Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 31

Bob's pub was closed that night, and there was no way to open the door. The tables and stools were all broken, and the little guy and the chef repaired a few of them at night.

Waiting quietly until the night, I said to the silly dog: "Those guys messed up and smashed the pub, are you angry?" "Angry! I'm so angry, or I'll still be angry today. There's meat to eat!"

I laughed when I heard what the silly dog said, that's right, it's right to be angry, and I'm also very angry.

"If that's the case, then why don't we take revenge on them, sabotage them happily, and eat their wine and meat by the way."

Silly dog listens When I heard the word "meat", I became excited and said, "Okay! Let's go!" "But you still have to jump out this time, are you sure?"

When I finished speaking , silly dog immediately nodded, said: "sure!" Then I walked to the wall, silly dog stepped on me with a run-up, and suddenly turned over, this time there was no foot slip or fall, it looked like food The power is infinite!

Seeing that the silly dog turned over, I kicked on the wall and jumped out. For me, this level of wall is simply too simple, and it is not much different from no wall.

It was late at night, and there was no one on the street. Even those who drank too much had already gone home. live.

I took the silly dog all the way to the Ham's pub, looking at the dimly lit pub inside, I frowned, it's so late, it's long overdue to close, Bob The pub was closed at this time.

When I got closer, I realized that it was just a candle inside. It seemed to be left on purpose. Bob's Tavern also leaves such a candle every night, probably to remind travelers that there is a address.

After making sure that no one was there, I walked to the pub with the silly dog and took a look to find that the door of the pub was plugged in, and it seemed that the outside could not be opened simply.

But it didn't bother me at all. After looking around, I determined that the two-story house should have the same structure as Bob's Tavern, and then said to the silly dog: "Wait for me here. , don't make a noise, don't walk around."

When the silly dog responded, I jumped on the edge of the window, then on a raised edge of the second layer, and then on the edge of the second layer. window, and finally jumped to the top of the second floor.

There really is a skylight here, and it's also open for ventilation, which makes things easier, so I jumped right in.

"Da!" A crisp sound of hoofs hitting the ground spread throughout the corridor, but no one appeared. They seemed to be sleeping soundly.

After confirming that no one was there, I walked towards the corridor. The dapping sound kept echoing in the corridor, but no one appeared. It was not until I walked to the corridor that I understood. why.

Because they all seemed to be drinking too much, even the Boss who seemed to be guarding the small room at the entrance of the stairs was drinking too much, and he simply couldn't hear any sound or react.

I gently arched open the half-covered door, went up and gave him a hoof, it was because of this bastard that I ran out of alcohol, a hoof to you is light, I have to go to destroy.

Sure enough, he didn't wake up after I gave him a hoof, he just turned over, but because of the too much movement, he fell from the bed to the ground, and then he started snoring, it seems that he was lying down The posture is not right.

After kicking a few more hooves, I don't feel relieved enough. It's still a pleasure to destroy things. Of course, the wine below is waiting for me. I don't have time to waste time with this guy.

Then I walked down the stairs and entered the interior of the tavern, which is much smaller than Bob's tavern, and it doesn't look like there are as many varieties of wine, most of which are malt wine.

But my favorite drink is malt wine. Other wines are too spicy. Although it is easy to get drunk, I still don't like it very much, because there is no malt flavor.

I first took down the stick of wood from the inside, and then the door was opened, and the silly dog rushed in excitedly. Seeing it was about to bark, I quickly said: " Shut up!"

The silly dog realized that he couldn't bark, and hurriedly found the food scraps on the ground, but it seemed to have forgotten what we were here for.

"Don't eat it! I'll destroy these tables, stools and everything you can see. I'll destroy the front desk and the wine." Then I jumped on the front desk and opened the wine barrel. After the lid dong dong dong drink up.

Stupid dog chewed up the table and stool beside him, but the sound was a bit loud. Fortunately, those guys drank too much and slept more dead, so they shouldn't be able to hear it.

Before the younger brothers basically did not let me drink other wines, it seems that other wines are too expensive. Only once was I spit out because it was too spicy, maybe I can try it again this time. taste.

Thinking about me picking up a bottle of rum and taking a sip after taking the cork off, poof, such a rubbish thing, still so spicy.

I then pushed the wine to the ground, and the wine bottle shattered and the wine inside was spilled, but there seemed to be no movement upstairs.

This way I can rest assured that I can wreak havoc, maybe I should try other wines, maybe other wines are not as spicy, just in case I like them a bit.

Thinking about it, I pushed down all the rums on the wine cabinet at the back. After the wine fell on the ground, it all shattered. Not bad, but unfortunately too spicy.

Thinking that I picked up another bottle of wine, took a sip from the cork, oh, this thing is just as spicy, although there is a little sweetness, but it is almost negligible .

After confirming that this wine is not good to drink, I pushed this wine off the shelf, and a large amount of wine flowed out along the front desk.

When I put the wine in my mouth, I found this stuff to be ok, not too spicy and quite sweet, drink more to make up for what I drank last night.

Thinking about me, I drank bottle by bottle, while the stupid dog was trying to destroy it. It seemed that he was working hard, and it was worth my effort to bring it here.

Just as I was drinking happily, I suddenly felt that the surroundings became much brighter. When I turned my head and looked towards the silly dog, I found that it actually knocked the candle down!

And the candle was lit by the wood chips it made, and the fire spread quickly, and it was about to spread to me.

I suddenly realized that the situation seems to be a little bad. Judging from the knowledge that came out of nowhere in my mind, when fire and this thing of high concentration alcohol come into contact, it should be...

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"Run!" After I shouted, I jumped off the front desk and staggered towards the door, but the stupid dog ran faster than me, and it was already there when I made a sound. Came to the door.

The moment we rushed out of the door, the flames also burned the alcohol on the ground, and the flames rose in an instant, and then spread quickly, setting the entire front desk on fire at once.

Fortunately I ran fast! Otherwise, you will be killed by the idiot, the idiot!

The silly dog stared blankly at the flame inside, not knowing what he was thinking, but then I knew because it was muttering: "meat...meat..."

"What kind of meat do you want! You're going to die!? I'd kill you just now if I ran slower! What are you looking at, let's go! Let's eat roast dog meat today when the fire comes over!" said Then I ran back.

The silly dog glanced at the Ham tavern reluctantly, making sure that he could grab the meat from the burning tavern, and then he followed.