Great Tang’s Unparalleled National Teacher

Make electricity out of thin air? Make a battery?

It’s a bit difficult to ride a horse!

He took a deep cigarette, threw away the cigarette butt that burned his hand, decided not to think about the problem of hair loss, and continued to walk forward. The sound of creak creak smashing snow came from under his feet, making him involuntarily Speeded up the pace.

Just then, there was a roar not far away.

“Honored Teacher, Honored Teacher, I found it.”

Zhang Feng suddenly looked up, followed the reputation, and it was Ma Zhou who was talking, and he kept waving in the snow. He seemed to have found Iron Ox. Thinking of this, he hurried up his pace and said as he ran: “How about? Iron Ox people?”

“Honored Teacher, Iron Ox big brother, it’s okay, he Are you roasting?”

“Fire?”

Zhang Feng frowned, a little angry: “Damn, everyone is looking for him, he ran to fire? Go.”

After finishing speaking, before Ma Zhou led the way, he rushed to the top of his arms.

This place is not big. I saw Cheng Chumo and Du Gou within two steps. They got together to have a fire, and they heard happy laughter and cheerful voices from time to time.

This makes Zhang Feng angry. Everyone is looking for this guy. He is actually screaming. Apart from anything else, he stepped up to a scream.

“Iron Ox, you fucking, did you know that everyone cares about you? Are you actually cooking here?”

Hearing this, Cheng Chumo turned his head abruptly , Laughed, and quickly pulled Zhang Feng to sit down: “Hehe, Feng’zi, don’t be angry, listen to me first, didn’t I just come down a little bit cold?”

After finishing, he also deliberately Put your hands on the fire and roast them, rubbing hard, revealing a silly image, which is in stark contrast to the time when you were about to go to heaven. Sure enough, the theory is so fragrant that no one can escape. You just had to die, now you can’t wait to see it. Zhang Feng confessed.

Zhang Feng didn’t care about the attitude of this silly guy, he just wanted to know what changed during the experiment: “Iron Ox, what was it like to be in the sky just now? Tell me about it.”

hearing this, Cheng Chumo seems to be a different person. He suddenly rises up in the posture he was pleased with. With his hands on his knees, his eyes are constantly scanning the crowd, his face is proud, but he doesn’t speak, as if he is deliberately hanging Everyone has the same appetite.

Ma Zhou and Hao Chujun bowed, put their hands on their knees, fixedly looking at Cheng Chumo, eyes full of expectation.

Zhangsun Chong and Du Gou are a bit different. Although they are looking forward to it, they are not as focused as Ma Zhou. They fixedly look at Cheng Chumo and rub their hands from time to time.

Even though everyone was looking forward to it, Cheng Chumo, this guy just put on a proud look and refused to speak. This made Zhang Feng look at his head, he held Ma Zhou with his hand, and kicked it over. “Do you fucking tell me? Waiting for the food?”

“Hehe, say it, say it now.”

Cheng Chumo smiled awkwardly, pleasing him again and again.

He doesn’t dare to offend Zhang Feng, what if the other party doesn’t let him go to heaven?

Although it was a bit unpleasant before going up to the sky just now, but after going up to the sky, tsk tsk tsk, the scenery is really beautiful.

If this were to go to heaven once, it would be a damn wish to let me do anything.

Think of this, the corner of his mouth can’t stop drooling.

I looked at everyone again, looking at me with contempt, and quickly wiped his saliva, said with a smile: “Haha, sorry, I just thought of the scene in the sky, I can’t help myself.”

“What the hell is there in the sky? Make you greedy pig like this?”

Zhangsun Chong was a little curious. Just now Zhang Feng listened to this guy before he came. It’s a pity that I was interrupted when I was talking about a wonderful place. Now I have to put my ears up.

“You sister.”

Cheng Chumo gave Zhangsun Chong a blank look, and didn’t pay much attention to it, then looked towards everyone, revealing a pair of molars: “I will give you Say ah, when I went to heaven just now, I saw a lot of green on the ground, and there are many flowers, even the mountains in the distance can be touched by reaching out. How do you say that, what is the Immortal Palace? “

“You are in Immortal Palace, right?”

Ma Zhou took the opportunity to show off his prestige.

“Yes, yes, that’s how it feels.”

Cheng Chumo pointed to Ma Zhou, a little excited: “Just now in the sky, I felt like I was doing Daoist Immortal in the sky. The clouds are all by my side. Think about it.”

While speaking, he slowly closed his eyes, as if he was really fantasizing about being in it.

Everyone seemed to have been infected by this guy too, and they all looked up towards the sky, as if they were feeling the feeling of being in the air.

However, Zhang Feng didn’t feel that way. He didn’t go to heaven before, and the amusement park stuff was long gone. These guys are disgusting here now. He picked up an unburnt one. Gan Chai threw it at Cheng Chumo.

“Do you mean. Is the lewdness finished?”

Zhang Feng’s abrupt sentence pulled everyone from their dreams back to reality in an instant.

Cheng Chumo was originally happy. He was suddenly smashed. He was dissatisfied and was about to curse. But when he saw Zhang Feng, he quickly said with a smile: “Feng’zi, what you said, we Anyway, I went to the sky once and didn’t make us happy?”

After finishing talking, I plan to continue my fantasy. Then Cheng realized that Zhang Feng didn’t intend to let him go: “You fucking do it. I want to be interested. Go home and ask you something serious now.”