Great Tang’s Unparalleled National Teacher

Peng Xue looked towards the sky with satisfaction, and was overjoyed. Then, as if thinking of something, he quickly asked the skin monkey: “How about the skin monkey? How does it feel when flying? ?”

Although he speaks loudly, due to wind resistance, it spreads to the ears of the monkey but it tastes different.

Put the palm of your hand to your ear and try to receive the message from the other party as much as possible: “Huh? Ask me if I am happy?”

“Shuang, your sister, Peng Xue, come down. I will definitely not let you go.”

Although he knew that Peng Xue’s father was a member of the Second Rank, he still decided that he must take a good look at him. If it weren’t for this guy, could he be so embarrassed?

Just when his village officer was plotting against Peng Xue, there was a sudden pain in his leg, and he suddenly lowered his head, shivered in shock.

It turned out to be the cigarette butt just now. He was smoking underneath just now, when a gust of wind suddenly blew his whole person up to the sky. At that time, the cigarette had not been lost. He thought about smoking two more mouthfuls, but, When I was speaking, the smoke fell off as soon as my mouth was loosened. Now I directly burned a big hole in my pants, and most importantly, the fire has not gone out yet, and there is a tendency to burn more and more.

“Peng Xue, you bastard, hurry up and let me down, I will be burned to death.”

The boss with his eyes flushed, his face flushed, and he looked at his pants The fire on the side screamed towards the ground.

However, although his voice is loud, it reaches the ground very little.

Peng Xue frowns glanced at Jin Kai who was taking notes: “Senior Brother, did you hear what Pihou said?”

Jin Kai is currently studying, there is So much nonsense, shook the head, saying that he didn’t know, and continued to take the book to sit up and take notes, like a three-good student.

Peng Xue shook his head and looked towards the crowd watching: “Have you heard what the skin monkey said?”

“Oh, the skin monkey seems to say he is very happy.”

“No, you look at the expression on the skin monkey, you obviously want to come down.”

“Do you think there is a fire on the skin monkey’s legs?”

“That is the fire in the brazier , It’s not from the skin monkey, how could a person start a fire out of thin air, unless the skin monkey is Daoist Immortal.”

“Don’t make a noise, the skin monkey just enjoys it, otherwise, why does he yell so loudly? Show off, I will go to heaven next time.”

Everyone discussed spiritedly, everyone talking at once, anyway, they didn’t understand what Pihou said.

In the end, they came to a conclusion that Pihou is to show off, showing off that you can go to heaven, no one else has this blessing.

This conclusion made everyone regretful. Why didn’t they regret that they didn’t say earlier, then they can go to heaven, how can they turn epithelial monkeys?

There were even a few beaten their chests, vowing that they will be the first to go to heaven next time.

This scene made Peng Xue a little confused.

Among all the people, he is the brightest.

Just now he saw that the skin monkey was a bad idea, otherwise, how could the dean and the others use live pigs for experiments?

But now, the skin monkey reacts to everyone. It seems that this is not the case. The skin monkey seems to be very happy in the sky, and even feels a little ecstatic.

This fuck, next time I will go to heaven, no one can grab it.

Jin Kai on the side also looked at Pihou with envious expression, put down the notes in his hands, put his cheeks in his hands, and imagined how he would feel when he went to heaven next time.

However, they don’t know how uncomfortable the skin monkey is in the sky. At this time, the fire has burned to his thighs, and his throat is almost screaming. These bastards still think they are showing off.

The skin monkey lowered his head in frustration, as if he had knocked over the five-flavored bottle, but only sour, bitter, and spicy remained.

If I resolutely opposed God just now, maybe I wouldn’t suffer this disaster.

Just when he was helpless, another gust of wind blew, the coarse cloth swayed in the air, and the fire in the brazier began to sway, as if it would go out at any time.

The wind is getting stronger and stronger, and the coarse cloth is blown directly, and the leather monkey is also swaying in the air. He is bound by a rope and cannot move, otherwise he would not be so passive.

On the ground, everyone could not help feeling jealous when they saw the skin monkey being blown away by the strong wind.

“What’s so great, isn’t it just ascending to heaven?”

“Yes, this time I gave it to you. Next time I will be the first to ascend to heaven.”

“Showing off for a while is over, and it’s fucking to show off here, I really think we are idiots.”

Everyone cast a contemptuous look at the skin monkey, their mouths were very disdainful, and they were in their hearts. But jealous again.

Their thinking is very weird. They don’t want to admit each other, but they are still jealous in their hearts, wishing that they are skin monkeys.

The same goes for Peng Xue and Jin Kai, but the two of them did not show it, but watched quietly, but slowly envied them in their hearts.

At this moment, Jin Kai seemed to have discovered something, and suddenly creded out in surprise: “What’s the matter? Why is the skin monkey hung on the tree?”

After coming out, everyone seemed to have discovered a new continent, and even the person who looked away just now looked towards Pihou’s direction.

Sure enough, the leather monkey and the coarse cloth were hung on the tree, looking embarrassed. Fortunately, the brazier was gone, otherwise the tree would still be burned.