God of the Universe Begins with Harry Potter

"...It's so irritating. Your father will be censored in the unit. It's all your fault. If you don't follow the rules again, we'll bring you back immediately!"

The letter made Harry and Ron embarrassed in front of all the teachers and students of the school, and they became the jokes of everyone after dinner.

……

When he was in Lihen Bookstore, Ye Ting once told Hermione and Zhang Qiu that Gilderoy Lockhart was just a poser, his books were not practical, and he himself was not a powerful wizard. He became a professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts, so don't expect to learn anything normal.

Hermione and Zhang Qiu didn't believe this at the time, they thought it was just Ye Ting's misunderstanding of Lockhart.

But now, it's just that Gilderoy Lockhart has only taken his first Defence Against the Dark Arts class, and his essence has been exposed.

Check out what his class is about:

After the class, Professor Lockhart made a self-introduction that he thought was humorous.Then immediately arranged for everyone to take a [-]-minute quiz. The quiz has fifty-four questions. The questions are as follows:

1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?

2. What are Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambitions?

3. What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?

And so on, three full pages, the last question is:

54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?What is his ideal birthday present?

It's ridiculous, he completely treats the classroom as his fan meeting.

When he read the original book in the past, Ye Ting thought this guy was quite funny, but when he really experienced all this, he felt that he was being fooled, so he tore the test paper to shreds on the spot, and then threw it in front of him door to leave.

"Who can tell me who the gentleman was just now?" When Ye Ting left, Lockhart's face was a little blue, and Ye Ting's behavior made him humiliated.

After learning about Ye Ting's performance last semester, he seriously said to all the students in the audience: "When I saw him slamming out the door, I immediately knew why he did it - oh, of course, It was all my fault and I really wanted to kick myself a few times."

He paused and gave everyone a smile.

"He wanted to be the most visible man in the crowd, and in fact he had already tasted the sweetness of fame. He was smart, handsome, and he studied well, and he played Quidditch well, and at Hogwarts, whether it was a wizard, Still witches liked him, envied him, oh, that's a good feeling indeed. But now, I, Gilderoy Lockhart, [-]rd class of the Order of Merlin, honorary member of the League Against the Dark Arts, five times awarded "Witcher Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award, such a famous and beloved I came to Hogwarts, and immediately stole his limelight, making him no longer the most talked about, he Jealous of me and slammed out the door right away, I can understand how it feels. I know it was rude of him to do that, but I forgive him because I made him jealous. Oh, this is What a horrible emotion, he should have realized that he is still young, and when he grows up, he will have time to become famous. When I was twelve years old, I was as ordinary as he is now. In fact, it should be said that he is ordinary. "

Hearing him say this, Hermione couldn't take it anymore, she stood up and said loudly, "Ting doesn't need to be jealous of you! His achievements and fame are much higher than yours. He was twelve years old when he was twelve years old. He won the International Wizarding Chess Championship, against whom all wizarding chess players were not his opponents; he invented the moving fireplace at a young age, for which the Ministry of Magic would award him a [-]rd Class of the Order of Merlin, but he never I don't think he's going to show it like you, I think he's right, you're a pompous, rhetorical guy, and you don't deserve to be our Defence Against the Dark Arts professor!"

After speaking, she, like Ye Ting, ignored Lockhart's ugly expression and slammed away.

As soon as the first class started, Lockhart was so embarrassed.

However, his next performance was even worse.

For this lesson, he prepared a cage of Cornish elves, saying that he wanted to examine the practice level of the little wizards. He released the elves and wanted the students to capture them all.But as soon as they got out of the cage, the elves started wreaking havoc in the classroom, hiding under desks.

At this time, Lockhart wanted to make a splash in front of the students, grabbing all the elves into the cage in one go, in order to save the lost face, but with an empty head, he waved his wand for a long time to no avail, and finally even himself All his wands were thrown out of the window by the elf. In the end, he was a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, a third-class medal in the Order of Merlin, an honorary member of the Anti-Dark Magic League, and a five-time winner of the "Witcher Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award. The little wizards hid under the podium.

This is simply the truth. Except for some girls, many young wizards have begun to believe what Ye Ting and Hermione said: Lockhart is just a guy who makes a statement and rhetoric.

Chapter 0092 Lockhart's Past

After leaving the classroom of Defense Against the Dark Arts, Ye Ting walked all the way to an extremely ugly giant stone monster, then stopped and said the command to it: "Iced lemon juice!"

The monster suddenly came alive and jumped aside, the wall behind it cracked in half.

Behind the wall was a spiral staircase that was slowly moving upwards like an escalator.As soon as Ye Ting stepped on it, he heard a rumbling from behind and the wall closed again.He spun higher and higher, and higher, and at last he saw a gleaming oak door ahead, with a brass knocker in the shape of a griffin.

He knocked on the knocker, the door opened, and inside was Dumbledore's headmaster's room, his second time here.

It's a large, beautiful circular room full of funny little voices.On the slender-legged table, there are many strange silverware, spinning and spewing small puffs of smoke.

The walls are covered with portraits of old school principals and school principals, all snoring softly in their respective frames.

There is also a huge table in the room with claw-shaped legs.On a shelf behind the desk stood a tattered, wrinkled wizard hat—the Sorting Hat.

Ye Ting saw Dumbledore behind the desk, but he was immediately attracted by the bird at Dumbledore's feet, which looked like a turkey with half of its feathers plucked.The bird looked at him with mournful eyes, and at the same time made that suffocating sound, its eyes were dead, and its feathers kept falling from its tail.

"Oh, a phoenix." Ye Ting looked at the bird and murmured, "A phoenix ready for nirvana is really rare."

He turned to Dumbledore: "Professor, can you call me when your phoenix is ​​going to Nirvana, I have never seen this scene."

"Of course, Mr. Ye, I'm glad you're interested in my Fox." Dumbledore smiled and glanced at Phoenix: "So, what's the matter with you coming to me? I remember that Mr. Ye should stay in the dark now. It's the right classroom for Defense of Magic."

"You let me stay in that liar's classroom?" Ye Ting rolled his eyes disdainfully: "You are wasting my time. In fact, I am here for this."

He took a step forward, walked up to Dumbledore, and asked, "I don't understand, why do you want such a rhetorical fellow to be a professor at Hogwarts? Can't you see? He doesn't even have a Even the Iron Armor Spell can't be cast, and making him a professor won't teach us anything at all."

"Yeah yeah, Lockhart really isn't a strong wizard," Dumbledore nodded with a smile, "He's always been a big talker and a showman, and he was like that back then. I remember when he entered school, He declared that he wanted to make the Philosopher's Stone before he graduated, and he also planned to lead England's Quidditch team to the World Cup, eventually becoming Britain's youngest Minister for Magic."

"Oh, are you familiar with Lockhart's past?" Ye Ting asked suspiciously.

"Of course, when he was in school, I was already the headmaster of Hogwarts," Dumbledore showed a nostalgic look, "he was already very unpopular at that time, and in order to get attention, he Became a troublemaker. He engraved his name on the Quidditch pitch in 20-foot letters, projected his likeness into the sky like the Dark Mark, and sent himself eight hundred A Valentine’s Day card, I remember, breakfast had to be canceled that day because there was a lot of owl droppings and feathers falling into the cereal. By the time Lockhart graduated, we were all relieved.”

"Then why would you let such a person come back to be a professor?" Ye Ting was a little surprised, "Because no one has applied for this position? Or because of his non-existent experience? You don't think that's true, do you?"

"These experiences are indeed true," Dumbledore sighed. "But none of that was done by Lockhart. Someone else accomplished those achievements. Lockhart traveled to all kinds of exotic places in the world. , deceived accomplished wizards, who revealed their greatest deeds to Lockhart, who, having learned of them, would erase their memories. He then wrote these deeds into a book, and took them as I have. But, in his 'deeds', there are two things I know very well, I even know the original owner of two deeds: an old Armenian wizard and a mouth witch, both of them were erased by Lockhart and him But when I tried to debunk Lockhart, I found that I couldn't do it. I thought about it for a long time and didn't understand why."

"Because people need such an idol." Ye Ting replied, thinking of those annoying traffic stars in his previous life: "People need such a perfect idol, who is handsome and accomplished, and can satisfy people— Especially all the fantasies of teenage girls and housewives. And Lockhart is exactly what they need, and I have to admit, he is a good public lover. Besides, Lockhart can bring great benefits to others : The media needs him to keep making news, bookstores need to sell expensive books through him, and organizations like the Ministry of Magic and the Anti-Dark Magic League need his presence to prove to all wizards that the wizarding world is good and safe... In short , under such circumstances, Lockhart's position is unbreakable."

"Yeah, you did see it better than I did, and I had a hard time trying to figure it out." Dumbledore nodded in agreement, cast an admiring look at Ye Ting, and continued: "So I have no choice but to He brought in Hogwarts and I believe the school is the best place to expose his deception. I believe that just by putting Lockhart into such a normal school life his deception will be exposed and he will get deserved punishment."

After listening to Dumbledore's explanation, Ye Ting thought for a while and found that this method is actually very effective. Lockhart always has to do it himself when he takes a professional class like Defense Against the Dark Arts, and this way he will show his tricks in front of the students. .

The students of Hogwarts are the future of the entire British wizarding world, and more importantly, they stayed in the school and saw the true level of Lockhart with their own eyes. They are not easy to be fooled by the media, and their opinions can be quickly Change their parents' views, so that Lockhart's reputation will get worse and worse, his value will gradually disappear, and by that time, no one will speak for him except for a few brainless fans. The purpose of Professor Dumbledore is It can be achieved - if the original book did not have the accident of the secret room and the basilisk, then the ending of Lockhart may be like this.

"Your idea is really good, but please don't let me stay in the same room with him, and my friends too."