Global Weird: I Can Simulate In Advance

"its not right."

Hilltop villa, in the pool.

Li Guanqi was wearing pants all over his body, leaning against the edge of the pool, suddenly remembered something, and asked curiously in his mind: "Shen Kong, it's not that some geniuses can find a place without relying on the star attraction, simply relying on Is the star attraction method directly pulling the stars?

I thought, I'm a genius too.

Is there a possibility that I can directly pull the star power of the Big Dipper by myself without the need for the Big Dipper to attract the stars? "

"There's no such possibility."

Shun Kong's lazy voice sounded, "The Big Dipper sequence is not only the strongest star sequence group, but its cultivation difficulty is also the most peculiar. The special feature of the Big Dipper Induction Technique is that it not only requires magic, but also You also need the Soil of the Illuminator.

In other words, other stars, there is the possibility of pulling the stars without the need to attract the stars.

But the Beidou sequence is impossible.

Because a key link of the Big Dipper's star attraction method is to rely on the soil of the star attraction ground for assistance.

Even if you are a genius who doesn't need a star attraction to deepen the sense of the stars, you also need a handful of the Big Dipper soil, but if you can get a handful of the Big Dipper soil, why not pull it directly on the spot? Stars? "

"Um?"

Li Guanqi raised his brows, "Is there a possibility that after arriving in the weird world, you will take me to the Big Dipper Land of the Daluo Dynasty, and then we will quickly dig a piece of soil and leave? You can take me before the guard arrives. Let's go?"

"There's no such possibility."

There was a bit of helplessness in Shun Kong's voice, "The soil of the star attraction is based on the overall environmental structure. Once it leaves the fixed range of the star attraction, the power of the stars attached to this soil will dissipate along with it. , is equivalent to useless.

So it's no use taking it away.

And it's also wicked. The land of the stars is just those soils. You take a piece of it and someone else will take a piece of it. After hundreds of years, the land will be gone in the future, and the land of the stars will be abolished. We can't do such wicked things.

Anyway, the queen of the Tulip Empire is your master's old lover, so you can go to Tulip to find her, so please don't make these crooked thoughts, master, and go to Tulip honestly..."

"Um?"

Before he finished speaking, Li Guanqi turned his head to look in the direction of the villa's gate, as if he suddenly sensed something.

Although the road was blocked by banana trees, he still sensed the girl's breath.

"Invincible begins with the sacrifice of ancestors"

"Yeah, it's the 35th day, and she should arrive."

While Li Guanqi underestimated himself, he got up from the pool and returned to the shore.

As he got up, the water droplets on his body also fell along the streamlined muscle lines.

"thump!"

The next moment, Li Guanqi thought about it, and the water droplets on his body floated up one after another, condensed into a small ball of water in the air, and then returned to the water in the swimming pool.

Then, he walked towards the glass door of the living room next to him, pushed the door open, picked up a set of pure white short-sleeves and black shorts on the hanger and put them on—after all, it would be wrong to wear shorts when meeting female friends.

"Squeak-"

Not long after, two girls came up by the stairs in the living room side by side.

One of them, of course, was Han Mengyao, who was wearing pajamas and had black hair with a ball head.

The other, a red-haired woman wearing a black shirt and black leather pants, was an old friend Li Guanqi had not seen for a long time—Chi Family, Chi Xiaoxiao.

"Long time no see, Brother Li."

Chi Xiaoxiao seemed to be a little restrained. He grabbed his left arm with his right hand and rubbed it for a while before looking at Li Guanqi and said with a light smile, "For you, it's been a year since you haven't seen each other, right?"

"certainly!"

Li Guanqi grinned, then walked to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator door, took out a cold can of Coke, and threw it to the other party, "Well, Coke, I remember you like drinking this stuff? Back then you Resurrected to reality, when he first came to my house, he asked me if I had Coke."

"Yes, yes..."

Chi Xiaoxiao caught the cola and held it with both hands, a warm smile appeared on his face.

"I remember when you were young."

Li Guanqi used his right hand to compare his waist, and said with a smile: "You were not even 16 years old at that time, so it seems that you came to my waist."

Saying that, he looked at the tall and slim Chi Xiaoxiao, and he couldn't help but feel a little emotional, "But now it's not one year of extraordinary, it's 5 years of extraordinary, Xiao Xiao, you have also grown into a big girl, look at this girl, It's almost one meter eight, right?"

"Actually, it's only 1.76 meters."

When Chi Xiaoxiao talked about this, he couldn't help but look a little disappointed.

In the weird world, for Daluo people who are generally between 1.8 and 2.8 meters tall, a woman of 1.8 meters is barely considered a relatively good Daluo woman, such as Wang Yanqing.

"This is not Xinji, let alone Da Luo."

Li Guanqi smiled, walked to the sofa and sat down, "A girl who is 1.76 meters tall is already very tall."

"Too."

Chi Xiaoxiao smiled lightly.

"That's it."

Han Mengyao nodded as if pecking at the rice, and said faintly, "If I hadn't been infected by alien blood in Yucheng, I would have survived to death in my life."

As she said that, she also sat on the sofa, leaning against Li Guanqi's shoulder with a depressed look on her face.

Because if I really want to say it, in fact, her real height is only 1.58 meters, and the current height of 1.78 meters is still because of the use of different blood characteristics.

"Height..."

Li Guanqi looked at Chi Xiaoxiao in front of him and couldn't help laughing: "So, can I say, Xiaoxiao grew up watching me? Ha!"

As he spoke, the smile on his face became even stronger, and he seemed to find it very interesting.

However, Chi Xiaoxiao didn't seem to be very happy when he heard this.

"By the way, Brother Li, don't you like drinking carbonated drinks?"

Chi Xiaoxiao picked up the Coke in his hand, looked at Li Guanqi curiously, and then a bit of anticipation appeared in his beautiful red eyes, "Is it specially prepared for me?"

"what?"

Li Guanqi was stunned, "Uh, not really."

"It's Mengyao."

He pointed to Han Mengyao, who was snuggling in his arms, "She usually likes to eat snacks with Coke while watching anime, so she has a lot in the refrigerator."

"oh oh…"

Chi Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, then lowered his eyes, grabbed Coke with both hands, and nodded lightly.

"Speaking of which, you should sit."

Li Guanqi looked at Chi Xiaoxiao, who had been standing for a long time, and pointed to the blue sofa next to him, "Don't be a stranger, just be your own home, just sit there, and what do you want to eat? I'll get it."

"No, no need."

Chi Xiaoxiao raised his head and waved his hand with a smile, "I was actually passing by. There are still many official duties of the Chixue Army going to the Yucheng branch to verify the connection, so don't bother, I will go there now."

"In such a hurry?"

Hearing this, Li Guanqi couldn't help but be a little surprised, "You are the top commander of the Scarlet Blood Army. What kind of official business do you want to meet in person? Is it possible that all the people under your hand are fishing for fish?"

"It's more important, that's why I want to go in person."

Chi Xiaoxiao smiled slightly.

"Then we will send you off?"

Han Mengyao took Li Guanqi's hand and got up from the sofa.

"Um... no need."

Chi Xiaoxiao looked at their interlocked hands for a few seconds, then withdrew his gaze, looked at Li Guanqi, and said with a smile, "Okay, that's it."

"Um?"

Li Guanqi was startled.

"Let's go, no need to send."

Chi Xiaoxiao smiled, then turned to leave, walked down the stairs in the living room, and disappeared from the sight of Li Guanqi and Han Mengyao.

"uh-huh."

Seeing this, Han Mengyao suddenly made a nasal sound, then let go of Li Guanqi's hand, sat back on the sofa, looked up at the ceiling, and suddenly asked, "Hey, Guanqi, you have been in the strange world for a year, have you Tell me about the people and things you have encountered, whether it’s okay or not, you have been back for more than 30 days, and I don’t seem to have asked you about it.”

"OK!"

With a smile on his face, Li Guanqi also sat back on the sofa, held her in his arms, and said excitedly: "I'll tell you, I've encountered a lot in this weird world this time, when I first sat in the teleportation formation There was an accident, and instead of reaching the destination safely, I jumped directly to the cherry blossom shogunate..."

…

…

Egypt.

Yellow sand fills the sky.

The gust of wind whizzed past, rolling up endless dust and covering the sky and the earth, making this already mysterious land a bit more illusory.

In the sandstorm, a large-scale triangular building is looming, and the slightly damaged part is proof that it has existed for a long time.

On top of the golden top of the pyramid, Lin Xianbai was wearing a black Taoist robe.

The gust of wind blew the hem of his clothes, making a hunting sound.

"It's been almost a month... I can't solve it, there's no way."

"I've been on vacation watching chess for more than a month. It's time to do some work. Let's ask him for help. Although he doesn't understand the formation method, maybe he knows a thing or two about his artifact?"

…

…

"Tick, tick."

40th day back to reality.

In the morning, it was raining lightly.

Huaxia, Yucheng, hilltop villa, among the bedrooms.

Li Guanqi, who was lying on the big bed, rubbed his sleepy eyes and woke up from his sleep.

Although under normal conditions, he no longer needs sleep to replenish his energy, and he will waste a few hours, but occasionally he will re-experience the feeling of "wake up", and he should relive his previous life memories.

What's more, "the sun shines into the bedroom, wake up from the bed with the girlfriend I like, kiss and hug for a while, and then start a new day", this is the life he longed for before.

Well, although there is no sun today.

And she hasn't woken up yet.

"Hey, little lazy pig, get up."

Li Guanqi turned his head slightly, looked at Han Mengyao, who was lying on his side, naked, and even kicked off the quilt, smiled and pinched the opponent's face.

However, the other party breathed evenly, his eyes were tightly closed, and there was no sign of waking up.

"Um?"

Li Guanqi suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Meng Yao?"

He reached out and nudged the other person's shoulder again.

This time, Han Mengyao's wing-like eyelashes trembled slightly, and then opened her eyes little by little.

But her eyes were not black, but turned into golden and red vertical children.

These are not Han Mengyao's eyes.

"Evil Phoenix?"

Li Guanqi's expression changed slightly.

"Hmm~"

Xie Huang glanced at him lazily, then turned over slightly, laying on the bed in a large font, looking at the ceiling, her eyes wandering, she didn't know what she was thinking.

"Forehead…"

Li Guanqi looked at her who couldn't see an inch, then looked at himself who was naked, and pulled up the sheet a little embarrassedly, first covering his lower body, but then hesitating, not knowing whether to cover her too .

"Is there a difference?"

Xiehuang's red lips parted lightly, and the magnetic voice of "Sister Yu" sounded, "Isn't this body still hers? The body that has been in it, do you still care if it is naked?"

"Uh, no, uh, that, this..."

Li Guanqi was at a loss for words.

Xiehuang's words sounded like there was nothing wrong with it, but it seemed that everything was wrong.

"After all, it's you now, not her."

Li Guanqi thought about it for a while, but still covered Xiehuang with a quilt.

However, the evil phoenix kicked it away.

"I don't like being covered in quilts, I don't like wearing clothes, I hate being covered in foreign objects."

Xie Huang turned to his side again, facing Li Guanqi, and said: "The reason why you humans have the habit of wearing clothes was originally to protect your body, not to protect your privacy. The so-called privacy protection is only a cultural custom formed later. .

Human beings are very weak in their infancy, and any bump or bump will cause physical injury, so the concept of 'dressing' has been passed down to this era.

But our phoenix is ​​different, phoenix is ​​inherently strong, at least ordinary bumps will not cause wear and tear to our wings and body. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

So we don't have the habit of wearing clothes, and we don't care about the exposure of certain parts... To be precise, in Phoenix's culture, it's not privacy at all.

Having said so much, do you understand? "

"…"

Li Guanqi was at a loss for words.

You know what, he's not a bird.

"You do not understand."

Xiehuang rolled his eyes at him, "You are always so slow, you can't see this, you don't understand that."

"???"

Li Guanqi was stunned.

He thought about it carefully, but he still didn't understand, and asked in confusion, "Hey, what are you talking about? Why did you come out, Mengyao?"