Genshin Impact: Q&A on famous scenes, difficult-to-cry character group

【Qin: Pfft——】

【Rosalie: Pfft——】

【Yura: Hahahaha, it’s really you two】

【Xiaogong: What everyone said the most just now has come true now.】

【Lisa: Ah, ah, ah, it won’t happen again. When I’m full, you’ll overflow, right?】

【Coral Palace Xinhai: Miss Lisa is so evil, so many children】

【Zaoyou: Zaoyou is no longer a child. What do you mean?】

【Keli: Keli also wants to know】

【Thomas: Let us live a life of ease in the world of mortals】

【Traveling in Autumn: Riding horses galloping to share the prosperity of the world】

【Xin Yan: Hahahaha】

【Collet: Isn’t this the song that Captain Kaia and Grandpa Diluc played last time in the Dadaupa Valley? Very nice】

【Kaia: Punishment doesn’t matter, it can be regarded as two direct resurrections, why are you with Lu Guoba again?】

【Diluc: The last thing I want to be with is you.】

【Amber: What's the punishment? 】

To punish Diluc and Kaia, the news will be broadcast in the form of live broadcast news based on the screen images. The two have three minutes to prepare. The live broadcast room will provide material manuscripts 26 hours a day. There are no hard requirements. The manuscripts can be used for the two people to refer to the punishment scene. Appear.

People in Teyvat are watching the excitement

"It’s True Lord Ningbing Crossing the Sea!"

"And Lu Guoba!"

"Hahaha, the two random people couldn't be them!"

"Reminds me of Dadaupa Valley!"

"Yes, yes, there is a picture, let’s gallop together!"

"What is their background?"

"Ahem, it’s the piano director’s office!"

"Headquarters of the Knights of the West Wind!"

The screen moved slightly, and you could see Qin and Lisa who had given up their seats and were sitting in the waiting area next to the office bookshelf, drinking coffee.

"It’s Captain Qin!"

"Captain Qin and Lady Lisa are still so elegant"

"Isn't it to punish Captain Kaia and Grandpa Diluc by facing confinement?"

Punish Diluc and Kaia, and broadcast Mondstadt news in the form of live broadcast news based on the punishment screen.

It requires a reward of more than 100,000 molars and making 55% of the people who watched the live broadcast laugh more than once.

"It sounds interesting"

"Haha, it’s still difficult to make people above the fifth floor laugh."

"If it’s interesting, I won’t be stingy with rewards."

"What are you thinking? The maximum reward one person can receive is 100 moras."

Both of them were writing at high speed.

Kaia was already smiling bitterly, and Diluc covered his head with one hand, seeming to have a headache.

At this moment, the screen of the live broadcast room appeared on the wall.

"Is it necessary to report the news based on the pictures on the screen?"

"It tests one’s sense of presence!"

"I definitely can't. I can't figure it out right away. I have to be very flexible in my thinking."

"We have done this kind of thing in Liyue's Steam Bird News Agency. It's easy to get nervous and stuck."

"This is for an excellent broadcaster to have excellent on-the-spot reaction."

The punishment countdown is three, two, one! Start!

The flag of the Knights of the West Wind appears on the big screen.

Kaia:"Mondstadt TV, Mondstadt TV, welcome the entire Tiyvat continent to watch the first issue of Mondstadt News, I am the host Man Kaia!"

Kaia is on the left side of the desk with her arms akimbo, while Diluc is on the right with his hands crossed on his chest.

Diluc:"I'm the host Diluc."

The two looked sideways at the screen, and the screen switched to a scene of Keli running in Xingluo Lake.

Diluc:"Let's watch the first news."

Kaiya:"In the past six months, more than 30 cases of abnormal fish casualties in Xingluo Lake have been solved."

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

The picture is of Qin using a fairy rope to hold Keli back. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Diluc:"Captain Qin is capturing the prisoner Keli, and is in the process of capturing the prisoner Keli. The trade-off is to allow Keli to participate in the World Badminton Festival.

Diluc:"It's better to become the next badminton player!""

【Keli:? ? ?】

【Amber: Hahahaha】

【Barbara:? ? ?】[]

Kaia:"The following is the second news."

The picture is of Wendy repairing the Sky Piano.

Diluc:"In recent months, a bard in Mondstadt stole the Sky Piano from the church and damaged it. Afterwards, the man refused to compensate and tried to get away with it through illusions."

【Wendy: Hey]

The screen immediately switched to the live broadcast story, where the lady snatches the heart of God.

Kaia blinked in confusion.

Everyone was wondering how Kaia would explain it.

The corners of Diluc's mouth rose, and Kaia had to continue his description of rationality.

Kaia:"In the end, the bard was captured by an enthusiastic lady from the Winter Kingdom during his escape."

"？？？"

"？？？"

"Enthusiastic lady! Hahaha!"

【Miss:? ? ? 】

Diluc:"I think the title can be changed to, it is more appropriate for the diplomatic ambassador of the Solstice Country to beat up a thousand-year-old man in Mondstadt."

Kaia:"……"

See the scene switch to Barbara.

Kaia:"Then the church discovered that the lady had attempted to steal the Heart of God. The Mondstadt Knights of Zephyr are currently taking over the matter, and the incident needs further investigation."

The scene showed Paimon being frozen.

How can this be explained in the news?

Diluc:"When everyone's attention was attracted by Barbatos, the god of water, and the restricted Ying girl, unfortunately no one noticed that the lady also thoughtfully froze the emergency food Paimon. Fresh treatment!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Grandpa Diluc is very round."

【Paimeng stamps his feet crazily: Paimeng is not emergency food]

The scene shows Xiangling peeping at the wild boar.

Kaia:"Next news, the chef of Liyue Wanmintang is on a business trip to Mondstadt, hoping to develop new dishes."

Diluc:"Considering the positive impact of the famous chef's 240 special dishes on Mondstadt's tourism industry, the Knights of the West Wind decided to help"

【Jean: Indeed, it can promote tourism]

Then the picture is of Timmy and his pigeons on the Mondbridge.

Kaia thought for a few seconds:"Currently, Timmy has lodged a complaint with the Knights of the West Wind about the tornado that passes by once a day!"

Timmy:? ? ?

Kaia:"A rare breed without sticks appeared in the Qiuqiu tribe near Mondstadt."

Diluc:"Leize is currently in a state of alert when he sees Xiangling walking around."

Kaia:"Due to the forging of iron The pot was requisitioned and exploded and cracked. Mr. Wagner, the blacksmith, is currently doubting his life."

Diluc:"In order to protect the dignity of the Guardian of the Four Winds, we are not considering letting Xiangling get close to the Running Wolf Territory and Wind Dragon Ruins for the time being."

【Xiangling:? ? ? You are considering my safety! 】

A picture of Fischer appeared on the screen, wanting to buy wine at Angel's Gift.

Kaia:"The investigator of the Mondstadt Adventurers Association claims that according to the calendar of the Teyvat continent, he is more than three thousand years old."

Diluc:"Unfortunately, no matter how many excuses the Dawn Wine Company gives, it will not report to the future. Adults sell alcoholic beverages."

Kaia:"After many inquiries to no avail, the Queen of Judgment decided to rain down angry thunder on Dawn Winery."

Diluc:"And the Emperor of Judgment who came later, the Emperor of Judgment, The Queen takes her away for family education"

【Fischer:? ? ? 】.