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Chapter 74: Big joke!

  Chapter 74 The joke is too big!

   "Grandpa, grandma, mother, here are the down jackets I bought for you."

  Liu Qingshan found three down jackets and handed them over.

   "Is this also a gift?"

  Lin Zhi also asked with some concern, Liu Qingshan hummed twice, it's better not to make mother feel distressed because of spending money.

   Things that don’t cost money are good things.

  Lin Zhi smiled immediately, took it and tried on the down jacket: "Why is it like a cotton jacket?"

   "Mom, it's warm in winter, and it's light to wear."

   As Liu Jinfeng said, he helped his mother zip up all the zippers and it fit her right, so she gave Liu Qingshan a sneaky look: Your kid has learned to lie, right?

  But she also knew her mother's disposition. She was used to living a hard life and was reluctant to spend money, so she didn't expose it.

   "Isn't that right, I've been sweating since I put it on, so take it off."

  Lin Zhi took off the down jacket, and helped the old man and the old lady try it on, and they all fit well.

"elder brother-"

  Liu Qingshan was watching cheerfully, when he felt his sleeves being pulled, and then, the cry of the fourth child who turned several turns came to his ears.

  Turning his head to look, he saw that the little old girl was looking at herself eagerly with her head up.

  He slapped his forehead fiercely: "Oh, look at my memory, why did I forget to buy new clothes for my fourth and fifth sons!"

  Caifeng's little face immediately twitched, and the circles of her eyes were red, with tears rolling in her eye sockets, but she still tried hard to hold back.

   "It's okay, brother, you bought us candy, and letter cookies..."

   While talking, the little guy's tears still fell down, pattering down on the skirt of his clothes.

   It seems that the joke is too big!

   Liu Qingshan originally wanted to tease her, but in the end teased her tears, which is terrible.

  So he quickly picked up the bag, shouted "Change", and quickly took out two sets of children's clothes: "Brother can change seventy-two, if you say change, I will make it for you!"

  Of course Shan Xing knew that Brother Qingshan was teasing them. She felt a little embarrassed when she saw Caifeng, so she hugged two children's clothes: "Fourth sister, do you want the pink one or the lotus color?"

  Little Lao Si smiled through his tears, chattered with Shan Xing for a while, and came up with a good idea: each wears clothes for a week and changes them, so that one set of clothes is worth two sets.

  Anyway, the two of them are not much different in size, and they are really two little clever ghosts.

  After Liu Qingshan finished distributing all the things, there was one more important thing, he thought about it, but in the end he didn't take it out.

  The family still has a deposit of about 1,000 yuan. The 2,000 yuan earned this time, since it was taken from the winery's small treasury, it should be transferred to his own small treasury.

   It's not that Liu Qingshan has other intentions, but mainly because he is worried that his mother will feel distressed when he spends money in the future.

   After walking around the house, he took two bottles of wine and went to the old party secretary's house. When guests came from the village, they arranged meals at the party secretary's or village head's house as usual.

  When he came back, Liu Qingshan had already bought a few catties of meat, half of which was kept at home and half here for guests.

  When he came, he was serving food on the table. Liu Qingshan put two bottles of clear water Daqu on the table: "Uncle Li, I have been busy all morning, so I asked Grandpa Branch Secretary and Uncle Captain to drink with you."

  Last time, I had already seen the drinking capacity of this master Li Zhong. Of course, everyone was relieved, so they poured all the wine cups and began to eat and drink.

   "Well, the mushrooms in this meat slice are delicious and have a special aroma."

   Li Zhongzhi drank a glass of wine, then picked up a small yellow mushroom, chewed it in his mouth, the aroma was strong, and he couldn't help but be full of praise.

  Accompanied by the guest, Zhang Dashuai said with a smile: "Here, we call this kind of mushroom a small yellow mushroom. It grows specially in the larch forest. It tastes great."

  After the introduction, he added another sentence: "Damn it, it's just that it's small and not very interesting."

  Liu Qingshan also followed suit: "The concentrated essence is the essence, handsome uncle, do you think this is the truth?"

  Dashuai Zhang touched his bald head and laughed loudly: "Qing Shan, I like to hear this, but you have the level, and what you condense is the essence, isn't this just a compliment to me?"

   Everyone also followed suit, Zhang Dashuai's height has always been flawed.

  Liu Qingshan thought of the mountain goods from the little yellow mushroom: At this moment, Datian is basically busy, and there are a large number of idle laborers in each family. If there is nothing to do, they have to run to the mountains to save more mountain goods.

  Don't look at the weather is a bit cold now, but two kinds of fungi, such as small yellow mushroom and jelly mushroom, just come out in this season.

  Everyone ate and chatted, Liu Qingshan told the old party secretary and captain uncle what he just thought of.

  Captain Zhang nodded: "Okay, the playing field is over. Women and elderly people stay at home and weave straw curtains, and the rest go to the mountains."

  The old party secretary also agreed: "Teacher Yang said that in the spring of next year, there may be businessmen from the island country to collect mountain products. Even if they can't be sold, it's good for us to eat by ourselves."

   "How can we sell this good thing to a little devil?"

   Some of Zhang Dashuai’s ancestors died in the War of Resistance, so they hated little devils since they were young.

  Liu Qingshan smiled and enlightened: "Uncle handsome, so we have to make more money from them, this can be regarded as revenge for your third grandfather."

   "Yes, when the time comes, let's demand a high price and kill the little devil."

   Zhang Dashuai drank a cup of wine fiercely, then wiped his lower lip, thinking badly in his heart: When the mushrooms are dried, I will urinate on them, and they will turn into dog urine moss, hahaha!

   No, no, the mushrooms I **** on, how can it be called dog pee moss?

   After eating and drinking well, Li Zhong and his father took a rest for a while, and then took Zhang Zhaodi and the others back to the county. According to the owner of the car, the two daughters of his family have already started to practice driving.

  However, it is more difficult to get a driver's license at this time, and it will take at least a year and a half to get a ticket.

  When Liu Qingshan came home, the family had already finished their lunch, and the mother and elder sister were busy in front of the sewing machine, taking turns practicing stepping on the pedals.

   "It's better not to run an empty needle, find some rags, smash some insoles, just for practice."

  Liu Qingshan hurriedly stepped forward to point out for a while, and then was pushed to sleep on the kang.

  After so many days of tossing around, he was really tired. Lying on the hot kang bed at home was really comfortable. His whole body and mind were completely relaxed, and he soon fell asleep in a daze.

  When he woke up, the fourth and fifth children had left school with their schoolbags on their backs.

  The fourth child is wearing a new lotus-colored dress, and the fifth child is wearing a pink one, just like two flowers and butterflies, looking festive.

   After all, it’s a child. When I have new clothes, I can’t help but want to wear them, and I can’t put them down.

  Liu Qingshan pulled the braid of the fourth child, touched the watermelon head of the fifth child, put them on the kang table, told them to do their homework quickly, and then left the house.

  I didn’t come back for half a month, so I went to the backyard to check the earthworm pond first, and found that it was all built with bricks and cement.

  When the pig farm was built, Liu Qingshan bought some red bricks and cement out of his own pocket. It should be done with the help of everyone these days.

  Anyway, his elder brother-in-law, Gao Wenxue, definitely couldn't do it.

  Lin Zhi knew that Liu Qingshan was thinking about earthworms, so he came over and said, "Big Tou and the others helped to get them. These days, Caifeng and the others also lead many children, and caught a lot of earthworms."

   After finishing speaking, she pulled a Chinese cabbage from the vegetable field in the backyard, and prepared to stew vermicelli with cabbage at night, and cut some meat slices, which is a rare and delicious meal.

  Liu Qingshan dug the soil in the pond with a fork and looked, there were more than a dozen earthworms when the fork went down.

   Among them, some should be newly bred, like thin threads.

  He also nodded in satisfaction, and prepared to take the time to call Datou and the others, and put the earthworm pools in small plastic sheds so that they would not freeze in winter.

  Back from the backyard, Liu Qingshan saw the elder sister and her husband feeding the chickens in the shed, so he took the feed bucket from the elder sister.

   There is no earthworm powder added to the feed, so it is mainly corn flour and sprouted wheat flour after crushing, and some crushed clam powder is mixed.

  In addition, Liu Qingshan also saw some emerald green vegetable leaves inside, which at first glance were chopped tender leaves of mother-in-law.

  Grandma Ding is dandelion. It is best used to feed chickens and ducks. Chickens and ducks eat it. In addition to supplementing vitamins, it can also enhance resistance and prevent some common diseases, such as pullorum.

   Entering the chicken coop, he immediately felt a strong warmth rushing towards his face.

  In the shed, mercury thermometers are hung in several places, and there are several ventilation windows above, most of which are open at the moment.

  The ground is also very clean. Liu Jinfeng has to clean it every morning, afternoon and evening. In addition to replenishing water and food, it is also very busy.

   Before the chicks were in the cage, when they saw Liu Jinfeng, they all flapped their wings and flew over. It is estimated that in their hearts, they already regarded Liu Jinfeng who was fed every day as their relatives.

  The chicks brought back from the city are almost half-grown, and it is estimated that they will be able to lay eggs one after another by the end of the year.

  Liu Qingshan also found that in the shed, there was a large group of yellow and fluffy chicks, only the size of the fist of the fourth child. Obviously these are the second string of hatched chicks, and they have all hatched.

   "Sister, can you come here?"

   While filling the trough with feed, Liu Qingshan asked Liu Jinfeng, the eldest sister is pregnant with a child, so don't get tired.

   "It's okay, with your brother-in-law and our mother, grandpa and grandma will come to help, and the fourth and fifth children can also help cut up the mother-in-law."

   Liu Jinfeng responded and observed the chicks carefully.

  The point is their round and fluffy little buttocks, see if there is any diarrhea.

   "Yo, brother-in-law, you, a great writer, also feed chickens."

  Liu Qingshan made a joke at Gao Wenxue.

  Gao Wenxue said with a serious face: "Writers need to experience life more. A few days ago, two chicken cubs were wilting, and I discovered it."

After finishing speaking, he pushed his glasses with his hands: "Sanfeng, I just wanted to discuss with you. I am going to write a long tome, based on the changes and development of our Jiapigou. Do you see if there is any? head?"

  After trying two novellas, Gao Wenxue finally couldn't hold back and began to seek higher and more difficult goals.

  (end of this chapter)

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