what everyone pays most attention to is Chen Yingxiong who has never played. Everyone knows Chen Yingxiong's temperament, so everyone is better off in what image will appear on the stage.

But why haven't you seen him yet?

Actually, Chen Yingxiong arrived very early. He had been in the car and watched live broadcasts through the on-board TV. He saw everyone's appearance, except for Thornton's "Football" and Sanchez's "Mythical Beast, Grass and Mud Horse" that surprised him. Besides, he felt that it was nothing more than that.

He didn't play on purpose deliberately. He wrote down every teammate who played. He had to make sure that he was the last one to play, because the best was left to the finale.

Yes, Chen Yingxiong is just such a show, a masquerade, everyone arranges the order of appearance at will, he must insist on the last appearance, just for the finale...

I don't blame him for doing this, because if he plays first, it is estimated that the teammates who play later will have no one to pay attention to.

Because... his appearance was really shocking!

After confirming that all his teammates were on the field, Chen Yingxiong moved out of the huge and spacious Hummer-moving, not jumping, because his current outfit is really inflexible...

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People on both sides of the red carpet are still discussing Chen Yingxiong, because Chen Yingxiong has not shown up for a long time. Is he already advanced?

I didn't see it!

Wouldn't Chen Yingxiong have entered in advance?

impossible! How could he easily let go of such an opportunity to show off?

It seems that everyone still knows a lot about Chen Yingxiong.

Sure enough, there was a commotion from the red carpet!

"hero!"

"my Lord!"

"what is this?!"

With the exclamation of people, everyone turned their eyes, and saw a huge condom coming over!

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In fact, not only Liverpool fans and reporters, but Liverpool players are also looking forward to Chen Yingxiong.

Because in the past two days, no matter what everyone asks, Chen Yingxiong just doesn't reveal his appearance at the time, making many people full of curiosity.

Does he really have any secret weapons?

As a result, when Chen Yingxiong appeared on the stage, everyone sprayed.

Chen Yingxiong turned into a huge condom and went on stage like this...

No one would have thought that he would appear in such a way and style!

This may be a masquerade party that broke through the sky...

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"The hero is out, he...uh..."

The TV station reporter was very excited at first, with different voices, but when he saw Chen Yingxiong's appearance, he was stunned for a while, completely speechless.

Don't blame him, he really can't explain to the audience why Chen Yingxiong wants to come out with a condom...

However, the fans and reporters on the sidelines were very excited. They took photos of Chen Yingxiong with their mobile phones and cameras, and some people went to Twitter on the spot, and then excitedly announced, "The hero is so handsome!"

Chen Yingxiong swaggered to a group of dumbfounded teammates, and then bent over, without knowing how he did it, a lot of white liquid came out from the top of the condom!

Shot in the face and body of his teammates... a group of people evaded in embarrassment, screaming in their mouths.

"*!hero!*!"

"Fuck you! What is this!"

"**!"

"How can something shoot out if it's blocked by the quilt!"

"It's disgusting, hero!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It was shot in my mouth!!!"

"Huh? So sweet? I'm going! It's milk!"

"Fuck! I will never drink milk again!"

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Outside the field, the fans couldn't help screaming when they saw this scene, and the scene suddenly became a mess...

Chen Yingxiong laughed with his hands on his hips.

"Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

Is this appearance and this appearance good enough? Creative enough? Both prizes are mine! !

Thornton was shot the most by Chen Yingxiong, because he actually robbed Chen Yingxiong of the limelight. So must be punished!

But the final result was not what Chen Yingxiong thought.

He did not get the most creative award and the most dedicated actor award.

Both of these awards were given to Thornton alone.

Hero Chen didn't catch anything!

The assistant coach Sammy Lee, who came to the stage to announce the results on behalf of the jury, explained this: "Hero, your appearance is a bit too vulgar... You make a mosaic anyway, you don't even fight a mosaic, and Also made such an action similar to ejaculation...so we decided not to award you these two. Although your appearance is really creative...but, we think this idea is of no value, because except for you, no There will be others who can do this kind of thing..."

The other players in the audience almost couldn't stand their laughter.

Seeing the smiles on everyone's faces, Martin O'Neal breathed a sigh of relief.

Thanks to the blessing of this masquerade and heroes of Chen, the haze atmosphere in the Liverpool team was finally wiped out.

But he really didn't expect to do it through Chen Yingxiong's weird appearance...

He never thought that Chen Yingxiong would act as a condom...I don't fully understand this human world!

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Chen Yingxiong's appearance at the masquerade party was spread across the Internet that night.

Many people laughed happily in front of the computer when they saw Chen Yingxiong playing and shooting photos of his teammates.

This person can not only use goals to bring happiness to everyone, but also create happiness in another way.

On the Chinese Internet, everyone is complaining.

"**! This kind of photo must be coded?!"

"Look for an uncoded HD big picture!"

"I beg the infantry to flow out!"

"*People fight grass mud horses.avi."

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Although Chen Yingxiong became the laughing stock of everyone's jokes the next day, he didn't care, and it was not a day or two to be laughed at by others, but he was happy.

Although he didn't get the grand prize, he was very happy at the masquerade party yesterday because he shot everyone!

The masquerade was very successful, everyone's emotions were mobilized, and the fatigue of the past half-season was released in laughter and laughter.

Liverpool can face the devil's schedule after Christmas with a more relaxed attitude.

Before the away game drew with Portsmouth 1:1, and the home game was a small victory over Wolves, Liverpool's performance in these two games made people see a little crisis.

The happiest person is the Manchester United coach Ferguson, who has been clinging to Liverpool in second place, waiting for this kind of moment.

If Liverpool collapse in the game after Christmas, Manchester United can take the opportunity to take the lead. Who said Liverpool would replace it? Have you asked us if Manchester United! ?

In addition, many people who hate Liverpool and Chen Yingxiong are waiting to see the jokes between Liverpool and Chen Yingxiong.

If they were just watching Chen Yingxiong's jokes, from a certain angle, they did see it-Chen Yingxiong's appearance at the masquerade party was just as they slapped the size of the table and cursed "this idiot".

But these are only trivial details. They know very well that if you want to see Chen Yingxiong's real jokes, you have to be in the game.

Against Wigan Athletic, Chen Yingxiong did not score a goal. Against Portsmouth, Chen Yingxiong scored a goal. In the match against Wolves, Chen Yingxiong failed to score a goal and only scored one goal in three rounds. It was a rare thing for him.

It seems that his state has fluctuated.

Everyone is waiting, wanting to watch a good show in the next Liverpool away game against Aston Villa.

But let them down.

Neither Liverpool nor Chen Yingxiong gave them such a chance.

Liverpool beat Aston Villa 2-0 in the away game.

Although the score is not big and there are not many goals, anyone who has watched this game admits that this Liverpool is the normal Liverpool. They completely controlled the situation. The 4231 formation and tactics gave Liverpool more control in the midfield. Aston Villa could only be led by Liverpool.

They only had five shots in the whole game, which is still on their home court! Liverpool have the advantage, every attack seems to be able to score.

Chen Yingxiong scored twice in the game and swept all the goals of the team. There is no sign of a decline in state.

The guy who made no sense off the court was still a terrifying and trembling monster on the court.

On the field and off the field, he is completely two images.

Perhaps it was because of Chen Yingxiong's appearance at the masquerade party. Aston Villa did not strictly guard against Chen Yingxiong in this game. This gave Chen Yingxiong a lot of opportunities to take advantage of. The fatal mistake at this time, Aston Villa's complete defeat also originated from this.

If it were not for bad luck, Chen Yingxiong could at least perform a hat trick.

When the whistle sounded at the end of the game, Martin O'Neal on the sidelines was relieved. From this game, he could see that the team's downward momentum was stopped. It seems that the masquerade really worked!

He is a little proud, his ideas are very effective, which is quite fulfilling.

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