Growing up as a male god: After listening to the advice, I became a top-notch guy

Chapter 3: The pretense must be thorough, and the destruction must be powerful!

The song sung by Li Youzhi is called "Умриеслименянелюбишь".

Translated from Chinese, it's "If you don't love me, then die."

Although in his world of Russia, this song was only reserved for spirited young men, the musical literacy and artistic standards of the fighting nation were still very high.

The tone of the whole song is Canglang's pathos, the arrangement is epic, and the lyrics and music reveal the distinct love and hatred unique to the Slavic nation.

This song can be said to be very suitable for Li Youzhi's current mood.

downstairs.

After singing the song, Li Youzhi was already out of breath.

He remembers how to play the guitar and how to sing.

However, the condition of this body is really poor. His voice is not good enough, and his lung capacity is also very limited.

When singing this kind of foreign language song, I can't hit the high notes and the bass can't go down low.

His singing skills can only be 30% to 40% of what he was before the time travel, and this is the result of his sore throat due to him working hard for tomorrow.

But obviously, this 30% to 40% skill is enough to touch the surrounding audience!

Not everyone majoring in foreign languages ​​at the Agricultural University is fishing. The general meaning of the lyrics of the song "If you don't love me, you'll die" was quickly translated.

"Damn it, even though I can't understand what every lyric is saying, I'm inexplicably attracted to it!"

"I just listened to it as a love song. Who knew the lyrics were so powerful! I love it!"

"You sing well! I haven't heard it before. Isn't it my original creation?"

Beep!

[Received amazing points, 2035 points! 】

Hearing a system buzz next to his ear, Li Youzhi adjusted his breathing and silently called up the system panel.

He had already tested it when he was in the barber shop. Only he could see this system panel.

[User: Li Youzhi]

[Appearance: 31]

[Temperament: 28]

[Financial resources: -306 (Huabei)]

[Skills: high-level execution ability, intermediate learning ability]

[Amazing value: 2170 points]

[According to the current user level, every 1,000 stunning points can increase the appearance or temperament attributes by 1 point]

In other words, if I sang a song with such great effort, I could only improve two attribute points?

Blanch!

Li Youzhi pursed his lips silently and resisted the urge to curse wildly.

Judging from the current situation, 31 points in appearance is my current moral character. Even if I improve it by two points, there will probably not be any fundamental improvement.

On the contrary, temperament... As the biggest shortcoming at present, after improving by two points, it can be improved from the 20th range to the 30th range.

Thinking of this, Li Youzhi silently proposed two thousand points of stunning value and devoted himself to the aspect of temperament!

As speckled light spots overflowed from the system panel, he felt a scent like pine and cypress rapidly pouring into his body.

Forehead……

Feeling that his limbs and bones were washed away by this breath, Li Youzhi closed his eyes comfortably.

When he opened his eyes again, the surrounding classmates were all stunned.

"Do you feel that my eyes are sharper?"

"Yeah! He seems to be more energetic than before. Maybe it's because of the bad breath?"

【drop! 】

[Received amazing points, 476 points! 】

Is this okay?

Li Youzhi, who had just experienced a baptism of temperament, raised his eyebrows after receiving another stunning value.

This bad breath, your Brother Zhi hasn’t come out yet!

Ignoring the instructions of people around him, Li Youzhi put his hands to his mouth and spoke loudly to the girls' dormitory.

"Zhou Jingyao! Although you sold me, the two of us did not really fall in love with each other. But thinking about how I will treat you as a stranger when we meet again from now on, I still want to take advantage of this opportunity tonight to You have some suggestions!”

"First, remember to bring your mobile phone when you go to the cafeteria to eat. There won't always be a kind person like me to pay for you!"

Listening to Li Youzhi's heart-rending shouting, the girls around him couldn't help but sigh.

What an affectionate person... Even though she was betrayed, he still gave her advice so gently when she let her go...

He really made me cry to death!

However, just as several young ladies were lamenting, Li Youzhi changed the subject;

"Second, don't be bald when eating noodles from now on. It will be really embarrassing when you are covered in oil!"

"Third, eat less garlic. If you eat too much, you will fart!"

"Fourth, the first three items are not important. What is important is that you sold me as a salted fish. This is human trafficking! Please don't be ignorant and give me the fifty yuan of illegal profits!"

puff!

Hearing Li Youzhi's heart-rending shouting, the students around him sprayed.

"Damn, why is this guy so funny?"

"I laughed to death. This little brother is so cruel. Zhou Jingyao will probably become famous throughout the Agricultural University in the future!"

"Zhou Jingyao deserves to be unlucky for offending such a master. But...well done!"

Beep!

[Received amazing points, 721 points! 】

As the students around him burst into laughter, Li Youzhi's ears once again heard an astonishing and worth-remembering cry.

At the same time, on a balcony on the third floor of the women’s dormitory.

Zhou Jingyao, whose chest was heaving with anger, suddenly pushed aside the clothes drying on the balcony.

"After passing the WeChat message, quickly collect the red envelope and get out! You idiot!"

Looking at Zhou Jingyao's blurry figure, Li Youzhi took out his phone and saw a friend request from a stranger.

After clicking Pass, an ID named "Yao Guang Qing Sa" immediately sent a red envelope.

Li Youzhi quickly received the red envelope, and before the other party blocked him, Li Youzhi quickly took a screenshot of his WeChat account.

Then...he opened the school's confession wall.

"Online sale of VX, a goddess from the Department of Foreign Languages ​​of Agricultural University, she has a sweet voice, long legs and thin waist, and she can be photographed directly if she needs to lick the dog. PS: Please note before buying: this goddess has a dark heart. If the Bull Demon gets it, she will have to go to the fields to plow. Sun Wukong has to perform a tightrope walk, and Ultraman and other characters have to use wheelchairs. We are offering a special price of 250 cents each, and it will be shipped automatically after taking the photo!"

After sending this message in the second-hand section of the confession wall, Li Youzhi breathed a long sigh of relief.

Looking at the fifty yuan in his VX wallet.

He felt great.

He has no control over what the original owner is like, but he wants to prostitute you, Brother Zhi, for free?

No way!

Brother Zhi has lost his appearance and will never allow others to take away other things!

Picking up his guitar, Li Youzhi waved to the crowd and walked out of the school along the path that the crowd had given way to.

Not long after he walked out of the crowd, there was a burst of laughter behind him.

"Look at the confession wall in school! Damn it, this guy betrayed Zhou Jingyao!"

"The unit price is 25 cents, and it will be shipped automatically! Kukukukukuku..."

"No, sisters, please help me, my stomach hurts from laughing! This person is too stupid!"

Beep!

[Received amazing points, 2755 points! 】

Listening to the laughter behind him and the system prompts in his ears, Li Youzhi slowly disappeared into the night.

Hidden merit and fame...

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