Happy Little Mayor

The grumpy inspector lived in a small apartment. Pharaoh knocked on the door. A woman in an apron opened the door and asked, "Are you?"

"Hello, ma'am, we are looking for Mr. Carlisle-Hani.` said the old king politely.

The woman was stunned and turned back and shouted, "Harry, weird, someone is looking for you!"

"Who ?!" A thunderous roar rang from the second floor, with great penetrating power.

Soon, a middle-aged man in his forties walked downstairs. This man is about one meter and eighteen meters. He is the same as Pharaoh. He is of thin build, with glasses on his face, and his golden head grows in a mess, like a tramp.

From the perspective of his body, Wang Bo could not associate him with the grumpy man on the phone, but his temperament is different. The middle-aged man has stiff facial lines, his lips are always tight, and his temperament is unbridled.

"Hello, Mr. Carlisle-Hani? I'm the king I contacted you yesterday." The old king smiled, his whole body affinity was 1oo86, and he started the principal mode.

In fact, it's quite ironic. The English word for Hani means ‘sweetness, candy’. Generally, lovers call each other. The inspector had such a sweet last name, but it turned out to be the opposite.

After listening to his words, the inspector did not respond, but glanced at the four with sharp eyes. This look reminded Pharaoh of his junior high school principal. At that time, he was caught smoking in the toilet and was caught behind. Look.

The scarf woman glared at him and said, "Why are you still there when a guest comes in? Why don't you let people sit in the house?"

Pharaoh immediately turned his smile to the woman, and the cowboy whispered in his ear: "We have a good slang in Texas, the ugly woman is kind-hearted ..."

"Shut up!" The Pharaoh was startled. If women heard this, they would definitely use a broom to get them off like a dog. `

The four were seated, and Charlie introduced the identity of Wang Bo and others. Hani did not catch a cold and did not respond during the period. He just asked Charlie when he finished the introduction: "So what are you?"

Charlie Gan smiled: "I have two identities, one is Wang Zhen's assistant, and the other is a Chinese researcher from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs."

After a sneer, Hani said nothing, and the atmosphere in the living room quickly became dull.

Pharaoh winked at his two puppies, and Mexico nodded, with a bright smile on his face, saying, "Mr. Auditor, I am also an intern auditor in Sunset Town. I have just entered this industry and will learn more from you in the future."

Hani said without looking up, "No! I'm not a teacher!"

The cowboy piled up a smile and said, "Ha ha, man you are so humorous, I like you ..."

"Sorry, I don't like Americans, especially Texans!" Hani said again.

This kind of topic can't be talked about. Although Pharaoh is very eager to get a talent, he won't use the way of clowning to cater to him, especially the donkey also insults his two men, which is even more intolerable. `

If you ca n’t talk, then you wo n’t talk. Pharaoh stood up and said just to leave. Hani suddenly moved.

He glanced at Pharaoh, rolled up his sleeve and pointed at a scar on his arm. "This is a gift from a Texas immigrant, so I don't like Americans."

Putting down his sleeve, he raised his leg again and pointed at the calf. "Last year, a Mexican **** put a dog on me and saw a tooth mark, right? So I don't like Mexicans!"

"What about the Chinese?"

"My face and arms have been scratched by Chinese women's fingernails. Of course, this scar has long been healed." Hani said coldly, "So, what do you say?"

Charlie laughed: "God, how did you provoke so many enemies?"

Hani snorted and said, "Are you stupid? Why do you need to ask? Of course, because I'm an auditor."

"But as far as I know, other inspectors haven't suffered so many attacks?" Said Mexican pretty boy.

Hani squinted at him and said, "I'm not another auditor, I'm Carlisle Hani."

Hearing here, Pharaoh touched his nose and sat down again.

He would understand why Sheriff Smith said that if he could recruit Hani, it would help his town very much-this is an honest auditor, many people may not like him, but there are definitely more people who respect him.

Obviously, with such an inspector sitting in the town, the folk customs of the setting sun town will certainly be a lot of righteousness.

So Pharaoh said sincerely: "Mr. Hani, let's be honest, I don't like you, I hate your voice, hate your character ..."

At this point, he was about to turn around, but Hani suddenly exploded. He shouted, "What are you still doing here? Are you looking for abuse? Are you a masochist? Goodbye! Everyone, let me be honest, I also do n’t Like you! "

While talking, he got up and opened the door to expel the four.

Pharaoh was anxious, he said, "Hey, listen to me finish, I still have the second half ..."

"Good-bye, you are willing to sit here and just sit, I have to go to work!" Hani interrupted him again, took an umbrella at the door and walked out, not even bothering.

The four chased the small building, and Charlie complained, "If you hate him, why not say it?"

Pharaoh said in a grievance: "I want to suppress first and later, in fact, I still have half a sentence to show my respect and admiration for him, but this guy did not play cards according to common sense, and he blew up before I said it. ! "

"For the impatient, do you want to suppress first and then rise?" The cowboy shook his head. "Head, why are you so naive?"

"Not only naive, but not evil!"

"Fuck, shut up!"

Pharaoh looked at Hani's back and shook his head helplessly. For the first time, he encountered such a bad communicator.

Mexican pretty boy said: "Boss, if you come next time ..."

Looking at Liang Zai's utter endlessness, Pharaoh smiled confidently when he knew what he wanted to say: "A little patience, we only come to the door for the second time. How can real talents be so easily moved? We in China There is an allusion called Sangu Maoluo ... "

"No, Boss, what I want to say is, the next time we come, is it best for us to get a gift? I think we have been empty-handed on both occasions. People think we are not polite and sincere." Liang Tsai said.

This is quite reasonable, four people looked at each other, and their hands were empty.

"The honest inspector won't accept gifts?" The old king asked weakly.

"Did you know next time you try?"

"Then we stay here?"

"Of course, I must take this stubborn old guy to Sunset Town!" Pharaoh was full of confidence.

But they had to leave that evening, and Charlie got a call from Kobe, saying that he was in trouble and asked him to hurry to help.

Pharaoh looked at Charlie with anxiety, and then went to help, eating people with short mouths, he did not eat less Kobe.

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