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  Chapter 215 Grabbing business?

  It was getting dark and night fell, and the small mountain village lost its busyness and noise during the day and became quieter.

  But at the Che Boss's house, it was extremely lively tonight.

  The curtains at home had been drawn long ago and were tightly covered. Even so, there were still many adults and children who watched the excitement gathered under the window, listening to something.

  As for why they didn't enter the house, it was mainly because the room was almost full of people.

  After Liu Qingshan entered the hospital, he was also a little surprised to see this scene: Don’t you all dance masters?

  Looking at this posture, people are obviously not afraid of crowds, so it is probably used as a publicity incidentally.

   "Sanfeng, you also come to watch the excitement, it hasn't started yet, the goddess just had dinner."

   Er Biaozi greeted Liu Qingshan cheerfully when he saw Liu Qingshan.

  In this day and age, entertainment is extremely scarce, especially such rare things as dancing to the gods, which have not been seen for many years, so it is no wonder that everyone seems a little excited.

  Liu Qingshan shook his head: "I'm not just watching the fun."

"then you?"

   Er Biaozi looked suspiciously at the little friend in front of him.

  Liu Qingshan chuckled: "I'm also here to treat the boss uncle."

   "Look at the disease, but the boss uncle is an external problem, don't you need to take herbal medicine or something?"

  Er Biaozi knew about it, Liu Qingshan learned some superheroes of compatible herbs from his dumb grandfather.

  According to the local village, there are mainly two kinds of diseases: one is the internal real disease, and the other is the so-called external disease, which usually refers to those who attract evil and hit ghosts.

   "Now I am cultivating both internally and externally." Liu Qingshan's cowhide is also bang bang bang, and he almost became the ultimate master like the evil of the east, the poison of the west, the southern emperor and the northern beggar.

  They all live in the same village, so it’s no surprise that everyone believed it, they all thought Liu Qingshan was joking.

  Then they found out that Liu Qingshan was serious. They saw him waving to the back of the crowd, and saw Shan Xing walking in, followed by a big red fox.

  They have all seen this fox before, and it is always active near Liu Qingshan's house, and no one has hurt it.

   "Qingshan, this can't be a fox fairy?"

  Someone started to brainstorm automatically.

  Liu Qingshan smiled noncommittally, then pulled Shan Xing into the house, and the crowd automatically made way for a passage.

  Shan Xing also patted Firefox on the head. This guy was not afraid of strangers at all, and followed him into the house with leisurely steps.

   There was a low exclamation outside the door, and they were even more convinced that it was the fox fairy.

  The outhouses are also full of people, and the smoke is almost blue.

  When Liu Qingshan entered the house, he first saw Xiao Lao Si at the door, holding a big rooster in his arms.

  Beside him is Er Mangzi, who is also holding a rooster. This rooster is very powerful, and his sharp beak will greet Er Mangzi from time to time. Seeing Er Mangzi's bear, he will definitely cry soon.

   "Brother, Shanxing!"

  The little fourth brother was bored, when he saw the elder brother and the others coming in, his eyes lit up.

  As a result, the big rooster in his arms was frightened when he saw the fire fox following Shanxing.

  The other big rooster followed suit and started flying around. Er Mangzi's face was slapped by the chicken wings, and he was so hot that he burst into tears.

   "Why is it still noisy, it's all over!"

   A woman in her fifties, who was sitting on the kang and eating, yelled.

  But the frightened big roosters didn't care about this, one of them bumped headlong, kicked the sharp claws on the woman's face, and immediately a bloodstain appeared.

   This is of course the invited witch, with long gray hair hanging loose, triangular eyes, knife-striped face, sallow and sallow, and now there is another scar, which makes it even more terrifying.

  She grabbed the big cock, twisted its wings, threw it to the ground, and said angrily:

   "Your family is too evil, I can't see it."

  Uncle Boss is also sitting on the kang for dinner, please come to dance the master, he is also energetic, and can eat at the table.

  As soon as he heard that the witch wanted to throw away the medicine and quit, the uncle boss felt so cold immediately, and shivered again while clutching the quilt.

  Auntie the boss became anxious when she saw it, and finally agreed to add another 50 yuan for the transportation fee.

   At this time, a voice suddenly sounded: "If you can't see it, then hurry up and make room, I will see the doctor for the boss!"

  Who is this, a business grabber?

  The triangular eyes of the godmother stared immediately, and then she saw a handsome young man walking to the edge of the kang in a big way, picked up the wine bottle on the table, and began to pour wine into the bowl.

   "Whose child, go away and don't make trouble here."

  The godmother yawned, and then looked at the third grandmother next to her: "Old sister, it's getting late, let's invite the old fairy here earlier, it's important to get down to business."

  The third wife** has also messed with these messy things for a few years, so she was invited to help.

  Because they dance the big god, besides the big god, there must be two gods, who knock and sing, help the big **** to invite the old fairy to the upper body, and then they can see the disease.

   The two gods play an auxiliary role, so they are also called helpers.

  As for the so-called old fairies, on their side, there are five main types, namely: fox, yellow, white, willow, and gray.

  The third grandma also worked very hard today, holding back her strength to cure Boss Che, so she picked up a pair of bells and tied them around her waist, then picked up a leather drum in one hand, and a whip in the other, and started beating.

  While beating the drum, she twisted the rattle on her waist, making it quite lively.

  The onlookers all stared wide-eyed. If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, they would have already slapped their hands.

  While the goddess was sitting on the kang, her head was shaking rhythmically with the drumbeat, and her gray hair was swishing.

  If this were an ordinary person, his head would probably be shaking yellow.

  Seeing this, the third grandma opened her mouth with a broken voice: "It's dark at sunset and the western mountains are dark. Every house has closed the door bolts. The old magpie climbed the big tree, and the house sparrow and the pigeon ran to the eaves..."

  Although the voice is not very good, but the singing is very rhythmic, and the lyrics are easy to understand and full of rhythm. Soon, everyone in the room was fascinated by it, and many people nodded their heads along with it.

   "Stop, stop, stop!"

  Suddenly someone shouted to stop, and the third grandma was interrupted. She couldn't remember the following words at once, and could only look at Liu Qingshan complainingly: "Qingshan, please don't make trouble."

  The godmother sitting on the kang, her head is no longer shaking, and she is about to put on her shoes and get off the ground:

   "I can't invite this god. I saw that the old fairy was coming, but I was suddenly disturbed. When I got angry, I went back to the mountain."

   "Add money, add another 20 yuan!"

  The boss's aunt is really going all out.

  Liu Qingshan didn't intend to ask the great **** to play anymore, he said loudly: "If your old fairy doesn't come, then please invite my old fairy."

   As soon as he finished speaking, Shan Xing led the fire fox to the middle of the ground.

fox!

  The Great God was also taken aback, and he hesitated and said: "Your old fairy has not cultivated to become a fairy yet, and now he is still an ordinary fox, how can he treat people?"

  Liu Qingshan just said nonsense: "This fox in my family has practiced for thousands of years, and his Taoism is better than that of the white lady."

   After finishing speaking, he brought over the wine bowl he just poured, and placed it in front of Firefox, who licked the wine and drank it.

   "The white lady has to show her original shape when she drinks, and my fox fairy is fine after drinking."

   Liu Qingshan said with a look of trepidation.

  You are the original form, okay?

  But after all, no one has ever seen such a thing as a fox drinking, and everyone in the room was amazed.

  Liu Qingshan saw a large bowl of stewed chicken on the table, so he picked a chicken leg and fed it to the fire fox: "Hey, eat and drink enough, so you can work hard."

After finishing speaking, he turned to the owner of the car on the kang: "Uncle boss, don't worry, I will ask the fox fairy to enlighten you later, such minor illnesses are nothing to worry about, even if you want to have a son, It's also about the fox fairy waving his claws!"

  Boss Che got excited when he heard it, he stopped shaking, and his heart didn't feel cold anymore. He quickly picked up his chopsticks and took another large piece of chicken from the bowl.

  Bringing a son is his greatest wish in this life.

  Eating and drinking enough, the firefox licked his lips, and even walked a little staggeringly, looking at that posture, he wanted to whip his horse and go back to Liu Qingshan's house to sleep on the firewood stack.

  Liu Qingshan was really afraid that it would fall asleep after drinking too much, and the performance would fail.

  So he quickly said: "Uncle Boss, you should sit cross-legged quickly and close your eyes. Yes, that's it, the fox fairy will start enlightening you immediately!"

   After finishing speaking, he leaned over and hugged the fire fox in his arms, Shan Xing assisted by the side, holding a fox's front paw in his small hand, and slapped the owner of the car on the forehead three times.

   This is what she and her eldest brother discussed in advance.

   And Liu Qingshan also pretended to mutter in his mouth, and he didn't know those tunes, he just made it up by himself:

   "You take a picture, I take a picture, take a walk and take a look at your brain."

   "You take two shots, I take two shots, to ensure that you don't have braids when you give birth to a baby."

   "You shoot three, I shoot three, and the whole family will be safe every year from now on."

  The little fourth child at the door blinked his eyes: Does this word sound familiar?

   Not to mention, the first time the Uncle Boss was slapped on the forehead, he felt as if a wave of warm air came in, and his whole body was so comfortable.

   After being photographed for the second time, he began to smile happily, his mind full of big fat boys.

   After being photographed for the third time, he opened his eyes suddenly and shouted, "I'm all right, haha, I'm all good!"

   Hey, this is really cool!

  Everyone in the room was stunned, even the goddess was shocked.

  Brother Boss yelled so loudly that he startled Firefox, and then gave him another paw.

  This time, Shan Xing didn't hold up its claws to slap it, but it grabbed it by itself, and the tip of the claws scratched the boss's forehead with several **** streaks.

   What's going on here?

  Everyone in the room was stunned again.

  Liu Qingshan coughed quickly: "This is a blessing to the boss uncle, the wealth is abundant, and he will make a fortune!"

exactly!

   How rich it is, the owner of the car beamed happily.

  Liu Qingshan hurriedly took it away, waved his hand, and told Shan Xing to take Huoxue back quickly.

   In case of drinking madness, there will be a puff of fairy air, then the room will really be unfriendly to others...

  (end of this chapter)