Great Tang’s Unparalleled National Teacher

The blazing sun.

Especially the blazing sun in June.

Behind a horizon, he tried to spit out the anger that he had been silent all night, as if he was about to cook the earth like a iron plate.

Imperial Palace.

very quiet.

Every eunuch, Court Eunuch, is like burning buttocks, lowered his head, hurriedly stepped in small steps, and ran desperately.

Especially the eunuch Court Eunuch who was washing the floor at the entrance of the Palace of Absolute Begining. At this time, even a slight footstep would make their bodies tremble three times.

“cough cough cough!”

“cough cough cough!”

With a hoarse cough, Wei Shuyu slowly woke up. It’s just that, like a head kicked by a horse’s hooves, he wanted to split his head and take out all the broken things inside.

“Come here, bring a bowl of water to the uncle!”

Wei Shuyu habitually yelled, and everyone just treated it as farting, and no one paid any attention to it.

While feeling that his hands and feet seemed to be trapped, Wei Shuyu opened his confused eyes at this time.

The plaque of the familiar Palace of Absolute Begining, the familiar eunuch, but…

Who the hell told Lao Tzu, why is Lao Tzu on Zhu’zi?

“Hey! So who, who fucking tied Lao Tzu to Zhu’zi?”

“Hey! You are fucking deaf!”

“草1”

After roaring a few times, Wei Shuyu’s throat hurts even more.

Seeing that everyone ignored him, he finally discovered that something was wrong.

Last night, what did I seem to do?

That’s right.

Didn’t I accompany His Imperial Majesty to Little Tavern yesterday?

This…

Why am I here?

Finally, Wei Shuyu finally panicked.

And just now.

A playful voice sounded behind him.

“Yo! Awake?”

“Uncle Wei, that’s Uncle Wei! I still have to wait here if I am drunk, tsk tsk! awesome!”

Zhangsun Chong in a white robe, holding a weed in his mouth, slowly chewing, looking at Wei Shuyu, tsk tsk tsk shaking his head.

Wei Shuyu who was watching wanted to tear his mouth off.

But now, you have to admit it!

Otherwise, who really knows what is going on?

“Zhangsun Chong, this…what’s going on?”

“Hey! Don’t you know what’s going on?”

Zhangsun Chong like After discovering something fun, I approached Wei Shuyu.

“How was the wine last night? Better than the wine in the wind?”

“Wine…”

That’s right.

Wei Shuyu remembered.

Last night, he was originally guarding the drunk His Imperial Majesty, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and his father. In the end, it seemed that he found some good wine, and then… …

“Goooo–!”

A big drop of cold sweat could not help but burst out on Wei Shuyu’s forehead.

With a crying voice, he asked, “Uncle Grandson, stop making trouble and tell me what happened? And what happened to them after His Imperial Majesty?”

“I just think of His Imperial Majesty now?”

“Grandson Wei! You fucked me miserably 1”

At this moment, Yuchi Baolin was carried. , Pouting his ass and walking over again, looking at Wei Shuyu, he became angry.

Thirty boards!

There is no ambiguity at all.

This damn thing, there is no half a month, he has nothing to do with it!

The damn mother is all this grandson!

The more I thought about it, the more angry, Yuchi Baolin pointed at Wei Shuyu and shouted: “You fucking, you can’t drink horse urine, just fucking don’t Hah! When was yesterday? You fucking here Be a errand! Be a errand drink! You fuckin hide and drink! Your fuckin’s head is twitched, and you call someone back to tell Empress?”

“My mother…If it wasn’t you, Lao Tzu Do you have a board?”

Yuchi Baolin was extremely aggrieved.

Pointing to Wei Shuyu with a bewildered look, he scolded.

Wei Shuyu was dumbfounded.

In his head, there is only one last sentence left at this time.

Mother, it’s over, now, it’s all fucking over!

“Tattoo!”

However, at this moment.

A jingle of jingle bells rang, and Yuchi Baolin, who was frightened, urged Court Eunuch, who was carrying him, to run quickly, and Zhangsun Chong also picked up the long spear from the ground, standing with a solemn expression on Wei Shuyu looked steadily forward in front of him. ,

“Brother’s sorrow, today next year, brother, I will burn paper for you!”

“With Empress’s decree, bring this sinful official Wei Shuyu to see you!”

“It’s over!”

When Wei Shuyu heard it, his eyes rolled and his head fainted.

Zhangsun Chong who watched this scene was stunned.

Fuck.

Is this wine too strong?

Or is this grandson too capable of pretending?

This damn…

But he didn’t dare to think too much, Empress’s guards are here, he dare to fart?

After everyone took Wei Shuyu away obediently, she slipped away.

He didn’t dare to mess with Empress all the time, even though she was his aunt…

Because he aunt just likes to take surgery with relatives…

on the other side.

The outside of the bedroom.

Wei Zheng, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui knelt in a row.

With his head drooping, he looked at the crowd of eunuch Court Eunuch for a moment.

These are all people who used to pull two to eighty thousand people!

The sun did not come out from the west today. What’s the matter? Kneeling outside His Imperial Majesty’s bedroom?

But they dare not ask.

They are afraid!

Just now.

Zhangsun Wuji came out of His Imperial Majesty’s bedroom with a weird face, squatted on the ground and looked at the four people, shook his head, and sighed.

“Summon Empress, everyone, you guys are… awesome!”

“…”