Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 9

Looking at the stupid dog's swollen face, although I shouldn't laugh at it as the boss, I really can't help it! Killing me! ! !

But it's a miracle that this stupid dog didn't die. Don't look at me so resentfully. Are you stupid and blame me? If you didn't bite too fast, simply wouldn't bother me, okay?

It's been a second day, and the swollen dog hasn't gone away, but the wounds on my body have healed very quickly, not only the tongue is fine, but even the stings on my body have gone away, it seems I'm really a special goat with a special mission... save the world?

Just kidding, how can that kind of thing be something a goat should do, I just need to eat some grass, drink some milk every day, bask in the sun is enough, save the world or something, or let those fools go a head.

"Lulu, look what I brought back?" The master's voice suddenly came from outside, did you bring anything good?

"ga~ga~ga~ga~" What the hell is that! ? Oh, it turned out to be a big goose, is that what the reward? It's really boring, I don't know if it's a male or a female, the female will eat goose eggs.

"It's a big goose! Grandpa is so nice, we will have goose feathers in the future." The little master looks very happy, does that mean I need to pick some goose feathers for him?

"Not only goose feathers, but also goose eggs to eat." The owner closed the fence door and put the goose in the yard.

It really is a female, very good, there will be goose eggs to eat in the future, but can this silly goose be quiet for a while, fluttering and fluttering, no one was like you when he came here.

"ao!!! Ouch!!!~~~" The silly dog screamed and ran away, this silly goose was actually chasing the silly dog, and dared to peck my little brother! It's the other way around, I have to teach it a lesson today, so that it knows who is the boss.

Wait a while, can you slow down, I can't catch up, alas, don't go to the room, do you have to let me catch up too? To say that I am an expert.

But you are swollen like that, silly dog, and you are running up the room, this is not what you are looking for... "ao!!!ao ao ao!!!" It really fell down, right? What did I just say.

The big goose didn't chase after him. Do you think it won? I have to teach him a lesson today, I can bully my little brother, but you can't bully him!

Watch my horns serve!

"This big goose is so soft, so nice." The little master actually hugged it, and the guy didn't resist, what a scheming goose!

Forget it, let it go today, and treat it well when the masters and the others are not around. It's so arrogant when I first came here, I can't get used to it.

"Stupid dog, can you stay away from me? I know it bites you. The masters are there. Even if I go to take revenge, they will stop me. We'll go later at night. Avenge you."

"wu wu wu..." The silly dog was crying, and if it wasn't for that thing, I really thought it was a female dog.

"Okay, go back to your kennel to sleep, don't disturb me before night." Today's weather is also very good, suitable for continuing to bask in the sun, but you can't miss such a good sun.

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"fishing...salvage...fishing...fishing..." Who! ? Who is talking, monster! ?

Oh, it seems like a silly dog, its face hasn't swelled yet, it's really retribution, it dared to laugh when I was stung before, why doesn't it laugh now... But it looks like a pig's head Really stupid, what should I do if I want to laugh again.

"Is it night? The master is asleep?" I looked at the master and made sure that the master was asleep, I knew it was time to take revenge for the stupid dog.

He even made a nest for this silly goose! I don't even have a nest, no, I have to dismantle it!

One, two, three... I like it! go you!

It didn't collapse, let's do it again, but this silly goose actually came out.

"Silly dog, come on!" The silly dog rushed up immediately after hearing it, bit the goose's neck, and dragged it out desperately, but how could it be heard that its barking was worse than the big goose, It seems that he was bitten by a big goose again, which is really stupid.

No matter, I quickly dismantled its nest, one, two, three, again! go you!

Finally collapsed, cool!

"Too! Stop screaming!" It's broken, it seems that the little master has woken up, and he has to go back to his place quickly, otherwise it will be finished if the master finds out.

Ah? What's in the nest? goose eggs? haha, it's really fast, this thing belongs to me, you two can fight, bye bye!

Before the owner and the others came out, I ran back to my place with the goose egg in my head. Sure enough, the owner and the others ran out, because the stupid dog has been barking. It's a matter of the mouth, but the big goose can't let it go.

"Too much, hurry up." The master and the little master ran over and pulled them apart, as if the big goose had a mouth of hair in its mouth. It was really cruel.

But it's all worth it. It's worth it if it collapsed its nest and took its eggs.

"Too Duo! How did you collapse its nest, it's not allowed to do this in the future! Do you know!" The little master hit the silly dog, and the silly dog barked really badly, It looked like he was still swollen.

After tossing for most of the night, it was finally quiet, but the big goose has been staring at this side now. Did it find the goose egg in my mouth? No, I didn't open my mouth.

Anyway, if it has any evidence, what else can it do to me? The master has fallen asleep. If it dares to mess around again, the master will definitely teach it a good lesson when the time comes.

"Silly dog, come here." Looking at the dejected silly dog, I think it's better to let him be happy.

"Look at what this is." As I said that, I spit out the goose egg, and the stupid dog was startled: "Look... hit, mud scares Dan?"

"You just laid eggs, your whole family laid eggs, what nonsense are you talking about, this is the egg of that silly goose, and now it's given to you, you can deal with it."

Silly dog heard After that, he was very happy and called out, "Crab... Crab fishing... Hit!~" As he said that, it picked up the goose egg in one bite, and ran to the big goose, whose nest had just been repaired.

"Mud...Kankan...Zhe Shisen touch..." The stupid dog is a bit too shy, how do I feel that it is going to be unlucky! ?

Sure enough, the big goose was provoked by the goose egg when it saw the egg. It fluttered and chased. The silly dog screamed again and ran away.

"Fishing...hit! Nine...names!!!" The stupid dog barked really badly, but what's the use of you calling me, you run so fast, how can I catch up, but how? The goose caught its tail again.

What is the yellow liquid on the ground? Uh, this stupid dog bit the goose egg? This is really killing it, and the big goose is even more angry.

The stupid dog's screams woke the owner up again. As soon as they came out, they saw the big goose chasing the silly dog.

"Aiya, the two of them are too much trouble, let's tie them all up." The little master seemed a little annoyed, but it was almost dawn now.

"Well, tie it up." The master also agreed with this method, it was successful, and he defended my position as the boss. No one in this family can be arrogant in front of me.

Looking at the two of them chained up, I smiled from the bottom of my heart. It was a really good night and everything went as expected.

"The moon is really round today, and the smile is so sweet."